flashwave, Barry as a selkie au if you're still doing this? if not no worries and have a nice day!
1 - In his defense, Mick just thought the fur stole casually tossed over the bedspread was, like, a comforter. But it was super soft and silky and he liked it, and he’s a thief, so he took it to use as a pillow. He did not expect to get a selkie bride in the bargain!
2 - Barry is rather embarrassed about this whole thing, but tradition is tradition and you marry the guy who stole your pelt. He understands Mick did it by accident and that he’d be happy to hand it back if that’s what Barry wanted, because Mick is a guy that’s big and tough and scary but also has a fairly nuanced understanding of consent, but, well. Listen. If Barry goes to visit the ocean after having his pelt stolen and he’s not married, Grandmother Garrick is going to Have Words With Him. Loud words. Possibly long words. He will be bringing Shame To The Family. So they’re getting married.
3 - Len is laughing so hard, you have no idea. He told Mick that he shouldn’t steal the blanket. Sorry, Mick, no sympathy here. Don’t even try telling Lisa; it’ll just be the same.
4 - The wedding is lovely. It’s set on the beachfront, accompanied by the traditional moaning of the seals (groom 1’s family) and pyrotechnics (provided lovingly by groom 2’s criminal partner).
5 - Mick and Barry start tentatively dating after the wedding, because, well, might as well give it a shot. Now that Mick’s met Grandmother Garrick, he has no interest in seeking a divorce before she gives him permission to do so. That woman is scary. (Turns out Barry likes ninja movies, too, so they at least have something to start on…)