Mingyu: I wonder how the boys are doing while I’m gone *pulls out phone*
News Headlines: “SVT DORM BURNS DOWN AFTER ALLEGED KITCHEN FIGHT BETWEEN CHINA LINE” “JEONGHAN FOUND UNHARMED ON COUCH AFTER SVT FIRE, POSSIBLE ANGEL?” “VERNON MISSING, SEUNGKWAN POSSIBLE SUSPECT” “HOSHI AND DK FOUND UNCONSCIOUS IN FOREST AFTER WOOZI ATTACKED WITH GUITAR, WOOZI MIA” “JOSHUA FLED TO AMERICA” “DINO ARRESTED AFTER TRESPASSING INTO MICHAEL JACKSON’S OLD HOME” “WONWOO BECOMES LITERATURE PROFESSOR AND DENIES TIES TO SVT” “MONSTA X GETS 8TH MEMBER, S.COUPS”
Mingyu: Hm, they seem to be doing pretty normal *discards phone to resume filming*
Happy 100th Birthday, Dean Martin! 7. June 1917 - ∞
“There will never be another Dean Martin. I’m certain his multitude of talents will remain in memories for many years. And aren’t we all very fortunate that he passed through our lives? And left us smiling? I know I am.” - Jeanne Martin
“Dean is a very sweet and gentle man. I envy his gentleness. He really is a patient, gentle man, a great father. Generous.” -Frank Sinatra
“He had more guts and more courage, more dignity, and carried himself with a kind of aplomb most men never even dream about. (…) He was magic to be around and had the exquisite ability to know what was funny. He would always say, ‘We’ll do this until it really looks like ad-libs,’ and he was right, we worked hard at what we did and it paid off. I still miss him, but the memories keep me warm.” - Jerry Lewis
Diego doesn’t have a canon birthday. This is bad, because I really want to draw some dinosaur eating birthday cake action. We need to make May 15th, or National Dinosaur Day, a makeshift birthday for Diego. Spread the word. Don’t let this little dude miss out on presents and cake.