So today getting ice cream with my best friend, I was waiting for my vanilla ice cream cone dipped in chocolate. There was this couple behind me, and the guy was kind of dorky, the girl had really cool hair and piercings. The ice cream place was having problems freezing their ice cream I guess, and the lady behind the counter asks if the guy wants his ice cream blob in a cup, because it’s so soft it literally will not hold shape. So he says “No, I want it just in a cone. Cups are for quitters.” So the lady gives him his ice cream, and he proceeds to shove it in his face as fast as he can to keep the blob of ice cream from falling off the cone. I mean, this thing is a large strawberry-sherbert blob on top of his ice cream cone. So he’s shoving it in his face, and all the while I’m just waiting for my vanilla ice cream cone dipped in chocolate with my friend, trying so hard not to laugh at this guy. His girlfriend is making fun of him, and at this point he has major brain freeze, and he keeps insisting he’s not a quitter, and that he won’t let his ice cream melt. I mean, this guy is determined not to let a single drop fall to the ground. My friend and I are laughing our asses off, and trying to hide it as he shoves his ice cream into his face as fast as he can. Unfortunately, two measly drops of ice cream fall to the floor. He tried so hard. His girlfriend looks at him and says “You’re two drops a quitter.” He refuses to give up on his ice cream. At this point, my ice cream came, and my friend and I go outside to eat ours, leaving the couple inside. As we’re walking back to the car, we see the couple getting into theirs, parked only a few spots away from ours. He did, in fact, finish his ice cream. He was victorious.