ding dong ditched

The Best/Worst game of Ding Dong Ditch Ever

Backstory: We’re playing a custom game set in the Fallout universe using the GURPS system, Taking place before Fallout New Vegas. We had come across a park full of dead pine trees, and suspecting it to be trapped we decided to go around it. As we went our DM kept making secret rolls for my Perception as i was the forward observer. 

DM: Alright. So you failed your first perception roll, but you succeeded in your second to hear the click as you step on the mine. 

Me: Well damn. Hey Mac (Our demo man) Want to take care of this?

Mac was giddy as he disarmed the mine. This proceeded to happen 4 more times, giving Mac the total of 6 mines. We proceeded down along the path unhindered after those hiccups and came across a makeshift barricade between two apartment buildings. A door was cut into it.

Mac: It would be great if you could plant a mine on the doorstep, then run away.

(The dm makes a secret roll for my Weirdness Magnet.)

DM: Well, there is a door bell. As in a piece of rope attached to a bell.

Alice: We should Play Ding Dong Ditch with the mine.

Me: But we don’t have a bag?

Proceed the 5 minute conversation of how to get a bag, what to use in place, how to get the shit for the burning bag.

Mac: Ok, so we’ll use the sling from the medkit for the bag.

Me: And I’ll squeeze dogmeat like a bagpipe to get the shit out of him.

Mac sneaks up to the door and plants the mine, sets the makeshift bag on fire and rings the bell. After running away the door opens and the raider steps out and see’s the bag.

Raider: “Real Mature guys! Real fucking Mature!” failing his intelligence roll, he stamps down on the trap, and is blown all over the New Vegas Strip. I’m laughing my ass off and so is my character as anothe raider stands in the burning wreckage of the barricade.

Raider2: “What the fuck happened?” (Silence for a few seconds as Mac aims at him with a laser combine.) “Who the fuck is laughing?!“ 

He then gets shot in the chest twice, setting him on fire. He looks indignant for a second upon being shot, and proceeds to fall over dead. Our 4th player finally arrived at the best possible time as i’m still crying from laughing.

An Ingenious Business Plan

In celebration of reaching 200+ followers (!!), I’ve written a fic based off of this post about SMH getting involved with their local troop. This is definitely going to be a multi-part, but I thought I’d publish the first bit just to whet your appetites. Thank you guys so much for your support and enthusiasm!

It’s not often that Shitty is glad to be wearing a shirt. Or pants, for that matter. Or clothes in general. He likes the feeling of being unrestricted by society’s insistence that he cover most of his body for no reason, all day long.

This is not one of those times.

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anonymous asked:

How does Laurens feel about when 'Aunt Peggy' comes to visit?

Hm. Tough one.
See, in this au (which is basically in line with the musical up to a point), John has only met Peggy once, which was at the Winter’s Ball (possibly twice, if you count Alex and Eliza’s wedding). But neither of these events are historically accurate, so we have no idea what happened in the time they were together. All we know is that they danced, chatted on the stairs awhile, and then ran off to who-knows-where to do who-knows-what.

So I guess how he feels about seeing her again really depends on what the heck actually happened during the remainder of the Winter’s Ball? Did they get into the liquor? Did they take Philip(Schuyler)’s carriage out for a joy ride? Did they go ding-dong-ditching houses of loyalists in the area? Were they even together or did they both just really want to get out of there? We’ll never know.

Bad Girl Ch 15: Living By My Rules

“We could turn and run you know,” Jiho mumbles in my ear. I elbow him in the gut and glare at him over my shoulder. He pouts but says nothing else. My hand is in a tight fist held up resting against the heavy wooden door prepared to knock but my hand won’t move. We’ve been standing here for more than five minutes, Jiho making comments about running away and me basically shaking in my heels. I have to prepare myself for what is beyond this door. The insanity I kind of miss but in the long run actually drove me insane. Am I ready for that again? The rules? The unending neediness? The baby talk?

“I think I’m ready,” I finally decide.

Jiho chuckles, “Then knock.”

With a deep breath I knock on the door three times before stepping back right into Jiho’s chest. He lets out an oof, “We are not here to play ding dong ditch, step up big girl.”

The door is ripped open by the youngest brother, “Noona!” He yells gleefully.

“Hi Sehunnie,” I chuckle at his childish excitement. The others appear behind him with the same goofy smiles. “Hi everyone!”

“You are home!” Xiumin rushes past the others and scoops me up in a tight hug, his tucks his face in the crook of my neck and mumbles softly, “I’ve missed you so much.”

“I miss you too, Minseokie,” I muse playfully.

He leans away with a small smirk on his lips, “I love hearing my name on your pretty lips.”

“I’m going to g before things get any weirder,” Jiho grumbles. I step out of Xiumin’s embrace to give Jiho a small hug. “I’ll see you Monday, okay?”

“Yes, bright and earlier! Are you going to update the boys without yelling at them or should I call them later?”

He rolls his eyes at me, “I’ll let you know, they will be curious as to why you aren’t at home, so it’s up to you really if you want to explain that to them.”

“Lets just keep my location quiet until further notice, I don’t want anyone worrying.”

“It is going to take less than a day for them to know something is wrong, or different I guess.”

“Ugh,” I groan, “We’ll just deal with them when they ask, until than go home and get some rest, this is your first weekend off since we met. Enjoy it Oppa,” I pull him down to my level and place a kiss on his cheek.

“See you later, Pretty bird,” He hands my bags over to a glaring Kris before turning on his heel and heading back to his car. He winks at me over his shoulder, I grin and mimic his action.

Kyungsoo surprises me by wrapping his arms around my shoulders, “I thought I told you that I don’t like seeing other boys touching you.”

I chuckle as I turn around in his grasp, “And I thought I told you Jiho is going to be a big part of my life.”

“That doesn’t mean he gets to touch you,” He grumbles.

“He didn’t, I touched him.”

“Such a smart mouth,” Kris clicks his tongue.

“Would you want me anyway else?” It was meant to be a rhetorical question but it ended up being loaded with so much more.

“We love you anyway you are,” Xiumin answers quickly stroking my head.

“Good answer, now Kyungie,” I pout cutely, “I’m hungry.”

“Good,” Kyungsoo kisses the top of my head before dragging me inside. The inside is exactly the same as before but instead of the usual smell of their clones, the air is thick with the smell of cleaning products and other fresh fragrances.

“We cleaned,” Suho explains.

“Deep clean? What did you boys have to get rid of?” I muse.

“We had been gone for over a year, things need to be cleaned, especially after you were coming home.”

In the dining room Kyungsoo sits me down at the table full of food, “Wow.”

“I hope you are hungry,” Baekhyun gives me a big smile.

“This all looks so delicious!” I clap my hands together. They all join me at the table and for a brief moment I forget about everything. I look around the table and feels like nothing has changed, like I never left in the first place. They must feel the same from the playful conversations they are having with each other, actually acting like brothers compared to the hostile atmosphere from before. It’s surreal.

“Before you mentioned a few more rules,” Luhan chimes in on my left. I stop eating and give him a small smile.

“Are you sure you want to talk about it now? Things are really peaceful at the moment.”

“I would like to know what is okay and not okay to do to make sure we don’t make you upset.”

I sigh, “Alright, first off, no trash talking Jiyong or Jiho, I know you are all still pissed about what happened and you should be but out of respect for me, please don’t. No daddy over rule, well in most situations. If I say I have to leave, I have to go, if I say I can’t wear that out, I can’t wear it out. Connected to that just like how you guys can’t ignore your work I can’t ignore mine so when Jiho shows up on the door step you guys need to understand that I have to leave. When it comes to work, feel free to ask me anything about it, as long as you are all 100% honest with me. This is going to be hard to get through but secrets will only make it worse. I have seen what you guys can do,” I lock eyes with Xiumin, “I have heard the stories but I’m still here.”

“It is going to be hard to tell you things like that,” Tao admits meekly.

“You don’t have to pour your soul to me about it but if I ask don’t sugar coat it, just tell me what happened and we will leave it at that. Next thing, please do not tell my friends I’m me, or that I’m alive, I don’t want to make things more emotional.”

Kai smiles, “Good, I don’t want to share you with anymore people anyway.”

“Did you have anything else?” Xiumin wonders with his hand on my back.

“One more, please, you guys, do not try to lock me up in here again. I am not getting back into that bubble. I won’t cook, I won’t swear in front of you, I’ll call you daddy, act little, ask permission to do little things but I will not let you guys force me into a little state of mind again. If I’m feeling little, I’ll act like it, but if I’m big I don’t want cold shoulders and asshole comments, okay?”

“Of course!” Luhan pulls me on to his lap and hug me tight, “I missed my sweet baby so much!”

“I missed you too daddy lulu,” I laugh as I snuggle into his embrace.

“Are we really going to pretend like everything is fine?” Kris wonders. Any light in the room suddenly turns dark and the air gets thick.

I sigh , “I mean I guess we can all talk about everything that happened, but from what I saw last week you guys saw what happened to me. Everyone gave me an update on what was going on with everyone else, is there something else you wanted to tell me?”

“But Baekhyun almost slit your throat. They were going to slaughter you! Jiyong lied to you and sent us on a self-destructive path, who knows what the Jiho guy had to do with all of this but I can guarantee that he isn’t innocent. How are you just going to pretend that everything is okay?”

“Because my only other option is to leave all of you behind, is that what you want? I still have my bags packed if you would like to drive me to the airport.” I try to stand up but Luhan’s hold on me tightens.

“You aren’t going anywhere,” Luhan snarls, he glares at Kris. “What the hell do you think you are doing?”

“I’m trying to realistic, she had this really traumatic experience and she is just blowing it off, how are none of you concerned?”

“How do you want me to handle this?” I muse.

“She is past it,” Suho snaps, “why the hell are you trying to hold on to all that shit?”

“I just don’t want to have this idea in my head that everything is going to be okay but tomorrow or the day after you could decide that you don’t want to deal with us and life with Jiyong is so much better. I can’t handle you leaving us again,” The giant answers honestly breaking my heart. I leave Luhan’s embrace to go to him, pulling him in to my arms I rest his head against my chest and my chin on his head.

“You got me daddy, don’t worry,” I reassure him softly. “I’m sorry for being gone.”

He wraps his arms around my waist, “I’m sorry for letting you go. You are never leaving us again, got it?” I lean away to give him a stern look, he groans, “Unless it’s work related or Jiyong’s time, okay?”

“Whatever you say Daddy!” I chuckle.

“God, I’ve missed that word from your lips!” He surprises me by scooping me up off the ground into a tight hug.

“Now is everyone good? Anyone else want to tell me their worries because now is the time.”

“I haven’t been able to get you at all, that’s all I want,” Chen whines cutely. I pat Kris’s chest so the giant will let me down.

“Well get up lets go!” I say with a  big smile.

“Go where?” Half of them echo.

“To play!” I giggle mischievously as I run out of the dining room to the living room where I find the floor to ceiling windows that open to the steaming pool. It’s probably only 40 degrees outside but that doesn’t stop me from pushing open the windows and peeling off my clothes until I’m left in just my underwear. I jump into the warm water before the boys even have the chance to grab me.

“Baby!” A few of the yell in concern. I pop out of the water and tread in the center of the pool with a big grin on my face.

“What do you think you are doing? It’s absolutely freezing out here! You are going to get sick!” Chen worries holding his hand out to me, “You need to get out right now!”

“The pool is heated, it’s fine! Come on! We never used this pool the whole time I was here now seems like the perfect time!”

“Jooyoung get out right now!” Kyungsoo orders.

I stick my tongue at them, “Come and make me.”

Chanyeol, Baekhyun, Kai, and Xiumin are trying their best not to crack a smile and failing horribly. Baekhyun is the first to begin stripping out of his jeans and shirt, followed by the other three.

“What are you guys doing?” Suho scoffs.

“Going to get her,” Chanyeol muses and he jumps into the water.

“Come on daddy Chen,” I sing, “Don’t you want you play with me?”

“What if you get sick?” He nags.

I swim up to the edge a pear up and him, “Then you can just nurse me back to health, until then…” I surprise the man by grabbing him arm and pulling him in. “Who is next?” They all stare at me dumbstruck for a moment. “Sorry I forgot to act little.”

Tao smiles, “Forget about acting big or little how you are acting now is adorable. I see you’ve been working out.” He jumps in and pulls me away from the wall, “Look at my strong girl.”

“I learned how to kick some ass, maybe we can try sparing again.”

He grins, “I can’t wait.”

“You can not just pretend you did not pull me, fully clothed, into the pool!” Chen roars as he swims our way.

“Ah Daddy help! Daddy Jongdae is going to get me!” I scream as I swim towards the large group of boys already in the water. Kai catches me and holds me tight in one arm and holds his hyung away with the other.

“Fuck it! Everyone in the pool!” Suho decides, the last six standing on land finally join us.

“Does this mean I’m not in trouble for not listening?” I coo.

“Hell no,” Kyungsoo chimes with a smile, “we are just going to have some fun before hand!”

“I think I’m going to enjoy this new Joo,” Baekhyun smirks, “She is going to be a bit more trouble but a lot more fun.”

“Oh you have no idea!”

Okay lovelies I have a question for the readers who aren’t exo fans or kpop fans in general. Did you look up them up to see what they look like or did you just make up an image of them in your head?

anonymous asked:

Eunwoo, I might love you more >-< *kisses him right by his mouth and runs away* -BunBun🐇

EW: *blushes and hides his face in his hands*

Y-you might what now~?? Y/N~! Wait, come back~!!

Originally posted by sanwoo

*chases after you while the other boys teasingly cheer and holler after him*

Astro RPs/Bias Talks are open!

Whoever wrote Grizzly Tales for Gruesome Kids must really hate children dude

Some examples of episodes:

- girl is clumsy, so her parents get her a cursed ornament and when she breaks it shes thrown in an oven and baked into fine china

- boy doesnt want to eat his greens, so he ends up in a horrible accident that leaves him a horrid half boy, half rabbit chimera, FMA style

- adorable british youths go for a picnic and decide to be naughty and do a bit of scrumping (apple snatching, basically you sneak into a neighbors yard and steal an apple off their trees), so the farmer kills them and disolves their bodies in cider

- boy sucks his thumb, so they get chopped off

- Kid plays ding-dong-ditch at his mothers behest, is eaten alive by termites

- Kid doesn’t want to go to sleep, so Mr. Peeler comes in the night to cut off his eyelids

- Kid pretends to be sick to get out of school, gets a lobotomy 

- Kid won’t eat his dinner, is kidnapped, killed, and turned into lasagna

Who the fuck, and also, WHY

usuk writing 10/1

thanks so much for the prompt anon!! lets do this

this has a sequel now!!! thanks for all the love guys!

This is stupid.

Alfred clutched the bag tightly in his palm, the twine starting to chafe his fingers.

This is so dumb. 

He fidgeted. He paced. He bit his lip. He worried that someone might see him out the window. 

Finally, he raised his fist and knocked on the door. 


As soon as he had done it, Alfred regretted it. He felt like running, sprinting back across the street and hiding under his covers. Just a game of ding-dong-ditch. 

The door was opening.

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I have never deemed myself a renovator, I have always been the fixer-upper with boarded up windows, paint chipping off the top of my ceilings, waiting for the right buyer to see the potential in my living room and my attic while ignoring the demons behind every last closet door. I was the only broken house on a flawless street, until you moved in.

You took a beautiful home with more than enough room for you and destroyed it. In less than a year you’d shattered all the windows, flooded the floors, let all the light bulbs die. You didn’t pay your dues and let the electricity go and the pipes run dry.

You were a lousy neighbor, always loud and running to other houses day and night, ding dong ditch was your favorite game and you were known for knocking down every door. Your one night stands left all our front doors open, none of us knowing it was you except the empty walls of your bedroom. Your feet clicked against the floors with an empty hollow sound that I hope you can’t ignore.

You found cracks in the pavement from lazy builders, a man who never cared enough to really do it right, and you only made it worse until it split in two. The foundation crumbled under your feet begging for help from you, and when you didn’t like the mess you made you moved on somewhere new. You needed a some place strong, not some place that needed you.

I saw the beauty in that place you left for squatters, and believe me when I say it had seen many. But I cleaned the demons and spider webs out of those closets and I will relay the foundation of that saddened ground. I will keep the lights on at night and a warm glow in the wintertime.

I will make a home out of the heart you tried so hard to break.

—  m.m // Thanks for everything: An open letter to my boyfriends ex-girlfriend.
The Zodiac Signs as Nighttime Aesthetics
  • Aries: You are the warm summer night in which crickets chirp, cicadas chitter, and dogs bark every time you ding-dong ditch one of your neighbors. Out on the town with your late-night crew, you are full of mischief and mayhem.
  • Taurus: You are the starry Full Moon night in which even the midnight chorus hushes its singing. Cloaked in moonbeams and a gentle breeze, you are the perfect night for sitting in the grass grounding yourself and admiring the universe around you. You are the night of deep contemplation and awesome beauty.
  • Gemini: You are the slightly cool, autumn night that requires a sweater. The star-filled sky is like a map that you search as you reflect on your day, your week, your life. You are the night of self-motivation and warm blankets as you plan your path toward the future,
  • Cancer: You are the chilly night that tightropes on the cusp of winter, shrouded by clouds heavy with precipitation. The cool air gives you the perfect excuse to get warm and relax, or even better, cuddle. You are the night of warm beverages, crackling fireplaces, and lots of snuggling as you turn life inside out with the art of conversation.
  • Leo: You are the perfect night for partying with your friends. You paint your own reality by making the exploding embers of a bonfire mingle with the twinkling of the stars. You are the night of a close-knit community coming together for cold drinks, s'mores, and plenty of fun as you fill the dark sky with your laughter.
  • Virgo: You are the mellow, slightly cloudy spring night where death begins to give way to life. New beginnings are all around and you don't plan on missing out. You are the night of chasing fireflies and tracing the constellations in the company of family and close friends.
  • Libra: You are the spooky fall night with a wind that haunts your sleep. This is a night of mystery and flirtation, subtly insisting that you open your window and go searching for Peter Pan. You are the night of youthful adventure and hidden pleasures.
  • Scorpio: You are the night of passionately grabbing the reigns of life and not letting go. You venture into the hot, humid night and go for a refreshing skinny-dip, trusting the Crescent Moon to protect your clothes from your rambunctious friends. You are a night of shameless freedom and making memories.
  • Sagittarius: You are the cool, New Moon night of profound midnight strolls. Infused with fun and the sound of air caressing leaves, you explore new paths and see the world from a different perspective. You are the night of first kisses and self-discovery.
  • Capricorn: You are the midsummer night filled with the sound of gentle rain. You plan a relaxing escape for yourself and your partner within the comfort of your home as raindrops and moonlight turn your windows into mosaics. You are the night of sweet nothings and warm beds.
  • Aquarius: You are the night of Christmas Eve when the gaze of the moon enchants the gentle scene of generous gifts and loving thoughts. You are the night of warm cookies and cold milk for old Saint Nick, who always seems to bring people together. You are the night of selfless unity and endless love.
  • Pisces: You are the first night of summer, filled with anticipation, abundant life, and oh-so-many twinkling lights. You are the night when star-crossed lovers meet and blocked writers suddenly find inspiration. You cause best friends to exchange secrets, and lovers to exchange confessions of their affection. You are the night of vulnerable openness and intimate honesty.
Imagine meeting your childhood friend Negan after the apocalypse

(Alright so here is the Platonic Negan request :D I went with the childhood friend in this imagine XD hope you all like it!! PS. L/N is for your last name Gif not mine/Found it on google)

When you were younger, you used to play around with a lot of the neighborhood kids.

You got along with most of them but you got especially close with a rowdy boy named Negan, who was a few years older. Because of him you were always in a lot of trouble, whether it was ding dong ditching or pulling pranks on the adults.


“Come on Y/N…just do it it’s not that scary!”

“But what if they catch us?” You asked nervously

“They won’t cause we’ll be running away, there’s a reason its called ding dong ditching!”


You walked over to a house and quickly rang the door bell. Immediately he waved you over and you both ran as the person came to the door.

You both hid behind a bush and looked over. You laughed at the angry man for a long while until your mom came walking over.

“Y/N! Negan! Are you two at it again! ”

You both tried running away but your mom was too quick and caught the both of you. She dragged you two by the wrist and force the both of you to go around and apologize. She even went as far as to force the both of you to do yard work for them.

As you were plucking weed you told Negan “This is your fault! ”

“No it isn’t!” the boy answered firmly

“Yes it is!”

You threw the grass towards him and he started to do the same. Although it was from frustration at first it quickly became a fun game and the both of you ended spending your summer working for your neighbors.

Since you would spend many other summers getting in trouble and working as a apology. However as he grew up he couldn’t hang out as much and eventually you had to move away.


As your family were preparing to move, he looked at you from his house and felt somewhat sad. He wanted to spend more time with you but you weren’t small kids with a lot of free time anymore.

As you packed the last box, he ran out of his house and went to you.

“Y/N…wait! Here I got this for you…”

He handed you a photo album of all the memories when you were kids.

You smiled at the sight and hugged him. Your father honk the car.

He sighed and said “I guess this is goodbye…”

You shook your head and said “More like a see you later! Promise!”

You held your pinky up and he linked his with yours and said “Promise…”


You woke up in that middle of the night. You had dream of the time when the world wasn’t infested with walkers again and the good memories of your childhood.

Sometimes you wondered out of all the things of the pass why would you think of a childhood friend. No matter how you thought of him, you couldn’t remember his face all too well.

You remember the gift your friend had gave you but during the panic of the apocalypse you didn’t bring it with you.

Since the start, you had lost most of your family members and here you were alone in the woods camping and fighting to survive as much as you could. You had come across a few people but they were never friendly so you decided it was better off to survive on your own.

You were walking in the woods looking for a quiet place to set up your camp.

As you walked you heard a few voices from afar. Curious you went further to look at them.

When you got closer, you saw how many people they were. So many it actually surprised you to see that they were all well armed.


You turned back until someone from afar said “Hey! You over there!”

You wanted to run but knowing how many they were you didn’t take the chance.

You heard the footsteps got closer and you turned around to face the person who had question you.

The man was tall, he had slick back hair, a leather jacket, a scruffy beard and was wielding a baseball bat.

“What are you doing here?!” He said while walking and getting closer.

“I asked! What are you doing here?!”

He looked at you from head to toe and stared at you. You stared back at him for a while.

Something seemed familiar, yet you couldn’t pinpoint it.

He then asked “Do I know you?”

Nervous you told him “I was just walking by…i’ll go away if you want!”

You tried to leave but he caught your arm

“I asked do I know you! I don’t care about what you were doing here anymore!”

“I don’t know? I’ve never been around here…It’s my first time here…”

“What’s your name?”

“Uh…it’s Y/N…please let me go…i’ll leave you all alone…”

His eyes widen and held your arm tighter

“Ow…let go…”

“Y/N…as in Y/N, L/N?”

You were surprised to hear your full name coming out of the mouth of this stranger and immediately got your arm out of his grip.

“How do you know me?!?” You asked in disbelief

He started to smile and laugh and said “You don’t remember me?! Y/N! It’s me! Negan! ”

You were shocked and looked at him from head to toe again. You had then realized that it was your childhood friend.

When he saw the realization in your eyes, he opened his arms and said “Never expected our promise to come to realization after the end of the world! Come here! Let me hug you!”

He walked to you and hugged you

The hug felt extremely familiar and you knew he hadn’t lie about himself. You hugged him back and he asked “What are you doing in the woods all alone?”

You looked back at him and answered “I thought you didn’t care about that anymore!”

He laughed and you continued “I’m…looking for a quiet place to set up…”

Before you could finish he said “You can come with me! I’ll keep you safe…”

You looked back at the people behind. They were strange and suspicious looking.

You looked back at him and said “Oh…I don’t know, the people don’t seem to like me…i’ll just go back…”

He laughed and got a little further from you. “Y/N…you don’t need to worry…”

He raised his arms and continued “These people…are my people…I’m their leader and together we’re the Saviors…”

He smirked at you and you stood looking at all of them wondering if it would be wise to join them.

Everyone expects for Scarecrow to do something especially horrible on Halloween, but what if one year instead of creating toxin-induced mayhem he instead chose to spend the night running around committing annoying-but-harmless acts like toilet-papering yards and egging houses? Batman would be patrolling Gotham trying to figure out Crane’s master plan, and in the meantime he’s just playing ding-dong-ditch with the neighborhood kids and pelting GCPD cars with rotten eggs.