didn't mean to eat it all


okay so this got out of hand but anyway


This is a really good burger.

  • Kara: How could you?! How could you, Lena?!
  • Lena: So I guess I'm a villain now. Well, it seems I'm really a Luthor after all.
  • Kara: Lena-
  • Lena: Lex's suits are probably too big for me. I'll have to make a new supervillain suit in my evil lab.
  • Kara: Lena, stop-
  • Lena: I bet I can be a better villain than Lex. Or should I say worse?
  • Kara: Lena, I didn't mean-
  • Lena: Do you think Jess would agree to be my evil sidekick? Eve is too nice-
  • Kara: LENA LUTESSA LUTHOR! Can't you just apologize for eating my secret stash of cookies like a regular human person?!
A Christmas Drama
  • Person A : *takes a deep breath* I can't believe you did this to me!
  • Person B : I didn't mean to! I-I just...
  • Person A : WHY?! I TRUSTED YOU! I can't believe you betray me like this!
  • Person B : Please, listen to me I just- *tearing up*
  • Person A : I can't believe you would...I thought you LOVE me!
  • Person B : I do-
  • Person A : THEN WHY?!
  • *silence, heavy breathing
  • Person A : Then why...why would you eat all the Christmas cookies? *sniff
A Christmas Drama
  • Camila: *takes a deep breath* I can't believe you did this to me!
  • Lauren: I didn't mean to! I-I just...
  • Camila: WHY?! I TRUSTED YOU! I can't believe you betray me like this!
  • Lauren: Please, listen to me I just- *tearing up*
  • Camila: I can't believe you would...I thought you LOVE me!
  • Lauren: I do-
  • Camila: THEN WHY?!
  • *silence, heavy breathing
  • Camila: Then why...why would you eat all the Christmas cookies? *sniff
  • Me: it's 1 am, why in the flying blue heck am I awake and hungry?
  • The Me that has common sense: *marches around banging pots and pans together* MAYBE BECAUSE YOU ATE NOTHING BUT A CHEESESTICK, A SLICE OF HAM, AND HUMMUS THIS ENTIRE DAY YOU UTTER PRINCESS OF NONSENSE
Prompt list
  • 1: Why is the microwave on fire?
  • 2: Babe, babe, shut the fuck up
  • 3: Fuck you I'm a genius
  • 4: It was you're idea to watch horror movies
  • 5: Did you eat my pop tarts?
  • 6: Is that my shirt?
  • 7: Woah you look super hot, I mean good! Fuck
  • 8: I'm gay motherfucker
  • 9: Honestly sometimes I can't remember if I love you or hate you
  • 10: We're running from the cops and it's all your fault!
  • 11: Not now please, we're in public!
  • 12: You wouldn't understand so don't worry about it
  • 13: You're a terrible singer but I still love you
  • 14: Are you nervous?
  • 15: Shit I didn't know that you just got out of the shower
  • 16: Why don't you make me!
  • 17: What did you do this time?
  • 18: You're blushing so hard and honestly it's adorable
  • 19: I thought you were supposed to be a tough guy?
  • 20: She scares me sometimes and honestly it's so hot
  • 21: Why do you always have to be the hero?
  • 22: You want sensitive? I can be sensitive!
  • 23: If you die I don't know what I would do
  • 24: Why are you staring at me like that?
  • 25: Look I didn't want to be your partner for this project but I am
  • 26: Admit it, you love me
  • 27: I hate your stupid, adorable face
  • 28: It was a mistake I'm sorry
  • 29: I'm not talking to you
  • 30: You think I didn't already know that?!
  • 31: You don't have to lie. You can be honest with me
  • 32: It's okay to be scared, we all get scared sometimes
  • 33: Why what's that on your neck?
  • 34: I was gone for a couple minutes! What happened?!
  • 35: I'm just going to leave and pretend I didn't see anything
  • 36: Please don't cry, I hate seeing you like this
  • 37: Maybe it would be better if you never meet me
  • 38: I can't believe this is happening
  • 39: You're drunk, come on let me take you home
  • 40: I'd never use you

ragingscooter  asked:

"Can we please pretend that you didn't see that and eat ice cream instead?" Supercorp

Lena smile brightly. “What do you mean?” She set the canvas bag the ice cream was in. “I didn’t see anything.”

“You did,” Kara dropped her head. She picked up the remote from the kitchen counter and turned her stereo down.

“If I did see something,” Lena slowly articulated her words as she took the ice cream out of the bag and placed it in the freezer, “Let’s just say that I’m very impressed that someone still knows all of the dance moved to Bye, Bye, Bye.”

Kara blushed and pushed her glasses up. “I used to drive Alex crazy trying to learn it. I broke one of her science fair trophies practicing.”

“All that practice paid off,” Lena closed the freezer and moved to stand in front of Kara. “You’re very good.”

Though she felt like it was a silly thing to be good at, when Lena praised her for it, she felt like NSYNC themselves had come back from boy band heaven to tell her she was doing their iconic dance justice. “Thanks.”

Lena picked up the remote and turned the music back on. “Don’t stop on my account. I’ll start making the sundaes and you keep dancing.”

anonymous asked:

Hey there! A while ago I asked you about the size of your canvas and I've noticed you haven't answered You probably didnt see it;;; But if you did: I'm very sorry if my question was too dumb to answer. I'm very sorry if I seemed demanding. I am very sorry for any inconvenience that I might have not realized, I admire you a lot and I didn't mean to say anything at all that might make you uncomfortable, Hope you have a great day/evening/night!

ksdhbcsdck omg please don’t ever think a question is ever too dumb, I probably just didn’t see it due to tumblr eating it up or have answered it before! For the canvas of my comic I use 3000x 2482 pixels!! ^_^

Hello Vel! I’m a huge fan of your artworks and I absloutly LOVE all of them. I have a question though…. Can I please, PLEASE use the Undertale Intro comic you’ve made for a DIY I’ve been working on recently? I’m actually trying to make my own book/notebook, and the comic you’ve made is just, perfection. So pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee???

Go for it my dude!

is that trans shiro bc it certainly looks like trans shiro

In this house we support trans shiro (and any other possible goodTM shiro headcanons) but yea all my shiros are always trans ^^;;

Have you heard about the prequel for Life is strange? What are your thoughts on it?

I’m excited to suffer

  • What She Says: I'm fine
  • What She Means: Brendon Urie has actually kissed Ryan Ross ONSTAGE before and is constantly baiting his fans knowing that they'll eat it up and go nuts with shipping and then Forehead Man gets all butthurt when they ask him about it like he didn't fucking expect it would happen just fuck me up right now you Frank Sinatra piece of shit
How Vixx does Thanksgiving |Request|
  • N: *Lowkey annoyed*
  • Leo: *Doesn't wanna be there*
  • Hongbin: Let's stop playing and eat you little shits
  • Ravi: What happened to the cake
  • Ken: It didn't rise up like it was suppose to, i think we put less of everything
  • Hyuk: No you just can't cook
  • N: Leo would you please say a thanks
  • Leo: I'm thankful when you all start to choke on your food because you are all annoying
  • Ravi: *Laughing at Leo*
  • Leo: *Starts to choke Ravi*
  • Hongbin: I'm gonna go eat by myself
  • Ken: I agree
  • N: *Grabs Hyuk and pushes him to Leo*
  • N: Take him why you're at it
  • Ken: *Looking at them along with Hongbin* I think Leo is gonna kill them
  • Hongbin: Oh well means we will have another year without those bitches, Turkey?
  • Hamilton: Congress writes, “George, attack the British forces!” I shoot back, “We have resorted to eating our own horses.”
  • Hercules: What!? WE HAVE?
  • Hamilton: I— I mean—
College-Edition {Sentence Starters}
  • "I still have to start my dissertation."
  • "I have to cram for this test! Wanna be my study-buddy?"
  • "The paper's HOW MANY PAGES?!"
  • "Why did I choose the class at 6 am?"
  • "This lab's pretty hand's on. You think you can do it?"
  • "Graduation's coming up. We're almost done!"
  • "Stupid final assignment. Why can't the semester be over?"
  • "Looks like we've got the same class!"
  • "What do you mean we don't have to raise our hand to go to the bathroom?!"
  • "Spring break party tonight!"
  • "Did you get the assignment?"
  • "Don't you think our professor's kinda- weird?"
  • "Screw it. I'm going to class in my pajamas."
  • "Yeah I decided to blow off class today. What's the matter?"
  • "Another night of ramen. Yay for the life of a college student."
  • "Is the professor always this late?"
  • "Welcome to college- where the tests are all made up and your studying doesn't matter!"
  • "Yes, you can eat in class. You didn't know that?"
  • "Can you tell me where this room is?"
  • "Hey, there's gonna be a party tonight! You coming?"
  • "Did I seriously get lost on this campus?!"

homesickhayes  asked:

You know how it is said that Carlisle uses his supernatural vampire smell to detect illnesses sometimes in patients, what do you think that entails? Like for some reason I imagine him diagnosing things like diabetes or maybe like an eating disorder because a patients blood would smell less sweet due to low blood sugar (or high blood sugar?) I also can imagine the same thing with Edward when Bella was human if she didn't eat that day (for whatever reason) he could tell and would lecture her

I definitely have thought about the sweetness/blood sugar connection before. I think also maybe certain disease processes have a distinct smell to them, and he can probably pick up different hormone levels in the blood—he probably knows someone is pregnant pretty early just by scent. I wonder if certain medications also have a distinct scent (I mean once the human is taking them?). 

I think hearing, too. Edward talks about how he can hear Bella’s heart and all that, so I think Carlisle has learned to listen to sounds in the body that human doctors can’t hear even with a stethoscope. As a vampire he’s probably really in tune with the whole circulatory system and could maybe “hear” a bleed or a blockage. 

anonymous asked:

Sorry I didn't know you haven't seen tfa but can you do the TFP with headcannon about what the bots would do if they found out that their s/o was sick and what would happen when the s/o tried to go on missions and such. I love all your work thank you

* He just wants you to get better, and if that means you stay put at the base, then so be it.
* He is NOT letting you come on a mission.
* You need to stay here and rest!
* *disapproving glance™*

* He fusses over you ridiculously.
* No moving! Eat all of that Energon, you need your strength! Don’t you dare do any work if you get up from that berth -
* What?? You want to do what??? What????
* No. No! By the Allspark! You’re crazy! You’re SICK. SICK. You need to REST. Do not go anywhere. At all. Primus.

* You’re sick :/ *sad sympathetic beeps*
* He guesses that means you have to stay in bed. *more sad beeps*
* No! You can’t come on the mission, you need to get better!
* He gives you puppy dog eyes until you promise to stay.
* The sooner you get better the sooner you can come out again!

* Oh, you want to come on a mission? Did you forget you’re sick?
* It’s not happening. She’s not having it.
* If you don’t stay in bed she will hunt you down
* She loves you, but if you try and sneak out or something, she will kill you.
* Just rest up.

* Oh, no! Being sick ruins everything.
* Don’t move! You just get better. He’ll bring you back a souvenir.
* No, you can’t come! You’re sick, remember??
* (psst ratchet would kill you just stay put okay) *wink wink*

* He doesn’t care how sick you are, you’re getting a hug.
* You stay here and rest up! They’ll find a way to manage without you. Just focus and getting better!
* You want to come?? But - but you’re sick! Don’t be silly!!
* You stay. Just until you’re well enough.
* Don’t even think about following them that’s Miko’s thing okay???

Otherworldly Introductions
  • "I come in peace. The rest of these guys don't."
  • "What are you?"
  • "That can't be what I think it is..."
  • "I'm not human."
  • "You're not dangerous... are you?"
  • "Do all humans look like you?"
  • "I'm not afraid of you."
  • "You're from where?"
  • "How is it that we understand one another?"
  • "Why come to earth?"
  • "Kneel, lesser creature."
  • "What is that?"
  • "I'm not going to hurt you."
  • "Stay where you are."
  • "I'm what we call a human."
  • "I'm not from Earth."
  • "Die alien scum!"
  • "I don't think you can even see the light of my sun from here."
  • "You're beautiful..."
  • "I'm pleased to meet you."
  • "∂βθλµα∂£λœþªθ... I'm sorry. I was speaking my language. Hello."
  • "How can I put this... I'm not from here."
  • "Get away from me!"
  • "Are you from another planet?"
  • "All will perish and we will take your world."
  • "You're not going to hurt me, are you?"
  • "Invasion is such an ugly word."
  • "I wasn't sure what to expect..."
  • "Can you eat our food?"
  • "Do you have any powers?"
  • "I didn't mean to scare you."

anonymous asked:

there is literally no space for any more mugs in my kitchen. none. at all. anywhere. I could try to store them in the pasta compartment, but where do I put all of my pasta then? didn't stop me from ordering two more mugs from your shop.

What do you mean “where you put all your pasta”? You eat all your pasta! Problem solved! More space for mugs. 

PS: Thanks a lot for buying my merch <3 smooches.


eruthiawenluin  asked:

Maybe the reason they focused so much on Dean's angst re: Cas and not Sam's is because they didn't want Sam's to overshadow his :^) I mean, when Cas comes back, there's bound to be some very very good Sam and Cas bonding… After all, Sam and Cas are Jack's uber-protective dads now.

PLEASE. If Sam actually gets substantial and meaningful time bonding with Cas when he returns, I will eat my socks and sob with joy (at the same time, probably).