did i mention i love this band

anonymous asked:

Why people act as if Zayn was never grateful for what he has achieved with one direction?

Because people never listen to him. Because they read his interviews just to find something that they don’t like and twist his every word. A year and a half later, they are still bitter that Zayn left, that somehow, in their own version of events, Zayn “betrayed” them and his boys. How dare Zayn choose HIS happiness and mental health over theirs? How dare Zayn spill the secrets of what happened behind the scenes and what he/they went through?

Just like Zayn said, “everyone has an opinion on social media, even though they don’t know you, and it gets exhausting. You get misquoted in the press or a bullshit rumor gets printed and it’s frustrating to watch people believe those things and form opinions on you based on what they read”. They never actually take the time to listen to his words and understand his actions. They have this perception of him and even when they’re proven wrong, they still go with it and hate him for every single word.

Because the music that 1D created wasn’t Zayn’s style. BUT, if they’d paid attention to him all those years, they would’ve known that he’s more into RnB.

“I genuinely enjoyed [the band] and did whatever I could to be myself within that, but it’s just not where I sit as a musician”

“As much as I was in that band, and I loved everything that we did, that’s not music that I would listen to. I don’t think that’s an offensive statement to make. That’s just not who I am.”

“I’m massively grateful for that, and if it wasn’t for that, I wouldn’t be here. It’s not because I’m trying to be more successful or as successful as what was going on before, because there’s no comparison. I was in the biggest boy band in the world and I loved what we did as a boy band.” (AUDIO 5:00)

“No one can ever say I was ungrateful, even though it sort of comes across that way when I mention that I was frustrated with the band. That’s not the case at all.”

Let’s not forget that Zayn congratulated the boys after releasing Drag Me Down, their first single without him, and his tweet went unnoticed by “his brothers”, as these fans call them.

And last, but not least, Zayn publicly thanked the boys in his speech when he was awarded at The Asian Awards back in 2015, just 3 weeks after leaving the band.

“And also, I’d like to take this moment to thank four of the best guys I’ve ever met whilst being in the band and doing all the amazing things that I did. Some of the things that we did will stay with me for the rest of my life.”

cupcakeblake  asked:

top 5 jily fanfics

THIS IS MEAN

ummmmm

Question Time by @fetchalgernon

not only does this include british politics (accurate!! british!! politics!!) it also includes some of the best characterizations (srsly just check out all of her stuff, it’s all great) and the relationship develops so well and the tension and the dirty stuff ;) !! i love it, i honestly reread it all the time

All Right, Evans? by CokeBottleK

honestly probably the only multi-chap jily fanfic I’ve ever completed. great ust jily, great lily ‘not a stick in the mud’ evans and the canonverse is great!!

One Wild Ride by @hiddenpolkadots

nai is probably gonna hate me for plugging this bc it will mean more ppl nagging her to continue it but i love it so much i have to include it. it’s a band au and it’s great and the jily is great and did i mention it’s a band au?? cmon 

Foil by @alrightpotter

this is a lil fic and it’s honestly so cute! the relationship is developed rlly well, not rushed or anything and i love the real emotions behind it… plus her james and lily are written rlly 10/10. also slow burn = yes yes yes.

Three Swipes, You’re Out by @hiddenpolkadots

my gf writes the best fics okay. it’s a tinder au and it’s hilarious and james is useless and i love it. i will say no more.

anonymous asked:

not sure if you have any, but dating Connor Murphy hcs??

OH BOYS DATING CONNOR WOULD INCLUDE:
• late night cuddles
• shirtless snuggles
• back tickles
• sitting on his roof with a blanket wrapped around the two of you
• neck kisses
• hickeys
• checking to see if there’s food in each other’s teeth
• literally no boundaries at all
• acting like an old married couple
• “con, did you wash your socks?”
• “yes, dear.”
• not making much money
• but just enough to support your little family
• lots of tears
• lots of cuddles
• snuggling on the couch
• band posters everywhere
• hickeys
• playing with each other’s hair
• playing with each other’s fingers
• hickeys
• him fingering you a ton
• like even if it’s just because he’s bored
• “I love you” sex
• hickeys
• wearing each other’s clothes
• coffee at 10pm
• slushies at 3am
• long walks
• and did I mention hickeys?

Why I love End of an Era

• Harmonies!
• Josh screaming ¿??!!¿?¿?
• Mike’s vocals I am LIVING
• References to every aLBUM
• Did I mention Josh’s screaming??
• So many harmonies I am singing them at once
• LOOK AROUND ROUND LOOK AROUND
• Josh saying ‘fuck’ !!!!!!
•intensiTY
• But really the song parallels fuck me uP
• Matt and Mike backup vocals more like back me up into my fucking grave
• Ian’s drumming slays my life
• Honestly though Ian is the face of the band
• Seriously though if Josh doesn’t stop screaming I may end up in the hospital
• Shakespeare reference ??? Ouch !!!

Oh god watching the straights™ play Before the Storm is so hilarious and frustrating. I’m watching ihascupquake’s playthrough and so far she threw the belt over to Rachel instead of handing it to her, didn’t say “nice weather” and didn’t flirt with her so the entire dialogue was changed during two truths and a lie.

She chose wanting to be a pirate as the truth and secretly in a band as a lie. So Chloe didn’t say “Did I mention my love for booty?”. She also chose to say “Arrrr” instead of “be my first mate?”. So when Rachel called her out on a lie about the band, instead of saying “Pity, you’d look hot on stage” she said “You’d look awesome on stage.” And I’m just shook.

I mean, I get it. People play the game differently. This is just the first time I’m seeing this dialogue from the characters if you’re not flirtatious at all with Rachel. It’s just weird.

Renamed Falsettoland Songs
  • Falsettoland: homosexuals, women with children, short insomniacs, and a teeny tiny band
  • About Time: Marvin Isn't A Dick Anymore!
  • Year of the Child: did i mention that i love anthony rosenthal?
  • Miracle of Judaism: Jason isn't Gay (pt. 2)
  • The Baseball Game: whizzer's back! and better than ever
  • A Day in Falsettoland: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
  • Round Tables, Square Tables: that bit that was cut down and thrown in before The Stepfather™ song
  • Everyone Hates His Parents: the one where mendel is The Most Relatable™
  • What More Can I Say?: The Nude Love Song™(he fuckign checks under the blanket)
  • Something Bad is Happening: oh shit, it's the 80's
  • More Racquetball: happy act II? bitch, you thought
  • Holding to the Ground: ,,,, fuck (Trina's Act II Song)
  • Days Like This: set aside your petty issues because AIDS
  • Canceling the Bar Mitzvah: he's WHAT???
  • Unlikely Lovers: i'm not crying, you're crying
  • Another Miracle of Judaism: the most heartbreaking song ever!!! f*ck you, bill finn
  • Something Bad is Happening (Reprise): your lover be dying, and so be you!
  • You Gotta Die Sometime: Both The Best and The Worst Song™ (Give Andrew Rannells ALL the Tonys)
  • Jason's Bar Mitzvah: The Worst Day™
  • What Would I Do?: do not make jokes at a time like this,,,,,
  • Falsettoland (Reprise): *uncontrollable sobbing*

I JUST SAW POWER RANGERS

1) Billy is the most adorable thing to ever he’s amazing

2) Zach and his mom were ADORABLE also? An Asian boy as the “bad boy” who cuts class? Amazing

3) Kimberly Hart feels so destroyed about hurting someone? I’m in love.

4) We should start a band LEMONADE MOUTH

5) I seriously cried with the Billy thing and after my friend leaned over and was like ‘thank god’ and I seriously though like ahhhhh

6) Did I mentioned I love Billy

7) NO ROMANCE GUYS

8) “Tommy Oliver” GREEN RANGER GIVE ME A SEQUEL GUYS

9) Trini and Kimberly are gay like that donut thing? 300

10) Okay but every time they said Krispy Kreme I was no longer able to take them seriously

11) Also Naomi Scott and Becky G have said that they want Tommy to be a girl also Trini’s girlfriend which YES

12) Rita was creepy af okay

13) Also I straight up died when they played “Go Go Power Rangers”

14) okay so anyone who has ever seen an episode of Power Rangers ever knows that they loose at first then bind together into their Mega Zord and kick butt but damn this MegaZord was so much better that usual

15) It got dark inn places, man

16) I said “it’s morphin’ time” at the same time he did my friend leaned over and called me a nerd

17) When they only waited for him because they didn’t know how to get out

18) I LOVE NAOMI SCOTT

19) The robot was the best

20) Any of these guys could kick me in the face and I would thank them for it

21) Who else low key ships the OT5?

Anyways Power Rangers is amazing I loved it

some alice in chains memes

because i look @ the fucking tags and theyre so depressing

- sean dressed as a fucking clown
- DOOT DOOT YERRR
- laynes impression of dave mustaine ????
- YEAH
- narlens
- jerry in speedos
- “This is our mascot alice”
- did i mention yeah?
- THE NONA TAPES!!!!!!!
- love song
- jayne and larry
- “hell…yeah….can i say hell?”
- we will never know who won the waterslide race @ headbangers ball (it was jerry cmon)
- getting sludge factory wrong on unplugged
- when u break a lampshade
- “i know butt town. Ive been to butt town”
- when layne fucking decks some nazi in the audience
- “slaughter?”

okay first of all, please excuse my poor banner. i had to delete photoshop earlier this year and this was legit made in ms paint (i know, who would have thought). but anyways!!! this july is the month when liam’s single get low came out (stream it, buy it, love it), LOUIS’ SINGLE BACK TO YOU COMES OUT JESUS CHRIST!!!, HARRY’S LITERAL BLOCKBUSTER MOVIE COMES OUT????, and since we all know that ot4 likes doing stuff at the same time, niall will probably drop sth on us too (release on the loose nialler). i thought a good way to honour this month might be to make a list of all of my lovely 1d-related mutuals!!!

thank you guys for making my dash fun and following me back/not unfollowing me after 2 days. i love you all and here’s to many more months of ~mutual tumblring~ about the extradionharry, brilliam, fabulouis, phenomeniall band that is one direction (yes, i have been here since this joke was coined. no, it has not died out yet) 💕

the list is under the cut! and please note that this is a list of 1d blogs only, which is why i’ve left out some of my mutuals!

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The Dead Can't Testify
Billy Talent
The Dead Can't Testify

So they marched me down to the center of town
With their pitchforks high in the air.
I was chained and bound with a blindfold around
So the judge wouldn’t catch my stare.

And they hung my soul from the gallows pole,
But the witch they never found.
So to those who don’t fit society’s mold,
Learn to swim or you will drown.

And the rain falls down, let it fall to the ground.
And the birds don’t sing, no they don’t make a sound.
So I look to the sky, tell me why, tell me why,
Do they all get to live and I have to die?

mikey:look @ my friend and bandmate he did most the lyrics!!! and did so much to help me get my life back!!!! nd I love so many of dave’s songs!!! (also my previous band was a really dark time for me i’d prefer not to mention it haha)

kerrang: miKEY WAY!!!! FROM MY CHEM TALKS ABOUT HOW THE SUN SHINES FROM HIS DICK!!!1!!!????!!! also with his pal david whatshisname

Surprises...(Part two)- Josh Dun

As the bus came to a stop at the arena they were playing that night Lauren got really excited.

“Daddy, is uncle Tyler here?” she asked beaming with excitement.

“Yeah, he’s somewhere. Probably still sleeping on his bus. It’s kind of early.” Josh said turning his attention from you to his daughter.

“I wanna see them though. When can we see them?” Lauren asked.

“Lauren, calm down. We’ll have some breakfast then we’ll go bug them.” you said.

Both your kids immediately got up picking up their toys and sat at the table.

“Wow, they’re so trained.” Josh chuckled.

“Well one of us has to be strict. I mean you’re like another child, but I love it.” you said pulling out a box of cereal and pouring a bowl for each of your kids (including Josh).

“Mommy, don’t be mean to daddy. He’s more fun.” Lauren said shoving cereal down her throat.

“Hey, that wasn’t very nice. Mom can be fun too.” Josh defended you.

“Lauren who brings you shopping?” you asked knowing how much she loves it.

“You.” she said.

“See. Therefore I’m more fun.” you said and it made Lauren laugh.

After breakfast you cleaned up the mess and Josh played with the kids just enjoying the time you got together.

“So, Tyler just texted me saying he is on his way over.” Josh said and it made both your kids cheer.

“Jackson, come on let’s go hid.” Lauren said eagerly taking her brother’s hand and pulling him into her bunk.

After a few moments the bus door flew open and Tyler climbed on and Jenna followed.

“Y/N you’re here. How you been?” Tyler asked giving you a hug.

“Great, now that I’m here with all my favorite people.” you replied.

“Speaking of where are those crazy children of yours?” Tyler asked and you could hear giggling from the bunks. He walked back quietly to go sneak up on them.

“So you’re finally here. We’ve missed you guys.” Jenna said hugging you.

“I know. I’ve missed everyone so much. But Lauren has school, so it’s hard pulling her for long periods.” you said.

You could hear laughter from the back of the bus where Josh, Tyler, and the kids were all playing.

You and Jenna hung out just catching up for a while in the front.

“So Tyler and I want to give you and Josh so alone time with no kids. Can we take them tonight? They can sleep on our bus.” Jenna offered.

“Oh you don’t have to.”

“No. really we want to. I can’t imagine what it’s like being away from Tyler for so long. You and Josh need time to hang out and be adults.” she said with a wink.

“Oh yeah, that won’t be happening. I’ll be fast asleep as soon as we get on the bus tonight.” you said knowing that she was implying you and Josh were going to have sex.

“You have 3 weeks to catch up on sleep. Have some fun.” she said laughing.

You were glad you had a close relationship with Jenna and could talk about things like that.

Later…

Tyler was singing some nonsense into the microphone. Josh sat with you on the empty arena floor that would soon be filled with hundreds of screaming fans.

“This is amazing.” you said in total awe.

“I know. To just think you were pregnant for Lauren when I joined the band and now she’s running around with our son in this huge venue.” Josh said as he watched the kids chasing each other in the big empty space.

“Guess I should go up there and practice with him now.” Josh said with a sigh.

“Why did you sigh?” you asked turning to him.

“It just sucks. I mean I finally get to be with you and I have to work.” he said putting his hands up in slight defeat.

“I don’t mind. At least we’re together while you work. Not to mention how much  I love watching you drum.” you said placing a kiss on his cheek. “Now go play.”

He got up and jogged to the stage where your two kids followed him.

“Can we play?” Lauren asked Josh.

He looked to Tyler to see if he had time, Tyler shook his head as an indication to let them play.

“Sure but only for a few minutes, then I have to get to work.”

He put both the kids on either knee and let them bang away on the drums. This was one of the things you missed the most about Josh being home. Seeing him with his kids was heart warming. He adored them and hated when he had to leave.

After a couple minutes you went up and told your kids it was time to go lay down and relax. You liked keeping them on a schedule even if they were having a good time. Josh understood and told them they could drum again later.

Back on the bus now you laid on the couch while your kids were in their bunks asleep. Scrolling through your social media trying to relax before tonight’s show.

Suddenly the bus door swung open and Josh climbed on.

“Shh.. they’re sleeping.” you said sitting up and motioning for him to sit with you.

“Right, sorry.” he said sitting down and pulling you to his lap.

“So this is the first time we’ve had some alone time.” he said leaning in and connecting your lips with his.

“Mommy?” yelled your son from the bunks of the bus.

You pulled away from the kiss “guess that was the end of that.” you said and stood and walked to the bunks.

Walking with your son on your hip back to the couch you saw Josh at the counter making a 4 sandwiches.

“Hey buddy you hungry?” Josh asked putting the food in front of your son who was now at the table.

“Of course he is, they both eat like you, 24/7.” you joked and Lauren came out sitting next to you at the table and ate.

“Sorry guys, I would love to stay but I have to go do some interviews. I’ll see you guys right before the show?” Josh said after you all finished lunch.

“Okay. we’ll meet up in your dressing room before?” you suggested.

“Sounds perfect. I love you guys. Bye.” Josh left the bus and you were back to being alone with your kids. Until Jenna came and took them.

“I know you need a break Y/N. They’re always good for me. I’ll bring them to hang out with me, go watch Josh’s interviews. You don’t get to see him much.enjoy it while you can.” she said.

“Thanks Jenna. You’re right, I do need time. Thank you so much.”

“Are we still taking them tonight? I was kind of looking forward to it.” Jenna said with your kids begging you to stay overnight on Tyler and Jenna’s bus.

“Sure. Don’t have too much fun without me.” you joked before leaving and walking to the arena to find Josh.

You found Josh and Tyler in the middle of an interview so you snuck in and sat behind the camera and Josh’s face suddenly light up.

“So, both of you are married, what’s that like being on tour and all?” the interviewer asked.

“Well it’s great for me because I can have my wife Jenna with me.” Tyler said.

“and you Josh? You have a child right? Is it different?” the interviewer turned the question to Josh.

He looked at you then to his hands then back to the interviewer.

“Yeah, I have 2 kids now actually, a 5 and 3 year old. It was easier before my daughter went to school because they would come on tour with me the whole time. Now they visit when they can and I go home if I have a day or two off. I miss them so much when I’m gone and they actually came this morning and it’s really exciting to be spending the next 3 weeks with them. You know get in all those adorable moments in before they grow up.” he said with the biggest smile on his face.

Once the interview was over Josh stood and walked over to where leaning against the wall.

“Hey there babe.” he said with a smirk on his face. “Where are the kids?”

“They are with Jenna right now.”

“Well that’s perfect. That was my last interview and I still have about 30 minutes before I have to get ready. So what do you say we head to my dressing room and you know, catch up.” he said kissing your forehead and taking your hand in his.

“Let’s go.” you said and he lead you to the dressing room.

He pushed you down on the couch that was in the center of the room and hovered over you. He placed a deep kiss to your lips and started to move down to your neck. You tilted your head up to expose more of your neck. When he found your spot you let out a quiet moan.

“Moaning just from this, what will happen when I get you alone again?” he said smugly.

“Well Jenna and Tyler offered to take the kids tonight, so I guess we won’t have to wait to long to find out.” you said as he moved farther down lifting your shirt.

“That’s something to look forward to.” he said.

Suddenly there was a knock at the door.

Josh pulled off of you and chuckled as you sat up and readjusted yourself.

He looked at you for approval to open the door and you gave him a nod.

“Hey sorry to interrupt anything, but Jenna is headed in with the kids right now and I didn’t want them witnessing anything life scarring.” Tyler joked walking into the room. He was followed by Jenna and the kids who walked in just seconds after.

It was finally time for the Josh and Tyler to go on. Josh played like he hadn’t played in so long. He was great, it just showed how much he was different when you were around. He was so much happier and everyone noticed.

As you stood on the side with your kids your son soon grew antsy.

“I wanna play. Please, can I?” Jackson begged pulling on your sleeve.

“Jackson, he’s playing for the fans right now. Maybe another time.” you tried to reason with him, but he’s 3. There’s not much reasoning you can do.

As Tyler made his way to talk to the fans Jackson let go of your hand and ran on to stage.

“Jackson, get back here.” you whisper yelled.

Josh was shocked when he felt his son climbing onto his lap. You made your way out onto stage to grab Jackson when the fans started to interrupt Tyler’s speech by cheering when they saw you.

“Oh looks like Josh has some company. Guys welcome Y/N, Josh’s wife and Jackson the future drummer.” Tyler joked as you took Jackson off his lap.

“Sorry bout that.” you apologized.

“No worries.” he stood and leaned into your ear. “Have these kids on the other bus before I get to you. It’s been too long, if you know what I mean.” he gave you a kiss then gave your son a kiss on his forehead.

“I do.” you said then walked off.

Once Trees was performed you told Jenna that she should probably take the kids now. She took the hint and brought your kids to her and Tyler’s bus.

Josh told you to go to the bus while he washed up. So you made your way there and waited patiently.

After about 30 minute of waiting you texted him.

To Josh

Hurry up, I’m growing impatient.

Sent 11:32pm

From Josh

Eager much. I’ll be there in a minute.

Received 11:33pm

You got up and stripped down to just underwear and bra. You were in need of his touch. He was right it had been too long.

The bus door swung open and Josh hurried on, locking the door. He turned around and saw that you weren’t wearing much and blushed.

“Guess I was right about you being eager, huh?” he asked pinning you against the wall.

“Well I can’t help myself. Seeing you play makes me, I don’t know.” you closed the space between your lips.

Josh broke the kiss to pull off his shirt and pants. He placed his hands on your hips and started kissing you again. You could feel how hard he was getting against your leg.

“Oh and I was the eager one.” you sassed.

“Did you just get mouthy with me?” he asked teasingly. “Go lay down in the bunk.” he said and you walked off. “Loose the bra and underwear too.” he called after you.

You dropped the remainder of your clothing on the floor before climbing into the bunk.

Josh came in a few minutes later and climbed on top of you. Without anymore talking you two were attached at the lips. He moved his way down your naked body leaving small hickeys on his way.

“Josh please. Do something, touch me.”

He moved farther down granting your wish and started working on your clit. He sucked on it and when you let out a moan he put a finger inside of you.

“You’re so wet baby.”

“Fuck Josh, it’s been so long I’m close already.” you could barely speak.

He removed his fingers and you whimpered from the loss of pleasure.

He lined himself up and teased you with the tip of his cock.

“How bad do you want it?” Josh asked into your neck.

“So bad. Please fuck me Josh.” you begged.

He put his lips to your neck and thrusted inside you.

“Fuck you’re so tight. God I’ve missed this cunt so bad baby.”

“Josh, faster. Your big dick feels so good.” he moved faster and you felt him twitch inside you when you clenched around him.

“Are you close?” he asked.

“Yeah. I’m about to cum.”

“Do it baby. I want you to cum all over me.”

He thrusted into you a few more times before you hit your climax and you moaned his name as he cummed inside you. He rode out both your orgasms before flopping down next to you.

“Fuck that was… wow.” Josh said and you giggled.

“I know. I think I forget how much I miss the real thing.” you said pulling the covers over you and Josh.

“What do you mean ‘real thing’?” Josh asked pulling you close.

“Do you really think I go months without any attention. I have to do things on my own when you’re not around.” you said closing your eyes.

“So you’re a naughty girl, I see. What do you say we go for round two?”

“Not right now. I haven’t gotten a good night sleep in so long. We have 3 weeks to make up for lost time and trust me this isn’t the only night Jenna and Tyler will have the kids.” you said.

“I like the sound of that.” he placed a kiss to your forehead and you closed your eyes. “Good night Y/N. I love you so much.”

“I love you too.” then you fell asleep with Josh right next to you.

“Is there a reason your naked in my bed?”

Prompt:34.Is there a reason your naked in my bed? 74. Did I stutter? 82. Bring your pretty little butt over here.Smut with Klaus.

Pairing: Klaus x Reader

Warning: Ssmut, Curse Words, Face Riding.

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In which I live-blog Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

Okay. Here we go.

Can I get more Heather and Valencia this episode? Please?

Oh, Rebecca. So many unresolved father issues.

Wait? Paula made that veil? What a gem. What a fantastic human.

Rebecca, I know you’re SO HAPPY but this wedding CANNOT happen.

I mean, this wedding isn’t going to happen, right?

RIGHT?!?!

YES A DEATH METAL NUMBER THIS IS EVERYTHING I EVER WANTED FROM THIS SHOW

You know Josh, you’re not the brightest, but thank you for recognizing something’s up and that Rebecca’s has done a complete 180 in regard to her newfound idealized vision of her relationship with her father.

You still shouldn’t marry Rebecca, though.

Stop being cute. I refuse to ship this.

Oh, God; she’s said her life is practically perfect. She’s happy. How is this all going to fall apart?

Hmmm…

Oh, God.

Josh is a stand-in for her dad.

No, not like that.

Just that she had abandonment issues regarding her father and that Josh is her way of fixing that. Like, by him sticking with her, she can mentally erase what happened with her dad by making Josh the primary male figure in her life. Just like “A Boy Band Made Up of Four Joshes” in season one suggested-that every guy she dates is just a stand-in for her dad.

This show, guys. It’s so good.

Robert? Who tf is Robert? Was she engaged before? Interesting

Darryl’s in the stag party, God bless.

REJOSHECCA CHABUNCH DID I MENTION HOW MUCH I LOVE DARRYL

Looks like Rebecca’s not the only one with an unhealthy relationship with her opposite-sex parent. (Lookin’ at you, Hector.)

White Josh is right; last two people who should get married.

WiJo is not into marriage; of course. Kids, yes, marriage, no-Darryl is going to be so upset.

But, you know, actual conflict that couples have to deal with is good, so props on that. I’m excited to see where their storyline goes. And, you know, I think there’s something to be said for not having to “legitimize” a relationship by getting married.

But I also really want them to get married at some point, so…

But, you know, it’s fine. Because I trust the creative team on this show-I trust them in whatever decisions they decide to make.

Wow, I have literally never said that about a show before. Good, job, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Team. (This show is the best, you guys.)

I love Father Brah. Like, legitimately so much.

Shut up, Naomi; Valencia is great.

“Hootenany.” I’m so glad Valencia’s vocabulary is this way.

All of these guests, but no Trent? I was promised Trent. Where is Trent?

Did she just…pop her foot while hugging her dad? WTF?

Aw, Scott and Paula went together. As much as I don’t like infidelity plots, I’m glad they’re working things out.

Naomi is dishing. It. Out. I wasn’t aware how much I loved her before this episode.

NATHANIEL IS HERE

WHY

WHY IS NATHANIEL HERE AND NOT TRENT

Is he trying to be a Nice Guy ™? Or does he just want approval because he also has father-based self-esteem issues? In either case, he really needs to shut up.

Hmm…accepted to Harvard, Robert happened, went to Yale instead? GIVE ME ANSWERS

Yeah, she’s an enigma because she kept one obviously traumatic event from you, Josh.

He thought….

The dance instructor thinks Rebecca is marrying her dad. Wow. And she finds it funny instead of being freaked out (presumably because a stranger sees an emotional connection between them and she’ll take anything she can get at this point)? Can this show get any more blatant?

My poor, little problematic protagonist.

I NEED. TO BORROW. SOME CASH. WOOOOOOOOOOOW. What a fucking jerk.

No wonder Rebeca has so many issues. Her own parental unit only came to her wedding in order to ask her for some fucking money. God, I hate this show.

(That’s a lie; I love this show with every single atom in my body.)

Thank you, Doctor Akopian. Dr. Akopian is the hero we all need. #AkopianforPresident

Oh shit, Robert the mysterious ex-boyfriend was her TEACHER?! (I mean, she said “I dropped out of your class” and “You said you’d leave your wife,” so I assume…)

Oh, no, Rebecca. You did not drive your father away, you were eleven. You were not a needy child. Someone give this poor woman a hug.

Forget about the past? I do not like this. I don’t trust you, Silas. I’ve got both my eyes on you.

YES TRENT FINALLY

PLEASE SAVE US WITH YOUR MORALLY UNSOUND PLOTS

So, this wedding can’t happen, but I don’t want Josh to be the one to call it off because I know that will utterly break Rebecca.

But I also don’t want Josh to be sad because he’s trying his best.

Yes, communication is good. Thank you, Father Brah.

This conversation is going to be a time.

A REPRISE OF YOU STUPID BITCH

AND VILLAIN IN MY OWN STORY

IT’S A MEDLEY

Okay, this show wins all the awards. All of them. Everyone else can go home.

NO JOSH A GIRL CANNOT FIX ALL YOUR PROBLEMS

YES JOSH RECOGNIZING YOUR ISSUES AND CALLING YOURSELF OUT I KNEW YOU HAD IT IN YOU

Please, talk to each other. I don’t ship you, but you need to have this conversation.

I am actually legitimately scared; I have no idea what is going to happen.

This friendship is so important. Paula and Rebecca, I mean.

HAHAHAHAHA DON’T ASK ME I’M JUST A DUMB COWBOY WHO LIKES WEDDINGS Darryl is my favorite. Like, actual favorite on this show.

WiJo, maybe you shouldn’t argue about it, but you should talk. Discussing where your relationship will go is important for couples everywhere.

Heather’s directness and honesty is everything to me.

JOSH WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING

DARRYL DARRYLDARRYLDARRYL IT IS FAR TOO EARLY IN YOUR RELATIONSHIP TO CONSIDER HAVING A BABY YOU GUYS ARE PRECIOUS BUT PLEASE THINK ABOUT THIS

Why is this show like this? Why did I sell my soul?

…I hate this.

Josh, no. Don’t just leave. You need to talk to Rebecca. Trust me, it will hurt her less than if you just don’t show up without an explanation.

I am so here for all of Rebecca’s friends being willing to rip Josh apart for abandoning her.

“With someone else, but it’s not what you think?” Is he dead?

WHAT

JOSH IS JOINING THE MINISTRY

…Because Father Brah said it was the answer to all of his questions about life and Josh thinks this will solve his serial monogamy problem.

I…honestly didn’t see that coming.

Oh, no. Rebecca is thinking about jumping. I can’t do this. I cannot do this. I asked for a silly musical show that deconstructed romantic comedies, and I did NOT ask for this.

Aw, she admitted she loved Greg while he was here. This makes my heart happy. They were not good for each other and shouldn’t get back together, but I’m glad she acknowledged his importance.

Okay. So, Robert was her teacher, he broke up with her, she tried to burn his stuff and got tried for arson, and the judge agreed to strike it from her record if she sought mental health counseling. She went to a mental institution and did the whole drug cocktail thing, and that explains why she was on so much medication at the beginning of the show and couldn’t feel anything.

That…makes a lot of sense, actually.

YES PAULA

Oh, God, this is so important. Everyone in Rebecca’s life left her because of their stuff, not because of her. And it all starts with her father walking out.

YES YOU TELL HIM REBECCA

Oh, thank GOD.

“You’re crazy.” “Little bit.”

REBECCA OWNING HERSELF AND ACKNOWLEDGING HER ISSUES HOW LONG I HAVE WAITED FOR THIS DAY

“Have fun flying coach, dick.” Oh, Nathaniel. You know, I just might come to like you.

Destroying Josh Chan. What is she planning?

WAIT WHAT NO

YOU CAN’T JUST END IT THERE NO

I CAN’T WAIT ANOTHER 8 MONTHS FOR A RESOLUTION TO THIS

GIVE ME MORE

Well, at least we got renewed for season 3.

I look forward to it.

And, I gotta say: Rebecca hating Josh is a new dynamic I am beyond excited to explore.

Peace out. This has been a Liveblog No One Will Read.

Why Bad Blood isn’t sexist.

A song Dissection. 

sexist definition: relating to or characterized by prejudice, stereotyping, or discrimination, typically against women, on the basis of sex.

’Cause baby, now we’ve got bad blood (We are on bad terms)
You know it used to be mad love (we use to be friends)
So take a look what you’ve done (You’ve done something)
’Cause baby, now we’ve got bad blood, hey! (once again, we’re on bad terms)
Now we’ve got problems (We’re on bad terms so now we have problems)
And I don’t think we can solve ‘em (I don’t think we can solve our problems)
You made a really deep cut (You hurt me really bad)
And baby, now we’ve got bad blood, hey! (we’re on bad terms)

[So far there is nothing Sexist about this. There was nothing prejudice, there were not stereotypes and no one was discriminated against. ]

Did you have to do this? (Did you have to do this?)
I was thinking that you could be trusted (I thought I could trust you)
Did you have to ruin what was shiny? (We had a good relationship)
Now it’s all rusted (Now we have a bad relationship)
Did you have to hit me where I’m weak? (This could be interpreted differently. Maybe the said person took advantage of a vulnerable state or something.)
Baby, I couldn’t breathe (I couldn’t breathe / I was shocked / it bothered me / ect. Describing her feeling.)
And rub it in so deep, Salt in the wound like you’re laughing right at me (she felt mocked, or hurt by this person. Describing her feeling.)

[Once more, nothing about these lyrics depict any sexism. Most of the lyrics are Taylor directly talking to the person about how she felt.]

Oh, it’s so sad to
Think about the good times
You and I (It’s sad to think about the good times we had. Once again talking about her feelings)

[Nothing sexist is mentioned here]

Did you think we’d be fine? (Did you think we’d go back to normal?)
Still got scars in my back from your knives (I’m still hurt from what you did)
So don’t think it’s in the past (So don’t think it’s over)
These kind of wounds they last and they last (Things like this don’t just become forgotten. )
Now, did you think it all through? (Did you think this all through?)
All these things will catch up to you (These things you did will catch up to you)
And time can heal, but this won’t (Time can heal things but it will not heal this)
So if you’re come my way
Just don’t (If you are planning on coming towards me or talking to me, don’t)

[Nothing sexist is mentioned above]

Band-aids don’t fix bullet holes (This is pretty much metaphorical to say sorry doesn’t fix big problems)
You say sorry just for show (You say sorry just because it looks good)
You live like that, you live with ghosts (If you live like that you live with guilt/ ghosts. idk how to explain this but I think it’s self explanatory)
Band-aids don’t fix bullet holes (hey) 
You say sorry just for show (hey)
If you live like that, you live with ghosts (hey)
(Mmm) If you love like that, blood runs cold!

[Once again nothing is sexist above. She is stating her opinion that people should be sincere when they apologize or try to regain a relationship.]

No where in this song did sexism take place. However I will mention that social media has made this about pitting women against each other and Taylor Swift and Katy Perry did not. 

The Bad Blood music video dissection will be here, shortly.