the signs as stereotypical eye-roll causing complaints
aries: i do not have a temper and i’m not an asshole, you’re all just idiots and this wouldn’t be a problem if you didn’t all suck
taurus: *through mouthful of goldfish* I DO NOT EAT TOO MUCH, AND I DO NOT HAVE DENIAL ISSUES
gemini: *I* CAN’T TAKE CRITICISM? NO, *YOU* CAN’T TAKE CRITICISM! I TAKE CRITICISM JUST FINE! MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST WORK ON YOURSELF
cancer: why does everyone hate cancers so much? we are NOT obnoxiously emotional and we are not annoying or overly sensitive, we are caring and wise and we aren’t whiny or dependent we just have a lOT GOING ON AND A LOT ON OUR SHOULDERS, OKAY?! DOESNT ANYONE EVER THINK ABOUT ANYONE BESIDES THEMSELVES BECAUSE WE HAVE ISSUES TOO OKAY ITS NOT ALWAYS ABOUT YOU WE DESERVE RESPECT WE DESERVE AFFECTION AND COMPASSION WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE ME SO MUCH
leo: i’m not self centered and i do not thirst for attention, i actually have low self esteem and i second guess myself a lot. people should really take the time to get to know me and think about me and VIOLENTLY OBSESS OVER ME AND ANALYZE EVERYTHING ABOUT ME AND HOW I FEEL before they judge me
virgo: I am not a neat freak, my room is actually very messy. but DON’T YOU DARE CRITICIZE MY MESS IT IS A VERY CAREFULLY PROCESSED AND STRUCTURED MESS AND I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE EVERYTHING IS AND IF YOU CONTAMINATE MY SYSTEM I WILL VIOLENTLY INSERT A BUTTER KNIFE TO YOUR JUGULAR
libra: dude, no, don’t apologize for canceling or forgetting to reply. i’m fine, i promise. i’m great. it’s just. *takes a deep breath* *starts screaming*
cancer: *kicks door open* anD ANOTHER THING, WE DO SO MUCH FOR YOU PEOPLE AND WE ARE SO FUCKING UNDER-APPRECIATED. YOU WOULD BE NOWHERE WITHOUT US WE DO SO MUCH FOR EVERYONE AND NO ONE IS EVER HERE FOR US AND SOMEHOW WE’RE THE BAD GUYS? YOURE ALL JUST INSENSITIVE ASSHOLES THAT ONLY CARE ABOUT YOURSELVES
scorpio: oh my god, you don’t know scorpios at all, you uncultured fucking swine. we are not moody and we do not have sex all the time, we have sex a moderate amount of times a day and–wait, what? what do you mean, “i’m heartless and i don’t have a filter”? i have plenty of a filter you fucking idiot, it’s not my fault you’re a fucking pansy that can’t take some constructive criticism, which you wouldn’t need if you weren’t a fuckING IDIOT
sagittarius: um yeah okay maybe i did fuck up one time but listen sweetie(: let’s talk about how many times you’ve messed up and how many stupid things you’ve said and done, and remember that one thing you messed up and apologized for? well surprise i’m not over it even though i said i was, you still suck at everything and you’re a huge bitch sooooo worry about yourself lololol
capricorn: what the hell? i do not always think i’m right and i am not a power hungry robot, which you would know if you weren’t an emotional pansy that never learned the basic human skill of applying logic to situations
aquarius: i already know what you are about to say, so don’t bother. i do not have a god complex, i just think at a higher level than you are capable of and i’m sorry but i can’t help that you are only able to view that as me being more unique than you ~
pisces: YOU THINK I’M NOT INTIMIDATING? I WILL KICK YOUR BUTT, MAN, YOU JUST WAIT AND SEE! *punches a wall and, both ironically and humorously, hits the stud, fracturing their knuckles*
aries ~ seeks opportunities to learn new things, sparks like a firecracker when information and thought is generated, spins at the speed of light, reactive and childlike, magical, overactive, self directed and lively
leo ~ the lights of every star flash in vivid firelight, thoughts are painted into reality in vivid, vibrant, creative expression, thoughts are loud, dominating, the mind is a crowning glory, glowing when amongst creative expedition
sagittarius ~ the universe is enlarged through a kaleidoscope of symbolic glow, seeks to apply philosophy to experience as the pot of gold at the bottom of every intellectual rainbow is found
Bande à part(1964) directed by Jean-Luc Godard
2. Chungking Express (1994) directed by Wong Kar-wai
3. Pola X (1999) directed by Leos Carax 4.
In the Mood for Love (2000) directed by Wong Kar-wai
5. Ghost World (2001) directed by Terry Zwigoff 6.
Amélie (2001) directed by Jean-Pierre Jeunet
The Dreamers (2003) directed by Bernardo Bertolucci
Sympathy for Lady Vengeance (2005) directed by Park Chan-wook
The Fall (2006) directed by Tarsem Singh
10. La belle personne (2008) directed Christophe Honoré
Like the Ram (animal symbol of the Aries sign), With a venus in aries you tend to be very passionate and your love is very fiery, comes and goes. Most of the time these individuals tend to be very bold and direct when it comes to crushes or in relationship. Venus Arians are likely to go head in and pursue the person they are attracted to with no hesitation.
These individuals are attracted to honesty, adventure and directness.
Dominant or Submissive?
Leo: How you love…
Like the graceful Lion (animal symbol of the Leo sign), With a venus in leo you tend to be very kind and warm as you have a big heart when you let it out. Most of the time these individuals tend to be attentive, boastful and confident, they do enjoy the chase but then they have be motivated to really followthrough. Venus Leos are likely to court people but at the same time likes being courted, when they feel special that’s when they commit to you.
These individuals are attracted to confidence, honesty, and adventure.
Dominant or Submissive?
Sagittarius: How you love…
Like the archer (symbol of the Sagittarius sign), With a venus in sagittarius you tend to be very lighthearted but also wants their partner to see their views and beliefs. Most of the time these individuals are very witty, fun but hard to tie down because the idea of commitment doesn’t appeal to them. Venus Sagittarians like to learn new things and experience a variety of things, thats why it takes a lot for them to commit.