didn't even know what i was doing half of the time lol

kpop male groups as students
  • BIGBANG: been in highschool for 10 years. super smart and funny but have been held back because they all managed to fail their tests. still cool though and the younger students throw rose petals at their feet as they walk the halls. one guy managed to pass the test so everyone is sh00k and super sad. savage but cute
  • EXO: memes. everyone likes them except the teachers. lost a few squad members as they transfered countries. hard to keep track of but they still c00l af. everyone knows their jokes and they all have managed to get hella good grades. also hella rich and have their own table with aspiring ceos and football stars lol
  • BTS: teachers hate them. stand on tables and throw books because they refuse to be apart of the schooling system. started riots during exam period but didn't get expelled. hella cute and are involved in every club. sometimes problematic but everyone somehow loves them hehe
  • SUPER JUNIOR : most of them are in uni. everyone knows like, that one squad member because he was savage. sometimes that one guy comes back and they have a ceremony but people forget him eventually lol. senior students still remember them from freshmen year. used to take up the whole damn cafeteria cause they wouldnt stop recruiting members.
  • SEVENTEEN: lost a few guys in primary. replaces suju's spot in the cafeteria and eats all the goddamn food. everyone knows them when they're walking around in the halls as a group but separately... nah fam. sometimes you can hear the vocal members in music class from the otherside of the building
  • GOT7: gets shit grades but people love them. one guy made them hella popular because he was too extra in class. some members are unpopular but they still have freshman chasing them lmao. sit at the front of class and you can hear their laughter from outside. ruined the school play by dabbing everytime they went on stage. became viral tho so it was worth it
  • MONSTA X: freshman love them because they're extra at the appropriate times. Too early or too late to trends but they're still a crowd pleaser hehe. teachers hate them because they got scholarships for "no reason" (even though they're very smart!!). photo day is their day
  • ASTRO: everyone loves them. teachers love them. the principle hates them because they distract everyone with their happiness. pass all of their exams and are involved in many clubs. everyone only knows that one guy tho because of his photo day picture (he looked hella g00d)
  • BAP: got expelled for doing the same shit as bts l o l. but the principle called them back in after a few years because he realized that they got scholarships for a reason lmao
  • INFINITE: no one knows every single guy individually but they can sense their outgoing atmosphere, yknow. everyone ignores them but they also don't want them to graduate and leave lol
  • VIXX: no one talks to them because they're scared they will get roasted and become twitter famous lol
  • KNK: known for being the tall freshmen. no they dont play on the basketball team. no one knows their names but its because they seem shy when in reality everyone's too lazy to look up all the time and talk to them so they just ignore them
  • SHINee: did they graduate? no. the teachers won't let them so they have to suffer a few more years. worth it tho because they inspire every student. sometimes bring chaos into the school but the principle is cool about it lol
  • NCT : freshmen who appeared from nowhere. jk they were in their rooms srudying the entire time cause their parents were hella strict. had to be split up into groups according to favorite subjects because the teachers felt sorry for the cafeteria ladies at this point. some guys are in more than one group tho cause their parents hate them yikes
  • BtoB: no one remembers their grades. they just know them lmao because they're handsome and speak in a lot of ceremonies. seniors who look like they've been friends for 15 years. kinda quiet but... also hella loud lmao
  • WINNER: one guy left the school and everyone cried. got shitty grades because the teachers forgot about them. had some amazing test results but no one noticed
  • iKON: were supposed to be studying music but somehow their main subject became japanese. no one knows what they do because they all spend their life in that goddamn japanese class room. teachers pay too much attention to them but do nothing oml
  • Shinhwa : older than half of the teachers. no one remembered them but they still walked into school 5 days after reunion day and somehow everyone kind of did remember them... idk lol. got good grades and sort of encouraged the students after them to pursue their dreams :'). still hella old tho

anonymous asked:

i keep thinking there's no way for bellarke to get more intimate without kissing, but they always do. Where do you go from a kiss on the cheek, holding hands, and their way-too-long-to-be-platonic hugs? Well apparently there's also shoulder nuzzles and an almost love confession. I didn't even consider shoulder snuggling as an option for potential intimacy between them. Makes me wonder what else is left for them to do so the writers can keep drawing it out lol (please be platonic bedsharing)

Originally posted by sweetheartsandsweetdreams

Right?

I’ve had this problem for the last two half seasons. Intimacy keeps building and you don’t think they can deepen it anymore without crossing that line and what happens?

Fingers brushing lips.

Reaching out for hands searching comfort.

Standing so close  we thought it was photoshopped.

Saying “together” and looking at each other across a crowd because it means THEM.

Watching him sleep.

Putting each other’s names on the list!

WHAT IS THAT HAND NUZZLE ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

…and then that stupid running away, and yet, they are separated and he’s missing and she’s by herself and her concern for him grows and everyone sees how important she is to him and he turns out to be captive and she whispers “Bell” and they share that undivided, intense look across what could become a battlefield and she ends up getting called on her feelings [for him] and sacrificing 50 people for his life…. and yet when they reunite, all that happens is they stand apart and she goes, “you okay?”  ???? ??? ????

So now they’ve been yanked apart, and Bellamy is steering away, but Clarke is still soul-connected to him although she’s maintaining the distance for the most part, except for a bit of groping when the Ark is going down. She doesn’t even hold him as it falls, but his sister, although she’s still connected through her.

And she turns to someone else. 

And he’s not happy. What is it Bellamy?? Why are you so gruff with Clarke. Oh it MUST be Octavia, right? Gotta be Octavia. They can talk about Octavia. Let’s be intimate and partners and talk about the person who has always kind of been a bridge between them. The person who caused Bellamy to turn to Clarke in the first place, so they could find her. The person who Clarke used to remind Bellamy who he was. The person who served Clarke as a stand in for a distant Bellamy more than once. The person who has been a way for them to talk about feelings without them talking about their feelings for each other, more than once. Forgiveness. Love. Purpose. Family. Hope. 

And yet. When he thinks she’s been killed, he can hardly face it. And when she’s in danger, they work together seamlessly to save her and the world. And end with that actual smile of joy and relief.

But he decides to go back to Arkadia. Because he’s being pulled away by his responsibilities and burdens. And she uses Octavia again as a bridge to show him how she feels. “She’ll see how special you are.” Only this time she knows she’s doing it and she knows she’s pushing those boundaries that he set up and she’s trying to maintain. That look of loss and longing and love before she stares away. Ugh.

And his attempt to bring it out. To say what he’d want to say to her if he never saw her again. 

What is that? The end or the beginning. Hope or Doom. Too much and it scares her. And this time she steers away.

But there they are separated. And she stares longingly at romantic Emori and Murphy. She sleeps alone in the empty, soft, romantic bed. 

And he, pushes himself further and further to save people who can’t be saved, people who don’t want to be saved. And in the end, he gives it up and takes a moment and lets it go, and asks for something for himself. When has he asked for something for himself? He’s always devoted himself to the service of others, whether his sister or the delinquents or humanity. And he puts that burden down.

And here she is, picking it up. Doing the right thing, saving who she can save today, even if it means taking the risk herself, like he does. 

What happened here? What happened? This was not supposed to go on so long. I got sucked into the intimacy and romantic journey of Clarke and Bellamy over the last two half seasons. It carried me away. 

Stupid writers. Sweeping me away with their stupid intimacy and slow burn and steering away and character growth and romantic dance. 

What are you going to do next @the100writers? What non romantic thing are you going to turn into another thread connecting them intimately? hurt/comfort? bed sharing? one of those epic fights where the feelings come out? another hug? little touches that for anyone else would be platonic for linger for them, too long, too intimate? another admission of feelings that does everything but say the word “love” but still means love? another demand that the other doesn’t sacrifice themselves but if they are going to dammit their going to sacrifice themselves WITH them. 

give me a break.

How about a kiss? 

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anonymous asked:

HII!!! SEVENTEEN COMEBACK OMGG!!! I was wondering if you could create a scenario for each member (it can be short!!) based on their individual teasers please!! IT WOULD BE SO COOL AND IT'S YOUR THEORIES THAT WE WOULD LIKE TO KNOW!! Thank youu!!!

“Even though you are being alone, remember we are on your side and don’t be afraid of all the fears you have.”

Jeonghan
“Somebody said it means imperfection and danger.”
- jeonghan draws an x on the present day of the month
- 11
- another day has gone, and he’s still alone
- jeonghan walks out into his balcony, and takes pictures of the outside view
- he takes as many pictures as he can to remember
- remember what? he’s not so sure himself…..
- he keeps taking pictures, thinking that if he does, he might remember what he’s looking for
- he looks into his lens and takes a picture, but when he takes a look at the stolen shot….. his eyes widen to see that it’s in color
- jeonghan looks up and sees the world in black and white, but whenever he goes back to the picture, he sees blue skies, white houses, green trees
- but most of all, he sees someone in that picture
- jeonghan takes a picture of another stranger, but it appears in black and white unlike the other boy
- he places his camera on the table and dashes out the door to chase after him
- he leaves the door open, and hoshi, who came by to visit, walks inside only to find an empty house
- he finds jeonghan’s camera on the coffee table and flips through the pictures, stopping at the one with color

Hoshi
“The line for reaching to the beloved ones.”
- the phone rings four times before hoshi picks it up
- he says “hello?” into the phone, but no one answers
- hoshi puts the phone down and takes a slip of paper out of his pocket
- he doesn’t know who left it there, he doesn’t know who’s on the other side….. but maybe if he called, he’d know why this note was left for him
- he dials the phone number 223-2111
- he brings the phone to his ear and waits for someone to pick up….. but no one does
- he just can’t seem to reach whoever is on the other line

Jun
“As the door opened, I was faced with the new destiny.”
- “hey…. how are you? i don’t know why i called you but….. will we see each other again? no, nevermind…. bye….”
- junhui scans all the papers lying on the table before him
- he picks one up, re-reading the same number that’s been written on each of the past letters
- 1013
- he receives a new letter maybe once or twice a week, but each letter just increases the number of questions he has for the sender
- but the question the sender keeps sending is “do you remember how long did we share for each other?”
- after the fifteenth letter or so, junhui leaves the house to find the sender in apartment 1013 to receive an answer to the question
- he walks into the building, reading the number on each door….. 1012….. 1014…. 1013
- he knocks on the door, and it swings open all by itself, possibly left ajar by the previous owner
- junhui looks into the room….. but he finds no one inside to answer him

The8
“Do you remember how long did we share for each other?”
- minghao sets the groceries bag on the table, picking up a little note sitting on the table
- sadness washes over him when he realizes the meaning of the note
- “do you remember how long did we share for each other?”
- what’s the answer to that?
- the groceries fall over and make a mess, but he refuses to clean it up
- the magic eight ball he bought rolls over, revealing the answer to his question
- 103
- he lies his head on the counter, and he stays in the same position for so long
- even when he hears footsteps…… he refuses to look up

DK
“In the place thirteen pieces can be completed.”
- seokmin runs several laps around the neighborhood, pushing himself to do better than his previous time
- there’s one problem though
- no matter how fast he goes….. his time is always 37:33
- but he doesn’t give up; the next day, he tries again, this time pushing himself to go a little faster
- when he gets to his destination, he checks the time on his stopwatch, eyes widening and stomach dropping to see 37:33 again
- seokmin drops his stopwatch on the ground and blindly runs forward
- he doesn’t need a reminder that he hasn’t improved
- seungkwan, while on his way to the laundromat, finds a stopwatch on the ground and picks it up
- when he sees the time blink 37:33, he presses reset

Seungkwan
“A pioneer who cast himself into his destiny.”
- seungkwan plays with the coins in his hand while waiting for his laundry
- he’s watched people come and go without looking back
- they all pick up their clothes at the end of their wash cycles; even the ones of those who came later than him have ended
- but he just keeps waiting
- his wash cycle seems endless, as if it’ll never end
- at some point, he finds himself all alone as he waits and waits and waits
- seungkwan eventually gives up on waiting, and leaves the laundromat, dropping change on top of one of the machines
- and he, too, leaves without looking back
- while walking, he passes by a young boy who enters the laundromat after him
- chan picks up the coin with the number 5 on it, wondering if the boy he just passed was the one who left them there
- behind him, the washing machine rings, signifying the end of a wash cycle

Dino
“Do not be blinded by the illusion in front of you, but follow the truth inside of it.”
- chan rolls the dice one more time, sighing when the sum adds up to 7 once more
- he makes his piece walk seven spaces like the past hundred times
- when he reaches the seventh space, he picks up his piece, revealing the words written underneath
- “turn to the first space”
- he goes back to the first space and rolls again and again, but it always goes back to 7
- he tries one last time…. but the results are exactly what he predicted
- chan gets up and leaves the board game behind
- what’s the point of playing if he can’t even advance?
- joshua enter the house, finding the board game left incomplete on the floor
- he sits down and rolls the dice just to see what number he would get
- the first roll gives him 7….. making him go back to square one

Joshua
“An everlasting being whichever way it goes.”
- joshua turns on the faucet and lets the water run as he looks out the window
- he looks down at the water pooling in the sink and stares at it, the number 131 never leaving his mind
- he suddenly sees two figures standing side by side, but one decides to walk away from the other
- seeing this, joshua puts his hands together and lets water pool in his hands before splashing it on his face
- everyone walked away from him, and now he’s left all alone
- after turning off the faucet and wiping his face, he walks around the house to try to get his mind off of it
- but he soon discovers that water can’t wash away his worries

Mingyu
“Another chapter of my life began since I met you.”
- mingyu has two of everything
- two lamps, two picture frames, two sofas, two apples, two clocks
- but there’s only one him
- he’s missing a part of himself, his other half, and he knows it
- mingyu spends his days all by himself, waiting for something or someone to come along and complete him, but nothing ever happens
- his runs his fingers over the black and white keys of his piano, and then he looks up at his clocks to check the time
- one says 2:00, while the other says 2:01
- no matter how hard you try to synchronize clocks, one will always be behind
- which is how he feels….. left behind
- everything and everyone must have a double to complete them…. what about him?
- he looks into his mirror and stares at his reflection, wondering if his reflection is the only double he would ever have
- wonwoo, who has fallen asleep near a window, wonders if he’s one piece closer to helping mingyu complete himself

Wonwoo
“Us in the different system, another form of Seventeen.”
- wonwoo picks up the remote lying on the bed and points it at the tv
- he turns it on, and immediately the voices of the news reporters echo throughout his room
- he watches for a few seconds, when static suddenly envelopes the screen
- he changes the channel, but static interrupts the show once more
- the numbers floating on the top left of the screen read 10001
- wonwoo goes from one channel to the other, looking for at least one channel without interruption
- only when he finds what he’s looking for will things be clear again
- the static stops at channel 10, which shows the view of a field aligned with bushes and windmills
- at the very bottom, a figure comes into view, walking around aimlessly
- but most importantly, there’s no static

Vernon
“One less than a full revolution.”
- hansol walks around a field filled with windmills and bushes, unsure of where this path will lead him
- he’s been walking for what seems like hours
- he’s lost his way somehow, and the compass he’s carrying might have something to do with it
- rather than a full 360, it stops at 359
- hansol stops walking and looks down, accepting the fact that he’s lost and all alone
- that’s when he sees a shadow appear, and when he looks up, he sees jihoon
- relief washes over him as he realizes he must not be too far from town
- hansol looks down at the compass in his hand before throwing it as his friend
- “do you know why my compass is missing one?”

Woozi
“All of the questions in the world can be answered in one definitive answer.”
- jihoon flips through the last book in his library in frustration
- the compass hansol gave him…… why couldn’t he find the reason why it stopped at 359 instead of 360?
- why was it one less than a full revolution?
- jihoon crumples up the paper he was writing on, each calculation giving him the same answer
- 4643
- he goes through his books again, coming up with all sorts of equations and theories
- he runs out of paper eventually, and so he takes a marker and continues by writing on the window of his library
- the same number appears at the end of his equation
- jihoon underlines the number twice; if it keeps popping up, there must be a meaning behind it
- he hears the door slowly open behind him, and he slowly turns around to see seungcheol at the door
- maybe he’d have an answer

S.Coups
“I was afraid and anxious since I was all alone.”
- seungcheol closes the door behind him, the prime number jihoon gave him on his mind
- he takes a pen out of his pocket to write it on his hand so that he wouldn’t forget
- seungcheol starts walking around aimlessly, looking around the city in hopes of finding what it could mean
- but he soon realizes that all he’s been doing is walking around in circles because he’s passed the same sign with the number 17 on it too many times to count
- so he keeps walking, he doesn’t give up
- he walks and walks until he finds himself in a desert….. and he’s all alone….. or so he thought
- he hears footsteps behind him, and when he turns around, he sees someone in the distance
- jeonghan smiles at the sight of him
- he found who he was looking for because slowly…. the world is turning colorful
- they both look up at the sky, and what was once black and white….. is now a blend of rosequartz and serenity
- jihoon said that all the questions in the world can be answered in one definitive answer
- seungcheol looks into his hand one last time and sees the number 4643
- like the signs he’s been passing all this time…..
- 4 + 6 + 4 + 3
- the answer is 17

“Nevertheless, we met on thirteen different paths and eventually a complete bond has formed leading us to our brightest moment.”

NOTES:

Seungkwan said that this comeback is like debuting again. Before debuting, they had to find each other. The trailers depict them searching for each other to come together as one.

I think the order is Jeonghan, Hoshi, Jun, The8, DK, Seungkwan, Dino, Joshua, Mingyu, Wonwoo, Vernon, Woozi, and S.Coups.

Why? The scenes at the end of each trailer is in black and white except for Seungcheol’s. I think that it means their worlds were in black and white, but finding each other and forming Seventeen is what brought color to their worlds again. Seungcheol, the leader, was the last piece to complete the puzzle—the last piece to bring everyone together and make the trailers go full circle.

They thought they were alone, but they never really were.


this isn’t my best work i’m so sorry!! the comeback is so close, so i felt stressed that i had to finish it early!! i feel like i didn’t clearly express my theory on this comeback and i feel like it’s so vague…. please forgive me ;A;

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His, Hers, Yours / Kojuro x MC x Masamune [2/3]

Kisses with Meaning Prompts

Thank you to @thedaydreamingotaku, @nijigendiaries and two sweet Anons for your prompts. I normally put the requests here but this time it got too long. Here are links to their requests: [Link 1][Link 2][Link 3][Link 4]

  • Kojuro + Masamune + Finger Tip (Praise/Admiration) + Palm of the Hand (Begging/Entreaty) + Bridge of the Nose (Treasuring)

[Part 1]


“What’s this, little one?” you ask one evening after she goes missing, “Is it for me?” You have to crouch down on hind legs to be at eye level with her, so as to not scare her with your panic, which had surged just a moment before, like an old friend, uninvited and foul. A killer mistake, because you almost go drowning in green so deep, it gives her father a run for his money.

She nods, a tiny little bob, and hands you a chain of knotted-together dandelion flowers, perfectly linked like a coronet. It stops you for a moment, and something inside goes welling up. “Don’t mind if I do then.” You place it gently on your head, and give her an obsequious bow. “Do I look pretty?”

The little scamp, so sweet, so stubby, bobs her head up and down more furiously, and you can’t help it: you sweep her into your arms and plant smooches all over her face, forgetting for a second the dim shouts of the castle around you, and she, so small, so cute, giggles into your neck.

“You scared me, young lady.” She buries her head deeper into the crook at your shoulder, arms tightening. “Shall we go find your father?” A shy bob.

It doesn’t take long, and when she spies him she goes leaping out of your arms so quickly you almost drop her. Her little feet scamper across until she collides into his legs, and the One-Eyed Dragon, who is not overly demonstrative, but can not help himself, much in the same way you can not help yourself, picks her up and pulls her close, eyes dropping, making sure she’s real and safe.

For a second it’s just the three of you, and you’re lost gazing at them, something hot and heavy clenching tight in your gut, before Masamune levels a viridescent look at you across his daughter’s shoulder and nods. It speaks words, and you smile back.

Then Kojuro and Shigezane come hurtling down the corridor and it’s another moment before nerves are calmed and searches are called off. And for the rest of the evening, you wear it for her, because every time she spots you, she runs over and buries her face in her father’s back, in his legs, in the crook of his neck, blushing all the while and dazzling you all into peals of laughter.

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Types partying/drunk  [personal experience]

What types are like when drunk/partying based on what my real life friends with that type have said/done

ISTJ - says “he doesn’t really wanna drink tonight” and refuses to come out when invited, but then later texts, completely wasted, about how awesome drinking is and then adds the details of a programming task with a screenshot and three source files that he managed to finish (while absolutely buzzed), which was actually due 5 weeks later from then
ISFJ - *giggles after her first sip of wine* hehehhe I believe I am very wasted haha forgive me if I say something stupid hehheheh… Oh dear, I really shouldn’t have more of this.. I am so drunk hahaha this is so awkward I feel ashamed!! *was actually given alcohol-free wine* *i love you ISFJ you’re the cutest*
INFJ - *looks like a wasted sloth in a corner while everybody else is yelling, dancing and laughing and then grabs your arm after observing you for a while and quietly murmurs with a very creepy voice* I…seeeeee…you..  *tries to point at your nose but hits your cheek with her finger*
INTJ - disappears because he felt the need to go on a walk to stare at the stars and when he’s looked for and you ask “WHERE WERE YOU” or “WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE” he begins the sentence with “Did you know…” and becomes the Wikipedia of astrology
ISTP - sits quietly with his bottle of whiskey most of the time and doesn’t say or do much, and mostly leaves early, but when you actually take the time to sit next to him he may as well put his (absolutely fucking well developed) perv side on and go like “Hey, how would you perform blowjob on someone? My girlfriend is a newbie at this and I’m wondering if you have any tips.” with the straightest.face.ever. When you are like “WTFFF” he doesn’t understand what’s wrong and offers you whiskey. Then repeats the question.
ISFP - Very happy and clumsy, for example my mom pushed a vase off the table and when she tried to catch it, her foot got stuck in the laptop wire aaaand off the table went both vase and the laptop and my mum was on the floor along with both items, laughing at her misfortune and completely ignoring everyone and everything else. Total 100% from quiet sweet mom to YOLO when she’s drunk.
INFP - professes undying love/care to you, would never actually even mention it in the first place and it comes unexpected for you. Then decides it’s a great idea to walk off and disappear into crowds, leaving people wonder and worry where the heck he is and then of course forgets his phone in his friend’s purse and then noone can contact him about his whereabouts and everything’s fucked.
INTP - If he actually manages to come out and party instead of being drunk home alone as he usually prefers, he begins philosophical debate with everything that breathes (and always wins). Is usually the one who downs the most drinks but still looks as sober as before. Also super cute because he gets so drunk he dozes off on your lap and you can tell when he has sobered up a little because when he opens his eyes, his whole being freezes completely when he realises he’s on your lap (OH MY GOD HUMAN CONTACT). Bonus points for if you stroke his hair and hear his heart stop. (i fucking love intps)
ESTP - *to a very handsome tourist guy*  "What do you mean you wanna take me to your hotel? Lol thanks I’m flattered but like, I just wanted a drink and you got me one, soooo… sorry but you have served your purpose ok BYEEE" *turns around, grabs your arm and walks off calmly and confidently like nothing happened*
ESFP - all over the place, happy and manages to do a lot of stupid things, for example runs off alone while smashed at a beach party and then noone knows how the fuck she gets the idea to climb on top of the lifeguard tower, then falls off and breaks her pelvis and then has you all worried in the emergency department the whole night and then comes out laughing in a wheelchair and makes pelvis jokes and then spends the whole summer in bed but still has pelvis-themed parties where everyone makes jokes about it at her place.
ENFP - Full of fun, wants to play truth or dare every god damn time and manages to get all the kissing dares somehow so he ends up kissing everybody in the room (and liking it), then probably does it again with 6 new random people the next day. Even though with not many boundaries, still manages to be very caring and in control all the time and will bring glass after glass to make sure you drink plenty of water
ENTP - usually is fine for ages and makes jokes about others who are drunk BUT then just one fateful sip manages to turn her into a ridiculous jellyfish so you have to pretty much carry her around, hold her up on the bus, protect her not only from perverts but also very fatal things like roads for example, then take a taxi with her, tuck her in her bed and promise her she didn’t ruin the night about 23 times and she still won’t believe you before you agree to stay over for the night and watch cartoons with her
ESTJ - is usually quite disciplined when it comes to drinking but if drunk, she gets way more communicative and actually tells you her lifestory (which you are NOT allowed to mention afterwards when the alcohol fades) and flirts with the bartender and dances on tables and then suddenly with a snap of fingers she’s sitting on the nearest couch, looking half asleep and asking if there are any spare beds or sober drivers because she suddenly got tired of that shit
ESFJ - becomes a total full-on energy bunny and finds 8 new friends within a night and gets their contacts and has selfies with all of them. Already gets in awe with them without knowing them and makes 4 years worth of plans with them all included without them knowing. Will still remember them next day. Also a very amazing listener and definitely the shoulder to lean on because she will forget her own drunkness if you need to be taken care of.
ENFJ - (this is based on myself because I don’t know any other ENFJs in real life) *becomes an overly caring mom* YESSSSS OF COURSE I WILL BUY YOU THIS DRINK SWEETHEART hey actually *taps on other friend’s shoulder* would you like one too? *realises everyone has less money than her because they don’t work* No wait I will buy a round of shots for EVERYBODY! YES! GATHER AROUND ME FRIENDS. *next day, checks bank balance* Fuck. Ok next time I will NOT do that! *does it again next time*
ENTJ - centre of attention, becomes everyone’s favourite quickly because of his dark/sarcastic/well-fitted humour brought to everybody by his need to shine, doesn’t really hold back with drinks, is always the last one to leave a place because, for example, he gets so caught up with chatting about quantum theory and why he thinks it’s got flaws with the hosts of the party place who just stare at him with their mouth open, but since that gives him plenty of time to clean he always leaves the place nice and cleaned up after him and everybody else.

anonymous asked:

Tbh I used to have hope Kagami would make mikayuu canon when I first entered the fandom but after about a year, I realized there was no way it'd happen and we'd only get an open ending. Now? I'm convinced he's going to make Yuu and Shinoa canon and in the worst way possible by fucking up Shinoa's character with the sex for power thing and making Yuu have feelings for her out of nowhere. I wish I didn't care so much, but it makes me feel really nauseous when I think about it...

(same person) I know not being canon isn’t the end of the world, but it still hurts. Sorry for dumping this on you, you don’t have to answer. Hope you have a good day and I really like your posts 

I didn’t expect my response to get this long but

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Our Father

Hey friends, I said I wasn’t posting for a while but was reminded that I had this idea for some time and really needed to write it. I saw a moodboard post a while ago and the idea never left me. With that I give you 1,228 words of Fraxus. This can be found on FFN and AO3.

If you’re curious, I was listening to few things while writing this including (1) monks chanting, (2) Lacrimosa, (3) the mansion music from the first Resident Evil, (4) the police station main hall music from Resident Evil 2, and (5) the witch’s theme from Left 4 Dead while I wrote this (kind of a mixed bag but it helped with my concentration haha)!

This one is called “Our Father”.


The remnants of the original structure of Cardia Basilica had been lost to the elements nearly three decades prior. What was left of the crumbling eighteenth-century baroque building, had been incorporated into the new two-story structure. It sat nestled between the main road and a backstreet in the densely populated second arrondissement, quietly adjudicating the populace that roamed the filthy and narrow streets.

The last evening mass had ended two hours prior, leaving the redolence of burnt incense. The lights remained dim, leaving the candles at the end of each pew to illuminate the main aisle.

Laxus stood before the alter and pushed his glasses up the bridge of his nose, careful to keep the lit match in his hand from lighting his loose robes. He held an old, thick prayer book open in his other hand, its pages worn from use and stained from the smoke of previous masses, and quietly read from it, chanting the prayers. Steadying his hand, he lit the offering candle and muttered the blessing.

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justatraveller said: Ironfalcon and some fluffy cafe au ❤ (if you’re inspired :))

Yeah, I can work with this….

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“So which one is the cute coffee guy you keep mooning to Steve about?” Natasha asked, appearing from thin air to sit across from Sam.

He startled, glanced at her with wide eyes, and hissed, “Nat!”

She blinked at him, slow, unimpressed. “Chillax, Sam.” Her nails clicked over the top of her laptop. “I wasn’t talking that loud, and no one’s really paying attention to us. So which guy? Someone that works here?”

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ilovemilkywaybars  asked:

Nursey has a secret talent that dex didn't know about lol

Hi! For the nurseydex prompt thing, could you write something where one of them or both of them has a hidden talent? 

i really enjoyed this because i live for chill dex and unchill nursey, it’s kind of pre-relationship. i hope you like it too! :) i’m also issuing a blood tw here, nothing too serious but i thought i would mention it.

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anonymous asked:

DadGabe with Genji is so sweet. I can imagine when Genji's first brought in, Jack's thinking, that as long as Genji is alive and helping to take down the Shimada empire, that'll be enough for him to "recover". And Gabe of course goes, "nope, fuck that. He needs support and care and to be made to feel like people give a shit about him. His very family left us barely enough scraps to put him back together, he needs someone to tell him he's worth more than how well he can obey orders."

yesssss yes yes absolutely 

genji, functioning but not thriving, you know? he works with jack’s team openly, for awhile. (when the shimada issue is a public one, you know what i mean? for awhile it’s something the public is raving about “THOSE DAMN SHIMADAS STEALING OUR JOBS BURNING OUR CROPS SOILING EVERYTHING” and that’s when genji is helping with the golden overwatch team) and jack praises him in reports all the time for his “efficiency and dedication” 

which anyone else would call “obsessive perfectionism in demolishing every bit of his past and he hasn’t slept or stopped moving for five days” 

gabe figures it out after the bi-annual overwatch + blackwatch dinner. it’s their half-hearted attempt to keep the two branches amicable with each other. most only attend because they like to get a free, fancy meal with jack morrison footing the bill 

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anonymous asked:

Now I want the sequal of 'Squeeze' . I want to know members reaction. Pleaseeeee. Hee.

It’s not much, but this is what went through my head as far as reactions went. o_o


Title:
Squeeze, Part 2
Genre: Humor
Word Count: 536
Warning: Swearing, dirty humor
Note: Part 1 can be found here


Jimin and Jungkook were the last ones to climb into the van to go home. It wasn’t like they were late or anything; they still had to wait for their driver.


No one spoke up when they arrived. In fact, it was too quiet for Jungkook’s comfort, especially since everyone was usually in a pretty good mood after a decent meal. He suspected it was a combination of awkward and suspicious silence. Maybe disgust.


“How was the food?” Jimin asked the group. He must have hated the silence, too.


“Pretty good,” Hoseok answered, and then smirked. “We saved some for you guys, since you didn’t bother showing up on the patio.”


Jimin blushed. “I wasn’t hungry.”


“You were probably eating out something el–”


He was cut off by a chorus of disgusted groans coming from everyone but Jimin and Jungkook, who both just glowered at Hoseok.


“What?!” Hoseok asked, gaping at them incredulously. “It’s something that happens!”


“Ugh. We didn’t–oh, for fuck’s sake.” Jimin half-buried his face into Jungkook’s shoulder and let out a frustrated sigh. 


The maknae, meanwhile, lowered his head to block out any view of his hyungs, realization fully setting in.


Jimin and I are an item. Jimin, his groupmate; a male and his hyung.


… It was pretty nice to think about.


“You’re scaring the kids, Hoseok-ah,” Seokjin said wryly.


“They’re scaring me!” Hoseok replied with a laugh. “Where did this relationship even come from? Ya, Jimin. Answer.”


“I’m not telling you anything, hyung,” Jimin muttered, not moving.


“It must be his ass,” Taehyung interjected from the back. “It’s so… bubbly.”


Tell me about it, Jungkook thought, pursing his lips as he let his mind wander a bit. Bubbly and plump and full in my hands. It jiggles so nicely when you spank it hard enough.


“So all Jungkook did was touch his ass and the rest was history?” Yoongi spoke up.


Pretty much.


“I touch his butt all the time and I don’t feel any different,” Taehyung complained. “Maybe we don’t have the magic Jungkookie does, like the sword in the stone or Thor’s hammer–”


“What the hell are you even talking about?” Namjoon piped up from the front passenger seat, twisting around to give Taehyung a look of disapproval.

“You know,” Jimin said curtly. “We’re still right here.”


“Well, yeah,” Hoseok commented, as if that fact had been obvious all along.


“Hey, Jungkook-ah,” Taehyung piped up. He seemed to find no reason to shut up. He reached over from behind to poke his nose. The maknae reflexively moved his head away.


“Hyung, what are you doing?” 


“You know what they say about guys with bigger noses, right?”


Jimin and Jungkook’s five bullies laughed.


“Tae…” Jimin warned.


Hoseok tsked. “Poor fragile Jiminnie…”


“I mean… I’m just saying,” Taehyung said calmly, as if he was not talking about Jungkook’s dick size.


Jimin looked ready to sock them, but Jungkook snaked an arm over the back of the seat and around him to soothe his irritation. 


Honestly, they both should have known that the members were going to realize what was going on, and that none of them were going to live it down for a while. 


anonymous asked:

I never played the games and I saw yesterday that Otoya's father is actually Shining (yeah I'm very late in the news), I'm shocked lmao do you know if the games have other important info the anime didn't show?

Oh my, where do I even start… Tbh, the anime is the tip of the iceberg of what Utapri has to offer, plot-wise. Really, the games have lots of content and potential even if Broccol doesn’t explore it but lol what can we do. I highly suggest you to look up some reviews of the game routes so that you can get the most of it, details etc, it’s really interesting. Overall, I’ll just throw the basics under the Read More ^^

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cupcakeblake  asked:

are you taking prompts? if so could you do something with "we're just friends / she is, i'm not" for jily? :D

sorry it took so long <3 <3

It’s kind of surreal being friends with Lily Evans.

For one, James never really thought it would actually happen. Their first meeting ended terribly, with Lily throwing a bottle of water at him and calling him an arrogant toerag which. Well, he guesses he kind of deserved it, simultaneously hitting on her and insulting her in one go.

And to be honest, he didn’t even expect to get as far as friendship with her. He was content to stay in the ‘mostly irritating but sometimes amusing’ category because at least he got to see her, and then whine about how pretty her hair is and have you seen her eyes they’re amazing to Sirius over drinks.

But then they did become friends.

Very, very, close friends.

James isn’t sure if he hates it or loves it. Probably some combination of the both.

Lily lives with her sister, but the two of them are always having some sort of falling out, so she’s always coming over to his and Sirius’ flat, so much so that she has her own keys and her hard lemonade has replaced the coconut water his best mate keeps in the fridge.

They’re very close friends in the sense that she keeps her toiletries in his bathroom because he has the shower with better water pressure, not to mention the actual tub. Not mention that half his closet is filled with her clothes and the first time he found her knickers in the laundry basket (black with a polka dot print and lace trimming which he really did not need to know) James turned bright red and almost keeled over right then and there. It provided fuel for wisecracks for the next week.

Close friends in the sense that her official spot is next to him during group outings, that she’s liable to fall asleep curled into him during movie nights, that she steals his hoodies and makes him race against her in Mario Kart, keeping up a steady stream of smack talk and roughly shoving her shoulder into his while she laughs.

It’s the best.

It’s also the worst.

And James is undeniably, 100% fucked.

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a comprehensive list of fukurodani tweets by me ft. my massive konoha bias:

  • bokuto and konoha go grocery shopping together. “what do you call a melon that’s not allowed to get married?” “don’t” “CAN’T ELOPE”
  • fukurodani discovers the john cena meme
  • imagine fukurodani third years…now imagine a fukurodani third year getting injured… hold that image tightly in your mind…
  • fukurodani does pumpkin carving for autumn and konoha complains about having to stick their hand into that gross pulpy mess / bokutos like “man you just gotta do it” and shoves his hand into the pumpkin. komi adds a “yeah konoha you have to like /  REALLY FIST IT LIKE REALLY GET YOUR HAND IN THERE AND-” konoha’s just god can you not ever say that again thanks
  • fukurodani goes to an amusement park. konoha takes a break to sit in the shade somewhere while everyone else rides yet another ride /  45 minutes later a missing child announcement goes up and konoha is sympathetic until they hear their name and the words /  "your family is by the ticket gate" when they reunite konoha’s just fuck YOU and YOU and STOP LAUGHING YOU KNEW WHERE I WAS AT /  komi envelopes them in a hug and weepy dramatics. sarukui joins. bo does too. he’s laughing RIGHT IN THEIR EAR. washio is so /  done he played no part in this. shirofuku joins in too. her stick of rock candy pokes konoha literally LITERALLY in the eye /  someone in the amusement park starts to clap. 1 of the roving park photogs offers to take a photo for the low low price of only /  bokuto starts rubbing his eyes. he’s actually started crying at some point & mutters something about how much i love u guys man /  konoha starts throwing out their elbows. someone grunts and complains. they don’t care, they DONT CARE /  the day ends as usual with bo encouraging everyone to buy matching foam animal hats. for the memories. akaashi will be so jelly

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KILIEL WEEK DAY 6: FAVORITE AU

Soundtrack here

Tauriel and Kili could never have known how that chilly night in January of 1941 would change their lives. From their first meeting, they knew the other was something special, but can the adoptive daughter of a wealthy Dutchman and the son of a miner really get their happily ever after? Or will war, family troubles, and distance tear their worlds apart? [A 1940s/WWII Kiliel AU. Pairings: Kiliel, TBD. Characters: Tauriel, Kili, Fili, Thorin Oakenshield, Dis, Bilbo Baggins, Legolas, Thranduil, others TBD.]

(This is not a fic, but rather a brief intro. I’m writing a fic at a later date)

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Hope You Didn't Want To Sleep

Ok so backstory: About a year ago some assholes bought the place next to us in our small cul-de-sac. They left a broken ass car out the front of our house for MONTHS and we couldn’t even put our bins out on collection day because of it.

They also bought this huge rottweiler that has separation anxiety that they leave alone all night because they’re terrible pet owners. This dog would whine and bash the door until the wee hours of the morning - even on weeknights. We tried talking to them about it multiple times. They eventually moved the car, but only after the local council got involved.

One night their dog was doing it’s usual bullshit as it had done the previous two nights. The street was suffering from sleep deprivation and we were seriously pissed.

So on the third morning I went and rang their doorbell at 8am. They wouldn’t answer but I could hear them inside. They disconnected the doorbell. I came back half an hour later and kept knocking on the door until they opened because fuck them. They had no respect for the peace of anyone around them so no, they weren’t getting a quiet Wednesday morning. The man eventually opened the door and pretty much told me “why are you saying I should limit what I do for everyone else on the street?”

I told him that people need to sleep and nobody gives a shit if he wants to play at his friend’s place until 4 am. Don’t have a dog if you don’t want to be responsible for it.

He absolutely went off. Yelling, screaming, tantrums like a toddler. I have a history with violent men and it really fucked me up. I stood my ground at the time with him, but I had panic attacks for the rest of the day and locked myself in the house for about 2 days. Needless to say, I wasn’t happy with him.

So, on Friday I went door to door down the street to everyone who was sleep deprived from his selfishness, and invited them to a Sunday morning breakfast party. At 7am.

It was noisy. There were kids (one of them had ADHD and the parents happened to “forget” his medication), there was a dog out there, scooters, basketballs thumping on cement, bikes, babies screaming. People were talking loudly. There was an airhorn directed towards their front door by 8am. They were not getting any sleep because fuck them.

Everyone felt better, and they suddenly started coming home earlier to shut their dog up the following week.

And that’s the story of how I got an entire street involved in petty revenge.

Note: A few people are concerned about the kid with ADHD not being medicated. I only talked to his parents for like 30 seconds tops (they’re actually relatives of my neighbors so I barely even know them). From what I gathered, they were using the term “forget” rather loosely, and I believe they only medicate him as needed. So like maybe for school etc. Which a lot of people are saying is quite common