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Imagine Your OTP #26

Imagine your OTP the first time they held hands(at least, romantically).

A and B walking together, side-by-side. B already tried to initiate hand-holding, but tripped. Luckily, A just laughed.

They unconsciously start gravitating towards each other, giggling about some old joke. A stares at B’s face, trying to memorize every plane and line. B just enjoys the other’s company and hopes for a future, even if it only lasts a week.

They don’t know it, but their hands slowly become entangled. Pinkies entwine, knuckles press against each other, an unconscious thumb war begins. B’s hand is eternally frozen, whilst A’s practically a furnace.

Finally, they realize they’re holding hands. They smile at each other and walk on.

Adapting rhetoric: We have the best planet. Big-league diversity. Huge amounts of love between people of every imaginable creed, race, and ability. I know people, and there’s a lot, let me tell you. See? See these cameras? These cameras are focused on that what divides us. Come on, guys. Show them! Show them the majority of humanity thriving together with tension but without incident. See? You won’t. They won’t, ladies and gentlemen. Dishonest media - let me tell you. They’re bad dudes. With the war profiteers and the morally bankrupt, it’s always us and them. Them is us! Us, them. Think about it. I mean think about it! Can’t you imagine? Did you think about building a united humanity? I just heard someone in the audience say, no! Okay. No, don’t rough him up. It’s okay folks. We love constructive criticism and free expression. But guess what? This shared pursuit of liberty, freedom, and peaceful-exchange just got ten times stronger. Let me tell you about strong: I have the strongest belief in the innate goodness of human beings. The strongest! Trust me, I’ve seen goodness, and it’s intrinsic. China and Mexico, they’re feeling our goodness, and their people are sending it back. Let ideas—optimistic and negative, offensive and innocuous, primitive and godly—flow freely. I’m a business man, and know that sometimes free is good.

thought it’d be fun to hear something nice with that cadence

4

“Why did you do this to me?! I’m nothing! I don’t want to be a vampire!”

“I’m so sorry, I wish I could back.”

*sniffs* “But you can’t Klaus.”

I don’t own these gif’s.

3

Requested by anonymous

Why did you and Jughead keep your relationship a secret? Well simply because you wanted it to be private and you wanted to avoid the drama. You both figured it would be better if people weren’t going around gossiping about the two of you.

The two of you were in the library and somehow you ended up lip locked. You both quickly pulled apart when you heard footsteps coming your way.

“Oh hey guys” Archie said walking over toward you guys “what’s up?”.

“Oh we’re just… studying” you explained giving the ginger a casual smile. Jughead nodded confirming this. Archie raised an eyebrow but didn’t question you any further.

“Alright we can study together then”.

“Phew, that was a close on” you thought as Archie sat next to a slightly flustered Jughead. You guys would have to be more careful.

REQUESTS ARE OPEN

ABOUT THE MUN

NAME. Mike
STAR SIGN. Virgo
HEIGHT. 6′9
CURRENT TIME. 4:00pm (the time I filled this out, though this will be queued)
FAV MUSIC ARTIST. (This is a tough one, so I’ll just ramble a few off) Motorhead, Metallica, Iron maiden, Rainbow, Iced earth, Accept and Sabaton. (the mun is really into his metal.)
SONG STUCK IN YOUR HEAD. Konya wa hurricane, from bubblegum crisis
LAST MOVIE WATCHED. The swarm - that movie was garbage
LAST SHOW WATCHED. Game of Thrones (a long time ago!)
WHEN DID YOU CREATE YOUR BLOG. A couple of months ago?
WHAT KIND OF STUFF DO YOU POST. Mostly rp stuff, and shit puns
OTHER BLOGS. LOL No.
WHY DID YOU CHOOSE YOUR URL. Because I’ve got the imagination of a potato. though I do wish to change it at some point.
HOGWART’S HOUSE. slytherin
ALIGNMENT. Chaotic good.
POKEMON TEAM. Hahaha no.
FAVORITE COLOR. Black, Red and blue
AVG HOURS SLEEP. I’d estimate somewhere about 6 or 5 hours
LUCKY NUMBER. 9
HOW MANY BLANKETS DO YOU SLEEP WITH? 2
DREAM JOB.  Writer, or B-movie actor!
FOLLOWING. 102
FOLLOWERS. 69 (Hon hon hon!)

Tagged by: @nyxmuses
Tagging: Anyone who wants to do this

STOP RIGHT THERE

can we just take a moment and think about what would’ve happened if Bryan Fuller wrote Sherlock.

This

man

is

a

gift

and 

needs

to

be

(look how fricking excited he is omg)

protected

at

all

costs

just let this man write season 5, he’ll fix everything

“I’ll protect you… no matter what” 

I can’t fucking believe that M@rvel comics just publicly blamed DC and their lower prices for M@rvel’s sales dropping. 

Like, could you imagine if literally any other company did that? If any other company was like “our competitor is doing something that appeals more to consumers so it’s their fault that we’re not doing as well!!” 

The sun is setting.

2

“is that your way of comforting me?” “maybe”

this was supposed to be some kind of zombie apocalypse/the walking dead au requested by @sigh–onara but honestly i don’t even know anymore

Not-Date

Pairings: T’Challa x F!Reader, Tony x Science

Request:

hi can you write something that the reader is watching harry potter WITH tchalla in secret and EVERYONE finds out and ship it - and then tchalla confess his love for her in a harry potter way like “muggle in the streets but a wizard in the sheets” PLEASE, I LOVE YOU i know that is a little cliché BUT t'challa is everything to me meow 😻 BYE 😺 


Bucky has created a chatroom.

Bucky has invited Y/N.

Bucky: Tell Thor to hand over Mjolnir!

Sam has joined the chat.

Sam: I WANT HIS CAPE, Y/N.

Thor has joined the chat.

Thor: Lady Y/N, please save me from these men!

Bucky: GIVE IT

Sam: GIVEEEEEEE

Thor: Absolutely not!

Bucky: Scared I might actually be worthy? Maybe I can lift Mjolnir. Since my hand is no longer organic, maybe the elevator rule applies to me.

Sam: Damn, I’ve never thought about that.

Thor: That is nonsense!

Sam: Can I have your cape now?

Thor: Why do you want it?!

Sam: it is warm, i am cold.

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so fresh so clean

okay so heres a quick niall imagine collab done by me and @squirrely83 . it was a convo that turned dirty and we thought we should share our misery with all of you! 

inspired by this glorious selfie:

its all about the freshly showered blowjob, yall :) enjoy!

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