dillweeds

@ people who try to use a dc or marvel screw up to make the other look good: nah man, nah. they both suck. they’re both money hungry creatively bankrupt dillweeds. any good stories published by either company is in spite of the company itself. just nah man. youre sad and bitter and lashing out to make yourself feel better about your fave being a fuckup. accept it friend. your fave is a fuckup. no one is winning. we’re all trapped in hell together.

antifeministarmy  asked:

How can anyone stand for a hate movement that degrads men and is full of rape apologists and sexist idiots? Also, "Manslation" is a sexist term. It would be like me using "womanslation" or "trans-slation".

Manslation: How can anyone stand for a movement that fails to recognize men as superior beings? Also, I’m going to pretend I care about eradicating sexism while posting sentences like this on my awful blog: “Anyone who has had sexual intercourse multiple times with different people each is a slut.” I’m a nice guy tho!!!

Very casual and friendly and uplifting reminder that your fandom pairings, ships, fictional likes and dislikes, and character preferences have 0% to do with your sexuality. Nothing you like or dislike in fandom makes you more or less LGBTQIA+. Like what you like. Hate what you hate. Ship and let ship.

That’s not to say there’s not toxic or problematic shit in fandom. Obviously there is, and you can criticize it on a meta level. And fandom is fantastic for allowing us to rewrite canon so we can see ourselves in the things we love. That’s powerful and important! But you should never be made to feel like you aren’t X enough because you like a ship that doesn’t align with your particular identity, or isn’t the right kind of gay*, or is something you would never personally be interested in in real life. You are not better at being X because you only like LGBTQIA+ ships, you are not lesser at being X because a m/f pairing appeals to you. Your ships are not your sexuality. People shouldn’t make you feel like you have to justify them on such a deeply personal level.

Also please don’t police other people’s sexuality because you don’t like their ship okthxbai.

* catchall use of “gay” here

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But when you say, “Well, nobody can make you feel bad without your permission!”, that sets up a world where you have no responsibility for your speech. Were you digging for weak spots, mocking to make a point? Oh, hey, well, you were trying your damndest to make them feel bad, but if it worked it’s their fault for not having sufficient defenses. It’s not 100% correlation, but when I see “Nobody can make you feel bad!” I usually find a taunting dillweed nearby, taking potshots from the brush and then claiming no responsibility.
You’re a dillweed, (points to John Adams) you’re a dillweed’s vice-president (points to Thomas Jefferson) and you’re some dillweed I’ve probably never even met! (points to Timothy Pickering). You’re three dillweeds being dillweeds and you’re going to dillweed this place into the ground!
—  Alexander Hamilton, upon the election of John Adams

Been in this kind of mood for well over a year. (and I have a marvelous excuse. In-laws, need I say more.) No one has a good enough excuse not to enjoy my presence unless I don’t like your existence. Does that make sense? I don’t dislike many people, I give everyone a chance. You mess up, I give you one more chance. 3 times the charm, it’s a “fuck you dickwad” to the moon and back after that.

The only DnD tip you’ll ever need
  • Yelling is a free action, as long as it’s only up to six words

things you can therefore scream mid-combat without using any of your actions:

  • “FUCK YOU, YOU GOAT-SUCKING DILLWEED”
  • “YOU! I’M GOING TO EAT YOU”
  • “I’LL SHOW YOU WHO’S AN EGGPLANT”
  • “SUCKS TO BE YOU, ASS NUGGET”
  • “GO SUCK A FROST GIANT’S DICK”
  • “COME GET SOME, YOU MONKEY-DONGED TWATWAFFLES”
  • “I WILL SHIT ON YOUR CAT”
  • “EAT MY EXOTIC WEAPON FEATS, ASSHOLE”
  • “JOKE’S ON YOU, THAT’S SOVEREIGN GLUE”