did you know and you're just showing affection to your boy?

Why doesnt SOMEONE do something aobut ALL THESE FUCKING BOTS ON social MEDIA ???????????????
  • Co-Worker: *internally* The new guy is so cool. Well, I guess he's not the new guy anymore because he has been working here for months now, but he's still great. I look up to him so much. He's funny, and outgoing. He even gave me a cute nickname. He never recognizes my affection for him, but I think today is the day. Today is the day he'll realize how cool and cute I am.
  • Co-Worker: H-Hi!
  • New Guy: Hey, braids.
  • Co-Worker: Do you like music?
  • New Guy: Yeah, I mean everyone likes music. Kinda weird if you don't. You're friends with that rep, right?
  • Co-Worker: Huh?
  • New Guy: You know, the mopey one. Dark hair. Does she like me?
  • Co-Worker: Everyone likes you. I like you.
  • New Guy: Yeah, but that rep. That rep doesn't talk to me.
  • Co-Worker: I'm sure she likes you. You're so cool and kind and... uh, Britney Spears followed me on twitter!
  • New Guy: Whoa, what!? Britney Spears!? You're fucking joking!
  • Co-Worker: I'm serious. I guess, I'm really cool now. Hahahahahahahaha.
  • New Guy: Lemme see.
  • Co-Worker: Huh?
  • New Guy: Lemme see your phone. I wanna see Britney following you. Can you like DM her?
  • Co-Worker: You're not allowed to take your phone out at work.
  • New Guy: Come on, no one cares.
  • Co-Worker: Uh, here you go, I guess. *hands new guy her phone*
  • New Guy: *checks twitter* ...This is a bot.
  • Co-Worker: Huh?
  • New Guy: It's not the real Britney Spears, this is very obviously a bot.
  • Co-Worker: No, it's totally her. How can you even tell?
  • New Guy: First off, she only has two followers. One of which is you and the other is another Britney Spears bot. Secondly, her twitter name is Brittany Spear. Third, all of her posts are about discount fishing rods.
  • Co-Worker: Oh... I guess I didn't notice.
  • New Guy: You're fucking with me aren't you?
  • Co-Worker: *sweats* Sure, yeah.
  • New Guy: *laughs* I love you, braids. You're funny as shit.
  • Co-Worker: You love me!?
  • New Guy: Yeah, as a minor work acquaintance. Hey, if you talk to that rep later on, tell her to hit me up some time.
  • Co-Worker: Sure... yeah.
  • *later*
  • Co-Worker: *checking phone* It can't be a bot. It's definitely not a bot. Why would a Britney Spears bot follow me. I'm not even interested in fishing. It has to be the real Britney. *DMs the bot* Hey, hello Britney.
  • Brittany Spear: hi what're up :)
  • Co-Worker: Britney, I knew you were real!
  • Brittany Spear: lol hey ! :) :P
  • Co-Worker: Britney, you have to prove to this guy at my job that you're real. He's so cute and I love him so much and I want him to notice me.
  • Brittany Spear: wow hey did you kno that u can decrease you're morrtgrage rate by up to 20% check it out at www.extra.savings.ca/riwuWqoaQ/ref/100200
  • Co-Worker: Britney, this is serious.
  • Brittany Spear: Hi :)
  • Co-Worker: Britney PLS!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Brittany Spear: do U want boys to like U 🤔
  • Co-Worker: Yes, Britney! Show me the way!
  • Brittany Spear: is verry easy just follow this link and find your way https://find.your.way.jp/4wfwf42435753g$single/trinity/
  • Co-Worker: *clicks link*
  • Co-Worker: *pupils dilate*
  • *later*
  • New Guy: *working halfheartedly*
  • Co-Worker: *stumbles into new guy's cubicle* Greeting.
  • New Guy: Hey, braids.
  • Co-Worker: Does your like fishing?
  • New Guy: Nah. Never been much of an outdoorsman unless it involves extreme sports.
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  • New Guy: You alright, braids? You sound kinda complete weird, and your eyes are a little completely black.
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  • New Guy: Uh... yeah. *leads co-worker out of his cubicle* I'm kinda completely busy at the moment. So I'll talk to you later braids. You should probably get back to work too.
  • Co-Worker: Been rejected? I can help you. Popular girls are on hand to chat 24/7 with advice at www DOT ez DASH chat DOT co DOT nz FORWARDSLASH promo FORWARDSLASH res575929682
  • *later*
  • Brittany Spear: *tweets* Why is it so dark? Why am I so numb?

writersz  asked:

Hey! Can u do a bts reaction to you beeing drunk and they want to bring you home but you refuse to go with them and say that you're not going because you have a boyfriend. Thank u fighting!

I did this earlier but then it got deleted ;-; So here I am writing it for the second time. But This is honestly such a cute request

BTS Reaction when you’re Drunk And they want to take you home but you say you have a boyfriend

Jin:
He would try so hard to not attack you in his love. You were way too cute when you were drunk, and telling him you weren’t going to go with him made it even worse. “Jagi, please. I want to take you home.”
“But my Jinnie must be waiting for me somewhheere” you slurred
“He is waiting, right here. Now, Please come with me” He placed a loving kiss on your cheek and you got up to follow Him

Originally posted by sughyun

RapMon:
“Baby let’s go home~”
“Whoo? ?”
“It’s me, your boyfriend Namjoon”
“Namjoonie?”
“Yeah”
You smile at him, “Okay, letsh go” The both of you got up, but you stopped, pulling on his sleeve. He turned around to look at you, “Carry me Pweasee~” His eyes widened in shock, “Huhhh, Fine”
You nuzzled your head into his back, “I love you” You said before falling asleep, “I love you too” he smiled

Originally posted by baebsaes

Jimin:
“You’re. So. Damn. CUTE!” He would say, wrapping his arms around you tightly. You moaned while trying to push him off, “ It’s me! Jimin! Your loving boyfriend?”
You stopped and looked up at him, “Maybe this will remind you” He said as he kissed you, tasting the alcohol on your breath. “Jiminie..?”
“Yeah!” You smiled at him and hugged him tightly. The both of you fell onto the couch due to the force of hugging. Landing perfectly on top of him. You snuggled into his chest. “N-No J-Jagi…. Not Here.. Please.. I-I I can’t contain myself if you do that”

Originally posted by oh-suga-suga

Suga:
“Can we go? It’s boring here.”
“Who are youu?”
He sat down beside you and grabbed your hand, slowly caressing it. “You really don’t remember me?”
“Are you… My Yoongi-bear?” he chuckled at the nickname before answering, Yes, i’m your yoongi-bear, now, lets go home”

Originally posted by bangtannoonas

V:
Would be exactly like Jimin except he would show even more affection. Besides, how can you forget about a boyfriend like tae?
I’m sure you guys want a mini section for him too so here’s one anyway xD
You spilled a red wine on your nice white dress (Terrible, right) Taehyung was the first one to notice. “oh my god, Jagi, you’re so clumsy.”
“I-I’m sorry”
“You should be more careful”
You whined and pouted, something that Taehyung always found adorable and irresistible, “No No No. Not here. Y/n.. Please”
You pouted some more and sounds came out of your mouth that sounded like small, whiny moans.
“I love you and all, but please don’t do that here. Here, change into this.” He said, handing you one of his spare shirts.
“hmmm.. No!” You turned your head like a child and puffed out your cheeks, “Y-Y/n God dammit. Why are you so adorable?? You could’ve waited till we got home but no! Huhhh, I guess we’ll be leaving early. You better know what’s coming for You later.”

Originally posted by pokpokchikchik

J-Hope:
Hobi sat next to you and you looked right at him. He noticed your staring, “I-Is there something on my face?”
You didn’t answer, just kept on staring. After a minute or two of random tension you built up between each other, you spoke, “Heyy"
“hi” He gulped
“You know that guy Hobseok ?// ??”
“Yeah?”
“He’s’ ma boy friend”
“oh yeah?” he said, smiling into the little game you were playing
“He makes me soo Happyy"
“He does?”
“Yeahhh I lov him so much"
He smiled at you lovingly before planting a kiss on your forehead, “He loves you too. Now, why don’t we go home so you can tell me more about that wonderful boyfriend of yours”
“Mmkay”

Originally posted by nekosshi

Jungkook:
He was the only one sober out of the members because of his age. He would converse with people, then move to the next group.
“Kookiiieeeeeee~” He perked up when he heard his nickname. “Where are youuu???” You giggled. He walked over to you slowly, “Yes?”
“Ah~ there’s my kookie! Come hereee”
He sat down beside you and you put your head on his shoulder. He had no idea how to deal with the drunk you because you were never drunk around him. “You’ve been drinking y/n?”
“Maybe a little…. A lot”  You giggle. His stomach flipped, your giggles were so cute to him. You started to nibble on his neck and moved down to his shoulder. He winced and moaned quietly that you could barely hear it behind his closed lips. “W-What are you doing, love?”
“Eating my cookie" You grin
“My god you’re adorable.”

Originally posted by theking-or-thekid

Hope you liked!
~Admin Luna

roarofdragon  asked:

+And here is where come my new request(?) I would like to see Shiro angry, maybe at the camp someone's still saying things about Keith or does something that makes Keith feel bad and Shiro losts his pacience and face all in the camp? Other way, they're facing strong criatures and one of them manages to hurt Keith pretty bad and Shiro losts control and shows how powerfull he is?! * I'm excited about this * I'm Dei by the way(?) Last thing, you're such an awesome person<3)

[Voltron PJO AU] Shiro was walking towards the Big House to discuss some things with Coran when he spotted Keith leaving the place. Delighted to see his boyfriend, he jogged up to meet the son of Hades.

“Keith!” Shiro greeted, giving Keith a kiss on the cheek and enveloping him into a hug that could’ve probably crushed someone’s bone.

“Oh, hey,” Keith smiled weakly. “I… I have to go help Hunk with something.” He separated himself from Shiro, pushing him away.

As Keith was about to leave, Shiro quickly grabbed his hands and asked, “You’re still up for later by the beach?”

“Yeah,” Keith slowly said.

“Okay, I’ll see you later then?” Shiro gave Keith’s hand a gentle squeeze before the younger one left him.

Something was wrong with Keith and Shiro didn’t like seeing how it affected him. He’d have to find out what was troubling his best friend after his meeting with Coran. Inside there was Pidge and Allura and their meeting began. As soon as they were heading out, Shiro pulled Pidge to the side to ask her if she knew anything about what happened to Keith when he was inside the Big House.

“They are scared of him,” Allura answered instead, clearly hearing Shiro’s question.

“What do you mean? Is this still about his Dad coming here—”

“You know what he could do, Shiro. He’s too powerful, he obliterated a group of chimeras all in one go. A lot of demigods believed he was the one who ripped your arm off.” Allura explained.

“What?! That’s not true!” Shiro protested and he felt Pidge squeeze his arm to calm him down. “Keith’s wasn’t the one who—”

“Shiro, we know,” Pidge reassured him. “We know that, but the others wouldn’t believe it, especially since they know what Keith’s capable of. It’s easy for them to believe he was ruthless enough to take your arm. A rumour was spreading that he did that because you were breaking up with him.”

Shiro blinked in disbelief. “What? That’s so messed up! We’re still together and,” his shoulders sagged down as he looked down on the floor with a sad expression. “I would never break up with Keith, I love him too much to do that.”

Pidge blushed and cleared her throat. “Gods, you guys are so sappy. Keith said the same thing a while ago.” She nudged Shiro, “why don’t you go and find him now, lover boy. He’s probably being emo somewhere.” 

Shiro left them and he wandered around looking for Keith. He wasn’t in his usual spots, so Shiro only thought of one place. He flew up and spotted a boy with raven black hair, sitting on the rock by the beach. His smile grew and he flew towards the brooding boy who probably might be in need of a hug.

“A son of Hermes said that the reason you’re only with me was because I’m too clingy and I forced you to be my boyfriend because either you become my lover or you die,” Keith said as soon as Shiro floated beside him, not even looking at the newcomer. 

Shiro frowned and as soon as his foot touched the rock Keith was sitting on, his best friend continued, “A daughter of Aphrodite said I was too ugly to be with the handsome son of Zeus and that you were wasting your time with me because I refuse to do it with you.”

Shiro understood why Keith and him didn’t have that conversation. Keith just wasn’t into that ever since and Shiro respected that. He would never force Keith to do something he wasn’t comfortable with.

“Keith,” Shiro softly said, sitting down beside his boyfriend.

“I don’t care if they’re scared of what I can do, Shiro. I can’t help that. Dad gave those powers to me.” Keith said with his eyebrows knit. Then he pulled his legs closer to his chest and rest both his hands on top of his knees to hide his face as he softly whispered, “But I care enough to actually feel hurt knowing that the others don’t feel like I’m worthy to be with you.”

“Keith,” Shiro placed a hand on the boy’s back and caressed it. “You kn—”

“I know I’m not the most handsome boy out there,” Keith scoffed. “But being scrutinised about my looks, not taking into account how I fee—”

Their conversation got cut off when screams filled the air and Shiro looked up to see a dragon with many heads like the Hydra. It was the dragon, Ladon. And honestly? Shiro was just annoyed that they had to stop just because someone decided to drop in. Keith and Shiro looked at each other and Keith grabbed Shiro’s hand to shadow travel them near the ancient monster. The demigods tried to fight, not seeing any progress until the big three joined.

“Where’s Lance?” Keith shouted, eyes wandering trying to find the son of Poseidon until he found him near the tree beside Hunk. He looked at Shiro who nodded and flew them towards their friends.

“I want you to try and drown the dragon as long as you can, while Keith and I try to do what we can. Hunk, keep it distracted.” Shiro shouted orders. They got into work but so far nothing was working, it wasn’t until one of the dragon heads caught Keith by its mouth, crushing the son of Hades’ body in the process that Shiro could see blood spreading throughout his shirt.

Now Shiro was pissed. He clenched his fist as he flew in the air, dark stormy clouds surrounding him that might have alarmed the others but he didn’t care. Keith was hurt and Shiro wasn’t going to let that go. His whole body gathered sparks as he flew towards the dragon and sliced through one of its neck that held onto Keith. Immediately Hunk was there below to catch the son of Hades as the son of Zeus gathered all the lightning that he could, forming a really huge thunderbolt that could rival his own father’s. He threw it towards the dragon.

“Lance! Now!” Shiro shouted as Lance directed the water from the beach towards the creature, electrocuting it. 

Shiro wasn’t thinking clearly, he only had one thought in mind and that was to kill the creature that hurt Keith. So he threw more thunderbolts for each of the heads, and then clasping both of his hands together, he aimed at the dragon’s body and surged to it the highest voltage he could muster for what felt like an eternity—bright light temporary blinding a lot of demigods except for him—until he could see the the dragon slowly weakening, giving it one final blow causing it to disintegrate, blasting off a shock of energy towards the entire camp like what Keith had done to the chimeras. That should’ve made him weak considering he hadn’t known he could do that, but for some reason, he had too much energy left in him that he quickly flew towards where Keith was.

“Keith!” Shiro breathed out as he landed beside the body of his lover. He lowered his forehead to touch Keith’s, unaware that it electrocuted Keith—just a little—until Keith opened his eyes in shock.

“Oh gods! I’m sorry!” Shiro stared in horror, finally seeing he was still emitting some lightning sparks from his body.  “I… I don’t know how to turn it off?”

“Wow,” Keith coughed out weakly, giving him a smile. “Sparky.”

Shiro laughed, then he noticed the other campers stare at them in horror, still unable to comprehend what they had witnessed, some backing off. “Now that makes the two of us very dangerous. We’re The Power Couple.”

“I wouldn’t have it any other way,” Keith whispered as he closed his eyes with a smile as Shiro carried him towards the infirmary. 

anonymous asked:

If you're up for it, could you do some Voltron significant other headcanons? I loved the kissing one you did! I'm going through a hard core Lance appreciation phase after this new season and no one writes any kind of none-shipping fic for him except ya'll. If you don't wanna/aren't inspired though, that's also cool! Thanks for doing such amazing writing!

Thank you for requesting this! We were pretty eager for some Voltron stuff tbh

I only did Lance, Keith and Pidge, but we might do a part two with other characters if you guys want!

~mod ale


Lance Mclain:

  • he’s so fucking sweet I swear to god
  • he’s very affectionate, vErY
  • he likes holding hands, playing with your hair, hugging you… all the time
  • all of that good shit
  • at first, he was kind of scared to be affectionate, thinking that you wouldn’t be exactly okay with it (and he respects that if you aren’t)
  • once he knows you’re comfortable with it, he starts doing all of that 
  • I would say he is the jealous type
  • jealousy caused by his lack of self esteem and protecting behavior
  • he won’t restrict you from talking to people tho
  • but he would totally interfere if he thinks the interaction is going a little overboard
  • but he won’t accuse you of cheating why the fuck would you anyway
  • when you enter a room, he usually approaches you and flirts with you like you aren’t already a couple
  • he’s cheesy as fuck
  • romantic dinner opportunity? he takes it!
  • you end up watching a movie on the couch cuddling? that’s fine still romantic
  • he tries to impress you all the time with everything
  • and you’d better stay there and look at him with a amazement and excitement, and also applaud him cause otherwise I swear to the lord that I’ll hunt you down
  • he likes when you wear his clothes
  • actually, he would ask you to wear his clothes cause he thinks you’d look cute
  • he’s right
  • he would ask for your opinion when it comes to decisions a lot
  • doesn’t matter id the subject is pointless and the decision doesn’t need to be made
  • he would take care of you a lot, always making sure that you’re alright
  • you sneezed once? you’ll be bombarded with questions 
  • such as: do you need to see a doctor? do you want me to tuck you into bed? should I bring the medicine?
  • and a lot more
  • also, being the extra mofo he is, if you’d say you’re fine and ignore his questions he’d probably yell something among the lines of: GOD DAMN IT! DON’T DIE ON ME OKAY?!
  • he would talk about you with everyone
  • mostly bragging about how he’s your boyfriend
  • he’d always compliment you
  • sometimes, when he looks at you with awestruck expression, he would mumble compliment words
  • he would say them really softly, but loud enough for you to hear

Keith Kogane:

  • this boy!
  • this boy is hella confused!
  • like an hour after you became official he’d come to you and be like ‘now what?’ 
  • you’d probably laugh at that, and i wouldn’t blame you
  • but man, that would make him even more confused 
  • after a while, he starts seeking comfort in you
  • and you’d better offer it
  • he trusts you more than anything
  • now, when it comes to affectionate gestures he won’t really offer them that much
  • he’s scared of messing up
  • but he likes when you show him affection 
  • he likes when you hug him and run your hands through his hair
  • or when you peck his lips, even tho he gets so fucking flustered 
  • if you do something like this in front of others, he won’t push you away
  • he would just widen his eyes and look at you like you’re out of your mind
  • while blushing so much
  • he would try to be supportive, but would tell you if something you want to do is a bit off or even stupid
  • he doesn’t want to hurt, he has good intentions 
  • but even if he does hurt you by saying that, he would hardly notice if you don’t tell him
  • he’s so blind when it comes to feelings and stuff like that
  • he won’t ask for opinions like Lance
  • he would most likely do something out of impulse and after that he’d ask you if you think that doing that was a good idea or not
  • he won’t complain if you take his clothes, he just won’t understand the point
  • he’d be like ‘but why don’t you wear your own clothes??????//??’
  • he would let you train with him, but never go hard on you
  • he doesn’t want to hurt you
  • he can get jealous sometime
  • but he very much knows that you won’t cheat on him or leave him for someone else (I’m implying to you that you shouldn’t)
  • he won’t talk much about your relationship with anyone
  • he thinks that the two of you knowing is more than enough
  • but he wouldn’t mind you talking about, as long as you don’t reveal too much information
  • to him too much information means even the fact that you kiss or even hug 

Katie Holt (Pidge):

  • okay so, she’s precious af
  • she loves hugs, any kind, she just loves them
  • you would have a lot of tickle fights
  • and you won’t believe this, okay? hear me out!
  • sometimes… she would initiate them!!???1??/// 
  • she gets clingy when sleepy, and sometimes, if you’re able, you’ll have to carry her to bed
  • if you can’t, you’ll basically drag her behind you, while her hands are wrapped around your waist
  • when she’s frustrated with something like work, all you have to do is distract her with something sweet
  • like kiss the tip of her nose, or peck her lips (she’ll instantly smile)
  • she would be the one stilling your clothes, but not wear them in front of anyone
  • not even you
  • you’ll probably find out by glancing inside her room when she isn’t paying attention and see her snuggled in your sweater or something 
  • sometimes, she gets carried away talking about future 
  •  she likes to think.. wait no, screw that! She knows you’ll stay together in the future!
  • she likes telling people you’re dating, even tho she isn’t affectionate in public
  • when she’s upset with you, she’ll either try to ignore you (and fail) or mock you
  • she likes when you wear her glasses 
  • mostly you like taking her glasses, and she enjoys when you smile
  • so win-win
  • she likes when you play with her hair
  • she probably give you very ‘subtle’ hints to know when to do t for her to relax
  • like for example, when you sit down, she’ll put her head in your lap and grab your hand an put it in her hair
  • subtlety at its best 

~mod Ale

also requests are open guys! we recently got into BNHA so sent in some asks!

musicnotesandpixiedust  asked:

I don't know if you've done this before but if you haven't could you do the band members with a s/o that's very clingy and affectionate? (Like loves holding hands, cuddling,etc) If not that's okay! I just think your blog is really lovely and I hope you're having a just as lovely day! ♡♡

Thank you so, so much! I hope you’re having a lovely day/night as well!

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anonymous asked:

Headcanons for Revali and Kass with their s/o showering them in kisses, I mean who wouldn't they're beautiful birb boys. ( Also I hope you're having a great summer!! )

The Handsome Birbmens get Some Loving

Revali

  • He’s not a fan of PDA unless it’s on his terms. But he does loves when you are a tad defiant.
  • Makes his chest swell and wanna show you off.
  • But he will turn to mush hands down if you surprise him. Nothing he likes more is surprised affection, especially if your kisses are along the back of his neck or fiddling with his braids.
  • But damn will his egotistic side blow up. You know this. It’s to be expected!
  • Revali will hum, leaning back as you lay on top of him all the while nuzzling his neck and under his beak.
  • He’ll smirk, “Don’t rush. It’s not every day you’ll get to kiss me.”
  • You know he’s just saying it to be an ass, but to mess with him you’ll pull away while exclaiming “Hm? What do you mean? I’m all done~.”
  • Expect to be pulled back into his chest, his beak caressing the side of your face. “I didn’t say stop, did I? How cruel to leave me so soon.”

Kass

  • Any type of affection this birbdad just adores, okay?!
  • Doesn’t matter if it’s in front of others or alone.
  • Kisses while he’s playing his accordion? You better believe he’ll sing more joyously.
  • Give him kisses while he’s telling you about his day? Goodness, he fluffs up happily and stumbling on recounting his day.
  • But what he loves most is during the quiet time at night and the two of you are on the verge of sleep.
  • Soft kisses to his chest and beak makes him feel alive and cherished oh so much.
  • He’ll tell you too, whether in his smooth voice or humming to a make believe rhythm of your kisses.
  • He just appreciates any type of affection you have to give.

llosebetter  asked:

a prompto prompt for you, since i can't get it out of my head: so by the end of his DLC, he's doing pretty well for himself. i know we all love damsel in distress prompto, but i feel like he must not've gone quietly into that Y frame. how many times do you think he killed ardyn between point A and point B? (<3 also you're fantastic and i hope you have a lovely day.)

Author’s Note: This… turned out not at all how I originally envisioned it.I hope this is okay??

Also, this is my first time writing Ardyn pov. I apologize in advance. ._.a

===

Games

===

Whole civilizations have risen and set and provided less points of interest than the events of the past month. Whole centuries have brought him less pleasure than this glimmering dream the world has become, of late.

Ardyn feels like a child on the eve of the winter solstice, though it has been long since last he celebrated the darkest night, and longer still since his childhood.

They have squirmed so much more prettily than he ever dared to dream.

He has watched the precious little slip of a prince grow to manhood. He has marked well his wants, and his affections, and his shy attempts at romance. He has noted in his schemes the things that will hurt this boy the most, so that he might take them away.

And oh, he’s so very close.

He’s so very close to it all.

Ardyn can feel the anticipation prickling at his palms, roiling there below the surface. He cannot wait to shred the boy’s indifferent exterior, to leave the nerves raw and exposed. The death of the Oracle was an appetizer, nothing more.

The way the prince’s eyes have gone still and flat without her to light the world whets his appetite, but Ardyn craves still more.

He has so very many years of misery to repay.

And here, resting delicately in the palm of his hand, is his means to an end.

The escaped MT unit, the one they call Prompto, fights so endearingly to be free. He does not know that Ardyn has been pulling the strings of this puppet show since that first meeting beneath the cloudless sky in Galdin Quay. He does not suspect how much of the theatrics were for his benefit: conveniently placed lab notes, and weapons left out in the elements to be found in times of need.

The MT has followed every footstep laid out before him. He’s stumbled and fallen, and risen to stumble again. Each time he struggles to his feet, Ardyn scents blood in the air, a touch stronger. Each time he falters, the game becomes more amusing still.

And now, at long last: here they are, in Gralea. He’s laid out his trail of breadcrumbs, and the MT has followed, as obediently as though he’s been programmed. 

The MT thinks himself clever. 

He thinks that he’s overcome the odds to escape his home again.

He does not know that Ardyn has plans for him, yet. He does not know that in four days’ time, his prince will come, and the true game will begin.

The bank of monitors spreads before him, showing all there is to see. Ardyn taps at the microphone, hears the static squeal and smiles at the discordant edge to it. “Oh, I do hope you haven’t given up,” says Ardyn, idly. His feet are up on the console. He’s leaning back in the chair, so far he risks falling over altogether.

He cannot see the MT on the screens any longer, but that doesn’t trouble him. When last he caught sight of his quarry, ducking into a maintenance closet, the poor dear was bleeding from an axe wound and dragging one leg behind him.

Broken, doubtless. One of the many unfortunate risks to traveling by snowmobile. 

“Come now,” says Ardyn, into the microphone. “What would Noct say? He’ll find what’s left of you, and imagine how his face will crumble.”

It’s a lovely mental picture. There will be tears, and recrimination, and self-loathing. He hasn’t decided what to do with the MT just yet. When the prince arrives, his purpose will have been served.

Perhaps another corpse in the path of the Chosen King is just the fuel he needs to propel him into the loving arms of the Crystal.

Ardyn is so caught up in the thought of it, in playing through the expressions the prince will make, that he almost misses the sound.

It’s a faint noise, the scrape of metal on metal. He turns his head, idly, to see if an axeman has come to patrol his hall, but instead he catches a glimpse of a freckled head, still swathed in a winter hat, poking down out of a vent on the ceiling.

The MT’s arm squirms its way through the vent, and the gloved hand is holding a gun.

Ardyn smirks at the barrel leveled his way, and then up at the MT’s face. “Goodness,” he says. “Would you like some help down? I’m afraid your poor leg won’t take the weight just now.”

He hears the rapport of the gun, and feels pain, just for an instant, before the world goes black.

When he wakes, perhaps fifteen seconds later, the MT’s feet are poking out of the vent as he lowers himself to the floor, slow and painstaking. He’s trying to cushion the fall as much he’s able, doubtless. That leg really does look a frightful mess.

Ardyn lifts a hand to his forehead, and touches the place where the blood from the bullet entry is still warm. The skin’s closed behind it, smooth and even.

He smiles, more to himself than anything else, and stands. He brushes himself off and rises, casual steps bringing him to the bottom of the vent.

Then he takes hold of the MT’s broken leg and yanks.

The bone shifts beneath his grip; the MT cries out in pain and scrabbles at the metal of the vent.

He comes free anyway, and Ardyn tosses him against the console panel like the discarded doll of a petulant child.

“But,” says the MT, eyes wide with terror. “But I shot you!”

“Why yes,” says Ardyn, pleasantly. “I suppose you did. And how unsporting. After all, I haven’t killed you, yet.”

The MT still has the gun. He lifts it now, in shaking hands, and pulls the trigger. 

The world goes black again, and Ardyn feels himself fall against the hard tile of the floor. When he opens his eyes, the MT is gone, and a smear of blood leads out into the hallway.

Well. Perhaps he’ll have something to occupy his time until the prince arrives, after all.

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“Don’t be so hard on yourself,” says Ardyn, as he forces the MT’s wrist into the restraint and snaps it home. “You lasted far longer than I expected you to.”

The MT grits his teeth and glares.

The poor darling must be in breathtaking pain by now. His skin is a patchwork of cuts and bruises, and that leg must be aching something awful.

He knows he promised himself that he’d leave a corpse for the prince to stumble across, but these past few hours of cat and mouse have given him a much better idea.

“Now,” says Ardyn. “Do be a good boy and wait here, won’t you? I have a bit of equipment I’d like to pick up.”

There’s plenty he can manage with his bare hands, after all. But by his count, he has seven deaths to repay. 

It’s probably for the best that he can make all the curatives he needs.

About Magnus and his friendly relationships (Ragnor, Catarina, Tessa, Will, Raphael, Woolsey)

When I wrote the first meta “About Magnus and Camille’s relationship” I didn’t think someone would ever read it. Yet a lot of people did and they even put nice comments on their tags. THANK you. It means A LOT.

So, encouraged by the lovely response, I wrote this second chapter. This is about Magnus’s friends, how he built and nurtured his relationship with Ragnor Fell, Catarina Loss, Theresa “Tessa” Gray, William “Will” Herondale, Raphael Santiago and Woolsey Scott.


Magnus lost many people during his long life as a warlock. The majority of the characters in the book may think that Magnus is a happy and fun person, who tries to live his immortal life at full. However, that is only a mask, an appearance: the parties, the fancy clothes, the jokes are a way to hide what is really inside him, something that only few characters in the books and the show actually know.

Magnus’s vulnerability will be another, separated meta though. This one is about his social life. Magnus himself thinks he’s a loner: he doesn’t have a family, he doesn’t have many friends and his trust is carefully given. Very few people actually knows that about him: being the High Warlock of Brooklyn is a busy job and his private life is a mystery. Not many people care enough to know that.

Nonetheless, he IS a loner: throughout all his years his social life involved his lovers and some friends. His lovers, however, were kind of separated from his warlock and private life. Only later, Alec and all the main characters of the “Mortal Instruments” two trilogies become a fixed part of his existence. Before that, he only had two people who were ALWAYS there for him: Ragnor and Catarina. Later, he met Tessa (who still remains his friend) and Will. Furthermore, during the 1950s Raphael comes into his life; however their relationship is unusual, and very different from the one he established with Ragnor and Catarina. One could argue that Woolsey Scott can be considered as his friend, but that relationship seems more fleeting and created by the circumstance of “The Infernal Devices”.


Quotes and gifs from:

“City of Bones” (first book of “The Mortal Instruments”)
“City of Heavenly Fire” (sixth book of “The Mortal Instruments”)
“The Clockword Prince” (second book of "The Infernal Devices” trilogy)
“The Clockword Princess” (third book of "The Infernal Devices” trilogy)
“The Bane Chronicles”
Shadowhunters TV Show - Season 1, Episode 12 “Malec”
Shadowhunters TV Show - Season 2, Episode 4 “Day of Wrath”


1. Ragnor and Catarina

Both Ragnor and Catarina are warlocks, like Magnus. Their warlock marks are green skin, an extra finger and horns for Ragnor, and blue skin and white hair for Catarina. Their age is not revealed: Ragnor mentions his “five hundred years” during the first story in the “Bane Chronicles” (“What Really Happened in Peru”) in 1797.
We don’t know much about how Magnus, Ragnor and Catarina met in the first place. We only know, thanks to the “Bane Chronicles”, that Magnus meets Catarina in Spain and saves her from being burned as a witch. In general, Ragnor and Catarina have been Magnus’s friends for a very long time. When he talks about both of them, the readers assume they are very familiar with each other, since they share several anecdotes and recognize each other’s specific and particular behaviours. How, one could wonder, did they become acquainted?

First, they are all three warlocks. Their shared condition of immortality is one common trait that brings them together and creats this bond. They understand each other: their warlock problems (immortality, the importance of emotions, their different experience of family) are the same.
Ragnor and Catarina are the only two fixed people in Magnus’s life: no matter what happens, they are always there for him. It is rare, however, that he goes to them for frivolous requests of aid. Magnus calls them:

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anonymous asked:

Hi, I don't know if you're still doing requests, but I habe one for you. Picture this: all of UA having to deal with Todoroki & Midoriya being adorably awkward dorks together. Todoroki feeding Midoriya while he's concentrating on something, Midoriya giving Todoroki a peck on the cheek thinking that they're alone before curling up into a ball of embarrassment, Todoroki and Midoriya being late for school because Midoriya fell asleep against Todoroki on the train who wouldn't wake him up.

Hi! Yes, anyone is free to send me asks whenever they want! I just so happened to be extremely bored that day and specifically asked for some haha

Thank you so much for yours, I’ll get to it right away ^-^

Sorry this got super long so I’m gonna add a keep reading xD answer is under the cut! 

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This is my first attempt at writing and I really hope you guys can at least read it. I wanna dedicate it to my biatch who basically got me into the game and helped me @lckicdinscn ❤

Warnings: harassment and cussing I guess

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“Fuck!” You cussed at yourself for hitting your toe on the door and started jumping up and down while looking for your missing shoe. Where is it? It has to be somewh- Ha! There you are! You found it under your bed which was probably laying there because your dog had slept with it.

After getting your shoe back you felt another presence in your room. You felt like you were being watched. Like two eyes were glued to you and watched every single one of your moves. You turned around only to be greeted by your black haired dog standing in front of it, watching you and waiting excitingly for you to pet him.

“Darky I swear, if you sleep on my shoe ever again I will-” you pointed your shoe at him but you weren’t able to finish your sentence. Darky had managed to take you down and was already all over you giving you kisses while swinging his tail happily.

“Okay okay, I’m sorry I didn’t mean that, yes yes I love you too, yes you’re such a good boy yes” you petted your dog and got used to his sudden show of affection. After your dog was done with you he went downstairs looking for his next victim. You got up and shook the dust off of you and looked at the clock.

“Shit I’m gonna miss the bus!” You said and immediately put on your shoe, grabbed your bag and ran downstairs. You went to the kitchen and got yourself a nice red apple and sprinted outside to catch the school bus which you thankfully didn’t miss.

You hopped on in, plugged in your earphones and took your sit next to a kid you kinda had seen around but couldn’t remember his name. You both greeted each other..ish. I mean nodding your head is not rude right? Right.. You took your phone out to check on your best friend who was probably vomiting all over her house at that moment.

The ride to school was okay. Given that the destination was the same as every day, Hell, how great could it be?

As soon as the bus stopped you got off of it and started walking peacefully towards your school gate while minding your own business.

“Hey baby whatcha doing?” You heard a cocky voice shouting from a distance and you knew that it was addressing to you. So you simply turned around to answer.

“Oh you know the usual. Walking away from your bullshit” you blankly said and continued walking indifferent to the inside of your school where you headed for your locker. You opened it and placed some of your textbooks in it but when you closed it, a not-much-of-a-surpise was expecting you.

“I asked you something” the guy insisted and came closer.

“And what do you want, Jason? A medallion for creating a sentence?” You scoffed but immediately regretted it cause now the guy was standing way too close to you and you had to smell his breath. Perfect. Just what I need at 8 am in the morning.

“You’re feisty aren’t ya? I like it” He said right before grabbing your ass and squeezing it. So you smirked did the same. Only it was much more of a slap. And not a sexy one. Oh, and it was on the face.

“Oops, I’m so sorry. Wrong cheek I guess” you said innocently and felt Jason coming even closer to you. How is his even possible?

“Listen here you stupid bitch. You think you can just walk around, do those things and talk to me like that? Oh you’re gonna pay for this” Jason said and just when you were about to answer him, with your eyebrow raised, some guy decided to join you.

“Oh how is she gonna do that?” A voice was heard and both of you and Jason turned to face a boy who had just dramaticly gasped.

“Are you going to show her your…dick?! Oh my god that’s such a punishment I must admit it she’s going to vomit all over or even die laughing, you’re such a geni-” but he couldn’t finish his sentence cause Jason had already grabbed him by the shirt and out him in a corner.

“What do you want, Parker?” Jason hissed.

“Hey hey hey listen man. I’m just saying, stop trying to show off your dick, it doesn’t get bigger each time you take it out” Parker said and Jason was ready to introduce him to his fist but instead he met the ground.

“Ah damnit if only I hadn’t kicked you in the nuts. It would have been such a great meeting!” You frowned but felt someone grabbing your ear and then releasing it.

“Ow! Who the f-”

“Ahem!”

“M-miss Pierce h-hi..” You widened your eyes and lowered your head in the presence of your teacher standing right in front of you.

Fuck

“Principal’s office. Now.”

“But he started it!” You protested.

“I don’t care who started it. You made a kid get on the ground, Y/N. As I said. Now” your teacher said and all three of you headed to the headmaster’s office.

Fifteen minutes later and the principal came in.

“Now what do we have here? Jason Newman, great to see you, again. Y/N?” Your principal asked confused. “And Peter why on earth are you here? No, you know what, nevermind. I want to know what happened. Let’s start with Jason. What do you have to say?” Your principal adjusted to his chair and placed his crossed fingers on his office.

“Mister Brown, Y/N slapped me!” Jason almost shouted like a little spoiled kid.

“You were asking for it!” You raised your eyebrows and pointed your finger at him.

“Y/N, tone it down. Let him speak” your principal tried to calm you down.

“Not when he’s saying half the truth..” Peter mumbled and crossed his arms.

“What was that, Parker?” Mister Brown turned his head to face Peter.

“Y/N, was just defending herself. He basically grabbed her bottom and talked to her like she was nothing” Peter claimed and you noticed he was sitting clearly in a different position. His hands were not crossed anymore and he moved them around while explaining.

“I see. Y/N?” Your principal turned to you waiting for your answer.

“Are you really going to believe them, Sir?” Jason protested. That pile of shit.

“Why shouldn’t I?” The principal narrowed his eyes at Jason not sure if he should expect a mature answer or a cheap excuse.

“Cause she’s lying obviously!” Jason threw his hands in the air like what he said was just so self-explanatory.

“Oh, don’t you dare speak, Newman! You know damn well what you said and did! You hit on me every single day, making me and countless other girls feel like objects and the one time that I actually do something about it, you come in here playing the victim because your cheek got a little red. Grow up and learn some fucking manners, will ya?” You found yourself standing in front of Jason and confronting him with your eyes widened and your fist tightened.

The principal was shocked by your reaction and so was everybody else in the room, even you.

“I was going to let this incident slide and just give Jason detention, but after this sudden show of tantrum, I’m afraid I will have to call your father” Mister Brown said while grabbing the acoustic of the telephone.

“But-”

“Not a word, Miss Stark. Now if you don’t mind stepping outside for a few minutes. I’ll have to make a call.” And just like that you were outside the principals office waiting for your doom.

Wait a minute.. Miss Stark? And suddenly, Peter’s eyes widened.

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ali-starke  asked:

Hi, the anonymous first ask here! *Don't know why I did it anonymously* I like your headcanons for the Axis/Allies 1ps. I figured that since you are also doing 2ps, and everyone portrays them differently, that I'd ask you the same questions for them. *I for some reason cannot exclude Romano & Prussia from Axis & Canada from Allies whenever I think of them* I just figured that since you're an ask blog that the basics for how you portray them should be out there for viewers. Have a happy Halloween

I’m guessing you want me to say how I portray the 2ps? Ok I can do that! I too believe that Romano, Canada, and Prussia should be considered a part of their teams! Hope you enjoy love!


2p Axis-

2p Italy: I like to portray 2p Italy with a darker voice then his counterparts. I think he is a born leader and has a “I’m surrounded by idiots” mindset. That being said, I think he likes to get things done on his own. He’s very bossy, being a mafia leader and all. I think he had a terrible childhood and doesn’t like to talk about it much. He’s also very jealous of 1p Italy, and has always wanted his life. He is quiet unless angered, then he is loud and aggressive. I think that he loves his brother very much, but is very annoyed by him. I also think he loves to mentally torture his victims until they are begging for death.

2p Germany: I see 2p Germany as a “I would but I’m not going to” kind of guy. He is very lazy and very arrogant. He possesses the same amount of strength as his counterpart but doesn’t care about it. Unlike 1P Germany, he has no shyness when talking to girls. He flirts and will say perverted things to strangers. But I think if he truly likes a girl, he is very polite and will treat the girl with respect. He loves to break 2p Italy’s rules and make him mad. He just loves to get on 2p Italy’s nerves honestly.

2p Japan: Like most people think, I think that he has his counterparts politeness but because of honor and not of respect of that person. He is a judge mental but keep his opinions to himself kind of man. He’s very aggressive and likes to show off his power. Unlike his counterpart, he hates to 2p America. He also gets what he wants, when he wants it. I don’t really see him as a pervert, but I think he is comfortable with physical contact. He is not fond of 2P Italy and wants to be the leader of the Axis. He regrets nothing he does and has a “sorry, not sorry” attitude.

2p Prussia: First of all, I like to think of 2P Prussia with short hair and that he is a serious type of guy. He doesn’t like to talk and has a very low self esteem. On the outside he is very cold and strict, but on the inside he is a depressed, lonely guy. He is very religious and likes to follow the rules. there is not much known about his killing style, but I think he likes to use swords and other medieval weapons to kill others.

2p Romano: I’m just going to say it, this boy isn’t a real blonde. I swear all the money it takes to bleach his hair! He is very happy, cheerful, energetic cheerful and is very sassy. Also this boy can shop better than any girl (including me) I’ve ever met. He loves children and always treats his brother like one. He loves his brother more than anything on the planet. He takes great pride in his appearance.


2p Allies-

2p America: my punk child with a New York accent. This misunderstood bad boy is a complete dork. He loves animals more than he does most people. He had a bad childhood and acts out because of it. He believes no one loves him, so he picks fights and curses a lot for attention. He uses nicknames a lot because he doesn’t care about the person, or it’s his way of showing affection. He plays baseball and lowkey loves Broadway. He is most likely a leader of a Street gang in New York. Also he’s a big fan of dad jokes or any types of puns.

2p England: I portray 2p England as a happy and energetic young man. He’s so friendly, it’s creepy. But this boy can cook, let me tell you. When angered he’s unstable and very sadistic, like he’s the scariest out of all the 2ps! Like his counterparts, he does see magical creatures. He loves showing his love for others and is extremely clingy. He also has a fast metabolism and is very self-conscious.

2p France: Lust over love kind of guy. Very rude to others, lazy, and selfish. Relationships are very awkward for him and if you are in one, he’s most likely unfaithful. Heavy smoker and alcoholic and likes to argue with 2p England. Unlike his counterpart he hates Tourists.

2p China: He’s controlling and manipulative, he also has an emotionless face. He prefers to be alone and is extremely smart. He is very flirtatious and easy-going. He likes pandas and hello Kitty like his counterpart.

2p Russia: A very judgmental and quiet man. He trust no one and is very blunt. I think he grew up privilege too. Master of the poker face, like Sweden would be jealous. He doesn’t really like conflict. He is literally the father of the allies to be honest. Weapon of choice is a shovel.


2p Canada: I think of 2P Canada as a outdoor lover. He is very intimidating to those who don’t know him and often gets into fight with his brother over sports. They have a typical brother relationship but a lot more violent. He loves his brother a lot but they still fight. He likes cute things and still enjoys pancakes. He hates poachers and will kill them any chance he gets.

You're Older - Grayson Imagine

Requested by: Anon

Growing up being in the same grade as Cameron Dolan, you were familiar with her younger twin brothers, Ethan and Grayson. As you progressed in your education through school, you and Cameron became best friend. Each weekend, you would be over at her house just hanging out. Grayson would always play pranks on you and Cameron and try to listen to your conversations. Cameron always groaned in annoyance with the pranks, but you thought it was actually pretty cute. In your opinion, the boys were cute… like kid cute. After the boys got into high school with you and Cameron, they both started to fill out. In more ways than just one. The two of them started getting into fitness and sports, making their frames tall, lean, and muscular. It was undeniable that the two were an attractive pair. Towards the end of your junior year, the boys started posting short clips on social media and they gained a huge following! You felt like a proud mom. They had come so far from their home made videos and edits. You had to admit that they videos were quite funny and you could really see why they had so many fans in such a short time. Soon, you and Cameron graduated and headed off to college. Being best friends, Cameron and yourself decided on the same college and rigged the housing system so you could room together. When Cameron visited home, you went with her and helped with the twins video. During a confessional video, Grayson had to confirm whether or not he had a crush. After many attempts to distract Ethan, Cameron, and yourself from the question, he finally answered. He said that he had known a certain girl for a while and they actually grew up together. As soon as the video was posted, their fans started trying to guess at who Grayson could have a crush on. Reading through some of the tweets with Cam, you came across one that suggested that Grayson had a crush on you! That was ridiculous! He could never have a crush on you! Not with you being so close to his sister and him seeing you in your worst state numerous times. You brushed it off and after a while, Cam and you went to sleep.
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You woke up to hear yelling coming from down the hall of the Dolan house. You stretched and got out of bed to follow the noise. You got closer to the yelling and noticed that it was Cameron who was yelling. “How could you do this Grayson?!” She bellowed. “What was she talking about?” you wondered to yourself. Grayson’s voice came small like one belonging to a child. “I’m sorry, Cam, but I’ve been in love with Y/N since eighth grade and you can’t do anything to change that.” Your jaw dropped to the floor. Were you hearing things okay? Because there was no way you heard what you thought you did just then. Grayson couldn’t be IN LOVE with you. A crush? Sure, you could see it with his constant teasing and blushing around you, but in love? No way.
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A couple of weeks had passed when you received a text from Grayson. “I know that you heard Cameron and I speaking the day after we posted the video.” It read. Witty as you are, you typed a reply quickly. “I don’t think I would call that speaking.” You sat your phone down only for it to vibrate immediately with another text message from him. “Look, Y/N, I need to know if there is any chance that you and I could be something. I’m tired of waiting for this feeling inside of me to fade away and knowing within my heart that it won’t. There. I’ve said what I need to say and you know already how I feel about you. The ball is in your court.” When you read it, your heart sank. Had he really been telling the truth? You decided to ignore him like you done so many times before, but this time, you actually felt badly about it.
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Grayson’s secret hadn’t affected your friendship with Cameron and for that, you were so grateful. Cam knows too much now for her to be set free from your bond. The fans had finally died down a couple of months ago when they were incessantly asking you and Grayson to get together. You didn’t have anymore classes for today, so you decided to take a nap, but before you did - you opened Instagram. The first picture that showed was a picture of Grayson kissing some girl on the cheek. Rage consumed you. “How could he do this to you?” You pondered. You instantly got out of bed and took off to go home for the day. You sped down the interstate and arrived at the Dolan household within an hour. You didn’t know if Grayson was even there, but you would soon find out. You opened the door without knocking. You were considered family, so no one questioned your presence in the house now. You sprinted up to Grayson’s room and flung the door open. He was laying on his bed and snapped his head up when the door hit the wall behind it. “Y/N? What are you doing here?” Grayson asked you innocently. You took three big steps over to his bed and sat yourself in front of his crossed legs. His face held a confused expression and, in that moment, you swore that he never looked more adorable. Quickly, you snaked your hand around the snape of Grayson’s neck and smashed your lips into his plump, pink ones. After taking a second to adjust and assess the moment, he began to move his lips against yours. You pulled away just a tad after a few minutes of just feeling his lips mold with yours and kept your lips grazed on his. “Grayson, I love you. Be with me.” You whispered against him. Grayson responded to you with a small chuckle and returning his lips to yours.

Wow just kissing

Hes surprised how his parents still slept as Stuart crept back to his room, stumbling drunkenly through a dark hallway in a great attempt to sneak. And while the last crack of the door was shut he was even more surprised how they didn’t wake up from they yell that followed after.

Hell you scared him too.

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anonymous asked:

Wow, I loved your recent jealousy headcanons with Nobunaga and Lancelot! ✨ They were super duper cute!! 🤣 If you're feeling up to it, could I request the same for Hideyoshi please? ❤️ Or if you'd like something a bit different, maybe MC trying to make him jealous on purpose? If you want to! Thanks for all your lovely writing 🌻

  • Oh, Hideyoshi hates it when you purposely tease him into a fit of jealousy. He knows that it was intended the moment he sees the coy smile on your lips, as though you were provoking him to stop you. While at times he does, there are times where he can’t and today was one of them.
  • He hates and loves how you know that he’s wrapped around your finger. As much as he dislikes your testing his love for you, he knows you do it to tease him. But he loves it, he loves the winks and coy smiles that you reserve for him when no one else is looking - he doesn’t mind you leading him around like this. After all, this just means that at night when the two of you are alone in his private room, he’s allowed to shower you in all the love and affection that he was tempted to show you throughout the entire day.
  • But don’t expect to get away with teasing him without some sort of payback. Hideyoshi’s merciless in teasing you, and it’s so much easier for you to get jealous - especially when there’s already Nobunaga to contend with and now seeing the way he’s being lavished with presents and gifts by the ladies as he walked down the street? Boy does it rile you up.
  • His supple lips curve into a devilishly handsome smirk that leaves you breathless and flustered. You don’t understand how he has a strong effect on you, but you certainly do know that this war of jealousy and teasing has got to stop when it keeps you bothered and flustered throughout the entire day.
  • Hideyoshi is always honest with you about how jealous your actions made him, and in return you’d do the same. As much as he likes hearing that you were jealous and you did your best to hide it, he wants you to tell him everything he did that made you green with envy. With each admission, Hideyoshi spoils you with hugs and kisses that slowly dissolves the envy and jealousy into warmth and affection for the man that has you in his embrace. 

Aaah! Thank you so much for the sweet message! I’m so glad you enjoyed the Nobunaga and Lancelot one! I hope this Hideyoshi one was cute enough for you! (: - Admin Ying

thirdhostage  asked:

Duuuuuuude you're writing is so impressive I can't believe ?? :00 I love it? Do you mind, both for a friend and I, h/c with the Paladins when their S/O constantly denies being called cute?? If that isn't too vague- please, and thank you very much!

Thank you so much. That really does mean a lot. I hope this is what you wanted! Enjoy, loves!

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Technicolor (Shalaska) - Catrina

A/N: Hello! I’m Catrina, the glitter skeleton. This is my first time posting here, which makes me maybe a little nervous. I love to write, and even when English isn’t my first language, I tried my best! If you see any mistakes, please tell me and it won’t happen again.

I love Shalaska and the idea of making a kind of business fic so I went to work and decided to make my own! Alaska is 27 and Sharon is 21. If you liked pls let me know :)

Trigger warnings: Light mention of homophobia.

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anonymous asked:

@voltron writers, please stop with the whole Lance flirting with Allura thing. It's not cute, it's not funny. As a woman who has tried to mind her own business going to work, walking her dog, or reading a book it is unnerving to have a man come up in your personal space and start hitting on thinking that you're totally going to go for him. I'm a 21 year old girl and have had 30 year old men give me creepy smiles and ask me if I had a boyfriend. I felt gross and unsafe and I know I'm (pt 1)

not the only one who’s had experiences like that, man or woman. Having a man try to force his way into a woman’s affections by making unwanted advances is not a trope you should be showing to younger audiences. It’s 2017. This trope should have been dead years ago. And this isn’t anti Lance. Lance is my baby and I love him. This is anti harmful/shitty tropes. This is anti irresponsible writing. Y'know what you could do instead writers? (pt 2)

Focus on Lance’s insecurities and build up his character. Reveal more about his background and family. Build up his *friendship* with Allura because when all is said and done, he does care about her. He was concerned for her safety when she was captured by the galra. He was devastated when it was believed that she was dead. He respects her as a leader and looks to her for guidance. There’s your story. There’s your character potential. (pt 3)

Stop writing men like this. Lance and male characters in general need to be more than just hitting on women who aren’t interested. This trope can be pointless, and depending on the experience some of your viewers had, even harmful or triggering. (pt 4)


These kinds of tropes are shitty and annoying and down right creepy at times, I once watched a kids show where a little boy[About 10 maybe?] had a crush on his WAY older teacher and it got so far that he literally followed her to a restaurant late at night because his dad was meeting there with her and he though his dad was going to “steal his woman”

Only to find out she was married and he didn’t see it because “love is blind”

And this was a fucking kids show aimed at like 7 year olds and above

That is not a trope you want to reinforce in young boys at that age.

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HAI! i wanna request! can i get bts reaction to you flinching whenever they get close to you? (you're in a relationship) thank you!

ah i relate to this so much…

Jin - I feel like he wouldn’t say anything about it the first time it happened. He’d try touching you again and when you did it again he’d know it wasn’t just something else that was bothering you the first time. He’d touch you as much as he could from then on, an arm around your shoulders, his hand on your lower back, your arm, your knee… Just so you could get used to his touch. If you wanted to talk to him about it he’d listen but his first goal would be to get you used to his touch, to let you know that there’s nothing to be scared of with him.

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Yoongi - He would stare at you for a while like you grew two heads at first then he’d ask you directly what was wrong. He’d wait patiently for you to tell him. He’d be silent for a while after you finally did. He’d reassure you if you needed it and that would be that. Going forward he’d make sure you saw him coming next time he wanted to touch you. It wasn’t like he was super touchy feely anyway but he didn’t want you to freak out when the mood did strike him to show skinship. He knew you’d get used to him eventually and he’d be willing to wait it out.

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Namjoon - He wouldn’t move his hand from your body after touching you, he wouldn’t move away after moving so close against you. He’d notice you flinch and tilt his head. And then the questions would start. Why were you uncomfortable? Did someone hurt you in the past? You know he would never hurt you right? You know he’d take it slow if you wanted right? You could be open and talk to him about anything whenever you wanted. Until you were ready he’d keep things PG, just hand holding and small kisses until you were ready for more.

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Hoseok - He would make sure he didn’t hurt you. Once he was sure that you weren’t in pain he’d start teasing you. I hope you’re ready for tickling, poking, him randomly creeping up behind you and grabbing your butt you. Oh and you’d get a new embarrassing nickname. The only way to get him to stop is if something was legit wrong like a past trauma. If that was the case he’d apologize every day, never mention the stupid nickname again and make sure to ask before touching you again.

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Jimin - This squish bean wouldn’t touch you again. You’d have to make the first move. He would have no part in scaring you. If/when you got frustrated with him and told him what your issues were he’d sit you down to come up with a way to work on it. It was more important for him that you were okay then anything else. Once you were more used to him he’d tease you by asking you to touch him first whenever he wanted a hug or kiss. With a wink, a wide grin and a teasing voice he’d call you over. “Y/N~? Kiss?”

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Taehyung - Well good luck with this guy. You’d be flinching all the time. He’d want to hug and touch you all the time. He probably wouldn’t notice you flinching at first, one of the other boys would point it out to him and he’d test it out. “OMG JAGI! WHAT’S WRONG?!” Commence a blank face Tae as he takes in everything you say and his brain works on how to fix it. If you wanted him to show less affection for the time being, it would be really hard for him and he’d have to catch himself before just hanging/hugging/touching you but he’d do it. “Just let me know when I can hug you again okay Jagi? I miss you!”

Originally posted by taehanstic-baby

Jungkook - Holy shit. He screwed up didn’t he? HE’S SO SORRY! He’ll stare at you. You’ll stare back confused and a little embarrassed. Awkward silence. You’d have to start the conversation about what was going on with you otherwise he’ll just pretend it never happened and focus on his phone (texting his hyungs for advice probably). After you started getting used to him touching you and being near you he’d start teasing. Your leg brushes against his? He’d gasp, look traumatized before winking. 

Originally posted by theking-or-thekid

Thanks so much for this sweet anon! it was so much fun! i hope you like it!

anonymous asked:

Oh gosh, you're one of my favorite Destiel writers! And I see you take prompts? How about human priest Cas and Dean? Please? :) And smut? :D You write it so well.

oh my goodness, thank you so much, this means the world to me!! and thank you for this prompt, this was my first time writing priest!castiel and i loved it :3 so i hope you like it!! :)

    He was just teetering over the edge of eighteen, and he had hair that was like darkened, warm honey. At church Castiel would see his eyes, deep, green eyes that sparkled when the sun through the stain glass windows graced his face. He always wore a soft smirk, always looked at Castiel like he was an appetizer to a particularly exciting dinner. Hell, he looked at Cas like he was the dinner.

    And it was from then on, from the moment Cas laid eyes on that gorgeous young man, that he was fucked. Like, really fucked.

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hey guys! happy fourth of july weekend to all my americanssssss. to everyone else happy saturday :)))))) WE HAVE A SMUT REQUEST FROM A DIFFERENT FANDOM WHAAAAAA?! things are getting cray cray. also we almost have 1.1k???? you guys are so cool like hardcore bae af’s, PS IF YOU GUYS WANNA TALK ABOUT TEEN WOLF LITERALLY INBOX US. WE’LL BE REPLYING THROUGHOUT THE NIGHT ON ALL THE CRAZINESS PSS BB LIAM GIVES ME HEART PALPITATIONS. also sorry i some of the information isn’t exactly correct, it’s been a while since like season three. also this is super long so i’m sorry in advance. 

Request: Hellooo💙 i really love you'r blog!💞😁 i was woundering if you could whrite a smut where y/n is kols girlfriend, and Damon and mAybe someone else hear them, and then bust them in the act? 💖

It was the night of the Mikaelson Ball and DAMN WERE YOU NERVOUS. It had been a solid few hundred years since you had seen all the Mikaelson’s together in one room, and boy did it scare you to the core. You were just adding a touch of lipstick when the doorbell rang signaling that your boyfriend, Kol, was here to pick you up. You walked down the stairs to be met with a face you hadn’t seen in years. Rebekah. “Hello Y/N darling, it’s been ages. Kol was a bit busy so he sent me to come and get you instead.” You frowned in response, disappointed that you didn’t get to see Kol just yet. Noticing your frown Rebekah laughed and pinched your cheek. “Silly girl, that just means he preparing himself to see the drop-dead gorgeous girl that you are after so many years.” You rolled your eyes and said, “Okay, well I suppose we should get going or we’ll be late.” With that, the two of you strode to the waiting car in the driveway. 

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