did you guys just share your clothes that day

Heathers (1989) Sentence Starters!
  • Dear Diary…
  • Real life sucks losers dry.
  • If you want to fuck with the eagles, you have to learn to fly.
  • You’re beautiful!
  • What is your damage?
  • Do they even have Thanksgiving in Africa?
  • This wouldn’t be that bizarro thing you were babbling about over the phone last night, would it?
  • Hey, I’m really sorry I couldn’t make it to your birthday party last month.
  • Think I’d probably miss my own birthday for a date.
  • I was looking around the other day and I dug up.. these old photographs.
  • I was talking to somebody.
  • Check this out. You win five million dollars from the Publisher’s Sweepstakes, and the same day that what’s-his-face gives you the check, aliens land on the earth and say they’re going to blow up the world in two days. What do you do?
  • Why can’t we talk to different kinds of people?
  • Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.
  • Do I look like Mother Theresa?
  • Does it not bother you that everybody in this school thinks that you’re a piranha?
  • What are you gonna do with the money?
  • I’d pay Madonna a million bucks to sit on my face and have her ride like the Kentucky derby..
  • That’s gotta be the most spooky-assed question I ever heard.
  • You wanted to be a member of the most powerful clique in school. If I wasn’t already the head of it, I’d want the same thing.
  • You used to have a sense of humour.
  • You know, maybe you should see a doctor.
  • God, _____, drool much?
  • Greetings and salutations. 
  • There are no stupid questions.
  • That’s the stupidest question I’ve ever heard.
  • Let’s kick his ass!
  • We’re too old for that kinda crap.
  • You gonna eat this?
  • What’d you say, dickhead?
  • Can you bleach out urine stains?
  • I thought you had given up on high school guys.
  • Did you have a brain tumour for breakfast? 
  • So, tonight’s the night. Are you excited?
  • You blow it tonight, and it’s “keggers with kids” all next year.
  • So, what was the first week of spring vacation withdrawal like?
  • Hey kid, isn’t the prom coming up?
  • I gotta motor if I want to be ready for that party tonight.
  • Are you gonna pull a super-chug with that?
  • If you’re nice, I’ll let you buy me a slushie.
  • I see you know your convenience-speak pretty well.
  • That thing you pulled in the caf today was pretty severe.
  • Yeah well, the extreme always seems to make an impression.
  • Did you say a cherry or coke slushie?
  • Is your life perfect?
  • I don’t really like my friends.
  • Maybe it’s time to take a vacation.
  • I want to kill, and you have to believe it’s for more than just selfish reasons
  • So, when you go to college, what subjects do you think you’ll study?
  • How’s my little cheerleader, huh? 
  • Come on, now look, I don’t feel so good, okay?
  • Hey, let’s do it on the coats, it’ll be excellent, huh?
  • You know, I have a little prepared speech for my suitor when he wants more than I’m prepared to give him.
  • Save the speeches for Malcolm X. 
  • You don’t deserve my fucking speech.
  • I sound like a fucking psycho!
  • You stupid fuck!
  • You goddamn bitch!
  • You were nothing before you met me.
  • Lick it up, baby. Lick.. it.. up..!
  • Monday morning, you’re history.
  • I’ll tell everyone about tonight. 
  • Dreadful etiquette, I apologise.
  • I saw the croquet set-up in the back. You up for a match?
  • Thank you, that was my first game of strip croquet.  
  • I use my grand IQ to decide what colour gloss to wear, and how to hit three keggers before curfew.
  • I say we just grow up, be adults and die. 
  • I’m a no-rust-build-up man, myself.
  • Don’t be a dick. 
  • I think last night we both said a lot of stuff we didn’t mean.
  • How the hell didcha get in here?
  • What did you do, put a phlegm globber in it or something?
  • I’m not gonna drink that piss.
  • Grow up!
  • You think I’ll drink it just because you call me chicken? 
  • Just give me the cup, jerk. 
  • I just killed my best friend.
  • What’re we gonna tell the cops?
  • I can’t believe this is my life.
  • I’m gonna have to send my SAT scores to San Quentin instead of Stanford.
  • At least you got whatcha wanted, y'know?
  • It is one thing to want somebody out of your life, it is another thing to serve them a wake-up cup full of liquid drainer.
  • We did a murder, and that’s a crime
  • You might think what I’ve done is shocking -
  • People think that just because you’re beautiful and popular, life is easy and  fun.
  • I die knowing no-one knew the real me.
  • Have you done this before?
  • Keep things business as usual.
  • We must revel in this revealing moment. 
  • You call me when the shuttle lands.
  • Where’s your urge to purge?
  • Sorry to hear about your friend. 
  • Let’s talk emotions.
  • Are we going to be tested on this?
  • How many networks did you run to?
  • What’re you talking about? You hated her, she hated you.
  • Gosh, pop, I almost forgot to introduce my girlfriend.
  • Goddamn will somebody tell me why I smoke these damn things?
  • I gotta motor if I want to be ready for that funeral.
  • Jesus, God in Heaven, why didcha kill such hot snatch? 
  • Jeez, people are so serious.
  • Hi, I’m sorry. 
  • I just want my high school to be a nice place. 
  • Did that sound bitchy?
  • So, we on tonight, man, or what?
  • That pudwacker just stepped on my foot.
  • When I get that feeling, I need sexual healing.
  • Sorry, I’m feeling a little superior tonight.  
  • Seven schools in seven states, and the only thing different is my locker combination.
  • Our love is God.
  • Let’s go get a slushie.
  • The funeral yesterday must really have been rough, eh?
  • It’s more tasteful than it sounds.
  • I left them drunk and flailing in cow shit.
  • No, don’t shut up, I’d like to know exactly what I did.
  • Yeah, I didn’t expect to be calling either, I just guess my emotions took over…
  • I was wondering if you wanted all those things you’ve been saying to really happen?
  • It’s always been a fantasy of mine to have two guys at once. 
  • Listen, my Bonnie and Clyde days are over.
  • Do you take German?
  • Tell me the similarity is not incredible.
  • The joy we shared in each others arms was greater than any touch down, yet we were forced to live the lives of sexist, beer guzzling jock assholes.
  • I mean, if you don’t have a brewski in your hand you might as well be wearing a dress.
  • So, should I just whip it out, or…?
  • I was kind of hoping you could rip my clothes off me, sport?
  • Did you miss him completely?
  • Hey, I heard something out there, I’m checking it out.
  • Does this answer your question?
  • You believed it, because you wanted to believe it.  
  • Your true feelings were to gross and icky for you to face.
  • I did not want them dead!
  • My teen angst bullshit has a body count.
  • Are we going to prom or to hell?
  • I’ve seen a lot of bullshit. 
  • Is this as good for you as it is for me?
  • I need a copy of all this by Monday for my Princeton application.
  • It was chaos, fucking chaos.
  • Chaos is great!  
  • Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling.
  • We scare people into not being assholes!
  • God, you can be so immature!
  • Hey, they’re playing our song!
  • That’s it! We’re breaking up!
  • You can’t bring them back, you must know that.
  • I am not trying to bring anybody back, except maybe myself.
  • And to think there was a time when I actually thought you were cool!
  • Blow up a couple of toasters or something.
  • Kind of scary though that everybody has got a little story to tell. 
  • What is this? Blackmail?
  • I’ll ask you to do me a favour, it’ll be one you’ll enjoy.
  • Don’t you start getting cocky on me now.
  • Do you know I’m still a virgin?
  • Nice guys finish last. I should know.
  • Are you telling me this is not a time for troubled youth?
  • I don’t patronise bunny rabbits!
  • I guess I picked the wrong time to be a human being.
  • You were out of control!
  • Hey babe, I need a name.
  • God has cursed me, I think.
  • What are you trying to do? Kill me?
  • That’s about the least private thing I can think of.
  • If everyone jumped off a bridge, would you?
  • If you’re happy every day of your life, you wouldn’t be a human being, you’d be a game show host.
  • What do you say we knock off early and buy some shoes or something lame like that?
  • People love me!
  • People love you, but I know you. 
  • Some people need different kinds of convincing than others.
  • Don’t talk to me like that, OK?
  • Jealous much?
  • Why are you such a mega bitch?
  • Want to go out tonight? Catch a movie, you know, some miniature golf?
  • I knew you’d be back… I knew it.
  • You were wrong, and I was right!                
  • You’ve been depressed lately. 
  • Get off of my bed, you fucking psycho! 
  • Do you think you’re a rebel? Do you actually think you’re a rebel?
  • You’re not a rebel, you’re a fucking psychotic!
  • What do you think I’m gonna do with it? Take out their tonsils?
  • I’ve got a meaningful marked-up Moby Dick, what else does a suicide need? 
  • Is this turning out weak, or what?
  • My afterlife is so boring.
  • If I have to sing Kumbaya one more time…
  • I loved you! Sure, I was coming up here to kill you…
  • Our burning bodies will be the ultimate protest to a society that degrades us. 
  • Talk about your suicide pacts, eh?
  • What do they want, a written invitation?
  • Whether to kill yourself or not is the most important decisions a teenager can make.
  • Put your hands on your head.
  • Do you think that just because you started this thing you can end it?
  • I’ll kill you, I’ll fucking kill you, I swear to God!
  • How do I turn off the goddamn bomb, asshole?
  • You want a clean slate as much as I do. 
  • The only place where different social types genuinely can get along with each other is in heaven.
  • Do you know what I’d love, babe? Cool guys like you out of my life.
  • You’ve got power… Power I didn’t think you had.
  • Now that you’re dead, what are you gonna do with your life?
  • You look like hell!
  • My date for the prom kind of flaked out on me…
  • I was wondering, if you aren’t doing anything, maybe we could rent some new releases? Pop some popcorn?
these arms were made for holding you

a/n: hiya! so this is a birthday gift for my buddy ayana oliversmoak !! it’s inspired by the song 18 by one direction. i hope you enjoy! happy birthday ayana!! <3

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Oliver Queen met her on a Monday.

It was the first day of junior year. As he walked down the hall with his best friend by his side, Oliver truly felt this year would be different. He would work hard to get good grades unlike past years. He wanted to make his parents proud and be the son that they deserved. Oliver always felt he was never that son; the son they could be proud of. He was tired of them looking at him like he was a disappointment, wondering where they went wrong with him. He wanted things to be different. So he vowed to himself that he would try his hardest. He wouldn’t mess around with school and make it a priority with no distractions. But then she walked through the door. From her old sneakers to her wavy blonde hair and glasses, she was like a breath of fresh air. She looked up from the paper in her hands, looking a little lost. He had never seen her before now so she must be a new student. He had promised himself not to get distracted but she was walking towards him and he…he… 

“Hi. Sorry to bother you but I’m looking for room 201. It’s my first day and I have absolutely no idea where I’m going. I usually have a good sense of direction but I guess today is just not my day. And it’s a big school with a lot of people so I’m a bit terrified,” she babbled.

 God, she was cute. Her blue eyes looking up at him were enough to make his breath catch. She had a cluster of freckles on the bridge of her nose and on her cheeks. She ducked her head, running her blue fingernails through her hair and pushing it behind her ear. She looked back up at him and smiled. She had dimples. Shit, he said to himself. She was beautiful. She was cute and beautiful, which was a dangerous combination for Oliver. 

“Oh my god. I just…I do that a lot. I babble. I’m sorry. Jeez, this is embarr-“

“No,” he interrupted. He laughed a little. “No, it’s fine. You’re fine. Uhm…Room 201 is on the second floor. Go up the stairs, make a left and it should be on your right.”

“Oh! Great! Thank you so much!” she practically yelped and started walking away.

“Wait!” Oliver. This is dangerous, he told himself.  “I didn’t get your name.”

She smiled at him. He could’ve sworn she was blushing. “Felicity. Smoak. What’s yours?”

“Oliver Queen,” he replied.

“Well, Oliver Queen. Thanks again for the directions. I guess I’ll be seeing you around,” she smiled once more before walking up the stairs. 

It was him that was blushing now. Oliver Queen was officially screwed.

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