dan howell is gross and here's why:

-wears a gator land jat in public??!
-has the legs of a goddess and wears leggings/jeggings/tights in puBLIC
-has at least 745 shirts, wears 3.5 regularly
-says he has one dimple when he clearly has two
-claims to be soulless and dark, is actually softer than clouds
-is ticklish
-wears his own merch to protect his modesty