dipper you little shit

Bless @pinesinthewoods for asking for Dipper and Stan headcanons cause they’re glorious and I needed to draw this one  

Stan is secretly proud of how strong Dipper has become, not that he would let anybody know about that of course he won’t lol

callmegallifreya  asked:

HC: The "Don Pines" thing started as a joke, the people that hang around Hank most and are close enough friends to do it started calling him Don and bowing or kissing his hand as a greeting to mess with him. He got used to it and it became a running thing, and then one of the others saw it and was like "Holy crap this is a mob guys we've accidentally joined a mob" and then everyone started doing it. Dipper once showed up, called him Don Pines and kissed his ring in front of everyone.

He does it in front of some n00bs too, and Hank looks at the way too overawed look in their eyes that is going to take forever to get rid of and god damnit Uncle Dipper

THERES ONE MLRE GRAVITY FALLS EPISODE AND ALEX SAID HELL AMSWER ALL THE QUESTIONS IN THE LAST EP AND I WANT TO KNOW WHERE THE FUCK DIPS BIRTHMARK CAME FROM BC WHERE THE FRICK WAS IT WHEN FETUS DIPPER SHAVED HIS HEAD, ITS NOT JUST A BIRTHMARK IS IT ALEX, I'm watching you, you little shit

I haven’t gotten an ask for this, but I felt this warranted some more in-depth thought and clarification: There’s actually a difference between what one would categorize as Dipper’s own personal power, and demon “magic”.

The demon magic is what is generally only attainable through sacrifice, summoning, and contracts. Dipper could eventually breach the barrier between the two and no longer need much payment at all to perform such tasks, but at least in Mabel’s lifetime, that won’t be the case.

Demon magic can be… well, just about anything. The reason demons are so terrifying is because they’re damn near capable of anything in the right conditions. The can warp the very fabric of space-time, defy the laws of physics, and even manipulate souls themselves. Most of the time, demons are confined in other planes of existence, or can’t access such magic because there isn’t anyone out there willing or even able to pay the price. Which is why the universe is still more or less in-tact.

Dipper’s own power however, can be accessed without sacrifice. Unfortunately, while it’s quite immense… it doesn’t carry much finesse when dealing with humans. Dipper, like most demons, carry pure destructive energy within them - his manifests itself in the form of blue flame, and telekinesis. He can also invade a person’s mind and dreams (as well as pull people into the Mindscape), but that’s not exactly something that can be used to help people in many situations. Illusions are another questionable talent, as well as being able to “store” things in the Mindscape only to produce them later from what seems like cartoon hammerspace.

This is why while Dipper is an insanely powerful demon, he still has to form contracts with his sister in order to really help her out. He may be able to take down a rampaging basilisk or stop an avalanche, but beyond anything that requires more than just brute strength (saving a life, creating something out of nothing, time-travel, soul-snatching, etc), he needs a contract. Well, most of the time. Small amounts of demon magic can be attained purely by onesself with moderate energy, but Dipper isn’t going to pass up a free packet of candy for teleporting the triplets to school. Or ice cream for math homework (that isn’t even demon magic Dipper you little shit con man).

anonymous asked:

When drunk, not only does Dipper kiss and hug ppl he likes, he turns into a little kid as well. So there's just this drunk five year old going around and showing ppl how much he cares.

Not ALL the time but oh man I can see him doing that here and there. His friends have long since stopped trying to talk sense into him about how “it’s terrible that he looks like a drunk 12 year old you stop that”

Mabel or Henry having to carry him home like an actual kid tho while he whines about how he doesn’t wanna go home yet he’s not even tired and then falls asleep halfway to the car

Henry trying to peel Dipper off of him and throw him in his own bed because goddamn it you little shit I’m tired we’re all tired and Dipper is just like nO

Eventually Henry just gives up and crashes next to Mabel with Dipper attached to his arm like some sort of adorable parasite

The following morning would have been cute if Dipper hadn’t reverted back to his real age sometime during the night and left a huge puddle of drool on Henry’s shoulder

sweetgums  asked:

so what are your thoughts on the fact that dipper is a little shit when it comes to pacifica? personally, i love how he seems to dislike her even more than mabel originally did, and that that spoke volumes about how much he loves mabel; but i would like to read what you think as well!

dipper forever being a little shit to people who were mean to his sister gives me life