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I have a lot of feelings about the latest chapter of “Flowey is Not a Good Life Coach” and this sums up most of them

Bonus ending!

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Hold up.

I’ve been confident that Qrow wasn’t going to die from Tyrian’s poison… But now I’ve had a shocking thought…

Qrow and Raven are meant to represent Odin’s pet ravens that acted as his eyes to watch over the world with. Qrow’s emblem even looks like an eye. Throughout the series so far, Qrow has been watching over Team RNJR, taking the role of being a watchful eye over them.

And I can’t help but think, that maybe we misinterpreted a line from Tyrian. A line that we thought was a threat to Ruby. We were all relieved when that threat didn’t come true. But… what if it meant something entirely different. What if, Ruby does lose an eye.

It’s just not the eye we were expecting her to lose…

̵̗̱͕̬̰E̲̭̟ ͚͎̠̼̪̺Y ̴̳͚̜̥E̘̤̬͠ ͉̞̦ ͚ ̹̺͙͖̭F̜̼͓͈ ͍̱̬̰̘O̦ ͔͉Ṟ̹̭ ̦̱̟̗̼̦̙ ̧̜̯̳̱̺̟ ̢̰͍͕A̹̣ ҉͈̳͍̰̰N ̸̘̟̝̪̝̬̮ ̜̹̮͕͉̀ ̴E͓̝͘ͅ Y̤͖̦ ͓͙ͅE͖̻̦

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from my au in which victorian era!allen meets ancient china!lenalee 

i already wrote some ideas on it on my twitter but i’ve been thinking abt it during the summer, so if you wanna know more abt it, click the read more!

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mysme-trashcan  asked:

Ohohoho it's this trash coming in your asks ( that didn't sound right ) How about- RFA+Saeran&V (after eye surgery ) react to MCs sister, who was staying at they're house, goes to use a blender, doesn't lock the top down, what ever was in the blender flies out and there's a mess everywhere and they hear MC freaking out at the scene of all of this and they go to see what was going on?

ayeee I finally got to this! It’s a hilarious request and I think it’s what made me message you in the first place lmao but I hope you like it, ems! ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ (ah yes, the ams and ems duo(¬‿¬))💛 

…thinking of 8 things to put in a blender is hard


zen

  • it was hot outside and literally no one in the house wanted to go out
  • mc’s sister was also in town and decided to visit (she met zen before its chill)
  • the three of them were supposed to go out that day, but it was..too hot
  • so mc and their sister decided to make smoothies instead
  • zen got a phonecall halfway through, however, and excused himself before walking into another room
  • “ready for some smoothies, my dear sibling?” mc’s sister says with a grin
  • “ready, dear sister” mc answers
  • she turns on the blender, ready for the ice, berries, and liquid to mix together
  • instead, the top flies off and so does everything else in the blender
  • mc’s sister is covered with cold berry juice, too shocked to scream, but tenses up
  • mc starts yelling going for the blender to turn it off before grabbing a towel
  • zen runs back in, thinking something dangerous happened, but instead sees mc wiping their sister’s eyes so she can see again
  • and he can’t help but laugh
  • his kitchen is a mess, yes, but seeing this was totally worth it
  • now mc’s sister can talk again and starts yelling, “wHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?”
  • “YOU’RE BLUE HAHA”
  • mc’s sister turns to mc, giving them a ‘look i am going to punch your boyfriend’ look
  • mc just shrugs, “at least…you’re not that hot anymore…?”
  • zen laughs harder. mc’s sister slaps both of them in the arm

yoosung

  • movie night!
  • yoosung is setting up the living room with pillows and blankets while mc and their sister gets snacks in the living room
  • mc was on popcorn duty and mc’s sister was in charge of chips and dip
  • but she wanted to make homemade dip, so they had to take out the blender
  • “how are the snacks coming?” yoosung calls out
  • “popcorn, done! mc says. “dip is about to be blended!” their sister says
  • the blender is turned on
  • disaster strikes
  • “AH DIDN’T- LID-” mc’s sister yells while getting splashed with the contents of the blender
  • mc gets hit, too. so does the popcorn. it’s a travesty.
  • “tURN OFF THE BLENDER” mc yells
  • but she can’t. she’s being attacked
  • yoosung runs in like the hero he is and manages to turn it off, despite getting messy as well
  • they all stare at each other, horrified
  • “..I think we need to take a shower first…” mc says. the other two agree
  • it turns into cleaning night instead of movie night

jaehee

  • did someone say ‘iced coffee’?
  • mc’s sister said ice coffee!
  • and they want mc to show off their skills they learned from the cafe so they could make it at home as well
  • so here we go
  • ice, coffee, flavorings, syrup
  • aaaand blend!
  • NO NOT LIKE THAT
  • mc gets covered in the stuff, mc’s sister - who was idly observing from behind - gets half covered
  • she’s the one who yells, but mc turns off the blender
  • jaehee runs in and looks at them, shocked
  • “why…?”
  • “…iced coffee…” mc weakly says
  • she actually walks up to the both of them and kisses mc’s cheek
  • wh y
  • “hmm…at least it tastes good” jaehee says with a smile 
  • mc could probably die on the spot
  • now mc’s sister is yelling

jumin

  • mc was playing around in the kitchen with their sister, going through recipes they found online
  • jumin offered just to let the chefs prepare something, but mc’s sister insisted
  • and since jumin can’t cook that much, he stays out of their way 
  • they were baking a cake that had this filling in between the layers
  • and they needed the blender to make the filling, crushing things and all that
  • “ready, mc?” their sister says, grinning. “yeah, the cakes are in the oven already”
  • “alright, blender time!” she turns on the blender
  • and both of them are now covered in sugary dust
  • mc’s sister yelps out of shock 
  • mc yells out, “yOU DIDN’T-;;;” 
  • jumin runs in, very concerned
  • he sees them covered in this sugar dust. 
  • can’t help but laugh, just a little
  • “should i call the chefs now?” he asks. the two of them nod
  • “…and a change of clothes” mc’s sister says

707 / luciel / saeyoung

  • they were going to make milkshakes! 
  • all three different kind of flavors for the three of them 
  • so far they made a vanilla one for mc, a chocolate one for saeyoung, and were going to make a strawberry one for mc’s sister
  • saeyoung was out of the kitchen, knowing they could handle it 
  • mc stayed in the kitchen for moral support
  • “i can’t believe you passed up strawberry for vanilla. even your dork boyfriend got chocolate” mc’s sister said
  • “i hope your milkshake goes up your nose” mc responded
  • “ha ha” she rolls her eyes and turns the blender on
  • ….it went up her nose alright  
  • mc’s sister yells and mc literally bursts out laughing
  • until they realize that the kitchen is a mess
  • “WHY DIDN’T YOU CLOSE IT?!” 
  • saeyoung runs in and looks around, also kind of devastated at first
  • and then he looks at mc’s sister
  • …he’s laughing, he can’t handle it 
  • “it actually went up your nose, oh my god-” “saeyoung-” “yeah, yeah, i’ll get a towel but this is GOLD mc” 

v / jijhyun

  • you know those liquid soups you can make in a blender? like pea soup?
  • jihyun wanted to try one of those!
  • and so did mc’s sister, yay! 
  • they were all in the kitchen, but v realized it was time to water his plants, so he excuses himself for a bit
  • “that’s it?” mc asks, looking at the blender “I feel like it’s too easy”
  • “oh hush, mc. all we have to do is blend it!” their sister says and goes to turn on the blender
  • gosh, they’re so lucky it was cold soup 
  • mc’s sister managed to turn off the blender, but she just put her head down on the counter in shame
  • mc yelled, getting splattered before the blender was turned off. “oh my gosh- the kitchen!” 
  • “wHAT ABOUT YOUR SISTER-” “I LIVE HERE THOUGH, YOU’RE HUMAN”
  • jihyun comes running in, looking at the kitchen then at both of them
  •  “…i have one question, for you.” he says to mc’s sister
  • “…yes?” she says 
  • “are you that jealous of our kitchen?” 
  • mc’s sister blinks “why would i-”
  • “you’re green with envy, I can see it”
  • mc starts cracking up because that was so ridiculous 
  • mc’s sister puts her face back on the counter 

saeran

  • mc and sister were making pasta for dinner!
  • it was one of those pesto pastas 
  • so now they had to make pesto 
  • saeran was watching them from the living room
  • “alright, let’s get this pesto done!” mc’s sister said 
  • and turns on the blender
  • “wAIT” mc tries to warn her
  • its too late. 
  • the pesto flies everywhere
  • mc’s sister is his directly in the nose first
  • mc can’t save themselves 
  • saeran literally facepalms
  • the other two are too shocked to do much, so he has to stand up and turn it off for them 
  • “i’m- so sorry-” mc’s sister says.
  • mc lowkey wants to lay on the floor and accept death 
  • saeran just shakes his head and puts his hands on both of their shoulders
  • “..that was pretty funny”
  • forget what mc said about accepting death, saeran thought that was funny 
  • they still have to clean up the kitchen though 

vanderwood (i remembered u wanted him ayee)

  • look, vanderwood was gonna let them do their thing, they were going to calmly sit and read this book
  • mc’s sister was making some kind of fancy recipe and it involved putting things in a blender
  • listen….i still dont have a blender and food network only tells me so much
  • and mc was helping! they poured it into the blender for her
  • “alright mc. i know this is weird, but we put it in a blender to smooth it out. and then it’ll be done!”
  • *turn on blender*
  • *sees life flash before both of their eyes*
  • they are both covered in this supposedly fancy liquid 
  • and they both just..stand there for a second
  • until mc yells, “w HY”
  • “I DIDNT MEAN FOR THAT TO HAPPEN AHHHHHHHHH IM SORRY” she yells back
  • vanderwood just sighs and gets up to check the damage
  • the floor and counter is a mess 
  • it got on some of the cabinets
  • both mc and sister are preparing for the worst 
  • “aw, i don’t get that fancy dinner?” vanderwood said, pouting
  • they’re both kind of surprised
  • “we’d…have to restart..” mc’s sister says
  • “oh no, you two need to clean up this kitchen. i’m ordering us a pizza” 
  • “vanderwood-” mc tries
  • “and im not helping!”
Dresden Files Books Rated By The Opening Line
  • Storm Front: "I heard the mailman approach my office door, half an hour earlier than usual. He didn't sound right. His footsteps fell more heavily, jauntily, and he whistled. A new guy. He whistled his way to my office door, then fell silent for a moment. Then he laughed."
  • Easily one of the weakest in the series. 3/10.
  • Fool Moon: "I never used to keep close track of the phases of the moon. So I didn't know that it was one night shy of being full when a young woman sat down across from me in McAnally's pub and asked me to tell her all about something that could get her killed."
  • Nicely ominous. Thanks to this book, I also keep track of the phases of the moon. Helped me catch a local werewombat. You have no idea how hard it is to put one of them down. 8/10.
  • Grave Peril: "There are reasons I hate to drive fast. For one, the Blue Beetle, the mismatched Volkswagen bug that I putter around in, rattles and groans dangerously at anything above sixty miles an hour. For another, I don't get along so well with technology. Anything manufactured after about World War II seems to be susceptible to abrupt malfunction when I get close to it. As a rule, when I drive, I drive very carefully and sensibly. // Tonight was an exception to the rule."
  • Not bad, per se, but not all that good. It takes too long to get to its point, which makes it not as good of a hook. 6/10.
  • Summer Knight: "It rained toads the day the White Council came to town."
  • This one makes me giggle. 8/10. Good job.
  • Death Masks: "Some things just aren't meant to go together. Things like oil and water. Orange juice and toothpaste. // Wizards and television."
  • Very relatable. I, too, am no fan of toothpaste in my orange juice. I used to put toothpaste in my orange juice all the time and had no clue why my orange juice tasted so bad. I mean, who knew? 9/10.
  • Blood Rites: "The building was on fire, and it wasn't my fault."
  • There is no need to explain perfection. 15/10.
  • Dead Beat: "On the whole, we're a murderous race. According to Genesis, it took as few as four people to make the planet too crowded to stand, and the first murder was a fratricide. Genesis says that in a fit of jealous rage, the very first child born to mortal parents, Cain, snapped and popped the first metaphorical cap in another human being. The attack was a bloody, brutal, violent, reprehensible killing. Cain's brother Abel probably never saw it coming. // As I opened the door to my apartment, I was filled with a sense of empathic sympathy and intuitive understanding. // For freaking Cain."
  • One of the all time greats of this series. Lovely illustration of how Dresden feels and catches people up on his relationship with his brother really quick. 10/10.
  • Proven Guilty: "Blood leaves no stain on a Warden's grey cloak. I didn't know that until the day I watched Morgan, second in command of the White Council's Wardens, lift his sword over the kneeling form of a young man guilty of the practice of black magic. The boy, sixteen years old at the most, screamed and ranted in Korean underneath his black hood, his mouth spilling hatred and rage, convinced by his youth and power of his own immortality. He never knew it when the blade came down."
  • Dark. Really sets the tone for the book. Also, I'm, like, totally jealous. Blood stains are the worst. 8/10.
  • White Night: "Many things are not as they seem: The worst things in life never are."
  • I know, right? It's, like, I thought this guy who came into work would be just a normal customer and get his stuff and leave, but, instead, he rants about conspiracy theories and shit when I can't tell him to fuck off. 9/10. Good job.
  • Small Favor: "Winter came early that year; it should have been a tip-off."
  • Not bad, but kinda weak. I mean, did he even consider that maybe winter came early because Global Warming is actually a hoax? I mean, it isn't, but couldn't he at least consider the possibility? 6/10.
  • Turn Coat: "The summer sun was busy broiling the asphalt from Chicago 's streets, the agony in my head had kept me horizontal for half a day, and some idiot was pounding on my apartment door. // I answered it and Morgan, half his face covered in blood, gasped, 'The Wardens are coming. Hide me. Please.'"
  • It's just, like, whaaaaaat? Why's Morgan here? How'd he get all bloody? And, like, he even snuck in some nice foreshadowing with the headache. Really well done. 8/10.
  • Changes: "I answered the phone, and Susan Rodriguez said, 'They've taken our daughter.'"
  • Nice and shocking, making you want to read more, but the last book did a similar shocking opening better. 5/10.
  • Ghost Story: "Life is hard. // Dying's easy."
  • Totally relatable. I, like many others, wish for death because life is too hard. Thanks for making me feel better, Harry. 8/10.
  • Cold Days: "Mab, the Queen of Air and Darkness, monarch of the Winter Court of the Sidhe, has unique ideas regarding physical therapy."
  • One would imagine. I mean, did you hear her TED talk on it? Fascinating stuff. She's an innovator in the field. 7/10.
  • Skin Game: "There was a ticking time bomb inside my head and the one person I trusted to go in and get it out hadn't shown up or spoken to me for more than a year."
  • Don't you just hate it when you have a time bomb in your head? I know I do. But not all of us know bomb defusal experts. We're not all as lucky as you are, Dresden. I had to defuse my time bomb myself. Dick. 4/10.

While Cecil loved nothing more than spending time with Jon, and while he knew that really, his time with the foxes didn’t quite stand up, that didn’t mean he didn’t miss his teammates badly through the summer. And tonight, with Jon away with his family (namely his extended family i.e. the part that he insists just don’t know him well enough to consider him family yet) at a dinner which he wasn’t invited to (for that very reason) it seemed like the perfect opportunity to call one – or two, or three, or the whole damn team if it came to it. He selects the first person he sees, then drops down onto his couch and waits for them to answer. 

“Tell me you missed me,” He says with a grin when they show up on his small phone screen, “Even if it is just to entertain me.”

ugh my job is getting too ridiculous first the customer making comments about my hair and now i have to take my nose ring out all bc a customer called and said they didn’t like it and my manager is so paranoid about getting a low quasa score all the time and she was like “u have to take it out immediately” fuck that noise man i am allowed to have it like it even says in the dress code handbook 

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{…And even if he had, it’s even possible that his family might hide it from him. Who knows.}

FIGHT! MUSCLE MUSCLE! Also people who think you’re stupid are stupid for thinking that! *Sticks tongue out* BLEH! BATTER OUT!

  • 707: Yoosung! Should I tell you how to keep an idiot in suspense?? +_+
  • Yoosung: Wow, I wanna know! How??
  • Yoosung: Seven! HOW?!?!
  • Yoosung: Seven?
  • Yoosung: Seven don't leave me hanging like that!!!
  • Yoosung: ...Oh

twibubblegum  asked:

You know there has been one thing on my mind about this blog and that is the story was confused me to the point of unfollowing you. How did she really get pregnant? Since of doing out of blue doesn't work well due of not really telling what happened even in a general audience level. Since of in reality its not possible of what you chose for how it happened, even though its fictional it still didn't sound right. So what really went down?

We know as much as the girls do, and they don’t currently have an answer. They’re doing things one step at a time, and right now making sure the pregnancy goes smooth is their top priority, they can stress about what happened when they don’t have to stress about them actually having to deal with a pregnancy ^^

The answer may come in time, as they figure things out. Whether or not they ever figure it out though remains a mystery. Show, don’t tell. Sorry folks, I’m not much of a teller.