dinosaur tour

@owlgirl1998

Bill was the Rune genius of the family, Charlie was the one crazy enough to love monsters.

That doesn’t mean I’m not good with runes, he huffed softly as he traced a pentagon of runes into the thick metal of the enclosure. It was a set of runes he was familiar with that expanded and reinforced hastily constructed pens into wide, study enclosures that suited adolescent dragons just fine until they were old enough to claim their own territories.

A snort had Charlie glancing up to meet the amber eyes staring at him, the raptor was shrieking at him or threatening him but she was watching as he worked and making it clear his presence wasn’t appreciated. You’re annoying. Go away, the look told him and it was one he was familiar with from many dragons he’d helped raised as they started building nests for future hatchlings.

At the reserve, the handlers jokingly dubbed it the ‘just leave me alone’ look a teenager gives their parent.

“Alright, lovely Blue,” Charlie bit back a smile when his speaking garnered an irritated hiss, the raptor reminded him of an adolescent Horntail - deadly, irritable, easily offended and utterly beautiful. “I’m leaving.”

The runes wouldn’t last more then a year, and should be renewed every seven months (if only for the animal’s sake of keeping their enlarged enclosure from steadily shrinking) but…

Charlie thought back to the raptors’ handler, the man who he’d met by chance at one of the park’s snack bars. Recalled about how easy and fun the conversation was, how all the conversations that followed were the same. How the man never once shot him odd looks when he enthused about what others would consider 'monsters’ during their impromptu tour of the park, how Owen was perfectly fine with claiming a corner of the petting zoo so Charlie could croon at the babies - waving off laughter of his co-workers.

Mostly, though, Charlie remembered about how Owen spoke of the raptors, how the man had called them his girls in a way that was achingly familiar yet so foreign from anyone besides the other handlers at the reserve.

And he thought that he wouldn’t mind coming back every seven months.

Rampage: Torontonian Tour! I had been wanted to do a piece for these games for so long. I’m pretty happy with how it turned out. Really hope the movie is decent next year :)

Jurassic Park Sentence Starters

Pronouns can be changed to fit the muses, of course! I hope you enjoy!


“God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs.”

“Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth.”

“All major theme parks have delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked!”

“Yeah, but, _, if The Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don’t eat the tourists.”

“Hold on to your butts.”

“_, after careful consideration, I’ve decided, not to endorse your park.”

“That doesn’t look very scary. More like a six-foot turkey.”

“The point is, you are alive when they start to eat you. So you know, try to show a little respect.”

“Gee, the lack of humility before nature that’s being displayed here, uh… staggers me.”

“Don’t you see the danger, _, inherent in what you’re doing here? Genetic power is the most awesome force the planet’s ever seen, but you wield it like a kid that’s found his dad’s gun.”

“Yeah, yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn’t stop to think if they should.”

“Dr. _, if there’s one person here who could appreciate what I’m trying to do…”

“But the fences are electrified though, right?”

“God help us, we’re in the hands of engineers.”

“Ah, now eventually you do plan to have dinosaurs on your, on your dinosaur tour, right? Hello?”

“I really hate that man.”

“Occasionally. Yeah, I’m always on the lookout for a future ex-Mx. _.”

“We spared no expense.”

“There. Look at this. See? See? I’m right again. Nobody could’ve predicted that Dr. _ would suddenly, suddenly jump out of a moving vehicle.”

“See, here I’m now sitting by myself, uh, er, talking to myself. That’s, that’s chaos theory.”

“That means they only eat vegetables, but for you, I think they’d make an exception.”

“No. I’m, I’m simply saying that life, uh… finds a way.”

“Nice hat. What are you trying to look like, a secret agent?”

“Boy, do I hate being right all the time!”

“Well, at least you’re out of the tree.”

“Access main program. Access main security. Access main program grid.”

“Please! God damn it! I hate this hacker crap!”

“Oh yeah? Well, you weren’t in the last one!”

“Oh my God. Do you know what this is? This is a dinosaur egg. The dinosaurs are breeding.”

“Look… We can discuss sexism in survival situations when I get back.”

“I guess that means the power’s off.”
“What’s the matter, kid? You never had lamb chops?”

“That is one big pile of shit.”

“Remind me to thank _ for a lovely weekend.”

“Anybody hear that? It’s a, um… It’s an impact tremor, that’s what it is… I’m fairly alarmed here.”

“You’ll have to get used to Dr. _, he suffers from a deplorable excess of personality, especially for a mathematician.”

“When you gotta go, you gotta go.”

“Then they’re expensive, put ‘em back.”

“Doctor_’s not machine compatible.”

“Dr. _, I refuse to believe that you aren’t familiar with the concept of attraction.”

“That’s what I said: you’re a nerd.”

“Ah, no wonder you’re extinct. I’m gonna run you over when I come back down!”

“Welcome to Jurassic Park.”

“Hey, _. If you wanted to scare the kid you could have pulled a gun on him.”

“I hate computers.”

“I read your book!”

“We’re gonna make a fortune with this place.”

“Look at all the blood!”

“Damn!”

So I have this hella cute onesie right 

(IT IS THE MOST COMFORTABLE THING IN THE WORLD K)

And while I was on tumblr, I found this gif:

(credit to thedinosauronesie​)

And this:

I have come to the conclusion that I have the same onesie as Tyler Oakley and Dan Howell.

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Scraps!

Like many other knitters I can’t stand just tossing the end of a skein of yarn after a project, so I hoard all of my leftovers. I already have a beekeepers quilt in progress, but since there is a mitered square knit along being hosted by eat sleep knit, I decided to break out sock yarn scraps from projects with yarn from there.

Leftovers include yarn from my play date cardigan, dinosaur walk socks, and tour de sock round 4 socks. There’s also a few Madeline tosh unicorn tails that I picked up when I was in GA last weekend. Isn’t vacation yarn the best yarn?

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HI FRIENDS I GOT cLEARER SCREEN GRABS OF ERIK (((for now))) (((ill try and ss the others when i have the time))) WOOOOO!!!