Firstly, let me just say that I am in mourning a bit. I am sad for the death of Dicksa - the ship that could have been.Sigh.. so Dickon and his hot bod/dick is out of the game. Ugh. A great ship - destroyed by daughter of Aerys. Bringer of death and mother of ugly ass dragons.
BUT.. BUT .. BUT I THINK - this all the more points to Jonsa endgame. Currently, there stands only Jon who seems to be the most eligible match for Lady Sansa Stark who definitely has to marry one day, now that he’s a legit Targaryen and not a bastard (via unacceptable means). I mean if this knowledge is made public in the last season somehow and Ding a Ling Tinkerbell dies - both of which I think will happen because Dumber and Dumber have gone all out to show how R + L= Jon and her vision from the HoU won’t just disappear.
Seeing it might be too late to introduce a major new character as her match, or even if they appear, they stand to be burnt or choked by Jon; and all other eligible male characters are either:
Hi darling Sera :) So I noticed you mentioned that Jared and Jensen ping your gaydar and I was just wondering if you had a few (hundred) examples? They do occasionally ping my gaydar now that I'm a tinhat but they didn't really before (but that means absolutely nothing because mine is like permanently broken). I just want lots of uber-gay J2 pics and gifs, okay? You caught me.
Oh my. I should probably start by telling you that the first time I watched a con, I was very shocked with Jared in particular. I thought “This guy is straight?! Huh?” Jensen pings for me too, but in a different way - I think it’s more in connection to his behaviour around Jared and not as much when he’s alone. I think I started picking up the signals from Jensen when I realized that he and Jared are an item. But let’s begin!
I mean.. *taps the meter gently* Don’t go breaking on me right now.
Oh hell. *shakes the meter*
Look, if you fall down a stair because your “bestie” is so gorgeous, I’m gonna count it as a massive PING.
Staaaahhhppp! *fiddles with the meter, trying to fix it* *shouts “PING!”*
RUN! My meter is about to explode! *ducks under the table*
No but really. He just… rides that chair and gives Jensen that look. Yes yes, a very fun joke (especially if you’re wearing a buttplug), thank you Jared.
I hope this is gay enough for you! There’s more where these came from, but I’m rather useless without my meter. The electronic “Ping!”-sound is so much nicer to listen to than my voice manually shouting it. I hope your week starts out great, sweetheart!
A/N: This is something I wrote before I started using this blog, and I thought I would share it with y’all, as proof that I always was as stupid as now lmfao now - enjoy this (pls) k bai
fuck" Yoongi moaned as Shin Hyuk fingered him in the anus “You have
been a very bad boy you slut. How dare I come into the practice room seeing you
wearing a tutu with nothing underneath while dancing to Save Me? You have made
my dick go from a tic tac to a double sized Eiffel Tower. You better be
apologizing to daddy” Pdaddy continued to finger him hard and deep while
waiting for an apology “Daddy I’m so so- wait I have to fart” Pdaddy
didn’t listen, and let Yoongi fart rainbows. “Good boy, now tell me you will not
tease daddy like this again” Pdaddy said while massaging Yoongi’s non-existent
bubs “yes daddy I promise! Omg I have to come!” Daddy took his finger out and
got his phone out of his pubes -somehow-
and placed his phone on Yoongi’s asshole while playing 2!3!. After a while of
the song playing, they both started to cry while Yoongi started grinding to the
song. After that, the next song came in and Daddy started singing on Yoongi’s puh “OH YOU TOUCH MY TRALALA MMMM MY DING DING DONG” and Yoongi came Fast and
Furious after that. Daddy placed Yoongi on all fours and daddy stripped himself
out of his small sized donut boxers. Daddy started grinding his anus on
Yoongi’s anus - and Yoongi having a rosebud from all the fingering creates a
much nicer friction “ahhh you fucking slut you have such an amazing asshole”
after a while of grinding Shin Hyuk told Yoongi their special word, and they
both started farting on each other’s asshole for like 10 to 20 minutes. Yoongi
moaned to Hong Kong while Bang PDaddy made non-human sounds. “OMG OPPA” “you
little bitch, what did you just call me?” Pdaddy turned Yoongi around and
placed him on the door knob “that’s right, oppa will make you stay on this
doorknob while it’s touching your anus and I will make a show in front of you,
so you better not move just a bit on that thing and let me show you how to
seduce daddy the right way” Pdaddy finally says while going to the closet.
Yoongi could already feel his anus burning with passion as he sees his oppa
trying to find something. Daddy picked out a housemaid costume with a blonde
wig, and a fake microphone. Oppa got dressed and Yoongi could have exploded at
any minute - his oppa looked so dreamy. Daddy took his freshly baked donut and
started singing “Best of both worlds” by Hannah Rapmontana while he’s stroking
himself with it. “YOU GET THE BEEEST OF BOTH WORLDS, CHILL IT OUT TAKE IT SLOW,
THEN YOU ROCK OUT THE SHOW” Yoongi could feel himself getting inpatient by the
erotic show in front of him. Daddy started pooping out unicorns as he feels
himself growing wet inside his anus.At that moment, Yoongi felt something
inside his body (not Bang Pdaddy’s ding a ling). He felt love. He felt like he
wanted to spend his life (and sexy nights ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))with him. The music
changed to Everyday bro and Daddy got the chair from his desk and placed it on
his penis tip. He moaned as he stuck it inside of him. He started screaming the
lyrics and Yoongi started screaming for dear lord bc he was being teased so
much by his oppa - But he couldn’t care less - Shin Hyuk is really a hot son of
a bitch. After a couple more shows and a couple times of Yoongi begging Hoseok
for help (inside his mind), daddy slowly approached Yoongi and Yoonie felt like
dying - his oppa is so beautiful. Daddy placed his little slut on his belly -
while still having the wig and costume on “grind on my belly baby boy – let’s
make this night last” Daddy said, enjoying his view, while Cypher part 23
now it’s time for me to log out before my mother finds out about this blog