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♥ HAPPY PRIDE ♥

I tried to put as many different flags in this picture as possible!

Reiner: bear pride (does it count without his beard?) | Bertholdt: bisexual | Historia: lesbian (”feminine”) | Ymir: lesbian (“butch”) | Hanji: genderqueer | Erwin: pansexual | Levi: demisexual | Armin: asexual | Marco: gay | Jean: polysexual

Platonic Sentence Starters
  • [ Requested by Anon forever ago! Sorry for taking so long! : ]
  • "I would punch someone for you."
  • "I set up a blanket fort in the living room."
  • "You made me a blanket fort?!"
  • "Do you mind if I cuddle up next to you?"
  • "I love a good cuddle. Come here!"
  • "Here, I brought you some comfort food."
  • "Do you want me to order some pizza or something gross for you to indulge in?"
  • "You'd tell me if I got fat, right?"
  • "Can you look at my eye and tell me if there's something wrong with it?"
  • "We can hug it out if you want."
  • "Your smile is contagious, you know."
  • "You weren't supposed to cut yourself. Here's a bandaid."
  • "Are you up to going out to eat?"
  • "I got up and made some coffee so you'd have some before you left. No thanks needed."
  • "Real talk, I support you and everything you do."
  • "Don't real talk. It makes me think you're getting too sappy."
  • "It's okay to cry. I'm here for you."
  • "You had a bit too much to drink last night, so I put you to bed before you got into trouble."
  • "If you're nervous, you can hold my hand."
  • "I don't know what I'd do if I didn't have you."
  • "Oh, I'm sure you'd have someone else to support you. You're pretty great."

So my brain is not remembering words at the moment, like the name of the place where they keep all the camera monitors, so I’m just going to call that the base… 

Requested by billcipher1989


You had been sitting at base with Aaron for the past 30 minutes, monitoring every room and listening to the audio to see if you could pick up any movement or sounds.  In one of the monitors, you could see Zak looking around the room with the spirit box, trying to communicate with one of the spirits that he had been following around for most of the time.  Getting caught up in staring at him, admiring his form and everything about him, it took you a few seconds to realize that Aaron was trying to get your attention.  Looking at him, you took the headphones off.  “Did you find something?”  You ask, trying to be oblivious to the dorky grin that was on his face.  It was Aaron, he was always smiling about something.  

“Only thing I found was you staring a little too intently at those monitors.  Specifically the one with Zak.”  He nudged your shoulder, causing you to push back.  “Psh, please.  I’m monitoring.  It’s not my fault if he’s standing in one of the frames.”  He wasn’t buying it for a second.  “Uh-huh.. so when are you gonna tell him you like him?”  “I don’t know what you’re talking about.”  You said nonchalantly, returning your gaze back to the monitors, realizing that Zak was no longer in view.   “Come on, Y/N.  It’s painfully obvious that you like him. Only person who doesn’t seem to know is Zak himself. “  You looked at him again, a light pink tint showing up on your cheeks,  thinking how careful you were trying to be to keep this as your secret.  “Painfully obvious, huh… Fine, I’ll admit it, I like Zak.  But it doesn’t matter because he’s shown no indication that he feels the same way.”  

Right before you could continue your thought, you heard the door slam behind you, causing you and Aaron to whip your head around.  You felt your face flush as soon as you saw Zak standing there, his arms folded across his strong muscly chest.  “What’s going on here?”  He asked, his expression faltering as he tried to hide his smirk.   “Nothing, we’re just.. I’m watching the monitors and he’s checking sound.. we’re working.. did you.. did you get anything?”  You were going to pretend like he didn’t hear everything you just said.  He came in after you mentioned his name.  He doesn’t know a thing.  

“Can I talk to you for a second, Y/N?  Outside?”  Your shoulders fell and you gave a nod.  This was it, you were going to get fired. You were on the job, you shouldn’t have been talking about feelings or stupid shit like that, you should have been professional.  "Look, I’m really sorry.  I don’t know how much you heard, but I should have kept it-”  “I heard enough, I think.”  He interrupted.  Your head dropped and you looked at your hands.  Your face burning up, and even through the terribly lit hallway, you knew he could still see your bright red face.  “I’m sorry, it won’t happen again.”  “Hey, listen.. I’m not here to yell at you, you’re not in trouble.”  He chuckled lightly, placing his hand on your shoulder to try to get you to relax.  “I just wanted to make it known that… I do like you.. I just didn’t realize you had any kind of feelings for me.”   You smiled, happy and relieved it took this turn.  “I heard.”  You laughed.  He nodded, a smile playing at the ends of his lips.  

exo shitpost #2: exo at the carnival
  • junmyeon: alright assholes go wild
  • chanyeol: hoo boy i'm going to win me some prizes
  • baekhyun: you suck ass at everything what could you possibly win
  • chanyeol: that thing with the hammer
  • sehun: your arms are two limp noodles lmao
  • chanyeol: fuck you
  • luhan: your weak ass can't even get it past the halfway mark
  • chanyeol: i don't deserve this verbal abuse you try it
  • luhan: what. the fuck.
  • luhan: it doesn't work
  • sehun: excuses are for the cheap
  • luhan: this is bullshit, this game is rigged, and we are going home
  • -
  • yifan: ok junmyeon let us get wild
  • junmyeon: would you fuck off i will not ride a roller coaster
  • yifan: why
  • junmyeon: because i may shit myself
  • junmyeon: but also because i don't want to be seen next to your crusty ass
  • yifan: why did i ever love you
  • -
  • jongdae: fuck yes corndogs
  • kai: holy shit kyungsoo take it slow
  • kyungsoo: i am a hungry bitch today don't speak to me
  • jongdae: did you really just inhale that entire corndog
  • kyungsoo: it's not that big
  • kai: i can personally assure you he's seen bigger
  • jongdae: wow kyungsoo, king of the dick
  • kyungsoo: if you don't shut up right now i might eat you
  • -
  • zitao: fuck i lost my watch, i must have left it on the ferris wheel
  • minseok: you irresponsible fuck what did i tell you about leaving your goddamn shit everywhere
  • zitao: here, take my ice cream and put it on your tits because you need to chill
  • minseok: /rubbing nosebridge/ how much did that stupid thing cost
  • zitao: it was gucci
  • minseok: i just pissed my pants
  • zitao: relax jethro i have like ten more at home
  • minseok: what
  • zitao: eleven including the one i gave to candy
  • minseok: you have eleven gucci watches, one of which is for your dog, and you still gave me a fucking slurpee for my birthday
  • zitao: at least it was a jumbo size
  • minseok: you're dead to me
  • -
  • yixing: life is fantastic
  • kyungsoo: you're a cheery mf today aren't you
  • yixing: why are you so pessimistic, go inhale another corndog
  • kyungsoo: i can't eat too many, i'm corn intolerant
  • yixing: that's not a thing
  • kyungsoo: i'm also mildly allergic to dogs
  • yixing: that's,,,, not how it works
  • luhan: don't bother this is from the same guy who didn't know how dna works
  • kyungsoo: no more kimchi spaghetti for you
  • -
  • sehun: cotton candy BITCH
  • chanyeol: this is your fifth one, stop it
  • sehun: i am in love with this shit
  • chanyeol: diabetes says hello
  • sehun: i might dye vivi this colour
  • chanyeol: what the fuck she's not an easter egg
  • sehun: doggosthetic
  • chanyeol: s e h u n that's abuse pLEASE DON’T DO THAT
  • -
  • yifan: aw fuck
  • junmyeon: what now you overgrown baby
  • yifan: i'm too tall for the bumpercars
  • junmyeon: too bad
  • yifan: this is no fair
  • junmyeon: go ride something else you ingrate
  • yifan: that's it i'm putting you on the death drop
  • junmyeon: you better freaking not
  • yifan: hi yes one ticket for the death drop
  • junmyeon: nonononono im sure i don't meet your height requirement eheheh
  • yifan: don't worry dear, they have seats for shrimps like you!
  • junmyeon: WU YI FAN YoU fUckeR
  • yifan: enjoy bitchy!!
  • junmyeon: YoU haVe a laWSUiT oN YoUR handS
  • -
  • baekhyun: OFF TO THE HOUSE OF MIRRORS WE GO
  • jongin: i love the fact that i still look hot in all of these
  • jongdae: hey baekhyun this mirror's got me looking just like you
  • baekhyun: how so?
  • jongdae: makes me look ugly as shit
  • jongin: im piSSing
  • baekyun: this kind of commentary is the reason no one loves you
  • -
  • luhan: haunted house, leggo
  • zitao: fuck this shit i'm out
  • minseok: nah i'm in let's do it
  • yixing: zitao i'll protect you
  • zitao: too late i'm already crying
  • minseok: oh ShiT i am Spooked
  • zitao: AHAHADSHJF UHUHUHUH WAHHDHJFF
  • luhan: his soul has left him
  • yixing: you made it taozi, i’m proud of you
  • zitao: thanks yixing, the only thing that helped me through it was the fact that those goblins back there kinda resembled you and it was really funny
  • yixing: wow, this is basically bullying!
  • -
  • junmyeon: well boys, it's been fun
  • kyungsoo: no it has not
  • junmyeon: but we must head back to hell
  • yifan: he means home
  • junmyeon: trust me, i mean hell

I think I’d just like to take a second to appreciate this. The growls?? The riff?? The high note?? The lyrics??  The growls??

 I feel like he put so much into this and I’m so proud of him for coming so far in such little time. I know not everybody digs it as much as they thought they would but wow. You can tell how much he matures with every song he puts out and I’m really glad that we get to see this part of him sometimes. If this is an accurate reflection of album 3 vibes, I cannot wait to hear what everything else he puts out sounds like (*cough* including what if i told you a story shawn *cough*, what, who said that, oh it was me)

  • Mrs. Murphy: May I help you boys?
  • James: You got any white bread?
  • Mrs. Murphy: Yes.
  • James: I'll have some toasted white bread please.
  • Mrs. Murphy: You want butter or jam on that toast, honey?
  • James: No ma'am, dry.
  • [Mrs. Murphy gives him a look, then turns to Sirius]
  • Sirius: Got any fried chicken?
  • Mrs. Murphy: Best damn chicken in the country.
  • Sirius: Bring me four fried chickens and a Coke.
  • Mrs. Murphy: You want chicken wings or chicken legs?
  • Sirius: Four fried chickens and a Coke.
  • James: And some dry white toast please.
  • Mrs. Murphy: Y'all want anything to drink with that?
  • James: No ma'am.
  • Sirius: A Coke.
  • Mrs. Murphy: [looks at them skeptically before walking towards the kitchen]Be up in a minute
Good Days(Jason Todd X Reader)

(Requested by @viva-la-fucking-nerd: Hey! Can you write an imagine where Jason and reader are just cuddling at home and watching movies and she comes out dressed in sweatpants and a tank top or whatever and Jason’s just like: You’re beautiful, you know that? And reader just grins: ‘you say that as if it’s a revelation’ and it’s just really cute and fluffy. Jason deserves it. 😂😂)

Yes!! Jason deserves everything good in the world!!

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Jason has the evening off since the city was quiet the last few days. The big man made it clear that he could patrol alone tonight.  Jason was fine with that, he wouldn’t admit it but he needed a break.

He needed to spend more time with you.

You and Jason had just moved into an apartment together. There where still boxes packed in very room. You worked all day and slept at night while Jason did the opposite. Tonight though, you both decided to ignore everything and watch movies.

“What do you want in your popcorn?” Jason called from the kitchen while you flipped thorough movies.

“Lets keep it simple with extra butter.” you smiled and selected the movie on the screen. Jason came back with the popcorn and set it on the table.

“Okay, i am just going to get out of these clothes real quick.” you said and made your way int the master bedroom. You had put some clothes away as well as hung up some decor. 

Jason waited for you, digging into the popcorn already  and looked at the movie you had picked out. He groaned, it was your go to movie when you didn't’ know what else to watch. He has watched this movie 11 times. Yes he counted.

“Okay. Lets get started.” you grinned and came out the room. You changed into some sweats and was wearing a shirt that belonged to Jason. Tying your hair up into a bun, you sat down but caught Jason staring at you.

“May I help you?” You chuckled and took the popcorn from him.

”You are so beautiful, you know that?” Jason smiled at you as if he was falling in love with you all over again.

You laughed and rolled your eyes. 

”You say that as if it was a revelation.” you smirked and leaned closer to him. 

Jason laughed. “Okay, thanks for ruining the moment.” 

“Oh hush, you love me.” you teased and pecked his lips. Jason pulled you into his arms.

“I always will.” he replied and kissed you.

Six-Line Stories: Bedtime Story
  • Little Girl: But Mommy, why didn't the books come to life like everything else in the castle?
  • Belle: *exchanges a knowing smile with Adam*
  • Belle: Because books are life in themselves.
  • Little Girl: *pouts, unconvinced* Is that right, Daddy?
  • Adam: Oh, your mother is usually right about these sorts of things. Besides, where would we have put all those people?
  • Little Girl: Oh, they could've stayed with me in my room!
Where Have You Been?

Could you please do a fluffy Lafayette X Reader with a slightly overprotective big brother Alexander?

This is acutally the worst thing and I am so so sorry. End my suffering. 


“Are you sure that you can’t stay,” your boyfriend whined, reaching for your hand and pressing a kiss to your knuckles.

You chuckled and bent down to where Lafayette was laying on the couch, pressing a small kiss to his lips in return.

“You know I have to. Alexander will start freaking out if I don’t come home soon. He’s going to get mad at both of us. He may even try to give you a black eye again.”

Lafayette sighed, knowing you were right.

When Alex first found out, you and Lafayette had been dating for a while in secret. You knew that he wouldn’t take it well so you hid it from him until you were ready.

But he ended up finding out when he saw Lafayette give you a kiss at one of your late night park dates 

He ran over and straight up punched Lafayette right in the eye. Then he dragged you home and left him there 

You didn’t speak to your brother for a few days afterwards. You just stayed in your room.

It was childish, but you didn't’ know what else to do about it. Alex wouldn’t take a minute to listen to you 

You ended up barging into his room late at night and putting a paper bag over his head and then beating him with a pillow.

It ended up working and he sat down to listen for once in his damn life. He wasn’t the happiest about it, he was your older brother and he was trying to protect you.

He was still weird about it. He gave you a curfew and if you didn’t abide in it he would come and hunt you down.

You were hoping that now he was dating Eliza Schuyler he would back off. Or you could pull some of the same shit on him that he did with you.

Who knows what the future holds.

“I love you Y/N,” Lafayette said as you opened the door and walked out to head home.

“Love you too!”

As you arrived home you saw Alex waiting on the couch for you.

“Where have you been?”

“Shut the fuck up Alex, you know where I’ve been. Where having you been hm? Getting frisky with Eliza?”

“I-”

“That’s what I thought.”

themerrywolf  asked:

Today I was stuck on the phone with a man who cussed me the hell out because I had the GALL to require a physical address for the hotel he was staying in. Yes, I know it's just down the road; no, I still need the address to put into the computer. Oh, you're going to call someone else for pizza? Well guess what, motherfucker, they're gonna ask for an address, too. Dude didn't hang up on me either; listened to him berate me until he outright goaded me to hang up.

Watching the Gauntlet (Lucina, Eirika, Sharena, Leo)

Lucina: Ah, Princess Eirika there you are.

Eirika: Oh, did you need something Lucina?

Lucina: Well, I was observing the final round of the April Voting Gauntlet and I wanted to ask… Is that what it’s like to fight me?

*Leo and Sharena emerge from a bush

Eirika, Leo, and Sharena: Yes.

Sharena: Leo, you never even fought Lucina.

Leo: Everyone could see that her opponents were reduced to nothing but cinders.

Lucina: …

anonymous asked:

so im drawing phan!elf and i have some extra spaces and i want to fill it in instead of leaving it blank. so um..i know that phil loves plants but what does dan like? i wanted to put a black crystal but i don't know if dan likes something else. sry if this didn't make sense. poor english grammar

Hey!! 

Hmmm - what does Dan like. I hadn’t really thought of that yet tbh lol. Yeah he could like a crystal that looks like a galaxy maybe! He also really likes music - he’s the performer and main story teller of his village (not sure if he has a piano yet). He also likes perfectly rounded pebbles. And obsidian.