anonymous asked:

Why couldn't your charisma prevent INDEV from fucking ripping ur arm off dude. Could u not dance ur way out of that one or something

I’m sorry there buddy chum pal amigo would you be able to tap dance your way out a situation where you’re unarmed and up against a robot that controls an entire facility? Could you just..sing a little diddy about friendship and being special and walk out unharmed? No? 

Then maybe don’t take up that kind of attitude with me there good ol human friend o’ mine.

  • Sulu:[to camera] Whenever the captain asks me for the Latin names of any of our plants, I just give him the name of some classical rappers.
  • [Later that day]
  • Kirk:[points to random plant] And those over there?
  • Sulu:Uh, those are some Diddies. There’s some Bonethugs and Harmoniums right there.
  • Kirk:Growing beautifully.
  • Sulu:Those Ludacrises are coming in great.