did u guys miss me

Boyfriend!Namjoon

A/N: DID U GUYS MISS ME IM BAAAAACK ITS RAINING N MT LAPTOP IS CHARGED IM HERE TO WRITE BABIES

Dating Namjoon would include:

- always getting hurt because he’s a clutz
- Like he’s constantly flailing n sometimes ur just like “why do u have 0 control over ur limbs bitch omg”
- Getting elbowed in the head when y'all are cuddling
- Slapped in the face when u play wrestle
- Everyone thinks u have a kinky sex life cuz u always covered in bruises but he once pushed you off the bed by accident cuz he was gonna nut too fast n he ain’t mean to shove u that hard
- being the perfect, overly ambitious, successful couple
- Lots of cute study dates during exam week where you two don’t really talk, just you biting your lip as you annotate notes and him pushing his glasses up the bridge of his nose cutely
- But every now and then he’ll pause and just reach over and grab your hand and you’ll look up and smile like omg
- tHE SWEATERS DEAR LORD
- He has the best comfiest sweaters that are just so big and soft and smell like him and you just wan t to drown in them
- He pretends to be annoyed when you steal them but has like 600 hundred pics of u in his phone sleeping in his hoodies
- Speaking of sleeping, he freaked out when he first found out you sleep with one hand down your pants
- Woke you up from your nap to inform you of his new discovery
- Nearly died afterwards for waking you up
- “Why do you sleep like that”
- “It’s warm”
- Insists on you shoving your hand down his pants to keep warm
- Him forcing you to take his Kim Daily pics
- “NAMJOON I TOOK LIKE 25 PICS CAN U JUST CHOOSE ONE PEOPLE ARE STARING”
- “Just one more I swear”
- Being needy is your favorite past time
- You’re forever crawling into his lap, resting your head on his shoulder, lacing your fingers together
- It’s hard to be needy when he’s constantly working!!!!!!
- Like sometimes you wake up in the middle of the night and look over to find him gone
- So you sleepily drag yourself into the living room and find him on his laptop or his phone or something
- You don’t even say anything just crawl into his lap and shove your hands up his hoodie for his warm
- He’s so used to it he just runs his hands through your hair and let’s you fall asleep while he works
- You putting your stuff in his purse
- Him getting pissed everytime you call it a purse
- “It’s a murse”
- “Purses have no gender”
- When y'all fight … omg
- He comes at you with logic and big words and snarky ass comments under his breath
- And there you are, on top of the couch so you can look him in the eye when you call him a dick ass bitch who doesn’t know what he’s talking about
- “You’re so mature”
- “You’re so mature” you mock in a high pitched voice
- Him child locking the car so your crazy ass will stop opening the door to leave whenever y'all get into a fight while he’s driving
- You child locking the car so he has to get out and open the door for you like a princess
- Baby proofing the house because he could trip on his imagination and get hurt
- Him trying to bring up the Pythagorean theorem during sex because your pussy reminded him of the fundamental relation among the three sides of the right triangle-
- “Will you shut up and finish eating me out you fucking nerd”
- Putting your fingers on his dimples
- The two of you making up the wildest stories about how you met
- “We met in a league of legends chat room”
- “So there I was… Bbq sauce on my titties”
- Making nerdy science jokes
- Everyone cringing at how fucking nerdy the two of you are
- “I hate this relationship”
- “No one asked u Yoongi”
- SO LONG STORY SHORT EVERYONE NEEDS A NAMJOON IN THEIR LIFE BECAUSE HE WILL DICK U DOWN IN THE DIRTIEST WAY POSSIBLE BUT ALSO BE THERE TO BINGE WATCH BIG BANG EPISODES WITH U AT 5AM AND MUTTER “RELATABLE” WHENEVER SHELDON IS DOING SOMETHING PATRONIZING

woa h….. where did this come from??

(this kinda reminds me of something from the artist skelebro au,,, im thinking papyrus wouldve drawn something like this idk)

did u guys know axol and i decided that kuma canonically tortures & whips ikki and kyu 2 death

now u do

Our clinic was closed this Saturday for Easter weekend so I helped the boyfriend do kennels since we had a whole bunch of litters and dogs, and I set up Spotify on a speaker he got a while back. I had started making a Disney playlist for it earlier so I was letting that play.

He’d taken a dog out to walk while I was cleaning the cage, taking the grate to the tub and whatnot. I was getting into the music and I’m carrying this damp grate out in front of me that’s bigger than my torso and just, speed walking with a slight tilt as I go around the corner, singing at full volume “JUST AROUND THE RIVERBEEEEND”

And I see the top of his and the dog’s heads peeking up at me from the window, both of them had big goofy smiles. He’d been sitting on the steps.

this is a very official psa that i am going to write a tog x acotar crossover fic of unidentifiable length……………im signing my soul away to the depths of hell and im not letting myself out of this one and holy fuck am i excited