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2016 memes

2016 memes

January:
•bad new year jokes
•if a dog wore pants would he wear them like this or this
•all these suggestion blogs
•orange soda please
i’ll have the strawberry soda
me too, the strawberry soda
•You fucked up a perfectly good x is what you did. Look at them. They got anxiety.
•kylo ren is shredded
•Jared Leto: *does something*
Director: oh my God…it’s like…is he Jared…or Joker right now?????
•tag yourself
•super mario 64 half a press
•this is x. be like x

February:
•the finebros suing something
•secret government agent: *punches me in the face* SAY IT
me: never
secret government agent: x
me: *spits blood in their face* fUCK YOU
•bernie or hillary things that have a ridicilous issue and even funnier answers
•jean something, jomething
•damn daniel
•ted cruz is the zodiac killer

March:
•the dad from kuzco being like 👌
•kazoo kid
•everyone who watched zootopia is a furry
•history of japan
•x or y? *insert similiar pictures here, like donald trump and raw chicken*
•get you a man that can do both
•going to papaw’s house for burgers
•no oscar meme is dead meme
•we dem boyz
•i’m you but stronger

April:
•marge simpson
•different variations of the hs panel where jade picks up the note
•tumblr’s lizard voting
•everyone’s a dirty homestuck
•lot of those powerpuff selves
•baby stevens
•ruining someone’s dream journal
•there’s no way out of it you’ll just have to decapitate me
•autocorrect in verbal conversation
person1: i love you
person1: *hate
person2: this is a verbal conversation
•WHAT WE REALLY AREEE
•don’t talk to me or my son ever again
•dark x show me y

May:
•dan backslide (and dover boys)
•dat boi
•stone age spongebob

June:
•are you x or y person? (tag yourself meme in text format)
•get a man who can do both is getting more popular again
•it’s june where the fuck are halloween memes???

July:
•america memes
•IT’S HALLOWEEN
•the vacuum cleaner playing a harmonica
•associating characters/songs/etc. with spongebob screenshots
•this👏emoji👏after👏every👏word
•(any videogame) go, go outside and x
•a picture of something with text, and more pictures after that, in every one of the pictures the picture starts getting waaay worse, but the text gets really detailed
•HANDSY👏CLAPSY👏IS👏A👏NEW👏TROLLSONA👏
•judge: how do you plead?
x: *looks at y*
y: *mouths ‘not guilty’*
x: hot milky
y: jc just lock them up
•hitting the blue button

August:
•arthur screenshot where his hand is a fist
•9-1-1 for kids
•Exeggutor
•harambe
•RANDY YOUR STICKS
•sausage party
•how (character) are you feeling today? *numbers from 1 to ten with silly pictures of the character*
•alola form

September:
•the thing with voltron fandom where there’s train tracks and “death in season 2” and two characters and u have to choose which one to kill
•someone: a basic word
me, an intellectual: that word said with synonyms to make it sound weird
•gonna prank dad when he gets home ((he never gets home))
•[song] but it keeps getting faster

October:
•userboxes
•the presidental debate, i can’t believe that there still are people who want to vote trump after that, yikes
•dedede
•you vs the guy she told you not to worry about
•photofunia retrowave
•picture of someone with those math things
•my longest yeah boy ever
•taking a picture of something that requiers two hands in a bathroom
•posting ur favourite vines

November:
•christmas stuff
•dick: out
•sir, you’ve been in coma
•kermit with a hood on his head
•blurred image that says perfection, after that an image where glasses are being cleaned, and then something u like
•WE ARE NUMBER ONE

December:
•BODE
• *picture of really basic or bad food with text that’s spelled wrong and the phrase “bon appetit” is spelled even more wrong"
•*dropping something, and it spells send nudes*
•x but every time y happens it gets faster
*bee movie but every time they say bee it gets faster
•several spongebob memes
•i described the meme about bad pictures with detailed text in july, it’s wildly popular now
•dramatic youtubers

apparently i missed a few things so, additions:
•steven’s knife
•joe biden
•aux chord
•dabbing
•a lot of spongebob memes, like the blurry mister crabs
•nebby get in the bag
•clowns
•harambe happened earlier than it says on the list
•several stranger things memes
•we die like men

“Both of us are widowers. We met last year at a dance for seniors. He treats me so much better than my husband ever did. My husband treated me like a stray dog. He used to beat me. He’d get angry, and yell, and break things. He’d always say that I’d never meet someone else. But this man is different. He always tells me that he loves me. He always wants to be with me. He makes me feel like a princess.”

(São Paulo, Brazil)

the fact that sangwoo’s full name is Oh Sangwoo fucking kills me. cause in english, every time somebody says his full name it sounds like they’re softly admonishing him. “oh sangwoo……why did you have to murder all of those people…..”

Achievement Hunter as kids from my Philosophy class

Geoff: EVERYBODY SHUT THE HELL UP, I can’t focus on being depressed with all of you shouting at the same time

Jack: okay everybody, we’re building a fucking fort out of our chairs. Adam, get the scotch tape!

Jeremy: OKAY Y’ALL LISTEN TO MY RAP ABOUT EDGAR ALLAN POE…oh fuck wait I forgot the beat :(

Michael: Someone dare me to eat this whole Bundt cake!! I’ll FUCKING DO IT!!!

Gavin: do you think Ghandi studies about us in heaven?

Lindsay: “Miss Collinway, you better be doing your essay and not looking up some damn video of a Siamese cat” but mISTER ANDrews, did you know that technically they’re called THAI CAT!??!

Ryan: look here’s a picture of that caterpillar I found underneath my bed. i placed it in a box in my room. I named it Bob. I love Bob. ANDY SHUT UP, Bob is better tHAN YOU!

Trevor: shhhh shut the fuck up, I’m trying to throw peeps into Donny’s backpack without him noticing. wHY you ask? BECAUSE I CAN!

Matt: so I built a mini replica of the Addams Family’s house with a bunch of leftover superglue. does it look okay? should i add more windows???

Since you’re asking for stories!

My new manager is literally every stereotype that you can think of when someone says “gay”.

He very often refers to himself as ‘momma’ and did this while he was register training me. He runs one of the most successful stores in the district and he’s an absolute doll to work with.

Some older lady told him that he was going to drive away business because he acts ‘too gay’. He responded with, “I’ll keep that in mind while I’m running the best store in the district.” And then turned back around to me without skipping a beat and finished what he was saying about how if I break anything, momma can always fix it.

Texts From Last Night Sentence Starters

“Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen?”
“That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we’re drinking tonight in celebration!”
“Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate.”
“Okay I’m officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots.”
“I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I’m very well-rounded.”
“Did you happen to find my bra? I’m pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar…”
“We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she’s the one.”
“So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.”
“I cannot handle Xanax… I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube.”
“I don’t need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios.”
“It was great.  Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!”
“Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.”
“He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can’t hold that against me.”
“Should I get the rainbow boxer briefs?”
“As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can’t handle.”
“Yeah, I mean I’ll probably fuck him regardless but I’m trying to be a lady about it.”
“I swear to god, if you have sex in my bed one more time you’re gonna start paying rent!”
“Reminder- he’s a douche bag. A big one.”
“He took shrooms and didn’t want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn’t want to break.”
“We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.”
“I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar…”
“I feel like you’re the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society.”
“No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.”
“When I’m drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.”
“We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk two blocks and get into our backyard?”
“He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that?”

anonymous asked:

Holaaa Con qué canción describirías a los signos?~libra y podrías mandar gif... gracias.

aries: Not afraid - Eminem

Whatever weather, cold or warm. Just let you know that, you’re not alone

tauro: Pacify her - Melanie Martinez

Someone told me stay away from things that aren’t yours. But was he yours if he wanted me so bad?

géminis: Dead! - My Chemical Romance

And if your heart stops beating, I´ll be here wondering. Did you get what you deserve?

cáncer: Shape of you - Ed Sheeran

We push and pull like a magnet too, although my heart is falling too

leo: Paparazzi -Lady Gaga

Not sure what it means, but this photo of us it don’t have a price

virgo: All the small things - Blink 182

Keep your head still, I’ll be your thrill

libra: Closer - Halsey ft. Chainsmokers

That I know you can’t afford bite that tattoo on your shoulder

escorpio:  The anthem - Good Charlotte

That I don’t ever wanna be like you, I dont’ wanna do the things you do.

sagitario: I don’ t care - Fall Out Boy

I don’t care what you think as long as it’s about me

capricornio: Jesus of suburbia - Green Day

City of the dead at the end of another lost highway, signs misleading to nowhere

acuario: Jet black heart - 5sos

Cause I’ve got a jet black heart and there’s a hurricane underneath it trying to keep us apart

piscis: In the name of love - Martin Garrix ft. Bebe Rexha

If I told you this was only gonna hurt, if I warned you that the fire’s gonna burn, would you walk in?

9

“Ever since I was young I have never done anything for myself. Everytime i did something it was for someone else. I always lived for other people until now. But it’s different now…learning how to act…I feel like I’m doing it for myself… Using it to create my new self… Not for anyone else…This make me very happy. I want… to experience more things, absorb more… and open up my own world so I can let the new Mogami Kyoko… Appear… That’s why… I started to learn how to act…” Quote by Kyoko Mogami Chapter 35

edit by evilinkawaiiclothing

  • Someone: Where did you learn to fight like that?
  • Dru: I have three older brothers.
  • Someone: Really?
  • Dru: Yeah, Ty played first table on the chess team, Julian used to start crying every time he heard a sad song, Mark can really rock a cocktail dress and six-inch heels, and I wasn’t going to let anyone give them any shit for any of that. So I had to learn to beat up people bigger than me pretty early on.
Reaction (Seventeen): When their girlfriend gets hurt by an anti-fan

S.coups: “Who hurt her? I need to know where to go to beat someone’s ass.”

Originally posted by imbangnzelo

Jeonghan: “They did what to her? Is she alright? Who exactly do I need to kill?”

Originally posted by svnten

Joshua: “Jihoon, unless you’re going to help me get revenge on the person who hurt my jagiya, then step back.”

Originally posted by rep-lay-ed

Woozi: “I knew that telling the public that we were dating would get you a lot of hate. I’m glad you’re okay though.”

Originally posted by hoshbun

Hoshi: “They did what to her? But she is like the best person on this Earth. Why would anybody hurt her?” *cute little cinnamon roll who is probably more torn up than his girlfriend*

DK: “I’m glad you’re alright, but I’m gonna need to know who it was that hurt you, because I will hurt them.”

Originally posted by dokyummm

Mingyu: “She really got attacked by an anti-fan? You’re messing with me. It can’t be true.”

Wonwoo: *doesn’t even wait to go on a rampage, trying to find the person who hurt his jagiya*

Originally posted by dinochans

Jun: “Baby girl, are you alright? I’m going to have someone with you at all times, so next time someone tries to do that, we’ll be ready.” 

Originally posted by gyuwoo

Minghao: *to the  anti-fan* “Hello, I heard that you are the one who attacked my girlfriend. Do it again, and you’ll be sorry.”

Originally posted by jamansae

Seungkwan: *DK comforting Seungkwan* “She’s alright Seungkwan. It wasn’t that bad. I promise that she’s alright.” 

Vernon: *to the anti-fan* “Who the hell do you think you are? If you hate my group, then hate us, but don’t ever lay a finger on my girl.”

Originally posted by verrnons

Dino: “I just want to let whoever hurt my jagiya know, if you ever touch her again, you’ll have to answer to me.”

Originally posted by the8ght

~AdminC

I was talking with @belldreams​ the other night and she’d recently rewatched ANH and brought up the question:  “Why did Obi-Wan let Darth Vader strike him down?” and, boy, do I have thoughts and feelings about that scene!

Even before the context of the prequels, to me it was clear that Obi-Wan knew that he couldn’t beat Darth Vader, there was no point in trying and he wanted to show Luke just what this man was capable of:  Killing, in cold blood, someone who lowered their weapon and wasn’t fighting back.  Was it a manipulative move? Kinda, but it also relied on Darth Vader murdered a defenseless old man who wasn’t fighting back.  Someone who had been mentor and friend would not stop Vader from ruthlessly striking them down. Luke needed to know that.

But I think it was more than that and the prequels gave it so much more depth. Obi-Wan had spent the last 19 years in the desert in exile, that struggle to get up in the morning every day was only accomplished through his affection for Luke and his duty as a Jedi and holding on to the last bit of Anakin he had, it took everything that was left of him after he might as well have died on Mustafar.

Uncle Owen tells Luke that he thinks his father and General Kenobi died about the same time and, in the OT by itself, it’s a misdirection and rumor, it’s meant to throw the viewer (and Luke) off the scent of what really happened, to keep him safe.  But with the new context, it’s such a true line–Obi-Wan Kenobi died on Mustafar, all that was left of him was just a shell, after the loss of the Jedi Order, the loss of his entire culture, and the loss of Anakin.  On a personal level, I don’t know that he walked away from that fight, I think he maybe he did die there with Anakin.

Obi-Wan lets Darth Vader kill him because it’s his time, I’m sure the Force was telling him that it was okay to let go of this plane of existence now, and I think Obi-Wan may have welcomed it.  He was just a shell of a person by that point, most of what was left of him was his care for other people.  This was his next step forward, this is what he was meant for, to buy them time to escape, to show Luke what Darth Vader was capable of, and so that he could be there to spiritually guide Luke through the moments he most needed help in.

But most importantly of all, why did Obi-Wan let Darth Vader kill him?

Because, even if Obi-Wan honestly believed that there was nothing left of Anakin there (and, given his experiences with Sith Lords, I can’t blame him for thinking that, everything he’d been through would have told him exactly that, given Darth Sidious, Darth Maul, and Darth Tyrannus), he still couldn’t kill what was once Anakin Skywalker.

That:

Contemplation of death brought only one slight sting of regret, and more than a bit of puzzlement. Until this very moment, [Obi-Wan] had never realized he’d always expected, for no discernible reason– 

That when he died, Anakin would be with him.“
                                             –Revenge of the Sith, Matthew Stover

Obi-Wan’s path had led him here.  He couldn’t kill what was left of Anakin, no matter how evil and corrupted it was, and it was his time, he was ready to die, with what little of Anakin there was in this galaxy was with him, one last time.

“I’ve always thought we were alike” - Otabek Altin

So that line has kind of puzzled me when Otabek said it, because I was wondering where exactly did Otabek see the similarities in Yuri Plisetsky.

And then Episode 11 happened, and I think I understand.

It’s implied, by the visuals of Yuri P. with his grandfather (old and beat up car), and by Otabek’s narration, that they both come from fairly lower-middle-class backgrounds, where financing someone who wants to pursue a fairly expensive sport like figure skating would be a pretty big burden. 

And they’d both uprooted themselves to pursue their idea of perfection and to hone their craft (Yuri moving from Moscow to St. Petersburg, Otabek travelling from Russia to the US to Canada), undoubtedly making many sacrifices along the way.

And I think this is why Yuri is so willing to reach out and accept Otabek’s offer of friendship.

The skating world at large calls Yuri the Russian fairy, and sing praises of his talent and potential. But this is probably one of the first few times that Yuri has met an outsider (read: not someone who’d watched him grow up and/or coached him) that actually sees and acknowledges the hard work and dedication that he puts into pursuing perfection in his career. 

Perhaps it requires another soldier to recognise the sacrifices made by another soldier, especially one as highly decorated as Yuri. 

Someone: *posts a short and sensible self-defense tip*

Tumblr Expert 1: OH YEAH MAN LET ME TELL YOU HOW TO BEAT UP THE ROBBERS ON THE TRAIN WITH YOUR IPHONE USING IT AS A MACE AND CHAIN WITH THE CHARGE CABLE. BE SURE TO PEPPER SPRAY YOURSELF IN THE EYES EVERY DAY TO BUILD UP A TOLERANCE TO YOUR ASSAILANT’S FLYING SEMEN COUNTERATTACK. IF YOU’RE DISABLED THAT’S OKAY YOU CAN JUST WEAR SWIMMING GOGGLES AT ALL TIMES. NOBODY SHOULD JUDGE YOU FOR TAKING CARE OF YOURSELF.

Fandom Contributor: HOLY SHIT HERMIONE DID THAT IN MY FANFIC I CAN’T BELIEVE CONFIRMED FOR REAL

Tumblr Expert 2: If you can’t afford an iPhone, though, you can ABSOLUTELY make a defensive hand grenade by jamming your keys into your soda and shaking it up real hard! Be sure to close your eyes when you throw it so your attacker’s bone fragments don’t blind you! If he’s still alive after that he’ll definitely be stunned, so follow it up by punching his nose bone into his brain with an open palm-heel strike (NOT A CLOSED FIST)!

Tumblr Expert 3: Also if the bad guy has a gun you should do this! *posts several gifs of highly improbable disarm moves that would nevertheless take a shitload of real-life practice with training partners*

Schmuck: holy fuck my ass tumblr teaching us how to wage war

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Martial artist/MMA fighter/boxer/gun owner: 

KOOKMIN MAFIA AU (HC)

- 28 years old Park Jimin is the 13th leader of Busan Mafia gang.

-He sets his eyes on 18 years old high school student Jeon Jungkook when he successfully beaten up three of his men all by himself.

-They takes Jungkook and beat him up and drags him toward their quarter and asks him why did he do it.

“your men tried to rape a girl.”

-Jimin is furious, “we’re a fucking mafia not some rapist keep your dignity!”

-He orders to get rid of those three men immediately.

-Jimin takes a liking on Jungkook and offers him to join their gang but Jungkook refuses.

-Honestly, Jungkook has always wanted to join a gang, knowing well himself how good he is at beating people up and how bad his grade at school is.  When his teacher asked him to tell the whole class about what he wants to be when he graduate Jungkook would write A GANG LEADER in all capital with black marker on the white board, causing the whole class to gasp.

-But this mafia leader in front of him right now is so far from the image of mafia gang leader Jungkook had in mind all this time. Jimin is too flashy for his liking. Is this shorty really is the leader? What’s with his hair? Fuck, is he wearing make up?

-So Jeon Jungkook refuses, telling the pretty leader to fuck off, wrong answer.

“It’s not an invitation cutie, it’s an order.” so they drags Jeon Jungkook with them.

-Two years later, Jeon Jungkook still hasn’t achieved his dream to be the mafia leader, but at least he has become the pretty mafia leader’s right hand and boyfriend, close enough.

PS: I always love the concept of pretty and cute Jimin from the outside but he honestly is a badass inside.


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The signs as random quotes I love pt 2
  • Aries: "if karma doesn't hit you I fucking will"
  • Taurus: "whoever thinks money doesn't buy happiness, transfer it to my account thank you"
  • Gemini: "1/2 of me hella lit. 1/2 of me hella emotional"
  • Cancer: "my mom did not raise a fool. Maybe a psycho but not a fool lmao"
  • Leo: "get yourself a me"
  • Virgo: "my lurking skills are A1 if I want to find out something trust me I FUCKING WILL I just need like 5-10 mins"
  • Libra: "me @ me: I'm literally begging u to get ur shit together right now"
  • Scorpio: "when somebody asks u why ur mad and it's just ur face"
  • Sagittarius: "the goal is to be with someone that matches your crazy"
  • Capricorn: "maturing is when you know you can beat somebody ass, but don't"
  • Aquarius: "every time I be ready to express my feelings that lil voice in my head be like "you better not start that weak shit" so I stfu"
  • Pisces: "being a sleepy girl with a busy life is hard"