- Max would try to not swear but he might slip a “cunt” in his sentence sometimes.
- To cheer you up he’d make you wear his pikachu onesie.
- Would let you play w/ his hair.
- Would dig up all his stupid hats and show them to you.
- If he had anything scheduled he would drop everything until you cheered up again.
- Will put you between his legs and put his head on top of yours while wrapping his arms around you.
- Would watch movies with you while he complains about everything to make you laugh.
- Would try to make you food but will probably do something stupid like smack his head into a cabinet so you’d have to put a bandage on his forehead.
- Will carry you around everywhere.
- He’d make you wear his stupid pajamas because you love em.
- Would sing some of his songs for you.
- Would lay in bed with you and wrap his hair af legs around yours.
- Would be playing your fav songs because he knows them out the top of his head.
- Will make u some sweet ass ramen.
- Will eat snacks together with you.
- To try and cheer you up he’d watch these weird Japanese tv commercial videos with you.
I don’t think any state building or government official should fly the confederate flag, but I think an individual should have every right to it.
Taking it off the General Lee is fucking stupid. Digging up confederate generals is FUCKING DISGRACEFUL.
Yes, the state building should take it down. You losers lost the war, don’t wave your flag around like you won, you ignorant pigeons!
But I don’t think it’s going to change anything stripping the General Lee of its iconography, and it’s really not gonna change anything to make people stop wearing belt buckles and hats and shirts and hanging flags outside their houses. For a lot of people, that flag is a part of their culture. It’s not 100% agreeable, but you know what? Suck it the fuck up. Nobody was complaining about this shit a year ago, I don’t see what the big goddamn deal is.
You people need to learn to control your feelings and GET IT THROUGH YOUR SKULLS that nobody has to bend over backwards to appease you. So you’re offended, whoop-de-doo! GET OVER IT.
And just for the record: I’m from the NORTH. I’ve lived in the north my entire life. I’m not some butthurt redneck, I’m just stating a FACT that your OPINIONS aren’t important.
Americans will ALWAYS find a way trying to tell you how great guns are.
More guns, less violence? That’s like burning your hand and going like “Woah shit, let me set it on fire one more time, that’ll heal the burn”.
I mean, how can you fight for every idiot being able to have a gun and at the same time act surprised when mass shootings at schools happen? And your solution? Punching a gun into the hands of 7-year-olds?
THAT is surely gonna solve problems.
Now wait for them to dig up several stupid made up arguments why guns are great and needed. Wait for them to find apparently trustworthy stats that show that guns will save you from getting shot.
I mean, gun control just works pretty much everywhere else but NO, I am SURE that even MORE guns would work in America because it’s so full of highly intelligent people.
Everyone in this country can own a fucking gun, BUT GOD FORBID THEY HAVE SURPRISE EGGS BECAUSE KIDS COULD CHOKE ON THE TOYS IN IT.