didn't even get the timing right

  • what she says: i'm fine
  • what she means: if hannah montana was an internationally recognized pop superstar, why was miley's only form of disguise a blonde wig? how would the people at her school not recognize her face? if you saw a girl at your school with the face of taylor swift walking around but with black hair, you wouldn't see it and assume it was just a student with her taylor swift's exact facial features, would you??if lorde suddenly dyed her hair blonde she wouldn't become unrecognizable to everyone, right?? and wasn't billy ray famous before she was even born?? ignoring the fact that his only disguise was a moustache, did word not get out in the media that he had a kid??? wouldn't tmz still exist in this world? how did he convince everyone that his daughter was named hannah and not miley??? wouldn't they assume that "hannah montana" was a stage name anyway considering billy ray's last name was stewart?? wasn't billy ray her manager??? didn't he perform with his daughter multiple times??? how was he not recognized???? he was famous enough to have dolly parton be the godmother of his daughter, right????? why is jason earles so creepy????????

Lance: lol Allura, you’re always looking at Shiro’s chest. You wanna touch it, don’t you. You like his pecs.

Allura: That is such a ridiculous notion. There’s nothing that I like about this. See? *prod*



Allura: shit, he’s right.

Shallura Manip Collection

I just want you all to know that this document’s name is “Shiro’s Tiddies.” 

anonymous asked:

If Harry uses hair ties, does he always lose them like the rest of us? And, do you think someone came up with the idea to just "accio hair ties" and is bombarded with years worth of Harry's missing hair ties?

I just had this image of Harry getting really stressful on work and a very brave young female auror asks “is everything alright sir?” And he just goes “i lost something” with a grumpy face. suddenly he sees it.
“Where did you find this hair tie?”
“Er… Why, Mr. Potter?”
“It’s pink”
“Sir? I’ve found it on the floor during training today. Sorry, but i don’t understand”
“Please leave.”

Later at home
“Gin, honey. So remember that lucky charm of yours”
“The symbol of our love that you decided to use during my important matches so you can send me good luck, yes I remember quite well. it was the most romantic thing you have ever done to me.”
“I lost it”
“Have you tried accio?”
“It’s not that simple.”
“How’s not that simple? It’s a hair tie”
“It’s with another… woman. Accidentally. But I will get it back, I just need a plan.”
“It’s ok sweetie, i trust you.”

Ginny never calls him “sweetie”.

Next morning someone enters his office. It’s Ginny. Harry jumps with a what the fuck omg it’s my wife, I’m dead again face. she wants to know if he got the hair tie back because that thing was really fucking important to her. The female auror appears on her sight. Ginny sees her old hair tie on that blonde hair.

Harry knows his wife very well.

“You won’t do this. Gin you shouldn’t be here- shit”

“Excuse me. Hi. I’m Ginn”
“Omg you’re Ginny Potter!! I’m such a fan! Would you mind signing my shirt?? And can I ask for an advice…”

Later that night at bed
“You’re right, it’s not that simple”
“I told you.”

and they discuss plans to get the hair tie back during all night harry can’t even concentrate to have sex and I’ve just written the first episode of How I Hexed Your Father, the name will be The One With The Hair Tie

The signs should know...
  • Aries: it's okay to not be okay. Let yourself break down. Cry. Let someone hug you while you do it. Remember I'll still look at you like you're standing in the top of a mountain even with red stained cheeks.
  • Taurus: you don't have to be there for everyone all the time. You are and it's noticed, trust me, but the second you let someone be there for you it'll be a gift you gave yourself. You have a golden soul and it'd be a shame if you didn't get a little of it for yourself.
  • Gemini: you made the right choice(s). I trust your decisions. You are smart. And you're in too deep to go back so live your goddamn life.this is what you have TAKE IT.
  • Cancer: you're the strongest person alive. You have mountains on your back and roses in your hair and I don't know how you do it. You're amazing. Don't let the mountains get too heavy.
  • Leo: it's okay to be frustrated. Remember why you are and don't get off track when expressing those feelings. Nobody is mad at you it's okay. I love you.
  • Virgo: you've been strong for a while now (your whole life) so go ahead and rest your beautiful brain. Be weak but only for enough time to realize that being strong is something you are, it's in you, it won't change.
  • Libra: feeling uncertain is okay!!!! If you feel it in your heart, go for it. If you feel it in your gut, turn the other way.
  • Scorpio: you're not mean, and you're not difficult. You're who you were made to be and that's nothing less than the the stars in the sky.
  • Sagittarius: every word that comes out of your mouth is heard and it is so nice to hear let me tell you. You're not annoying, and you make so many people so happy.
  • Capricorn: you don't have to be the same person that everyone always thought you were so you kinda just stuck with it. Change the way you need to for yourself and everyone else will just have to adapt. But remember that whichever "you" you choose is still 100% you.
  • Aquarius: you're understood. I get you. Keep talking. Say whatever it is you'd like. It'll be absorbed and remembered and stored in hearts and minds and souls into old age. Your words will be remembered in rocking chairs on old creaky porches at 7am when I'm old.
  • Pisces: oh you are so loved. And at every moment of every day you are on someone's mind. The smell of your hair and the sparkle in your eye and the words from your mouth scar the passerby's in shapes of stars on their mind in colors we've never seen before.
Is That a Thong?

paring: Peter Parker x reader

plot: Peter finds a thong in readers stuff. 

A/n: I suck at plots, anyway I didn’t do much writing so iIhope I can make up for the loss. 

warning: Wade, that should be enough. 

word count: 722

It was Y/n’s day off from training. Y/n would usually spend her day off lazing out, but Wade was forcing her to out with him. He said something about having a girls day out. It was more of girl and merch with a mouth day. 

“Wade, are you done yet?” she whined. Y/n was sitting between two pile of clothing both for men and women. She didn't even bother asking why Wade had to try on every piece of clothing in the store. All he wanted to do was get something special for Vanessa, it was there 3 year anniversary after all. 

“So how is Peter?” Wade rolled the ‘r’. Y/n thought about her boyfriend and wondered what he was doing, ‘he’s most probably having fun with the gang’ she thought. It’s not that Y/n didn’t like spending time with Wade, in fact she loves it, but right now it was just down right annoying.

Wade picked out something for Vanessa a long time ago and paid for it too, he even got something for him and his stuffed toy unicorn. 

“hey writer, she has a name you know it’s Uni. Now get back to writing,“ 

“Wade, who are you talking too?” Y/n asked her best friend. “I am talking to the writer who is writing- ahh never mind” Wade came out of the dresser with a pink strapless sundress, y/n looked at him wide eyed, she didn’t even know why she was shocked this was just typical Wade. 

“does this make my ankles look fat?” 

 Y/n came home with a bag filled with clothes, she went to her room not bothering turning on the light, she jumped on her bed revealed that she can finally take a nap. 

Her head fell on her fluffy pillow, just when she was about to close her eyes, she felt someone’s hand wrap around her waist. Y/n screamed and rolled off her bed hitting herself on her way down. 

“FRIDAY lights now,” Y/n said and got up as fast she can without hurting herself in some way. 

“Peter?” she asked looking at her sleepy boyfriend “what are you doing here?” Peter rubbed the sleep from his eyes “ I got bored so I came here waiting for you to come home, but I guess I fell asleep,”.  You smiled and got back into bed. 

“didn’t you go shopping with Wade today? How was it? what did you buy?” Peter nudged your shoulder and you let a low growl which made peter laugh. “Was is that bad?” he kissed your temple. “ No it was great actually pretty amazing, but it was so long” Peter laughed. 

“what did you get, I wanna see,”  he said. Y/n chuckled “it’s in the bag over there the y/h/c girl pointed at the bag that was on the dressing table. Y/n went to the bathroom and Peter went to look at the things she bought. It wasn’t a lot.

Peter looked throw your things when he found a small bag in it there was some type of black material. He took out the lacy fabric out, but he didn’t expect what he was about to see. It was a lacy black thong. 

Peter blushed thinking about you wearing something like that. 

“so peter what do you think about- is that a thong?” Y/n scanned the thong in Peter’s hands. 

“that’s not mine,” both said at the same time. 

You looked at one another and blushed “if it isn’t yours then who’s is it?’’ Peter questioned. “ I think I took someone else one by mistake,”. 

Just then someone bursts out of the window “ that’s mine” Wade said he had his infamous red suit on, he took the thong from Peter’s hands. You looked at him quizzically “since when you wear a thong?’’ Peter asked. Wade wore the thong on top of his red suit. 

“Since always Spidey, but you wouldn’t know, now would you” Wade flirted with Peter and supposedly winked at him, but you couldn’t see because of his mask. 

“but in all seriousness does this thong make my butt look big?” Wade asked as he did a weird pose.  

When talking to my friends about Owl City
  • Me: Hey, you've heard of Owl City right? I'm a huge fan.
  • Friend: Oh yeah! I love them!They're such a great band. I've only heard Fireflies though
  • Me: ...
  • Me: *long sigh*
  • What she said: I'm fine.
  • What she meant: Why did Joss Whedon fight so hard to win the character rights to Pietro Maximoff just to kill him off? Why was he being such a stubborn brat? He didn't even give him a feasible death. Quicksilver can run faster than Mach 5 yet he gets shot up by a bunch of snails pace bullets? It's not right. It's just not right. Days of Future Past showed up that not only does Quicksilver have the speed and time perception to outrun a shower of bullets, but also has the time to rearrange bullets to completely miss their targets, AND make a bunch of guards do embarrassing things to each other. You can't write a speedster character who runs slower than a bullet. That's just so detrimental to the very nature of the character. Imagine writing the Hulk being unable to bench press 200 lbs. imagine writing Thor being unable to lift Mjolnir. Or Tony being unable to fix a piece of machinery. It just doesn't make sense. It's the biggest writing blunder of all time and Joss Whedon actually fought tooth and nail to get the rights to this character just so he could piss everybody off by killing him. Like, there wasn't even any emotional depth. When I say "I hate Joss Whedon" I don't meant it in the way that most fan girls say they hate writers; for killing their favourite characters and making them cry. I hate Joss Whedon because he took a perfectly good, complex character, ruined his entire characterisation, and killed him off in an impossible scenario with no depth. There was no need for Quicksilver to die. You just went ahead and killed him off for no reason because you think character death makes good writing. Thank God Joss Whedon isn't writing any more Marvel movies. I hope the Russo Brothers do bring him back.
  • what she says: i'm fine
  • what she means: why the fuck did the nords of skyrim think dragons were just a legend? i get they were gone a long time but literally at any time during history they could have looked around at the plethora of fucking dragon graveyards and seen there were goddamn bones in there. actually no they didn't even have to do that, dragonsreach literally has a fucking dragon skull right over the jarl's head. did they think he fabricated that thing? and what about the draugr? they said they were former servants of the dragons but didn't think dragons exist BUT THEY'VE SEEN THE DRAUGR SO WHY WOULD ONE EXIST AND NOT THE OTHER? and what about the fact there was literally a dragon language that people in the mountains had learned and mastered and were able to use? where else would that have come from? what were they thinking? i need answers

anonymous asked:

Delete your blog. You're gross.

tea time for anon. prompt: plz delete

levi’s hunched over his computer typing furiously, fills the room with loud tapping of keys, each one falling into a beat. one, two, three clicks–pause. four, five, six… delete delete delete. one, two, five. he grunts and sighs out long from his nose, draws his hand down his face, and shakes his head.

“what is it?” erwin says softly from the couch. he’s lounged back in his seat, a book in hand, reading glasses low on his nose.


“it must be something.”

nothing.” levi hisses over his shoulder, hunches over his computer more and presses the keys more quietly.

“hey, levi. please, tell me.”

“some asshole…” levi shakes his head. “nevermind. fuck.”

erwin shuts his book and sets it next to him. he stretches in his seat before standing up and coming up behind levi’s chair. he places gentle hands on his shoulders and rubs circles into his muscles with thumbs. he reads the message out loud: “’delete your account. you’re gross.’” erwin chuckles. “what the hell did you do this time?”

“why is it my fault!?”

“when is it not?”

“just because they were being a bunch of whiney cunts online doesn’t mean i have to stand around and take it!”

“it’s just the internet, darling.”

levi’s fingers curl into his palms and his fingers dance across the keyboard again. “even more of a reason to destroy them.”

erwin pats a hand on his shoulder and heads to the kitchen. “you go get ‘im, tiger.”

“fuck you.”

“i am getting a snack, would you like anything?”

“the blood of the innocent… and a popsicle.”

erwin hides a smile behind his hand and nods. “coming right up.”

anonymous asked:

What do you think about JK saying that he considers himself and Jiminie to be at the same age??? I feel kinda emotional

it’s really meaningful indeed , him thinking of jimin as someone who’s the same age as him . because as it has already been pointed out by satellite-jeon jungkook’s behaviour is very different when he’s with jimin from when he’s with the other members , around jimin he tries to be more mature , acts a little bit tough (the tsundere image thing) , i think kookminwolrd pointed this out too in one of their videos .

like that time jimin was reacting to jungkook’s celebrity bromance video , where he went out to eat meat with minwoo and jungkook was like :” i can’t grill it myself” , and jin said : “when he’s with us , we always cook it for him” and jimin said that jungkook tried cooking it for him when they went out one time , see? he never cooks it when he’s with the other hyungs but when it’s jimin he tries to do it for him  .idk how to say this but he tries to be  reliable for jimin you know ? he wants him to be able to rely on him, that’s the difference of his behaviour when it comes to jimin , for the other members he acts cute and childish but with jimin it’s different, he wants him to see him as a grown man ,just like he doesn’t see jimin as an older guy but as someone who’s the same age as him. 

he even uses banmal language (informal) with him sometimes , and jimin has grown a little used to it by now i think . like that time right before jimin’s performance with taemin , when jungkook shouted : “jimin-ah!”….nothing playful about that!!!!  he was casually calling him jimin-ah , knowing jimin’d be okay  with him using informal language with him .. okay i’m gonna stop right now cuz this is really getting out of hand sorry for the long reply that you didn’t ask for

MBTI Types as lines from my 8th grade school camp journal
  • INTJ: "My friends said I was most likely to become a science teacher after we graduate - WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? I'm so concerned."
  • INTP: "We took a group photo and guess what I still hate photos"
  • ENTJ: "The popular people at the back are being SO LOUD and talking about stuff I really don't want to hear."
  • ENTP: "Also, there are communal bathrooms- that's right, COMMUNAL BATHROOMS."
  • INFJ: "It's raining. What a surprise."
  • INFP: "What is it with school camp co-ordinators and weird names. This guy is called Brock? Like Brocolli? (I'm sorry if that's a legit name people call their kids)"
  • ENFJ: "At grade 5 camp, I'm pretty sure one of the co-ordinators was called 'Wedge'."
  • ENFP: "Anyway, on the bright side, I didn't step on dog shit today."
  • ISTJ: "Seriously, all due respect, but I feel like this camp's trying to be stereotypical."
  • ISFJ: "To make things even better, our cabin is right next to the toilets."
  • ESTJ: "My room highkey stinks."
  • ESFJ: "People in my cabin were talking about man-boobs so I just tuned out....at least they're getting along."
  • ISTP: "I was smart enough to put my sleeping bag on my bed upside-down."
  • ESTP: "We went on this night walk and half our year got totally lost."
  • ESFP: "Eva just pointed out that, maybe for the first time ever, Karen is wearing a seatbelt."

anonymous asked:

The thing that gets me the most about Snape is that he died thinking he had failed. He died believing that even if Voldemort was defeated, he still wouldn't be able to do right by Lily because he would have to send Harry to his death, just like he sent Lily to hers if for different reasons this time. He died having let the Carrows do terrible things and knowing that in trying to make up for his past sins, he committed all sorts of new ones. He died feeling like he didn't even deserve to live.

It’s ok, I didn’t need my heart anyway.

In all seriousness, this is the saddest part of the story for me - that after all those years of commitment, of loyalty, of effort…that after doing his utmost to save Lily, he failed.  That after doing his utmost to save Harry, he was told that he was destined to fail.

The only thing that he had to cling to was the promise of a better world - that Lily’s death had not been for nothing…and that Harry’s sacrifice was the best for the wizarding world at large.  He spent that year ensuring that Death Eaters wouldn’t truly rule Hogwarts, keeping his old colleagues safe, and ensuring that the students’ future wouldn’t be entirely crushed - that he could help bring down Voldemort, Harry would die, but that there would be hope…that the world could be rebuilt and be a better place.

…and yet, he never lived to see Harry succeed.  Severus passed, and for all he knew, perhaps he left behind a world where Voldemort prevailed.  

And in Severus’ mind, no matter what the outcome, he was leaving behind a world where nobody would ever know the truth of the side that he was aligned to; where nobody would ever truly know the man that he was.  The only person he told was Harry, and Severus knew that Harry was destined to die.

anonymous asked:

Can I just say, people were worried he was gonna do an Apple Exclusive or something, but he released the song everywhere at the same time. He didn't even released it first just on itunes to get the sells. He put it up on spotify right away, and he even put it in his website! It was available for everyone since the start, and I love that so much!! Music shouldn't be just for the ones who can afford it, and I'm so so happy he made it available to everyone ❤️

this was never about the money anyway he just wants to share his art like how when ed sheeran said he didn’t mind people illegally downloading his music (i’m not saying to do that with sott, but you get what i mean)

uzumakijobi  asked:

Hey have you seen the adam ruins everything video saying how myers briggs test is bs. It's on trending in youtube. I know the tests can get inaccurate sometimes but he didn't even mention cognitive functions and compared it to a childish parlor game. You can't say it's bs without even researching about cognitive functions. Just want to know your opinion on this :)

Thanks to you, I spent 56 minutes this morning watching a bunch of his videos on YouTube. So, thanks for creating a fun new obsession for me to use as a procrastination technique in my down time. He’s hilarious and often right. ;)

Adam is correct in establishing this is just a theory and should be treated as such (it isn’t science), but you are also correct in that he over-simplified it and dismissed it out of hand. A couple of minutes is not much time to get into specifics and he tends to just rely on the facts he’s reporting.

Theories are just that: theories. Some have weight, others do not, and while I do not think you should allow a theory to dictate your life’s decisions or expect it to explain every nuance of your behavior, I think there is truth in this theory that seems accurate with people I have known. I can see evidence of cognitive function interaction in historical people and those I know or observe in real life that align with Jung’s cognitive theories. The patterns mean something.

I primarily use it as a tool to know myself, to help others know themselves and their strengths / flaws better, and to bridge communication gaps between other people (once I explained to a Fe-dom friend she cannot expect her ISFP friend to be as forthcoming in his emotions as she is, it relieved pressure from their relationship and helped her form realistic expectations for the relationship).

There is a danger in writing MBTI off as nonsense, but also in allowing the type stereotypes or assumptions about your type to box you in, influence, reinforce, excuse, or cause you to doubt yourself. It’s a theory on how your brain works. The person you become and what you achieve is all on you. :)

- ENFP Mod

anonymous asked:

idk if this is something I can ask this blog but I had a really negative experience with a doctor in Columbus OH where I went to her for back pain and PCOS, yet we spent the majority of the time talking about diets (esp paleo???) so long that we didn't even talk about back pain at all :( I'm so mad. do you know how to get recs for fat-friendly doctors in certain cities?

Can anyone help?? I feel like there is a list somewhere but I am not able to search for it right now.

tigressa-the-kanjian  asked:

11. Is there an unpopular character you like that the fandom doesn’t? Why?

*Emerges cackling in a cloud of smoke*  Oh dear…  Well, I think it’s no surprise to anyone here at this point that I’m extremely fond of Getaway.  I didn’t really expect to like him at all truthfully.  I mean, I pretty much knew what was going to happen from the get-go, but holy hell!  Is this guy a riot!  I mean, look at him!

The guy doesn’t have a subtle circuit in his body!  It’s like he was actually trying to be as villainous as physically possible and he still got away with it!  Every single action, every word he says is just dripping with sickeningly charming, manipulative skeeze and I freaking love it!

Oh yeah.  And then there’s the spite factor.  Chances are, if you tell me not to like a certain character for whatever reason, I’m just going to like them more.  Trust me.  I know.  I get it.  We both read the same comic.  I’m aware.  But questionable methods aside, it’s nice to have someone share relatively my same views about the Lost Light captaincy. 

anonymous asked:

but it wasn't dark anymore when alec searched for magnus. simon looked into the sun (through the window) a second before alec came in and asked for magnus?

alec found out magnus was in danger way before sunrise; it was before jace and clary even confronted valentine. so definitely pretty early on; he must have looked for at least 3 or so hours if not more, like. it went from night time to bright morning.


(AAAaahh I am so sorry for the long post but this was probably the only way for me to format this ;-; ) 

But yeah, here’re my pictures with the yogs at i60!! :D this post is long enough as it is and I’ve already said several times about how much of an awesome time I had, so I’ll be brief :’D 

All of the yogs and friends were so incredibly sweet! I had great conversations with most of them (photo captions on the first 10!) and their kindness maximized the positivity of my experience :) I was also lucky enough to meet some discord friends irl for the first time, which was awesome in itself!! 

Great big thank-you to everybody~ c: 

edit: That Zylus Picture is in my picture with Turps lmao


In your training montage in this film, Hugh, you lift Taron up high - it’s exactly the same move from Dirty Dancing. Have you recreated that to ‘I’ve Had the Time of My Life’, and if not, why not?