did-he-just-say-that

anonymous asked:

"the instructor he was hung over?" Once again, bringing him down. Why can't she just keep her mouth shut and stop making him look like a joke. Would she think it's funny when someone makes fun of her lisp or hair?

Yeah I was like you did not just say that. I mean who cares if he’s hung over you don’t have to say it. And the instructor told him if he’s gonna puke do it in the lake and I was like nice Renee making him look bad. Again just the way I saw it. 

i like to imagine that clark kent’s search history is mostly normal but then there’s stuff like “improved superman costume concept art” because he wanted ideas

  • me: they hurt me!! I'm gonna be distant! that'll show them!
  • them: hey
  • me: hey ๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ซ

How long are you going to stay with me? Forever.

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                  Captain.
                                   ……It’s him.

vine

WHAT A LITTLE BEAN OMG

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友情第一,比赛第二

rough trans: to prioritize friendship over winning the competition