did you mean jason and i

  • Annabeth: "Knowledge" is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; "wisdom" is not putting it in a fruit salad.
  • Piper: That was deep.
  • Leo: "Philosophy" is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie.
  • Jason: That was deeper.
  • Percy: "Common sense" is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie, you nasties.
Rooftops : Jughead Jones Pt. 1

request: a jughead x reader lil thang where maybe the reader broke up with archie? or one of the football players. and they used to always chill on the readers roof (a cute childhoodism) and he maybe finds them up there and comforts them (possibly romantic?) 

 requested by: anonymous

A/N: I DID NOT MEAN TO VILLIANIZE ARCHIE, but I did. I am so sorry about that. Whoops. Overall, though, I am in love with this. I hope you guys enjoy this as much as I did writing it. I would love if you guys would give me some feedback on this. Potential fic???? Let me know, darlings. xx aubree

warnings: cheating. 

word count: 993

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Originally posted by screamkin

On the weekend of July 4th, Archie Andrews, Jughead Jones, and Y/N Y/L/N were planning on taking a road trip. Archie had bailed on both his best friend and his girlfriend, earning the wrath of both. Archie and Jughead hadn’t spoken since, until Betty brought them together. Archie and Y/N had been having relationship problems ever since.

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A friendship with Jughead would include...

Originally posted by stephen-amell

REQUESTS ARE CLOSED

  • Being able to not talk for a while but still be best friends when you do talk
  • You being the one of the first people he comes out as asexual to.
  • sharing stupid inside jokes with each other.
    • J: “it’s just like burgerman.
    • A; “like what?”
    • Y/N: “You wouldn’t get that reference”
  • Bickering with each other on who has a better taste in music. 
    • J: “What do you mean Arctic Monkeys are betty than The Impalas?!”
    • Y/N: “that’s exactly what I said!
  • Jughead always sticking up for you no matter if you were wrong or right. but always telling you matter if you were right or not.
  • real late night conversations over twitter dms. 
  • Helping Jughead interview people who may be connected to Jason Blossom’s murder
  • Kind of hating Archie Andrews because of what he did to Jughead
    • Y/N: “What is Archibald doing?”
    • J: “He’s breathing Y/N. What do you mean?”
  • Sitting behind the bleachers with Jughead as he waits for Archie to come out but totally whining about it. 
  • You fighting on which shake flavor is better. 
  • Having a mutual hatred for anyone who doesn’t like Pop’s diner. 
  • Pop’s being your soul hangout place
  • Sitting next to each other in all your classes and making fun of the teaching methods. 
  • Having super intellectual conversations about worldly events at lunch
  • Even with all the fighting over stupid things, loving each other so much it hurts.

I feel like Damian used to say really sexist stuff but Jason has somehow taught him not to by consistently trapping him…
“Stop acting like a girl.”
“What’s wrong with being a girl?”
“You know what I mea-”
“So why did you say it?”
“I just meant-”
“Do you really think so little of your sisters?”
“TODD. I DIDN’T MEAN-”
“WHAT WOULD TALIA HAVE TO SAY?”

Okay but after Jason and Nico date for awhile, Nico gets a lot more comfortable. Jason gets really into mythomagic for Nico’s sake and ends up falling in love with it.

“Did you hear about the new holographic Hades card?”
What?! What do you MEAN?! Why didn’t you tell me about this Jason. Cmon, we have to go right now. I’ll shadowtravel us somewhere to get it.”

Jason has never seen Nico this excited. Near Jason are Annabeth, Percy, and Piper, all of them giggling. Percy with a relieved smile on his face, says “I’m glad to see he’s happy again.” 

  • Damian Wayne: This is the music I've selected for the Christmas play.
  • Damian Wayne: [starts playing "Fur Elise"]
  • Jason Todd: What kind of Christmas music is *that*?
  • Damian Wayne: Beethoven Christmas music.
  • Jason Todd: What has Beethoven got to do with Christmas? Everyone talks about how "great" Beethoven was. Beethoven wasn't so great.
  • Damian Wayne: [stops playing]
  • Damian Wayne: What do you mean Beethoven wasn't so great?
  • Jason Todd: He never got his picture on bubblegum cards, did he? Have you ever seen his picture on a bubblegum card? Hmmm? How can you say someone is great who's never had his picture on bubblegum cards?
  • Damian Wayne: Good grief.
  • Imagine Nico Getting all tangled up with Today's music and Bands (one of the few pluses of dating a son of Apollo)
  • And then one day...
  • Percy: So niks what is your favorite band?
  • Nico: uhh I Think Fall Out Boy, why?
  • Percy: Did You mean....
  • Percy: Fall out..
  • Percy: BOI
  • leo: *from across the camp* OH SHIT WADDUP
  • Nico: ....
  • Nico: i'm...
  • Nico: I will kill all of you

36.  “I’d be fine having sex with the same person for the rest of my life, if it wasn’t the same sex every single time.” 

Thank you both for the prompt! Hope I did it some justice <3

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Even Dick Grayson’s presence wasn’t enough to make Jason want to stay in Titan’s Tower for a moment longer. He preferred to be in Gotham, protecting his city, alongside Batman. He didn’t care what Dick said about the importance of hanging around people his age, he just wasn’t into the whole ‘younger superheroes/sidekicks banding together’ shtick.

Besides, Jason wasn’t dumb. He knew when he wasn’t wanted.

It wasn’t that all of Nightwing’s friends were bad, but Jason knew that a majority of them weren’t very big fans of the new Robin. They were afraid that he was going to ruin Dick’s legacy as Robin, or some other bullshit. Whatever. Jason wasn’t there to make friends (even if that was exactly the reason Dick was forcing him to be there).

He was on his way towards the lounge, with the intention of bugging Dick until he relented and brought Jason back to Gotham.

“I don’t know. Don’t you think it’d get boring though, after a while?” That sounded like Roy, or maybe it was Wally?

“What?” Jason paused at what was definitely the sound of Dick’s voice.

“The sex! Having sex with the same person for the rest of your life? It’s gotta get old after a while.”

Jason held his breath, staying hidden. He didn’t know what they were talking about, but for whatever reason he needed to hear Dick’s response.

Dick hummed. “I’d be fine having sex with the same person for the rest of my life, if it wasn’t the same sex every single time.”

Well that was certainly… interesting. Jason decided to tuck that tidbit of information about Dick away, for later contemplation.

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person: are you okay?

what i say: im fine

what i mean: if someone asks Frank a question and tells him to swear on the river styx to be frank and he lies, did he not break the rule because he is frank?

Reasons Bruce (ineffectively) used the Batglare at Thanksgiving dinner:

“Stop whining, Todd.”
“But did you die Damian?”
“Yes actually I did.” 

“What do you mean I wasn’t invited! I practically live here!”
“Practically being the operative word there, Brown.” 

“So how’s everyone’s school going?”
“That’s hilarious Dickiebird.” 

“Is that a batarang?! Are you seriously using a batarang to cut your turkey?!”
“Yes, Tim.”
“Cass!” 

“I’m just going to take my plate and eat in my room…”
“No Duke! Stay!”
“Dick’s right. And we haven’t had a food fight the past two years so you’ve got nothing to worry about.”
“If you say so Tim…” 

Jason and Stephanie started a food fight.


- Little Red

Welcome to Rosie’s Diner can I interest you in an eye-opener?

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Rating: Teen and Up

Word Count: 1999

When the unfairly attractive couple walks in, at their usual hour, Kat starts humming the wedding march.

Jason elbows her sharply in the ribs, trying to hide his snicker even as he waves nicely at them.

“Fuck they’re so pretty,” he sighs mournfully, “why did they have to be a couple, that’s just unfair.”

“I know,” she commiserates.

(Or: The one where Stiles and Derek are regulars at Rosie’s diner and exactly zero of the employees believe they’re not actually a couple, I mean come on look at them.)

I’m still re watching S3, taking my time, I know.
But seriously there’s just so much happening I can’t keep up!

So firstly, as stated in a previous post, Jason was definitely on the Halloween train the whole time. The wound Mona was cleaning up for him on his hip area was definitely from Aria stabbing him with that screw driver.

I love Toby, I do! But I kinda didn’t realise how much he actually DID for A/The A Team. I mean, ok sure you join to “protect” Spencer but I feel like maybe he had other reasons for joining too.

Ezraaaaa! Nothing major but he’s been unemployed most this season and he had a sneaky comment thrown in about an autobiography he’s writing may be published, apparently it’s someone worth writing about. Aria didn’t question him as to who it was. Alison? Has the book been on the cards for that long?
He knows A LOT MORE than what he’s letting on. That 50K cash was so suspicious, idc if Wes’s story checked out, I’m sure it was from Jason.
If Ezra knew Ali was alive (did he??) then he would have known those remains weren’t hers. Maybe he stole them or even viewed them for his book? (Remember he paid CeCe for something? Maybe it was that?)

Has anyone actually thought that Toby may have been beach hottie? Has it been answered that it was definitely Wilden? I just found it weird in one episode RIGHT after (or before - can’t remember) the flashback of Ali visiting Toby in juvie, they went immediately to a scene about the Beach Hottie. Probably irrelevant, but it was an observation! We don’t know a great deal about his past, and if he never knew about Ali’s pregnancy scare, he’d have no reason to tell Spencer or the girls.

Wren is 100% in on whatever Mona and Toby have been doing. Toby’s Radley card is “E Lamb” ffs. That right there just proves Wren is involved, considering his history with Eddie Lamb himself.

The birth of Red Coat.
This. Is. Confusing.
Seriously?? The Red Coat was originally Alison’s/Vivian Darkbloom’s. Sara Harvey wasn’t “in charge”, merely a decoy Red Coat.
CeCe was Big A ~allegedly - still think she’s covering for someone~, and we are later told that ALI made CeCe dress as RC to distract the girls or something??

Emily literally says, “the woman in the Red Coat is the one in charge” ….. Season 3, when CeCe was first introduced.. Did no one seriously suspect her then? Plus why would they put CeCe in the spotlight like 10 episodes after she first appeared? Or is it only now that we know what we know it seems pretty obvious that it has been Ali’s game all along…?

Side note - how in the feck does Mona and Toby not know who they’re working for?? Mona is a goddamn tech genius and she can’t work out whose calling the shots?
Pffffft! Mona knows, Mona has always known up until season 4 I believe.

I don’t think she was Original A, and I don’t think CeCe was Big A. I think they’ve been working for or with someone this entire time, only this time someone was killed so Uber A has to come forth and take full control again.

Let’s see:
- Alison’s possible pregnancy MIGHT be with Emily’s eggs. Em’s choice? No.
- Spencer’s possible (unlikely) death/disability from shooting. + the bombshell of being Mary’s daughter. Life possibly ruined? Yep.
- Aria’s relationship with Liam ruined because Ezra was thrown at her. Worst thing ever? Well no, but.. Ezra proposing and then fleeing the country to save his ex? Heartbreaking.
- Hanna? Kidnapped, tortured, mentally unavailable, lost her job and fiancé in the process.
Who got the girls back to Rosewood? What’s keeping them there?

A L I S O N D I L A U R E N T I S.
She double crossed Charlotte and Archer. He did fall for Ali, she knew exactly what was going on the entire time.
Alison killed Charlotte to be with Archer. Archer tortured her for doing it and was going to talk if she said anything. She planned her night and made sure the girls where in the right spot at the right time to hit him.
Sara was kidnapped originally and felt for the girls. She wanted to tell Emily everything. Alison had her killed, too.
BOOM. Two murder investigation, one missing person. Four suspicious girls. One locked up in Welby.


The perfect ALIby.

Kaiidth. Or Whatever.

For JayTim week- Valentines edition: Stargazing 

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length: 7.6K

summary: Then Jason’s face closes off completely. He turns blank, emotionless. And while this would be normal for any other Vulcan in the universe, it isn’t normal for Jason, and this is what pushes Tim from concerned to terrified. Like Jason was, just a second ago.

“Excuse me,” Jason says, and his flat tone creeps Tim the fuck out. He turns and walks away, leaving Tim sitting there, alone, shocked, with their unfinished breakfast.

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A/N: This is a collab with the amazing @tanekore. Go check out the artwork she did with Vulcan Jason- I cry every time I see it <3

(If you aren’t super familiar with Star Trek, there are a few terms you’ll need the definitions of:
Kaiidth- “what is, is”
T'hy'la- can mean “friend,” “brother,” or “lover.”
Also, you need to know that Vulcans are touch-telepaths, so they don’t usually let people touch them.)

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anonymous asked:

Hey, so it sounds like you really like Piper? I'm really not trying to be rude at all, but I've never been a fan. Could you please explain why you like her? Thanks!

Piper McLean is the queen of my heart, my life and my everything.

I honestly could see myself reflected in her when I read TLH, is it a very genuine character? I mean, any child could be Piper, she’s a character with whom you can easily identify.

In addition we both went through the same shit to be discriminated for coming from native families. In my case I would have loved to have friends like Jason or Leo to defend me, because going back to my young days, the only thing I did was cry.

Piper is everything I would have liked to be when I was younger.

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The Fastest Dumb in the West

I have said before that I have a soft spot for new hires. Especially those that have never served before.

Take our new hire Jason, for example. He’s 22, and has never had a job. Didn’t go to college, just…existed for 4 years doing fuck all. I don’t really care about that.

What I care about is Jason is the first new hire that I’ve ever had to ask “WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?”

He’s a day one trainee. Meaning he did all the useless book training stuff and is now ready to follow somebody.

Me.

He does OK at first, it’s pretty clear he’s actually at least looked at the menu, which is more than I can say for some of the dumbasses that work here.

I’m flagged down buy a couple of regulars at a table that isn’t mine.

They saw him pick his ass right in the middle of the dining room floor as he walked behind me. They just wanted me to be sure he washed his hands and knew better - they’ve seen enough server training here to apparently know what was going on.

I tell Jason he can’t do shit like that on the dining room floor. I make him wash his hands again despite his insistence that he’d done it. I make sure the manager knows we had a guest complaint about him (not to get him in trouble, I told them I handled it, but because that’s what you do) and I had re-instructed him.

Fast forward twenty or so minutes. 

We’re not busy, I send Jason to deliver some food to one of my tables while I dress some food in the window for other servers. After a few minutes I go out and my table does that little index-finger salute thing to get my attention.

I go over.

I’m told that my trainee (that was introduced to them) was seen with his finger up his damned nose after he dropped their food off. They’re no longer hungry as he’s the one that dropped their food off.

I ask them to please wait because I’m sending a manager over. They were hoping to get a manager. Manager comps the meal (obviously) and gives them enough gift cards to feed a small poverty-stricken nation for a week.

While the manager was fuming her way to the table, I took Jason and told him to sit down in the break room and then asked him what the actual fuck he was thinking. I’m done with him at that point. Not even going to try.

Jason is no longer with us. We can’t use him as a server because he’s disgusting. We can’t use him as expo because he’s disgusting. We can’t have him as a cook because he’s disgusting. And I’m certain the first thing somebody wants to see when they walk in the restaurant is a stupid ass picking his stupid nose as they walk in the restaurant, so host is a no-go too.

Why do people have to be so stupid and gross?

There is a rage post coming soon. Some people will enjoy, others definitely will not. -J