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2016 memes

2016 memes

January:
•bad new year jokes
•if a dog wore pants would he wear them like this or this
•all these suggestion blogs
•orange soda please
i’ll have the strawberry soda
me too, the strawberry soda
•You fucked up a perfectly good x is what you did. Look at them. They got anxiety.
•kylo ren is shredded
•Jared Leto: *does something*
Director: oh my God…it’s like…is he Jared…or Joker right now?????
•tag yourself
•super mario 64 half a press
•this is x. be like x

February:
•the finebros suing something
•secret government agent: *punches me in the face* SAY IT
me: never
secret government agent: x
me: *spits blood in their face* fUCK YOU
•bernie or hillary things that have a ridicilous issue and even funnier answers
•jean something, jomething
•damn daniel
•ted cruz is the zodiac killer

March:
•the dad from kuzco being like 👌
•kazoo kid
•everyone who watched zootopia is a furry
•history of japan
•x or y? *insert similiar pictures here, like donald trump and raw chicken*
•get you a man that can do both
•going to papaw’s house for burgers
•no oscar meme is dead meme
•we dem boyz
•i’m you but stronger

April:
•marge simpson
•different variations of the hs panel where jade picks up the note
•tumblr’s lizard voting
•everyone’s a dirty homestuck
•lot of those powerpuff selves
•baby stevens
•ruining someone’s dream journal
•there’s no way out of it you’ll just have to decapitate me
•autocorrect in verbal conversation
person1: i love you
person1: *hate
person2: this is a verbal conversation
•WHAT WE REALLY AREEE
•don’t talk to me or my son ever again
•dark x show me y

May:
•dan backslide (and dover boys)
•dat boi
•stone age spongebob

June:
•are you x or y person? (tag yourself meme in text format)
•get a man who can do both is getting more popular again
•it’s june where the fuck are halloween memes???

July:
•america memes
•IT’S HALLOWEEN
•the vacuum cleaner playing a harmonica
•associating characters/songs/etc. with spongebob screenshots
•this👏emoji👏after👏every👏word
•(any videogame) go, go outside and x
•a picture of something with text, and more pictures after that, in every one of the pictures the picture starts getting waaay worse, but the text gets really detailed
•HANDSY👏CLAPSY👏IS👏A👏NEW👏TROLLSONA👏
•judge: how do you plead?
x: *looks at y*
y: *mouths ‘not guilty’*
x: hot milky
y: jc just lock them up
•hitting the blue button

August:
•arthur screenshot where his hand is a fist
•9-1-1 for kids
•Exeggutor
•harambe
•RANDY YOUR STICKS
•sausage party
•how (character) are you feeling today? *numbers from 1 to ten with silly pictures of the character*
•alola form

September:
•the thing with voltron fandom where there’s train tracks and “death in season 2” and two characters and u have to choose which one to kill
•someone: a basic word
me, an intellectual: that word said with synonyms to make it sound weird
•gonna prank dad when he gets home ((he never gets home))
•[song] but it keeps getting faster

October:
•userboxes
•the presidental debate, i can’t believe that there still are people who want to vote trump after that, yikes
•dedede
•you vs the guy she told you not to worry about
•photofunia retrowave
•picture of someone with those math things
•my longest yeah boy ever
•taking a picture of something that requiers two hands in a bathroom
•posting ur favourite vines

November:
•christmas stuff
•dick: out
•sir, you’ve been in coma
•kermit with a hood on his head
•blurred image that says perfection, after that an image where glasses are being cleaned, and then something u like
•WE ARE NUMBER ONE

December:
•BODE
• *picture of really basic or bad food with text that’s spelled wrong and the phrase “bon appetit” is spelled even more wrong"
•*dropping something, and it spells send nudes*
•x but every time y happens it gets faster
*bee movie but every time they say bee it gets faster
•several spongebob memes
•i described the meme about bad pictures with detailed text in july, it’s wildly popular now
•dramatic youtubers

apparently i missed a few things so, additions:
•steven’s knife
•joe biden
•aux chord
•dabbing
•a lot of spongebob memes, like the blurry mister crabs
•nebby get in the bag
•clowns
•harambe happened earlier than it says on the list
•several stranger things memes
•we die like men

Achievement Hunter as kids from my Philosophy class

Geoff: EVERYBODY SHUT THE HELL UP, I can’t focus on being depressed with all of you shouting at the same time

Jack: okay everybody, we’re building a fucking fort out of our chairs. Adam, get the scotch tape!

Jeremy: OKAY Y’ALL LISTEN TO MY RAP ABOUT EDGAR ALLAN POE…oh fuck wait I forgot the beat :(

Michael: Someone dare me to eat this whole Bundt cake!! I’ll FUCKING DO IT!!!

Gavin: do you think Ghandi studies about us in heaven?

Lindsay: “Miss Collinway, you better be doing your essay and not looking up some damn video of a Siamese cat” but mISTER ANDrews, did you know that technically they’re called THAI CAT!??!

Ryan: look here’s a picture of that caterpillar I found underneath my bed. i placed it in a box in my room. I named it Bob. I love Bob. ANDY SHUT UP, Bob is better tHAN YOU!

Trevor: shhhh shut the fuck up, I’m trying to throw peeps into Donny’s backpack without him noticing. wHY you ask? BECAUSE I CAN!

Matt: so I built a mini replica of the Addams Family’s house with a bunch of leftover superglue. does it look okay? should i add more windows???

the fact that sangwoo’s full name is Oh Sangwoo fucking kills me. cause in english, every time somebody says his full name it sounds like they’re softly admonishing him. “oh sangwoo……why did you have to murder all of those people…..”

i don’t want another love. when the world spins faster than my heart beats i find pieces of you in my hands. when did i got so attached? i ask the moon for forgiveness. it leaves apologies in the morning sky. when the oceans move faster than my feelings i find reasons why you deserve one more chance. when did i got so weak? sometimes when you love someone you ignore all the times they put you through fire, through hurt. i don’t want another love even why this one is killing me.
—  k.m

Since you’re asking for stories!

My new manager is literally every stereotype that you can think of when someone says “gay”.

He very often refers to himself as ‘momma’ and did this while he was register training me. He runs one of the most successful stores in the district and he’s an absolute doll to work with.

Some older lady told him that he was going to drive away business because he acts ‘too gay’. He responded with, “I’ll keep that in mind while I’m running the best store in the district.” And then turned back around to me without skipping a beat and finished what he was saying about how if I break anything, momma can always fix it.

Texts From Last Night Sentence Starters

“Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen?”
“That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we’re drinking tonight in celebration!”
“Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate.”
“Okay I’m officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots.”
“I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I’m very well-rounded.”
“Did you happen to find my bra? I’m pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar…”
“We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she’s the one.”
“So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.”
“I cannot handle Xanax… I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube.”
“I don’t need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios.”
“It was great.  Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!”
“Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.”
“He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can’t hold that against me.”
“Should I get the rainbow boxer briefs?”
“As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can’t handle.”
“Yeah, I mean I’ll probably fuck him regardless but I’m trying to be a lady about it.”
“I swear to god, if you have sex in my bed one more time you’re gonna start paying rent!”
“Reminder- he’s a douche bag. A big one.”
“He took shrooms and didn’t want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn’t want to break.”
“We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.”
“I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar…”
“I feel like you’re the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society.”
“No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.”
“When I’m drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.”
“We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk two blocks and get into our backyard?”
“He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that?”

shinee as high school boys

onew:  

  • one of those kids who always has gum. kinda the unofficial gum dealer in school?? don’t know how that happened but if anyone asks for one he pulls out like five different brands and flavors to choose from 
  • started a club that cooks and brings food over to soup kitchens and such
  • he’s really good at cooking but anyone who’s ever seen him just walking around gets nervous when he wields a knife 
  • captain of the swimming team (onew: it’s the only sport that doesn’t require me to have my feet on the ground) 
  • he beat out minho for the position who did not take it well (*faint minho sobbing*) he’ll get over it one day
  • once he accidentally ate a pot brownie someone gave him and was nOT OKAY for the rest of the day 

jonghyun:  

  • drum major of the marching band which means he’s the one in the front of the band with the baton conducting everyone (yes he does twirl the thing and he’s quite good at it thank you very much) 
  • does the announcements in the mornings and plays music on the loudspeaker after school
  • he really likes rick rolling everyone (key: we’re sick of your shit jonghyun) once he played the song over and over again until a teacher came into his booth and kicked him out. the whole school is on edge bc you never know when he’ll strike again. rick astley haunts their dreams
  • also you think it’d be pretty hard to find him in the hallways (when did freshmen get so TALL) but he dyes his hair in super bright colors so he’s always noticeable af. he would get in trouble but he’s been doing it for so long that even the principal gets weirded out by the thought of jong with normal hair

key: 

  • pride and joy of the art teacher and always in the art room!! 
  • he did a super cool mural in the cafeteria (his signature is huge) which wasn’t technically authorized but it looked so good they just let him do it 
  • he made ot4 help him but it still took forever bc he just painted over what they did anyways 
  • sometimes steals spray paint from the supplies closet and tags things around town 
  • also helps design sets for the drama club and since he’s always really well dressed someone asks him to help with the costumes because they’re having a crisis and he gets to WORK 
  • he also is in choir bc he has the voice of an ANGEL AND SHOULD SING MORE 

minho: 

  • captain of the debate club, captain of the soccer team, captain of the chess club, captain of everything!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
  • okay he’s not the best at chess but he tries really hard and is really enthusiastic and that’s all anyone can really ask for  
  • also he made a really passionate speech during the club election so the other guy just quietly bowed out. (tae: it was because he was totally going to cry if he didn’t win / minho: stfu it was bc of my contacts) 
  • sports are a given but he’s also really good at debate. seriously, a girl almost had a nervous breakdown because she heard that she was going to be debating the rap god choi minho 
  • when he gets fired up hooooooo buddy he gets so into it waving his arms and he doesn’t even realize he’s talking VERY LOUDLY but honestly he makes really compelling arguments and usually wins

taemin: 

  • beb is too young to be in high school ¯\_(6v6″)_/¯
9

“Ever since I was young I have never done anything for myself. Everytime i did something it was for someone else. I always lived for other people until now. But it’s different now…learning how to act…I feel like I’m doing it for myself… Using it to create my new self… Not for anyone else…This make me very happy. I want… to experience more things, absorb more… and open up my own world so I can let the new Mogami Kyoko… Appear… That’s why… I started to learn how to act…” Quote by Kyoko Mogami Chapter 35

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Reaction (Seventeen): When their girlfriend gets hurt by an anti-fan

S.coups: “Who hurt her? I need to know where to go to beat someone’s ass.”

Originally posted by imbangnzelo

Jeonghan: “They did what to her? Is she alright? Who exactly do I need to kill?”

Originally posted by svnten

Joshua: “Jihoon, unless you’re going to help me get revenge on the person who hurt my jagiya, then step back.”

Originally posted by rep-lay-ed

Woozi: “I knew that telling the public that we were dating would get you a lot of hate. I’m glad you’re okay though.”

Originally posted by hoshbun

Hoshi: “They did what to her? But she is like the best person on this Earth. Why would anybody hurt her?” *cute little cinnamon roll who is probably more torn up than his girlfriend*

DK: “I’m glad you’re alright, but I’m gonna need to know who it was that hurt you, because I will hurt them.”

Originally posted by dokyummm

Mingyu: “She really got attacked by an anti-fan? You’re messing with me. It can’t be true.”

Wonwoo: *doesn’t even wait to go on a rampage, trying to find the person who hurt his jagiya*

Originally posted by dinochans

Jun: “Baby girl, are you alright? I’m going to have someone with you at all times, so next time someone tries to do that, we’ll be ready.” 

Originally posted by gyuwoo

Minghao: *to the  anti-fan* “Hello, I heard that you are the one who attacked my girlfriend. Do it again, and you’ll be sorry.”

Originally posted by jamansae

Seungkwan: *DK comforting Seungkwan* “She’s alright Seungkwan. It wasn’t that bad. I promise that she’s alright.” 

Vernon: *to the anti-fan* “Who the hell do you think you are? If you hate my group, then hate us, but don’t ever lay a finger on my girl.”

Originally posted by verrnons

Dino: “I just want to let whoever hurt my jagiya know, if you ever touch her again, you’ll have to answer to me.”

Originally posted by the8ght

~AdminC

  • Someone: Where did you learn to fight like that?
  • Dru: I have three older brothers.
  • Someone: Really?
  • Dru: Yeah, Ty played first table on the chess team, Julian used to start crying every time he heard a sad song, Mark can really rock a cocktail dress and six-inch heels, and I wasn’t going to let anyone give them any shit for any of that. So I had to learn to beat up people bigger than me pretty early on.

I was talking with @belldreams​ the other night and she’d recently rewatched ANH and brought up the question:  “Why did Obi-Wan let Darth Vader strike him down?” and, boy, do I have thoughts and feelings about that scene!

Even before the context of the prequels, to me it was clear that Obi-Wan knew that he couldn’t beat Darth Vader, there was no point in trying and he wanted to show Luke just what this man was capable of:  Killing, in cold blood, someone who lowered their weapon and wasn’t fighting back.  Was it a manipulative move? Kinda, but it also relied on Darth Vader murdered a defenseless old man who wasn’t fighting back.  Someone who had been mentor and friend would not stop Vader from ruthlessly striking them down. Luke needed to know that.

But I think it was more than that and the prequels gave it so much more depth. Obi-Wan had spent the last 19 years in the desert in exile, that struggle to get up in the morning every day was only accomplished through his affection for Luke and his duty as a Jedi and holding on to the last bit of Anakin he had, it took everything that was left of him after he might as well have died on Mustafar.

Uncle Owen tells Luke that he thinks his father and General Kenobi died about the same time and, in the OT by itself, it’s a misdirection and rumor, it’s meant to throw the viewer (and Luke) off the scent of what really happened, to keep him safe.  But with the new context, it’s such a true line–Obi-Wan Kenobi died on Mustafar, all that was left of him was just a shell, after the loss of the Jedi Order, the loss of his entire culture, and the loss of Anakin.  On a personal level, I don’t know that he walked away from that fight, I think he maybe he did die there with Anakin.

Obi-Wan lets Darth Vader kill him because it’s his time, I’m sure the Force was telling him that it was okay to let go of this plane of existence now, and I think Obi-Wan may have welcomed it.  He was just a shell of a person by that point, most of what was left of him was his care for other people.  This was his next step forward, this is what he was meant for, to buy them time to escape, to show Luke what Darth Vader was capable of, and so that he could be there to spiritually guide Luke through the moments he most needed help in.

But most importantly of all, why did Obi-Wan let Darth Vader kill him?

Because, even if Obi-Wan honestly believed that there was nothing left of Anakin there (and, given his experiences with Sith Lords, I can’t blame him for thinking that, everything he’d been through would have told him exactly that, given Darth Sidious, Darth Maul, and Darth Tyrannus), he still couldn’t kill what was once Anakin Skywalker.

That:

Contemplation of death brought only one slight sting of regret, and more than a bit of puzzlement. Until this very moment, [Obi-Wan] had never realized he’d always expected, for no discernible reason– 

That when he died, Anakin would be with him.“
                                             –Revenge of the Sith, Matthew Stover

Obi-Wan’s path had led him here.  He couldn’t kill what was left of Anakin, no matter how evil and corrupted it was, and it was his time, he was ready to die, with what little of Anakin there was in this galaxy was with him, one last time.

Forbidden [Kim Jongin] - Part 2

Summary: “I’ve waited a long time for you to
hold your head up and look at me straight” - EXO “Falling For You”

Genere: Fluff

Warnings: None

AU: Royals

Originally posted by intokai

I looked at myself in the mirror. I didn’t see a servant, I saw a princess I used to be. A true lady. The mask was covering my face and the dress was flowing around me. I wished I could wear it everyday.

“You look stunning” said Miyoung

She was right. I really did.

“What time is it” I questioned

“It’s quarter past nine. The party had already begun”

The ballroom was just above seamstresses rooms. We quietly went out and headed to the party. My heart was beating so fast. I was so afraid someone will recognize me. If it happens, firing would be the best punishment. King Doyun was amazing ruler, but sometimes he had no mercy.

When I was about to enter the ballroom, Miyoung grabbed me by my shoulders.

“So, here’s the plan” she looked at me with a seriousness in her eyes “You go there, you start dancing with some random guy then, when you will switch partners, you’re going to do everything to dance with the prince. Do you understand?”

“Yes, but I still don’t think it’s a good idea? I hesitated

“There’s no going back right now” she opened small door for servants and pushed me through it “Good luck!”

Before I could say anything she closed them. Breath caught in my throat. I was standing by the wall of a huge ballroom. The gowns, the ladies were wearing were so amazing, I felt like mine wasn’t enough. My eyes stopped at the royal family. Prince Jongin was standing next to his mother. The mask was covering his face, but he looked just gorgeous. I could see a small smile on his face.

I took a step and I almost fell down. It’s been awhile since I was wearing heels. People started to gather in the middle off the ballroom. It was time to dance. Taking a deep breath, I stood next to a lady in green dress and turned around. My partner was supposed to be a surprise. I felt the tension around me. The music started to play and I turned around.

What I saw, made my heart beat even faster. Prince Jongin was holding his hand out to me. I almost forgot that I was supposed to dance. I grabbed his palm and he pulled me by my waist. I gasped.

“Did I hurt you, miss?” he asked

I shook my head, too shocked to say anything.

I guess Miyoung’s plan didn’t work out. I didn’t have to dance with some random guy because I had prince Jongin from the beginning.

I tried to relax in his arms, but it was impossible. I was dancing with real prince, the prince I fell for. It was almost like a dream come true.

Silent curse escaped my lips, as I stumbled a little.

“I’m sorry” I murmured

“It’s alright” he smiled “I’m supposed to lead”

I felt the warmth from his body. He was so close to me, I could feel his breath on my neck.

“Can I ask you something, miss?” he questioned

“Of course, your highness” I breathed out

“Have we met before?” he looked at me “Because you seem… Somehow familiar”

And that was it. This play is going to end quickly if I don’t think of something. Think, Y/N! Think! Quickly!

“I don’t think it’s possible” I laughed awkwardly

“But you’re voice… It reminds me of someone” prince furrowed his eyebrows at me “Where are you from?”

“I… Um…” I started to stutter “Well… The kingdom I come from isn’t far away”

“Where is it exactly?”

“North” more lies were slipping through my mouth

“It’s not like I’m not happy to see you here, miss” the prince smiled at me “But who invited you here?”

“It was lady Lee, your highness”

His eyes met mine. They were so deep and gentle. I could see a spark of joy and interest in them.

“You are really interesting…” he said “Wouldn’t you mind telling me your name? Since you already know mine”

“I would like to keep it as a secret… At least for now” smile appeared on my face “Your parents didn’t tell you who’s invited to your own birthday party?”

“Not really” he spinned me around

That was really unexpected. My grip tightened on his shoulder.

I knew we were about to switch our partners. I didn’t want it. I wanted to dance with prince Jongin all night. Again and again, and I still wouldn’t get bored.

“Can I show you something?” I heard his voice

I looked at him with astonishment and blinked a few times. His question really shocked me. I didn’t know what to answer. Taking a deep breath, I whispered:

“Can I say ‘no’ to the heir?”

He smiled to me and grabbed my hand. I wasn’t sure if we were allowed to leave the party, but everyone, including the king and the queen, were focused on dancing. We quickly went out of the ballroom and headed to palace’s gardens. I’ve never been there before, but I’ve heard from the people who were working there that they’re really big and beautiful. We went deeper and deeper and I already could say that the rumors were true. It was late night, but I still could see red roses and colorful tulips. Of course, there were many more plants than that. We finally stopped in a small gazebo. It was white with some golden ornamentations.

“Your highness, why did you bring me here?” I asked with confusion

“As I said before, I want to show you something” he replied and came closer to me

He turned me around, so I was facing the entrance to the gazebo.

“Look carefully” his voice was a whisper

I furrowed my eyebrows and after a few seconds, I saw it. Hundreds of fireflies started to fly around the garden. My eyes went wide. It was really beautiful, almost like magic. I’ve never seen something like this before. I felt summer breeze against my skin.

“Every summer night, they appear here” I heard prince’s voice “I haven’t shown it to anyone before”

I laughed quietly.

“I feel honored, your high-”

“Jongin” he interrupted me “Just, Jongin”

“Jongin…” I repeated his name “So… You come here every night?”

“Almost. Sometimes I have too much chores, as a part of the royal family. However, there’s something in this view that helps me relax”

“Yeah…” I let out a sigh “It’s really beautiful”

I turned around. His nose brushed against mine and it made my heart skip. He was so close. I felt blush creeping on my face. The tension between us was almost palpable. His hot breath against my cheek and his hands on my shoulders. He gently moved them to my waist, making me gasp. Suddenly, Jongin used his opportunity and kissed me softly. For the first few seconds, I was standing still, but then I kissed him back. Feeling his lips against mine was completely new experience. I wrapped my arms around his neck and tangled my hand in his silky hair. We got lost in each other. For a while, I forgot he was a prince and I was a servant. We were just Y/N and Jongin. My lungs started to demand air, but then he pulled away slowly and took a deep breath.

“I-I’m sorry…” he stuttered and stepped away from me “I shouldn’t have done that”

“It’s okay” I looked down with embarrassment

I’ve just kissed prince Jongin. I was wondering if I should run away or not.

“Well…” his voice was really quiet “Since we already kissed… Would you tell me your name?”

With a corner of my eye, I saw him taking off his mask. There was a small blush on his face. I brought my shaky hands to my face. I had to do it. I didn’t want to lie to him anymore.

“I won’t tell you my name, but I can do something else” I whispered before taking off my mask “Please, don’t run away”

I looked up at him. Instead of shock, I saw a smile forming on his lips. My heart was beating even faster than before. He was just standing in front of me, and I could feel his intense stare. I opened my mouth to say something, but he came closer to me.

“I knew it from the beginning” he whispered before kissing me again

Author’s note: The gif above is not mine. English is not my first language! Please respect it!

“I’ve always thought we were alike” - Otabek Altin

So that line has kind of puzzled me when Otabek said it, because I was wondering where exactly did Otabek see the similarities in Yuri Plisetsky.

And then Episode 11 happened, and I think I understand.

It’s implied, by the visuals of Yuri P. with his grandfather (old and beat up car), and by Otabek’s narration, that they both come from fairly lower-middle-class backgrounds, where financing someone who wants to pursue a fairly expensive sport like figure skating would be a pretty big burden. 

And they’d both uprooted themselves to pursue their idea of perfection and to hone their craft (Yuri moving from Moscow to St. Petersburg, Otabek travelling from Russia to the US to Canada), undoubtedly making many sacrifices along the way.

And I think this is why Yuri is so willing to reach out and accept Otabek’s offer of friendship.

The skating world at large calls Yuri the Russian fairy, and sing praises of his talent and potential. But this is probably one of the first few times that Yuri has met an outsider (read: not someone who’d watched him grow up and/or coached him) that actually sees and acknowledges the hard work and dedication that he puts into pursuing perfection in his career. 

Perhaps it requires another soldier to recognise the sacrifices made by another soldier, especially one as highly decorated as Yuri. 

[peter voice] stiles stilinski??? what a spaz what a— [trips] [hundreds of photos of stiles spill out of jacket] w-what a fucking asshole i—these arent mine i’m just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just— listen fuck [thousands of pictures of stiles scatter across the floor] shit— fuck i’m holding them for a friend just listen

The signs as random quotes I love pt 2
  • Aries: "if karma doesn't hit you I fucking will"
  • Taurus: "whoever thinks money doesn't buy happiness, transfer it to my account thank you"
  • Gemini: "1/2 of me hella lit. 1/2 of me hella emotional"
  • Cancer: "my mom did not raise a fool. Maybe a psycho but not a fool lmao"
  • Leo: "get yourself a me"
  • Virgo: "my lurking skills are A1 if I want to find out something trust me I FUCKING WILL I just need like 5-10 mins"
  • Libra: "me @ me: I'm literally begging u to get ur shit together right now"
  • Scorpio: "when somebody asks u why ur mad and it's just ur face"
  • Sagittarius: "the goal is to be with someone that matches your crazy"
  • Capricorn: "maturing is when you know you can beat somebody ass, but don't"
  • Aquarius: "every time I be ready to express my feelings that lil voice in my head be like "you better not start that weak shit" so I stfu"
  • Pisces: "being a sleepy girl with a busy life is hard"
Someone beat me to the vending machine and asked me, “What are you getting?”
“Water,” I said.
And so he bought me a bottle of water.
Little did he know that just made my day.
—  Dj