did you all hear

Don’t change for a guy. NEVER change for a guy. I can not stress this enough. No guy is worth that. Find the guy who enjoys you and your flaws. I promise you that person is there and you will feel a whole of a heck of a lot better that he adores you for being yourself. Besides, why would you want to change your unqiuely amazing personality for a guy who has the personality of a coqui frog(loud and undiscernable from the millions of others around him)? Keep on glowing babies

You donโ€™t have to say sorry for hurting me. That wonโ€™t lessen the pain anyway. You don’t have to apologize for something you did intentionally. Thatโ€™s not what i need to hear from you. All i want from you is to say how you’ve felt for me, how did you feel knowing that you hurt me and if it hurt you too. Please don’t say sorry, it hurts even more knowing that you you’re saying sorry for hurting me.
—  please don’t apologize for hurting me
Fake Chats #156
  • Seokjin: and I just want to say how incredibly proud I am of all of you and you've made my life the best it could me.
  • Jungkook: hyung, the chicken isn't an award. It's food.
  • Yoongi: you know, fills up your belly and you make those noises when you like something?
  • Namjoon: look, Taehyung's already fallen asleep. How long was that, anyway?
  • Jimin: 3 and 1/2 minutes, not counting all the times he paused to wipe fake tears.
  • Hoseok: what did we do to deserve this?
  • Seokjin: did you not hear all those wonderful things I just said about you?
  • Yoongi: nope. My stomach was growling too loudly.
  • Seokjin: ungrateful brats.
  • Jimin: Tae, wake up, Jin-hyung finished his speech?
  • Taehyung: it's time for bed?
  • Hoseok: chicken, here, eat.
  • Taehyung: oh, hyung, I'm glad you like my smile.
  • Jungkook: he heard that?
  • Jimin: Taejin strikes again.
  • Yoongi: oh no, don't start.

*Downtown Windenburg*

“So, you’re leaving me, huh?”

“I just think it’s time I pushed myself to try some new things.  I have a friend and we’re talking about going into business together.”

“You are a highly skilled electrician.  Your work on the Forgotten Hollows house was top notch - say, did you hear that place is up for sale?  We spend all that time fixing it up and now the owner is selling it.”

“…is it?”

anonymous asked:

did you hear about jmo canceling all her summer cons? all the colifer moments lost :((

Where does it say jen canceled all the summer cons?? Like source??? Until she comes out and says it stop spreading wrong information.

New Canon Incoming

So for anyone new to fandom, here’s what’s going to happen: the new series will air, and a lot of really committed, vocal, prominent fans will hate it. 

They will loudly and frequently express their disappointment and anger. They will feel betrayed by the writers, the actors, the directors, and by every fan who doesn’t feel the same way. The words “out of character” will be batted around in relation to the new series. You will hear: “They did it all wrong! Don’t they know these characters at all?”

Disappointed fans will complain loudly for X amount of time, attempting to convince others that the new series had ruined everything that came before, after which they will flame out as hard and brilliantly as they can. It will feel like a big deal. It will feel like a big loss, like the fandom is bleeding out, like it’s shrinking. Like it’s not as good as it used to be.

Be not afraid. This happens every time there’s new canon.  Rest assured that it always happens, and it isn’t a special feature of any one fandom. Some people cannot handle more story, no matter how good or well-constructed that story is. If it isn’t what they were expecting, if the characters change and grow, some fans cannot and will not cope. And that’s okay! Follow your bliss, friend!

But so many more people will flood into the fandom. Fandoms double, or triple, or more in size when there’s new canon. There will be new artists, new writers, new meta thinkers. They will bring us new perspectives, and you will make new friends. Lots of them! 

Looking forward to new canon is also looking forward to a whole new fannish culture. Are you ready?


Hearing the phrase “they had it all planned” in the latest In/finity w/ar “trailer”(?) Sneak peek (?) Mood board. :/

transfixus sed non mortuus update!

chapter five: thanksgiving

plot summary: noah is alive again, but he’s not sure he remembers how to be. thankfully, he has plenty of friends to help him learn.

chapter summary: noah goes home to see his family for the first time in seven years.

read here on ao3!

@shift-shaping continued from here (because im insecure about reply length)

He continued to listen to her story with half-lidded eyes, and as he did, he nearly drifted back to sleep. Not necessarily because he was tired, but because her voice was so soft and soothing, and the Fade was so close to them in these forests, that- even just being comfortable was but a thought away from being in the Fade.

He opened his eyes fully when he felt her kiss, and smiled. 

“An inspiring tale, vhenan. And with a happy ending. Thank you for telling it.” 

RJ’s Best/Favorite Puns

alright, y’all asked for it

  • Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
  • I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
  • A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized toucan play at that game.
  • Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
  • If someone was selling drugs in this place, weed know.
  • A man just assaulted me with milk, cream, and butter. How dairy. (GET IT HAHA)
  • I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
  • How did I escape Iraq? Iran.
  • Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
  • Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She ran away from the ball.
  • When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on.
  • A book just fell on my head. I’ve only got myshelf to blame.
  • This might sound cheesy, but I think you’re really grate!
  • Romaine calm! All is well! (word play)
  • You’re a peach of shit (not really a pun but good word play)
  • I love you from my had tomatoes! (also word play)
  • When making butter there is little margarine for error.
  • The British cannibal enjoyed snacking on fish and chaps (a good one)
  • The cannibal hitman preferred take-out food
  • Where do witches bake their cookies? In a coven ;))

And, one of my absolute favorites,

  • I’m glad I know sign language, it’s pretty handy.

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