“My goal is to go from shit to kinda okay, I mean, what else?”

Lei sorrideva, rideva forte, eppure si sarebbe buttata volentieri nel vuoto.
—  sonecka @wordsofablackshadow


Person 1: 2016 is the worst year ever

Person 2: I think 1665 was worse, when there was a massive plague that killed millions of people


Person 1: 1665 is the most horrible year ever

Person 2: I beg to differ, 33 AD was worse, Jesus our Lord and Saviour came to an awful end causing distress and doubt in so many people who feared their lived thereafter 

33 AD

Person 1: This is the worst time to be alive

Person 2: Actually, I think that-

Person 1: Fuck off Abdul, I don’t have time for your shit

Monkeys Mourn The Passing Of Their Robot Friend

BBC One’s Spy in the Wild series puts animatronic spy animals out in nature with their real life animal counterparts to see what life is really like in the wild. The eyeballs are in fact cameras. The animals often embrace them as one of their own. Sometimes the relationship can turn emotional, like when these Langur monkeys grieved for a robotic spy monkey that fell to the ground and “died.”