My DM keeps answering oog cleverness with “Take 50 XP.” He doesn’t always mean it literally. We count it anyway.
A member of our party just said “Mi cervexa es su cerveza.” I misheard him as having said “Mi cabesa es su cabesa.” The party remarks that “beer” and “head” are not the same thing. I commented that, though they are different, they are two of life’s finest offerings. I leveled.