didn't leave house

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We all love Nicole, and there is no way in hell that she is dying today.

Bonus:

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today has been a good day so far and i’m feeling it

anonymous asked:

He wants to protect his child but doesn't do anything to stop the paps for taking pics of his PRIVATE house. Amazing how the paps didn't see him leaving the house, taking a pic with a fan, but we're ready when Freddie arrived there. I thought they were stalking his house.. but they seem to forget about him and that house when the baby or the girlfriend isn't involved. I've never even seen a family member be papped there. Only F and Elk or D. Amazing.

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Originally posted by wendywilliamsgifs

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The Blacklist Rewatch: Berlin Conclusion
You can turn away and run from it. You can hide from it. And if you choose to do that, I’ll fly away. Or you can face it and confront it. Engage it. And maybe, maybe… you prevail and rise above it.

anonymous asked:

Directorpgraves) Percival was new to town, a bit strange if you asked any of the neighbors. His windows were blacked out and he didn't leave his house when the sun was out. He didn't seem to talk to many people but every once in a while a young man or woman would go into his house and no one was quite sure if they ever came out. Occasionally, as it was starting to get dark, he'd be outside, working on his truck or his front yard. This just so happened to be one of those days.

Credence, walking home from youth group, pauses when he sees the legs under the truck.
Realizing it was the new neighbor, he tapped on the gate, holding a slightly crumpled flyer.
“Excuse me, you’re Mr. Graves, right? My name is Credence Barebone and I brought you one of the flyers Ma said I should bring. About the evening masses that will be offered at church.”

THE LAWSUITE EP1
  • KRIS: (KICKS DOOR OPEN)
  • KRIS: I CANNOT EVEN, LUHAN! I LITERALLY HAVE NO EVENS TO CAN!
  • LUHAN: What's wrong?
  • KRIS: 'What's Wrong?' Have you been on Weibo today?
  • LUHAN: No. How was the fanmeet?
  • KRIS: Funny you should ask... (Opens Fridge)
  • KRIS: That one interviewer kept asking me about TAO!
  • LUHAN: Goodness.
  • KRIS: It's bad enough he kept asking, and now 'TAO, WHAT'S GOOD?' is trending on WEIBO realtime as we speak!
  • LUHAN: ...
  • LUHAN: Duizhang, why not just forgive and forget the whole thing and allow him to move in with us?
  • KRIS:
  • KRIS: Et tu, Luhan?
  • LUHAN: He knows he fucked up, give him another chance.
  • LUHAN: The longer you delay the inevitable the more signatures the petition to remove ZTao's tear glands accumulates.
  • KRIS: Good.
  • LUHAN: Come on...
  • KRIS: You can be forgiving all you want, he didn't drag your name into the dirt.
  • LUHAN: (Disgusted Sigh, takes out phone and opens Wechat)
  • LUHAN: (whispers) Sorry Tao, he's still pissed.
  • TAO: (Cries)
  • KRIS: And now for something to distract my Meigenis with.
  • KRIS: I've got a plan so cunning you could shine your shoes with it.
  • KRIS: Luhan, get the camera ready.
  • KRIS: ROUROU! DINNER!
  • ROUROU THE DOG: ARF!
  • (20 minutes later)
  • KRIS: Aaaaand posted! My cunning plan is coming to fruition!
  • LUHAN: I don't see a cunning plan.
  • KRIS: Luhan, you wouldn't see a cunning plan if it dressed like Xiumin in nothing but a garter belt, singing 'I am a Cunning Linguist'.
  • KRIS: Nothing gains more internet love than dogs, cats, moon moon and gay pride in full force, and Rourou is a dog!
  • KRIS: 1 video of RouRou doing tricks and bob's our uncle.
  • KRIS: They'll forget about the Tao matter faster than you can say 'Every Teardrop is a Waterfall'.
  • ROUROU THE DOG: WoofWoof.
  • (KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK)
  • KRIS:
  • LUHAN:
  • KRIS: (whispers) Remain silent. They'll go away soon.
  • ???: Guys, open up! I know you're in there!
  • KRIS:
  • LUHAN:
  • KRIS: Alright, what did you do?
  • LUHAN: I DID NOTHING!
  • KRIS: That's what you said last time when that girl followed you home and made you dinner.
  • LUHAN: I didn't leave the house all day!
  • LUHAN: And the last time I told Tao where we were you blew a gasket and insisted we move out.
  • (BANG BANG BANG)
  • LUHAN: Look, maybe he doesn't know it's us!
  • ???: KRIS! KRIS LET'S TALK!
  • KRIS: ...
  • KRIS: The tooth fairy's gonna make you rich tonight, Luhan.
  • (Gets up and opens the door)
  • JONGIN: HYUNG! IT'S BEEN SO LONG!
  • KRIS: (Stunned)
  • LUHAN: (mouth open)
  • JONGIN: ... Um... (Shifts nervously) I love your hair!
  • KRIS: I have no hair.
  • JONGIN: I love the absence of it?
  • LUHAN: Yifan, don't be rude! (Rushes over and gives Jongin a hug)
  • LUHAN: Alright, why the sudden visit?
  • JONGIN: Isn't it obvious? I missed you guys!
  • KRIS:
  • KRIS: You saw the video of my dog, didn't you?
  • JONGIN: What? What dog? Hmm? MM, never heard of anything like that! Heh heh... hehehe...
  • LUHAN:
  • KRIS:
  • JONGIN: So can I touch him?
  • SOMEWHERE IN KOREA:
  • (Suho Arrives at EXO DORM)
  • SUHO: I'm home~ I've bought dinner for you all- (notice Beagle Line) What's going on?
  • CHEN: Jongin's missing.
  • BAEKHYUN: Kyungsoo read 50 shades of grey.
  • CHANYEOL: It's not funny anymore, Kyungsoo let us down!
  • KYUNGSOO: None of you are untied until you tell me where's Jongin.
  • KYUNGSOO: I've waited an entire month for this. I worked hard for this off day to spend with him.
  • KYUNGSOO: My mother died, I hardly noticed.
  • KYUNGSOO: My father chopped his head off and pickled it in Kimchi, I scarcely looked up from my work.
  • KYUNGSOO: Just yesterday, Sojin started engaging in a lesbian relationship with Jung Eunji, I CARED NOT, ALL TO BE REWARDED WITH AN OFFDAY TO SPEND WITH THE LOVE OF MY LIFE.
  • KYUNGSOO: NOW WHERE'S JONGIN?!
  • BEAGLE LINE: WE DON'T KNOW, WE SWEAR! HE JUST LOOKED AT HIS PHONE AN HOUR AGO AND RAN FOR THE AIRPORT! WE SWEAR!
  • KYUNGSOO:
  • KYUNGSOO: Sehun, fetch me the Whip.
  • BEAGLE LINE: JOONMAMA!!!!!
  • SUHO: Hold on...
  • KYUNGSOO: What?
  • SUHO: Did you guys just say... the airport?
  • TO BE CONTINUED
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Frasier Pairings: {Martin & Niles}

  Martin: When I got out of the hospital, I was terrified to take a 
          risk.  I didn't want to leave the house.  Ducked for cover 
          every time a car backfired.
   Niles: I know my fears aren't rational.  I know my 
          heart is sound.  I feel fine.  But I felt fine before 
          this happened.  How do I know that the same thing isn't 
          going to...
  Martin: Well, you don't know!  That's exactly what I came to realize.
          Life's a crap shoot.  We could all go at any time.  That's 
          why we have to make the most of whatever time we've got. 

“Ben of the Builders, you have been sentenced to Banishment for the attempted murder of Thomas the Newbie.”

underappreciated glader appreciation week ► ben

you know when you've been inside all morning and you aren't really sure what the weather is like, but you have to grab something from your car or get the mail so you go ahead and just step outside in your ripped tshirt and pj pants, and as soon as you walk through the doorway you immediately feel the Sun's rays hit your arms, your face, and your feet and you instantly feel warmth throughout your entire body. And as you walk to the mailbox or your car you look around at how beautiful it is outside and you wonder why you didn't leave the house sooner. yeah, that's kinda how you make me feel. you are the unexpected sun rays that brighten my day when I least expect it.