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Opening Up (Waitress AU) ~ Mistress

A/N: got this idea from my third listen through of the show. Jenna is Pearl, Trixie is Dawn and Kim is Becky. Enjoy. Lemme know if I should continue, but I might just anyway because I’m loving writing it. Lyrics/lines taken directly from the show are in bold.

Summary: “Pearlie, it’s time to pee on a stick.”

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Gunga Din

Hey guys. Am I the only one who thinks that Gunga Din is about that special period when Carl smashed his face in the bathroom?

“Woke up again, to my evil twin, that mirror is fucking ugly and I’m sick and tired of looking at him”

And then Pete screaming “What you’re doing you fucking idiot”, that’s the moment when he realises what’s happening.

Any thoughts, anyone?

Eleven-year-old Minhaj-ud-Din walked over 40 kilometers from his home in Mir Ali to Bannu with nothing more than the clothes on his back. Surrounded by families, many fleeing the military offensive in North Waziristan that started on June 15, he stands apart. Orphaned in a drone strike two years ago, his extended family abandoned him after he refused to leave with them a week earlier. But don’t tell him he’s alone; as he is quick to tell anyone who’ll listen, he has Moti to keep him company.

“This dog is my universe,” Din told Newsweek as he reached Khyber-Pakhtunkhwa province. Parched and starving, he slurped down a glass of water, taking care to give some to his traveling companion. Seeing Din staring at an ice cream vendor, a passerby offered to buy him some. “Please buy one for my Moti too,” he pleaded. “He’s more loyal to me than anyone else.”

Din’s parents were both killed in a drone strike approximately two years ago—shortly after he adopted Moti as his pet. “We [siblings] were sleeping in a different room when we heard an explosion in our house,” he said. “When we looked, it [drone] had killed both my parents.” Din, who has three younger brothers, said his father had been a vegetable vendor when he was killed. “We moved in with our uncle and his family after that,” he added.

Petting Moti (pearl), Din said his uncle had urged him to leave with his family, but he hadn’t wanted to leave his hometown. They then took his brothers and left him to fend for himself. “I have no reason to fear the military operation,” he said. “They [drones] already killed my parents. How much more pain can they possibly cause now?”

However, Din finally decided to leave after his dog’s yelps of fear proved too much for him. “There was terrible bombardment in my hometown [Hassu-Khel] and Moti was terrified. He would keep yelping and jumping. I couldn’t stay as long as he wasn’t well,” he added.

Traveling with Moti came with its own drawbacks, according to Din. “I tried to find shelter in a mosque at night,” he said, “but the people there wouldn’t let me enter with Moti.” Instead, he said, he chose to spend the night under a nearby shop’s awning so he could stay with his dog. “We saw many destroyed shops and houses on our way,” said Din. “But I was too distracted with Moti to pay much attention to what was going on.”

At least 300 militants have been killed in the military’s ongoing Operation Zarb-e-Azb, according to the ISPR. Displaced tribesmen have claimed that dozens of civilians have also been in the airstrikes but there is no way to verify this, as journalists are not permitted in North Waziristan. Since the operation started, almost 500,000 civilians have fled the region—over 50 percent of the tribal area’s population, according to estimates.

As Din and Moti reached the Saidgai checkpost, where internally displaced persons are registered and administered the polio vaccine before being allowed to enter Bannu, an official motioned toward him to receive the vaccine. “Please administer a few drops to Moti as well,” he said politely.

Din doesn’t know where his family has gone and has no way to find them. This doesn’t seem to concern him. “As long as Moti is happy in Bannu, I will be happy to live here,” he said. “It all depends on him.”

Resource: newsweekpakistan.com