“I remember when Stiles first got his Jeep.
It belonged to his mother.
She wanted him to have it.
The first time when he took a spin behind the wheel, he went straight into a ditch.
I gave him his first roll of duct tape that day.
He was always getting into trouble.
But he always had a good heart.
If/when I die instead of a guest book at my funeral I want there to be a tag yourself as my mannerisms/funny stuff I did and everyone who goes signs their name under the thing they tag themselves as. everyone leaves with a random saved snapchat i sent to someone printed out on cardstock. everyone who gives a eulogy has a loud and obnoxious interrupting playout like at the oscars except it’s the intro to run away with me played at full volume. also, a la the oscars, during the wake, jimmy kimmel walks in wearing a tux, leading in a small army of random tourists for absolutely no reason and at the end it turns out somebody else died.