velociraptor jim. not like before where he was a shapeshifter. just.. jim kirk is a velociraptor. nothing changes. there is a velociraptor in the captains chair. mccoy says "damnit jim!" to a huge ass, big toothed velociraptor that still has klingon in his teeth. mccoy once shared a dorm room the size of a peanut and somehow did not get eaten. joanna mccoy going on biggy back rides with uncle "is that a velociraptor" "no" jim kirk. velociraptor jim kirk.
whether u are talking about jurassic park raptors or actual velociraptors it is still hilarious
massive jurassic park raptor jim who can’t actually sit on the typical captain’s chair without awkwardly perching sideways, who can’t hold a phaser (and doesn’t really need it), raptor jim smiling and there’s so many teeth. oh god. so many. imagine him eating in the mess hall (imagine tarsus iv, in this verse). joanna has the time of her life when ‘uncle jim’ visits, and probably knows more about velociraptors than jim himself
poor bones, “i’m a doctor not a veterinarian!” he has to take extra non-humanoid physiology classes to be able to handle treating jim
jim is famous for ending conflicts before they begin, mostly bc people take one look at him and decide they’d rather back down
FLIP OVER TO ACTUAL VELOCIRAPTOR JIM. THESE FUCKERS WERE LESS THAN 2M TALL. FEATHERED. SHARP LITTLE BIRBS READY TO FUCK YOU UP
LOOK AT THAT. IMAGINE BONES’ FACE WHEN HE SITS DOWN NEXT TO JIM ON THAT SHUTTLE, SEES A FUCKING SHARP BIRB TUCKED AWKWARDLY INTO THE FLIGHT HARNESS.
‘I think these things are pretty safe” Jim says after Bones’ automatic ‘I may throw up on you’, and Bones wonders just how much he has had to drink, because that’s a fucking velociraptor. Aliens, sure, no big deal. But a dinosaur?
Anyway jim is the grand total of 15kg. assuming alcohol won’t make him sick in the first place, he’s gonna be drinking next to nothing before he’s wasted. a sickle clawed drunk dino is not so much fun when he’s let loose in your bar. bones has a fun time carrying drunk raptor jim home, and even more fun trying to dump him in bed (does raptor jim even sleep in a bed??? does he even wear clothes or ?????)
plot twist: jim is actually a deinonychus but everyone calls jim a velociraptor bc jurassic park’s legacy touches even the 23rd century
pdjfhjdhgdjgkdsj jim gets hit by an alien ray and sizes up into utahraptor
Following the events of the DEATH OF HAWKMAN miniseries, Adam Strange
is blasted through multiple dimensions only to land on Earth! But
instead of super powered beings and legendary crime fighters, he
encounters a boy adventurer and his scientist father – and they’re the
only ones who can help him return home. Jonny Quest, Hadji, Dr. Benton
Quest and Race Bannon have a plan, but it’s going to involve a dangerous
trek through Dino Boy’s Lost Valley of prehistoric threats!
And in the backup feature starring Top Cat, breaking out of prison is
challenging enough for an anthropomorphic cat, but what happens when it
means stumbling through a cosmic portal to planet Earth, right into the
hands of Batman?
so this ones a bit longer and im sorry these are so poorly written and kind of just jump all over the place XD but yeah i just like to post them for anyone who may want to read some random fics so yeah here you go :D
“DORKS!” Woozi screams from the car. But Dino and Vernon are
already too far away. “Dorks,” he repeats under his breath, laughing and
shaking his head.
“They’re just excited, as you should be,” you say. Woozi and
you are left to unload the car. Well, Seungkwan’s there too, but he’s too busy
rubbing on another layer of sunblock to help you guys with anything. “It’s a
day off. Of course they just wanna run around.”
Imagine its Valentine's Day on the Enterprise and Jim has forced everybody to make cards for each other (yes, even Spock). Imagine Bones waking up early and sneaking onto the Bridge (before Spock's shift) and setting a little doily heart on the Vulcan's chair that says "Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Dammit, I really want to kiss You" in his hasty Doctor's scrawl. "Honest to God, your Doctor"
imagine bones freaking out the entire day because what if spock looked at it and thought it was stupid????
what if he doesnt like him back?????
imagine bones being in his office when the door busts open and spocks on the other side, clutching the valentine in a death grip with a blush and a smile