anonymous asked:

Big Bang as desserts

Jiyong: Profiteroles with Chocolate Sauce:

Seunghyun: Red Velevet Oreo Truffle Fudge Cake w/ Ice cream on the side:

Youngbae: S’mores Lava Cake:

Daesung: White Chocolate Chip Berrylicious Cheesecake Dip

Seungri: Chili Hot Chocolate:

Ask me ‘Bigbang As ______’

I saw a guy in the supermarket wearing a shirt that said ‘dip me in chocolate and feed me to the lesbians’ 




do you have any idea how ignorant and gross you’re now looking? 


“Dipped in chocolate, bronzed in elegance, enameled with grace, toasted with beauty. My lord, she’s a black woman.”

Chocolate dipped waffle cones are my fav and i love having like a nice raspberry chocolate chip frozen yogurt on a chocolate dipped cone message me and tell me how u enjoy ur ice cream!

So today getting ice cream with my best friend, I was waiting for my vanilla ice cream cone dipped in chocolate. There was this couple behind me, and the guy was kind of dorky, the girl had really cool hair and piercings. The ice cream place was having problems freezing their ice cream I guess, and the lady behind the counter asks if the guy wants his ice cream blob in a cup, because it’s so soft it literally will not hold shape. So he says “No, I want it just in a cone. Cups are for quitters.” So the lady gives him his ice cream, and he proceeds to shove it in his face as fast as he can to keep the blob of ice cream from falling off the cone. I mean, this thing is a large strawberry-sherbert blob on top of his ice cream cone. So he’s shoving it in his face, and all the while I’m just waiting for my vanilla ice cream cone dipped in chocolate with my friend, trying so hard not to laugh at this guy. His girlfriend is making fun of him, and at this point he has major brain freeze, and he keeps insisting he’s not a quitter, and that he won’t let his ice cream melt. I mean, this guy is determined not to let a single drop fall to the ground. My friend and I are laughing our asses off, and trying to hide it as he shoves his ice cream into his face as fast as he can. Unfortunately, two measly drops of ice cream fall to the floor. He tried so hard. His girlfriend looks at him and says “You’re two drops a quitter.” He refuses to give up on his ice cream. At this point, my ice cream came, and my friend and I go outside to eat ours, leaving the couple inside. As we’re walking back to the car, we see the couple getting into theirs, parked only a few spots away from ours. He did, in fact, finish his ice cream. He was victorious. 

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anonymous asked:


20: Talk about something that happened in high school.

my senior year of high school, my friends and i (all still under the age of 18) really wanted to get tattoos. and we decided that since we couldn’t legally get any, we’d do them ourselves. so we went to a craft store and bought ink that was like the safest thing you could use on your body (it probably wasn’t tbh) and we got needles and went back to our friend’s house and started doing stick n poke tattoos. i went first and i got “RAD” done on my hip. so i laid there and let my 15 year old friend jab a needled tied to a pencil into my hip like 300 times while some kid tripping on acid for the first time held a fucking iphone light up for her to see. AND MY FAVORITE PART is that my friends were feeding me these chocolate dipped cookies the whole time and like 30 minutes after i was done getting the tattoo, i realized that i was high??? and it turns out that they mixed trees or some shit into the chocolate that they were dipping the cookies in and i was slowly getting stoned the whole time. i also poured a milkshake on one of my other friend’s head that night as we were going home, but that’s a different story. so yeah, that’s like the most interesting story i can think of from high school, also one of the dumbest things i could have ever done too haha.