didn't-do-my-homework

Introductions

Summary: Punk!Phil introduces pastel!Dan to his friends, and he has a great reception. (thanks for the internet dating/meeting of friends prompt from an anon!)

Genre: sin

Word Count: 4.1k

Includes: voyeurism (truth or dare style!), praisekink!dan, short!dan, online relationship/meeting for the first time, and a bit of spooning at the end for an anon who wanted it

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  • Seokjin: Taehyung.
  • Taehyung: Yes, mom?
  • Seokjin: Why didn't you do your homework?
  • Taehyung: If I did my homework, I would get good grades.
  • Taehyung: If I got good grades, you would send me to college.
  • Taehyung: If I go to college, I'll graduate and get a job.
  • Taehyung: If I get a job, I might get fired.
  • Taehyung: If I get fired, I could go bankrupt and lose everything.
  • Taehyung: That's why I didn't do my homework.
School Tomorrow
  • Teacher: Why is your homework not done?
  • Me: Well, you see..... Derek Morgan's wife got shot and it was a roller-coaster and then Derek ran off so his team wouldn't get hurt and it basically mirrored episode 100 and when Emily died and then it was badass and then Savannah had a baby boy and then Derek went to the BAU to say goodbye to the team and then he showed Spencer baby pictures and the baby's name is HANK SPENCER. THAT IS SO PRECIOUS. THEY HUGGED AND SAID I LOVE YOU. OUT LOUD. And he told Penelope that she was the godmother and then on his way out he saw the team and he and Spencer nodded to each other and on his way out HE QUOTED EMILY AND I AM DEAD.
1D Hiatus: Day 512

* The music video for ‘Sign of the Times’ is released

* Harry performs four of his songs at his album listening party in NYC, gets papped and meets fans afterwards

* #SignOfTheTimesMusicVideo trends on Twitter

* Niall posts two pictures with Julian Bunetta and a video on Snapchat

* Louis shoots a secret something in Doncaster, meets fans

* Liam’s first newsletter along with a new picture of him is sent to those who signed up for it on his website

* Liam posts a picture on Instagram

* Bits from Liam’s interview for the Rollacoaster Magazine are released

* Niall will perform on the Today Show on May 29 as a part of the Citi Concert Series

* Harry will join Nick Grimshaw on BBC Radio 1 this Friday morning to play some of his favourite tracks from his album

It’s May 8th, 2017.


On this day a year ago: #147

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Here’s some fanart I made for @bluepaladiiin ‘s Neptune fanfiction (which I totally recommend, it’s really well written!)

I was supposed to post this a lot earlier

the cave looked 3000x bigger in my mind

I forgot the helmets

Keith’s eyes are so close wtf

What a talented artist

based on some comments on my previous post