Is Dilf!Eren still a thing? I hope it is because consider this: Levi and Izzy clearing up in the attic and they find some old VCR tapes and a TV with a video player so they decide to watch them. Que random videos from when Eren was younger with his friends (Jean is there too much to Levi's dismay because it means their 'thing' goes way back) and in one of them it's them playing truth or dare. Eren's dare is to make some of the filthiest sex noises he can. Levi cannot avoid the boner.