the best new mechanic in FFXV is that when it rains, everyone’s hair gets drenched and flat and sad, but you can equip them with extra-strength hair gel to prevent this from happening. It takes up a combat accessory slot. But you can do it.
“Shit! Damn it! We save Ferelden, and they’re angry! We save Orlais, and they’re angry! We close the Breach twice, and my own hand wants to kill me! Could one thing in this fucking world just stay fixed?!”