didnt get arrested

nyxkook  asked:

i just read the arrest me officer fic and oh my god it was amazing you've got to write more!! even if it's just fluff i'll take it as long as jungkook joins the relationship ayyye

i literally just finished the rough plan and its hella soft and maybe he does, i mean one more meme child added to the mix. and soft smut? pfft who said that i’ve never written soft smut so dont expect THAT

anonymous asked:

So this dude I've been talking for ahwile mentioned he got in trouble and can't use a PC/laptop. I asked what does he mean trouble, he says downloading porn videos so I'm like oh, a lot of people do that. He straight up tells me it was child porn(16 y/o), then tells me he threw his laptop away and DIDNT get arrested.???? I had a blank face and I just couldn't react jfc

OMG! What the holy fuck! 

#pedophilia

So if you want to know anything about A Gentleman’s Guide to Love and Murder just know that it’s about a guy killing off his relatives one by one so he can get the lordship and it’s basically all a revenge plot because they disowned his mother for marrying his dad. Also, his cousin Phoebe comes and proposes to him while his mistress is over.

anonymous asked:

how did your dog get arrested????

ahgkjf she didnt really get arrested lol. she ran away and someone found her and called somewhere idk where but a cop came and picked her up to take her to the borough building till they found the owner. i was driving around and looking for her and saw her in the cop car. did you see this post? lmao

Mystic Messenger Watchdogs (2) AU

if my boys were in DEADSEC

Yoosung

  • doesnt even know how to hack
  • Seven pretty much forced him into it
  • brings the rest of the RFA food and coffee when they need it
  • also does lots of PR shit for dedec/the dedsec app
  • probably runs a dedsec twitter/facebook/insta
  • owns 10 different cell phones
  • the RFA is always on his ass about how easily anyone could find out his information at any time
  • and he’s just like LEAVE ME ALONE I WANNA BE A NORMAL BOY
  • always trying to talk everyone out of doing potentially life threatening ops
  • they never listen
  • “are you guys sure about this?”
  • “cant we just…stay inside today?”
  • i did not sleep enough last night to deal with this

Zen

  • specializes in graphic design for dedsec (like sitara!)
  • Yoosung has to run every instagram post he wants to make be Zen first
  • “Yoosung, you cant post that. it doesnt fit our aesthetic”
  • “Jumin, you cant wear that. it doesnt fit our aesthetic”
  • “no one even knows i work with dedsec”
  • “it doesnt matter. you have to completely immerse yourself”
  • he can never just build something, we has to make it look badass, too
  • if he has nothing else to do he’ll just do some graffiti in the hackerspace
  • also catch him around town spray painting “dedsec” all over whatever he wants
  • always annoyed

Jaehee

  • does she sleep?
  • does she eat?
  • no one really knows
  • Yoosung and Seven have this theory that she just lives in the hackerspace, like she never goes home and just sleeps there
  • her work space takes up an entire corner of the room, but its actually very neat despite what you’d think for someone who drinks 8 coffees a day
  • constantly running through data and trying to figure out what the next step is for dedsec
  • about three times a week Zen will find her asleep at her work space and he honestly doesnt even wake her
  • “hey can you get her up? i need to check on what she found out yesterday”
  • Zen shushes Seven
  • “hey, you got all day to ask her about that shit. let her sleep for a goddamn second”
  • “alright, alright, geez…”

Jumin

  • uses his money to fund dedsec
  • prefers building shit over sitting at a computer
  • once built an electronic collar for elly that monitors her mood/health status
  • also, brings elly to the hackerspace all the time
  • always in trouble with his dad because he’s constantly missing those “dinners” he’s supposed to go to
  • angst
  • uses the fact that he’s a public figure to cover up any shit that dedsec starts
  • lets the use C&R computers for elicit activities
  • his father is so mad

707

  • actually does live in the hackerspace
  • carries a backpack everywhere
  • god a big ass work area with like 5 monitors
  • when Jaehee works out what the next step for dedsec is, Seven actually makes it happen
  • the hands and feet of dedsec essentially (marcus)
  • stealing cars is a regular thing for him
  • running from the police is also pretty common
  • Zen sees Seven every single day, and every time he greets him with
  • “eeey you didnt get arrested yesterday, nice!”
  • and they high five
  • if Seven passes you on the street, he probably wired money from your bank account
  • and you should probably hang up the phone, cause he can hear that too
  • the reason Yoosung is growing grey hairs

Saeran

  • always makin bots and shit
  • probably build fighting robots
  • reigning champ. of course,
  • always asking Seven to build a robot so that he can FIGHT IT
  • “stop designing those killer bots and make something useful, will you?”
  • “fine…..asshole”
  • because of Saeran, theres always some little bot roaming around the hackerspace
  • or flying
  • without them Seven wouldnt be able to do his ops
  • once he designed a bot whos only purpose was to pick up things from above, like a crane
  • he stole Jaehee’s coffe once and almost died
  • he took Yoosungs phone right out of his hand once (and laughed for 10 minutes straight)
  • also took Jumins screwdriver while his back was turned, then sat and watched as Jumin looked around the room for it in confusion, asking everyone if they knew where it was 

THANKS FOR READING I LOVE WATCHDOGS

just want every single one of you to know that 2 dudes here in brazil sexually assaulted 2 different women in public transports (masturbated and ejaculated on them) and didnt get arrested because TWO different judges considered them to not have caused the victims any “embarrassment”.

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Alright I can’t take this anymore. Hello, I want to clear up some misinformation about what is happening in Baltimore city right now. I am just going to tell you my story since you know…I live here. So it all started out with a very nice and peaceful protest for justice for Freddie Gray on Saturday 4/25/15: 

my teachers and friends told me about how nice and great it was. There was a bit of rioting but it was very minor and didn’t represent the protest AT ALL!

The above pictures are FALSE INFORMATION ABOUT THE CURRENT SITUATION PEOPLE. The walkout was on Friday 4/24/15 and was SUCCESSFUL! 4/27/15 was not the date of the walkout, in fact schools were let out early because of threats of riots and school shootings. City schools told us to leave and go home IMMEDIATELY. THE MTA (city bus) WAS STILL OPERATING UNTIL 5 PM. LET ME REMIND YOU THAT SCHOOL ENDED TWO HOURS BEFORE. The riots were already there, the police aren’t just going to see a bunch of highschool kids “””protesting””” and gas them. I mean their children go to these schools too. Baltimore is family, everyone knows everyone. 

So here’s what happened to me. My school was evacuated and we were told to go home IMMEDIATELY AND TO STAY AWAY FROM DOWNTOWN BECAUSE OF THESE RIOTS. It was very dangerous just getting home. not because of the cops, but because of the rioters. The rioters are not trying to get justice for Freddie Gray at all, instead they’re using his name as an excuse to loot and set fire to their own community. Freddie Gray’s family have explicitly stated that they DO NOT WANT THIS!!! THIS IS NOT WHAT THEY WANT. they liked the peaceful protest however the rioting is RIDICULOUS.  

The kids who are in this mess don’t even know what theyre doing they just want to have a thrill. 

peaceful protesting does not equal PURGE (stage of anarchy) also no where does it say that its for Freddie Gray. LIKE I SAID THEYRE USING HIM AS AN EXCUSE. THEYRE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THE SITUATION. THE POLICE HAVE NOT KILLED OR INJURED ANY OF THESE RIOTERS HOWEVER THE RIOTERS HAVE INJURED MANY CIVILIANS AND COPS. 

Lets get to the looting. So these rioters think that looting businesses and pharmacies and malls is helping. Well no, not really. The rioters are just looting doritos, sodas, they even stole toilet paper and napkins and spread them across the street and set it on fire in front of your local cvs. 

they also caused destruction to not only police cars 

but aslo CIVILIAN CARS

this is just the beginning though. 

The reasons for the barricades was because the police were trying to block the rioters from going into communities where people live, and yes they gassed them but it wasnt severe they were only trying to break up the riots WHICH IS PRETTY FUCKING JUSTIFIABLE SINCE THE RIOTERS WERE SCARING THEIR OWN COMMUNITY. 

AND THEN

the rioters set fire to THE CITY

THIS FIRE ALSO ENGULFED INNOCENT PEOPLE’S HOMES AND IS NOW ON FEDERAL STREET. OUR FIREFIGHTERS ARE STILL TRYING TO PUT IT OUT.

Because that’s what baltimore citizens want right? they want fire and destruction to their own city. I love how everyone who doesn’t live here is basically justifying these riots with “white sport riots” like as if those white people didnt get arrested. these guys arent trying to make baltimore safer for us living here. theyre setting our city on fire. YES THIS IS GREAT. THANKS TUMBLR FOR ENCOURAGING THIS. THIS DOESNST  EVEN HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH FREDDIE GRAY CASE ANYMORE. THESE PEOPLE ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THE SITUATION. AND JUST FUCKING SHIT UP FOR ALL OF US. WANT TO KNOW HOW BALTIMORE CITIZENS FEEL? 

THATS HOW WE FEEL. 

DONT LET OUR VOICES BE UNHEARD. THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE BY OUR COMMUNITY. NO RIOT IS.  IF THESE RIOTERS DONT STOP THEY MIGHT GET SERIOUSLY INJURED OR EVEN KILLED BECAUSE NOW THE NATIONAL GUARD IS INVOLVED. 

BALTIMORE NOW HAS A CURFEW FOR THIS WEEK

MUST BE IN HOMES WHEN ITS 10pm-5am 

PLEASE TRY TO UNDERSTAND OUR SITUATION. PLEASE TRY TO UNDERSTAND THAT THIS IS NOT WHAT FREDDIE GRAYS FAMILY WANTS. PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT PEOPLE’S HOMES, BUSINESSES, CARS, NEIGHBORHOODS WERE DESTROYED BY FIRE. THAT IS IN NO WAY SHAPE OR FORM JUSTIFIABLE. THESE RIOTS ARE ONLY DESTROYING MY HOME PLEASE DONT SPREAD FALSE INFORMATION ABOUT WHATS GOING ON UNLESS YOU HAVE A SOURCE OR YOU ACTUALLY FUCKING LIVE HERE AND UNDERSTAND WHATWERE GOING THROUGH RIGHT NOW

Idk if any one out here will be able to help with this, but a day or two ago, i was beaten up by my manipulative, abusive, lying, cheating psychopath of an ex-boyfriend. 

He didnt get arrested or anything because he lied his ass off to the police, and since he beat me up at his apartment, I was in the wrong. 

Following the incident, he kept calling me, texting me, telling me how much he loved me, and then switching to berating me, threatening me, accusing me of things i never did, etc. 

Either way, i am very scared. I’ve never dealt with anything like this before, i dont know what to do. I would really appreciate it if someone could help me, tell me what steps i should take to protect myself, who i should go to,etc. 

And in addition to all that, i want to do any witchy stuff i can too. So any spells, protections, curses, bindings, etc, that you guys would recommend would be really appreciated. 

my thoughts when rewatching the pilot of the 100:
  • i am beyond happy that bellamy ran out of hair gel omg
  • i forgot how many near death experiences there were in the pilot like damn
  • kane being an asshole wow character evolution amirite
  • murphy trying to be cool and fit in and be in a position of power for once in his life i’m crying
  • I MISS YOU WELLS YOU HAD SUCH POTENTIAL WTF
  • finn i can’t stop thinking about how i know u got raven back on the ark fuck u man fuck u
  • clarke ur so happy and i am so sad
  • monty just ate a flower a real life flower what a sweetie
  • i forreal thought jasper was dead like dead af idk how he even survived that spear to goddamn chest
  • GOD U ALL ARE SO INNOCENT AND LIFE IS ABOUT TO GET REAL FUCKING HARD REAL FUCKING FAST
  • octavia oh my god youre trying to be the regina george of the group but youre trying way too hard omg
  • remember when bellamy manipulated 100 kids to risk their lives and the lives of all the people on the ark just cuz he didnt wanna get arrested again lol 

REUNITED (ANDY BIERSACK IMAGINE)
{Requested by anon :3}

Your eyes were wandering around the classroom. They were looking everywhere except straight foward where your teacher was explaining the boring lesson that you were not at all interested in. Your hand moving up and down holding your pencil as it was tapping away on your desk. Your foot tapping the floor as a sign of your frustration of wanting the class to end already.
Your teacher would not shut up, all you kept hearing was “blah blah blah.”
Your mind was somewhere else, well, more like on someone. You were missing your best friend Andy, he had been away on tour for a very long time now and you havent really heard from him since months ago. Since he was super busy he didnt really have time to call or skype you. Life without him was pretty boring.

“Ms (L/N)!” Yelled your teacher, causing you to flinch and snap back to reality.
“What?” Was the only word that escaped your lips.
“I asked you a question but clearly by you not responding, I know you were in la la land this entire time.”
“Sorry but-”
“But nothing, I dont appreciate you not paying attention (Y/N), this is your first and final warning, if you dont pay attention again youre gonna have detention.”
Your irriation started to build up even more inside of you. “It would be a lot better than this hell hole..” you muttered.

“What was that?!”
“Nothing, I said sorry it wont happen again.” You replied. She gave you a stern look, daggers shooting out of her eyes and stabbing you from across the room.
“Yeah, well make sure it doesnt.” Were her final words. When she turned back around to the board the class giggled when you put up your middle finger.
You were quick to put it down when she turned back to face you. Since she didnt see anything she went back to writing causing you to snort and quitely laughed until finally, the bell rang.
“Thank you God.” You whispered relieved. As you stepped out of the classroom you were so happy that you were free from school now. But your mind wandered back to your best friend again. Usually around this time you and Andy would be walking home together, laughing and talking like always, having a good time. All these months of walking home by yourself were pure hell, especially because sometimes there would be perverts passing by in their car honking their horn at you. Andy always made you feel very safe.

You sighed as you put your books away in your locker. On the door you had a photo of you and him hung up with stickers. You laughed a little, “When are you comming home you idiot?”
You asked yourself. You grabbed your bag and closed your locker.
as you went outside your heart skipped a beat when you saw who was leaning against the wall at the bottom of the stairs. In your mind there was no way that it could be your best friend, but as you stepped further down, his head turned and looked up at you.
“Oh my gosh…” you whispered.
A huge smile spread across Andy’s face when he caught sight of you.
“(Y/N)!!!” He happily shouted. You felt tighten a little as you smiled very huge as well. Next thing you knew you ran as fast as you could and slammed into his arms.
“Andy!!” You happily yelled.

His arms wrapped around you more tighter. You missed his hugs, not to mention the sexy scent of his cologne.
“Dude!! I cannot believe youre here…youre fucking here!! When did you get back?!”
He chuckled and answered, “Yesterday in the middle of the night. I was going to call you but obviously you were sleeping.”
“You didnt call me at all..” You tell him with a pout. He pulled you into a hug once more, “Aww I know Im very sorry, but Im here now! And Im so happy to see you (Y/N), you dont know how much Ive missed you.” He gently says embracing you. His words causes you to blush a little, Andy is your best friend, but you admit that you have a crush on him. Which seem to become a little bigger now that you were in his arms. You embraced him as well, hugging him tighter, “I really missed you too Andy…” you mumbled in his chest.

He laughed a little and leaned away. “Come on, lets go for some ice cream we have a lot of catching up to do.” He says and of course you agreed and walked out of the school with him.
Moments later as the two of were scarfing down the frozen treat, you were laughing at all the funny stories Andy was telling you.
“CC actually wanted to run around naked on stage?! That is so like him!” You exclaimed laughing some more.
“Yeah, we figured a lot of our fans would be happy about that but still, we didnt want him to get arrested for indecent exposure.” He tells you. You started laughing harder than before, “CC getting arrested with his tiny little ass flashing everyone? Now thats both sexy and badass.”
Andy choaked on his ice cream a little at your words. He started cracking up, you smiled at him warmly, you really missed having these moments with him.
“Why are you looking at me like that hmm?” He asked causing you once more to snap back to reality.
“Sorry, its nothing, Im just glad to be hanging out with you again. Life wasnt the same without you you know?”
“Yeah..same here (Y/N)” he responded with an adorable smile.
The two of you kept talking and laughing as the day went by. You didnt even notice how much time has passed. It was night time now, Andy realized it and checked the time on his cell phone. “Wow its getting pretty late. Think we should go home.” He suggested.

You became a little sad, “Do we have to? I mean its not that late.”
“Well I dont want to go home either to be honest.”
A brilliant idea popped in your head at the moment. “Why dont you come sleepover at my place?” You said with a huge smile. Andy chuckled and loved the idea, “Your parents wouldnt mind?”
“Naaah theyre out of town and besides they know you already.”
He thought about it for a moment and nodded making you very happy.
Later on that night as the two of you got ready to sleep, “I still cant believe youre back man..” you say.
“Yeah same here. Feels a little strange being back.”
“I agree you have been gone for a very long time.”
“I know, hey (Y/N)?” He asked.
“Whats up?” You answered. “While I was on tour I wrote a new song that I wanted to show you.”

You became excited, you loved hearing his lyrics. “You did? Thats so awesome whats it about?”
Andy grabbed the guitar and smiled as he positioned it. His piercing blue eyes looking straight at you. “You..” he replied.
You blushed once again and your heart started to race a little.
“Me?…”
“Yeah..here goes.” He began to play and sing the beautifully written lyrics about you. Instantly as you heard more of the song, you understood that it was about how much of a strong girl you are and how proud he is of you for overcomming all of your bad addictions and being a fighter. Tears of joy started to stream down your face. It was such an honor for him to write such an amazing song about you.
When he finished he smiled and wiped away your tears. “Sorry..” you mumbled.
“Its okay, did you like it?”
“I loved it. Thank you so much.”

He nodded, “You know I actually sang it in one of our shows, people went crazy for it.”
You smiled even bigger than before.
“What an honor.”
He laughed and slipped himself into your bed. You got some of your blankets and your pillow and placed them on the floor.
“What are you doing?” He asked.
“Im sleeping on the floor, youre the guest you get the bed.” You answered.
“Well who said I wanted you to sleep on the floor?” He tells you. You became a little nervous, “Huh?”
“It would make me really happy if you slept here.” He says tapping the space next to him. You honestly didnt think this was really happening, you pointed at the spot and he nodded.
“You want me…to sleep with you…in the bed?”
“No (Y/N) I want you to sleep on the ceiling! Of course next to me silly come here!” Andy pulled you onto the bed and turned off the light. You felt very tingly inside being in the same bed as him. You felt his fingers stroke your soft hair, next thing you knew you were in his arms once more.

Sometimes you got the feeling that Andy likes you the way you like him. But you didnt want to jump to conclusions just yet. You are just gonna go with the flow and see how far the two of you go. At this moment, the future looked very bright.
You tried to move away, but Andy just kept pulling you back to him. You laughed a little and rolled your eyes.
“Fine I give up.”
“Good.”
“Goodnight Andy..” you cooed.
“Goodnight (Y/N).”
You couldnt help but giggle and hold him close to you as well. Your face became super hot as you felt his lips press against your forehead giving you multiple kisses on your head and cheek.
This moment that you were having with him felt like the greatest dream ever, but the best part of it was that it wasnt a dream.
He was fast asleep now and just looked up at his peaceful face and thought….
“Now Im REALLY glad that youre back.”

(This was such an adorable request ^-^)
-YessyLove♡

anonymous asked:

is it okay if i vent? so in my poli sci class, this girl presented her news article and it was about the black muslim boy who was arrested. she said that what the teacher did was right because the clock did look like a bomb so then everyone started agreeing but i'm like ugh u dont get it, he didnt get arrested cus the clock looked like a "bomb" it's cus he's black and muslim. he's being criminalized like he's only 14 what the heck!! after she talked about her opinion they pretty much (1)

dehumanized him. like honestly that’s really traumatizing. i’m not black or muslim (or white) but it really sucks to be reduced to stereotypes, i could almost feel the pain. man white people suck! i hate my class full of racist whites, they think they’re so equal to us, poc, but they’re not! which is why her opinion is invalid… thank you for listening i’m so sick of the white ppl in my school AND THERE’S A LOT OF THEM! ToT (2)

Eon: And the shit about it is that he got arrested and suspended after it was determined that it was a clock too.