did this when i was bored without internet

Brooklyn Nine-Nine {Sentence Starters}

  • “Why are you dressed up? You look like an idiot.”
  • “Somebody give me a puka shell necklace. I’m going full douche.”
  • “Yeah, it’s been more like stressful and deathy.”
  • “When did you come up with all those code names?!”
  • “Start taking care of yourself again!”
  • “They robbed me. They ate my Moose Tracks icecream.”
  • “I’m afraid I might come across a little boring.”
  • “I have a lighter, okay? We get some hairspray, make some flame throwers.”
  • “Can’t you just use the internet on your phone?”
  • “Nonsense, it was just a lot of time and a lot of money.”
  • “Feels like you’re being a little harsh.”
  • “You make everything you touch better.”
  • “Who doesn’t bring their phone with them into the bathroom?”
  • “How are we going to get past them without a gun fight?”
  • “He’s always weird around her and it stresses her out.”
  • “No, we’re going to climb through them.”
  • “You’re two minutes late. I called all the emergency rooms.”
  • “I was going for extremely harsh, I’ll turn it up.”
  • “No, I called you once, my butt called the other forty-nine.”
  • “They’re called Ents. Get a life, dweeb.”
  • “First I’m gonna need to break you down to nothing, and then build you back up, piece by piece.”
  • “I should have offered free streudel.”
  • “Which gave me the physical skills I need to strangle you with my feet.”
  • “I was so tired that I fell asleep while shaving my legs.”
  • “If we’re gonna do this, we’re gonna do it my way, okay?”
  • “That looks like my dad. That is my dad!”
  • “A psychic told me I was going to die alone in a pit.”

Did you notice that neither Dan or Phil are going to internet too much when they’re together? And today Phil’s like spending his whole day on twitter or something and Dan actually posted picture and answered some fans. I’m not gonna overanalyze anything but they seem to be bored without each other and that’s cute