stringjoker  asked:

THREE THINGS HISOKA AND ILLUMI DONT KNOW ABOUT EACH OTHER (even tho they're married n have been living together for 10 years)

This is like ridiculously difficult because they’re so intimate, especially 10 years down the line, and they’ve spent like hundreds of thousands of hours together or something ridiculous

Itd have to be small insignificant things like:

Illumi doesn’t know that Hisoka’s least favorite type of mustard is dijon (hiso wtf is wrong with u), Hisoka doesn’t know that Illumi’s right eye is very marginally short sighted, and Illumi doesn’t know that Hisoka’s left collarbone broke when he was a kid and it was never reset properly and it’s extremely tough bone now