did i just say that for real

anonymous asked:

Let's be real, a drunk Lena has absolutely asked Kara for a threesome with Supergirl. Most awkward moment of Kara's life (especially given they weren't even dating at that point, just having a gal pals night). And then Lena woke up hungover with Kara sitting by her bedside and looking at her strangely. And Lena opened her eyes, saw Kara's expression, and let her aching head bury itself in the pillow. "Oh god what did I say?"

LENA ASKING KARA FOR A THREESOME WITH SUPERGIRL IS THE BEST THING EVER 

anonymous asked:

Elise, do you have any headcanons about Bahorel right after he left law school? I've just left it too to fulfill my real dream I realized recently, but even my best friend says it's not possible to come true. I know they don't want to hurt me, but still I feel really lonely now with almost no support and it kinda sucks.. Sorry for bothering you, but I look up to you, you're such a lovely person deserving the best in life. I hope everything goes well for you

Bahorel does law school the way I did maths for the first 18 years of my life: poorly and with a distinct lack of motivation to get better at it.

Law just seemed like the thing to do at the time, you know? Law makes you look employable. But Bahorel just isn’t a white collar kind a guy. And that’s coming from a guy who loves collars.

Bahorel is social! Bahorel was born to go from place to place, make friend with everybody he meets and fill up a whole bar with his roaring voice. He wasn’t made for Law.

When he ditches law school, it’s like a weight has been lifted from his shoulders. Sure, he wasn’t going to lectures that often to begin with, but it was still a relief. He does a couple of side jobs here and there, helping people move out, playing the bartender for a couple of nights a week, coaching some people at the gym. He likes that, tending the bar. He gets to meet people.

That’s how he meets Feuilly and Grantaire, rolling up their sleeves as their about to start a brawl. Bahorel joins because a) brawl and b) the other guys were looking for it. It gets him fired, but at least he’s made two new friends.

A week later, Bahorel attends his first ABC meeting.

i really can’t belive that tarjei is real. i mean he’s so smart, wise, talented, he doesn’t want to be famous. he’s just a kid who works hard. studies at school, plays in a theater, plays on tv and wants to achive something in his career. do you know so many people like him? not me for sure, especially in this world with intolerant and hateful people. i really hope a great future awaits him. can’t wait to see how he wins an oscar and say ‘that’s my boy he did it’

anonymous asked:

To the previous anon~i actually think Jinhwan did something with his face, i'm guessing a nose job, you can clearly see it by comparing older photos, and don't say he grew up or something because that kind of transformation doesn't happen like that. I'm not the only one who saw this, but since there's no official statement it can't be proven. I'm not trying to accuse or anything, i love them and i'm just pointing out the reality.

There was this rumor long time ago that he got a nose job (I even heard that Hanbin got a nose job lol) but honestly, I don’t see it? 

Predebut:

Now:

This one is really REALLY old:

I think Mix & Match(?):

Now:

There’s practically no difference, other than he’s a ghost in the newest photos. 
Lighting, perspective, photo quality etc. can make things look different, same with/without make-up.
And yeah even if you don’t want to hear this. People’s faces change a lot during puberty/when you’re a young adult. Even my nose changed in the last 5 years more than Jinhwan’s and I didn’t do anything to my face.

listen folks i love the “walking backwards towards bed whilst kissing” trope as much as the next person but my real question here is @bbc in the musketeers series one episode nine “knight takes queen” how many times did alexandra dowling and santiago cabrera trip and fall over backwards before they got it right. did someone shout directions to them from off screen. were there contingency plans in case ms dowlings skirts got in the way. myabe they just got it really right the first time around because they are secretly gymnasts and have impeccable balance!!! either way,,,,,,,,,,,,i really feel deprived of these hypothetical bloopers, bbc, is what i am saying,

anonymous asked:

This whole "Camila has never denied Camren" thing is a myth though.... Like she's said it wasn't real was just a friendship and that they didn't like it but everyone just ignores that she ever did it bc she wasn't as in people's faces about as L was, but she has defiantly denied it on her own before and after she did she just stopped bringing it up.

i can’t wait for the day they start dating people ‘publicly’ and yet some of us will say it’s PR and that they’re doing it to protect their (C&L) relationship

anonymous asked:

What did Jontron do?! I've been off YouTube and tumblr for a while due to school but what happen?

Oh dude. He is literally just spouting really racist fucked up shit. He’s saying like white nationalist shit. I would check out @jonjafarifanclub for the real receipts

11 Questions Tag

I was tagged by the very lovely @writersblockeveryday <3

1) How many works in progress to do you currently have?
  Three…? Five if you count the two I haven’t touched in over a year.

2) Do you/would you write fan fiction?
I have done, but I generally don’t get time these days. I also found that it was a struggle for me now to keep to someone else’s universe after spending so much time in my own.

3) Do you prefer real books or e-books?
I know I’m going to sound like such a Luddite, but I prefer real books. I have a Kindle and they’re super convenient, but real books are just so beautiful, I couldn’t be without them.

4) When did you start writing?
Ooooh, yikes. I have no idea. I remember reading a Brian Jacques book one summer and rewriting the ending for my own amusement, but honestly I couldn’t say how old I was then. Fairly young, though.

5) Do you have someone you trust that you share your work with?
A handful of people :) I never used to be nervous about sharing my work, but these days I’m a lot less self-assured. Still, I rely very heavily on @kay-been and @the-glass-box to tell me much more honestly than I tell myself what works and what doesn’t <3 

6) Where is your favourite place to write?

Well, I prefer to work at home in general, but it’s a lot harder to do that these days because my flatmate doesn’t really understand what I do. I love her to pieces, but she does rather tend to let herself into my room and chat away when I’m trying to work ^^” So if she’s home and I want to write, I’ll go find somewhere out in the city. If I’m broke I go find a table in the library, otherwise I’ll go to a coffee shop! 

7) Favourite childhood book?
I couldn’t possibly pick just one. Either one of the Discworld books by Terry Pratchett, or The Song of The Lioness quartet by Tamora Pierce <3

8) Writing for fun or writing for publication?
Both, really! It’d be great to get paid for my work, but as time goes on I feel like that’s getting less and less likely. I’m not giving up, but in the meantime I’m just writing because I enjoy it.

9) Pen and paper or computer?
Computer, but I write with a pen and paper much more. I don’t have a laptop, so when I’m out and about I do things the old-fashioned way :)

10) Have you ever taken any writing classes?
A few small, short courses and seminars, but that’s all.

11) What inspires you to write?
Oh, who knows. I’d like to say something deep and poetic and thought-provoking, but really I think it just comes down to having a head full of ideas and being bloody stubborn.

I taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag… @thejollywriter @kazul9 @prideandpen @hirokothewriter @the960writers @thatwriternamedvolk @mitzyblue @elenajohansen @christinewrites @gingerly-writing @alittleyellowdinosaur @litlereddoll @exposed-whimsy :)

anonymous asked:

All the articles are using the headline "I never dated Camila Cabello" but did Lauren actually say that or did they just straight up invent a quote? I think it's important to be accurate, they should have used the headline that she said Camren "was never real... ever" or something lol

Its the news/media they make up stuff to sale stories. Facts don’t matter unfortunately.😩

alphabetbarakat  asked:

ange my day has been shit can you bless me with some nice cell 10 headcanons

i assume by cell 10 u mean team 10? comin right up

  • one of my fave inoshikacho dynamics tbh is shikamaru bein defensive of choji against ino bein… kind of a body-shaming bitch lol. that said i also see the reverse happening of choji defending ino when shikamaru’s being a fuckin misogynist. when they all get older they apologize for bein cruel to each other. except choji bc he did nothing wrong and we’re all very proud of him
  • ino’s the first person choji comes out to when he realizes he’s gay. tbh it woulda been shikamaru but he’s gay for shikamaru so that’d be a bad idea. ino’s really gentle and respectful tho. she considers coming out to him right back but she doesn’t wanna make it all about her and just helps him out. after the emotional part of the convo is ovr tho she says “im gnna b real i thought you and shikamaru were already dating?” and choji goes “oh my god are we” (they kind of are)
  • this is just shikacho but this video is so shikamaru and choji and i laugh abt it constantly
  • they’ve ofc all been friends since they were like 2. ino was really embarrassed about it from like age 5-12 tho and tried not to talk to them. sometimes she’d cry bc she missed them so much tho. she still has drawings they all did together hanging on her walls
  • bc of that embarrassment stage shikamaru and choji dont rly know sakura that well until later on and ino’s very worried they wont like her but they do and she likes them too and ino’s so happy
  • shikamaru has no shame about how much he loves his friends despite what a crotchety asshole he is sometimes. he’s the type to only use social media to check ino and choji’s blogs/facebooks and likes every single one of their posts

frauzet  asked:

18. Which achievement(s) are you most proud of?

Sorry for the late answer, first I was sleeping an then I had a ton of work to do early on. Now. So. Achievements.

It’s not that I am an achievement-hunter per se, but when there is a cool title or decoration, I can get fairly determined. I honestly don’t have any of the real hardcore-achievements, so I’d probably say Galactic Beastmaster and Explorer of the Galaxy, just because they were so much fun to complete. I was, am, and will always be a sucker for worldbuilding, and, while completing those, I explored every single inch of the world and drew it all in. There’s also the fact that I did this relatively early into my swtor-experience, namely when I was still F2P and only had two chars.

Oh, and the one for finding all the MCR-99 droids of the Shroud. That one was hilarious and I love my little droid.

everyone talks about “did you put your name in the goblet of fire” being the worst book to movie dialogue fail but lets be real the worst is where hermione answers a question in class and snape calls her an “insufferable know-it-all” and in the book ron is furious and he goes OFF and says “you asked a question and she knows the answer! why ask if you don’t want to be told?” but in the movies they just make him say “he’s got a point, you know” and i’m still mad about it

Writers

Writer says: So I had this crazy idea one day and I just had to work on it. Here ya go!

Writer means: So I had this crazy idea either right before getting in the shower or right before falling asleep so I grabbed my fucking laptop and shat all over it to create the steaming pile of crap that I now lay before you. I don’t even know if it’s good anymore. I haven’t slept in two days.

Writer says: Wow, real life’s getting busy! Sorry on the slow updates.

Writer means: My life is a literal storm of shit at the moment. Why did I decide to do this. Why am I still doing this. Everything around me is spinning out of control and I am staying up ‘til 5:30 in the morning every night to create a piece of work that will only get two comments and 12 demands for quicker updates. I hope no one’s mad at me, all I wanted to do was write.

Writer says: Wow! Would you look at that! I updated on time! Please enjoy!

Writer means:  WOOOOOOHOOOOOO BITCHES LOOK AT THIS PRODUCTIVE ASSHOLE GO YEEEEEHAAAAWWWW TAKE THAT YOU NASTY REVIEWERS ALWAYS DEMANDING ME TO BE FASTER! I GOT THIS SHIT I GOT THIS SHIT

Writer says: This chapter was a toughie. Glad it’s finally done!

Writer means: I don’t know if this is good or not. I honestly don’t fucking know. I’ve read the same words over and over and over again and I just couldn’t look at it anymore. My beta said it was ok but I’m not confident but HOLY SHIT I JUST NEED TO STOP WRITING THIS FUCKIGN CHAPTER.

Writer says: Thanks for reading!

Writer means: Please, oh please oh please oh please leave me a review. A comment. Anything. Please tell me you’re out there. Please tell me someone is reading this.

Writer says: I just want to say that real life is getting pretty hectic right now. Please try to be patient with me, I know you guys want updates. Thanks! :)

Writer means: FUCK. YOU. Who the fuck do you think you are, demanding shit from me?! You don’t know my life! I have a very busy life! I create shit for free, you entitled son of a pig-fucker! STOP LEAVING ME COMMENTS TELLING ME TO UPDATE SOON OR I SWEAR TO GOD I’LL PUKE ALL OVER MY COMPUTER 

Writer says: What’s gonna happen next? Who knows? Hee hee ;)

Writer means: I have no fucking clue what the next chapter is going to look like. What’s my plot? I don’t know. I feel no emotion.

Writer says: Please leave a comment! It helps me write!

Writer means: I am begging you to leave me a comment because I swear it’s the only thing that’s keeping me motivated right now, I hate the work I put out and I need reassurance that people are actually enjoying this.

Writer says: I hope you enjoyed that chapter, big things are coming up! ;)

Writer means: Buckle up bitches, someone’s gonna die.

Writer says: I know I’ve missed a few updates, but I swear I plan on finishing this story! 

Writer means: *high pitched eternal screeching*

Writer says: Here we are at long last! This has been one wild ride. I want to thank you all so much for your support and love, I adore each and every one of you. I am so happy to say that this story has come to a wonderful close.

Writer means: My body is numb. Voices call out to me from the void, but I can no longer hear them over the beating of my racing heart. I am stressed to the point where I feel no relief. The story is done. It’s fucking DONE. I loved it, I hated it, it was a fucking storm of horror and pain. I can no longer see color. Now I can at last relax and…wait……wait a second………..holy shit I just thought of the best idea for a one-shot that’s totally gonna turn into a 50 chapter slow burn AU fic leT’S FUCKING DO THIS

7

Part Two, I guess. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Part One ✮

Part Three will be out and will be the last one! Shit getting real is all I’m promisin’. 

In my class we have a worm day. If they promise to be gentle and not tug, they can hold one of those beautiful squiggly caretakers of dirt. The wonder they have for it is so real - and I say, did you know they have 5 hearts and love you with all of them. Then I say, “are you holding a boy worm or a girl worm” and they guess. They are all right, and they are all wrong, because worms are both. And I say that. I say, “they are just like people; sometimes not a boy or a girl but something in between, or sometimes they’re both on different days. And they still love you with all 5 hearts.”

“Cool,” says one kid. “I don’t want to be a boy, I want to be a girl sometimes.” And I say okay.

Children are taught fear. They are taught that the worms are gross. It isn’t until they’re a few years older than my class - up in 3rd or 4th grade - that they start shrieking at my little worm friends. They won’t play the silly games or sing the silly songs or even promise not to tug. A fourth grader hears my lesson about gender and says, “That’s so weird,” and suddenly I hear from the mouths of these beautiful children, “Yeah,” “this is weird,” “No, mine is a girl.”

It is not the 4th grader I blame. It is the person in her life that saw something beautiful and ruined it for her. It is the “put that down, it’s gross,” “you don’t want to get dirty” “there’s us and there’s them.” I want to show her - without the humble little blind noses of worms, we are nothing. We need them. Did you know if they grow a belt they’re over a year old! Spent tunnelling through the secrets of roots. I want to show her: it’s okay if tomorrow you feel like a boy or maybe something neither, something different that is entirely you.

But fear, once discovered, is not an easy stain to get out. We say, “What will we tell the children” and forget - the children already heard. They heard you snickering about the person down the street. They saw you talking to your friend about “those people”. And they internalize it, burrow it into them. We don’t tell the children, we model hatred until the children can’t hear you, can’t hear you declare, “do as I say, not as I do.”

Later the 4th grader goes home. “Ugh,” her mother says with a shudder, seeing my box, “I hate worms.”

ok so i would like to give many cheers to @therealjacksepticeye for sharing my handsome jack cosplay, that totally brightened my whole year and i’d just like to say that your LP’s are real funny and you’re a real kindhearted and charming dude so keep doin’ what ya doin. i’ll never get tired of your Tales From The Borderlands LP, i’m so glad you enjoyed it as much as you did! thanks again dude!!

[TRANS] 161113 BTS 3rd MUSTER Day 2 - Fanaccount Compilation (1/2)

(2/2)

1. Seokjin said he was going to make a heart with Jimin at the end of “Blanket Kick”, but Jimin ignored him and make his own heart. So when the stage lights went back on, they both made a big heart.

2. Yoongi took off his in-ears and stood there, Seokjin copied him and blew hand kisses.

3. Jungkook’s greeting: “Hello, I’m Jungkook who just freshly came out of ARMY.ZIP.”

4.
Seokjin: Is there anyone who puts the photocards on bed and sleep?
Fans: YESSSSSSS!!!
Seokjin: Really??
Fans: Yes….
Hoseok: Your screams got quieter~

5. Q: Say few words to ARMYs as if you’re saying to your family:

Hoseok (older sister): I did the cute version yesterday so I’ll do the real one today. Noona, thank you~ ^♡^
Taehyung (younger sister): ARMY-ya, watch me~
Jungkook (older brother): You worked hard. I’m gonna buy you sashimi, let’s go.

6.
Jungkook: I use ㅇㅇ( = “kay/ok” in English) a lot when I chat with my hyung.
Taehyung: Still better than me, my brother doesn’t even bother to reply.

7. Yoongi said he watched foreigners’ review videos too.

MC: Oh, so you’re good at English?
Yoongi: (in English) A little?

8. Q: BTS’ strength and weakness according to Namjoon?

Strength: Kind
Weakness: Too~ kind

9. When explaining the reason for his answer:

Namjoon: When we order chicken, no one says anything even if someone eats the leg part first.
Yoongi: Isn’t that what adults do?
Namjoon: So I got to eat the legs first, even though I have to diet…

10.
Q: At the age of 23, do you have any new determination?
Hoseok: Personally, I grew to think deeper no matter what aspect it is. As for our team, we promised to think carefully before acting.

11.
Q: A thing you recently searched for on the portal site?
Seokjin: “Car door guy”, because I’m curious if people still remember it or not.

12. MC asked Jimin what gifts he received for his birthday, but Jimin said he won’t tell everyone. So Yoongi went, “Then I’ll tell. I gave him a whole set of manga.”

13. Jimin said a thing he bought recently was clothes as a gift to the members. He didn’t really remember which kind of clothes it was. Because Jimin often buys birthday presents for the others, so the culture of buying members birthday presents was created.

14. During Jimin’s birthday, Taehyung wrote him a hand letter. Jimin went to the kitchen to drink some water before sleeping and Taehyung gave it to him, “Hey, look inside the box.”

15. Namjoon said he already bought his birthday present for Seokjin.

16.
Q: What did you eat to become this pretty?
Hoseok: I’m a guy…. But, I like ddeokbokki.

17. Jungkook did push-ups with Yoongi sitting on him.

18. Taehyung said Jungkook can even do push-up while piggybacking, so he asked who Jungkook should piggyback. Then Jungkook piggybacked Yoongi and did 2 push-ups.

19.
Q: A weakness that can defeat me?
Yoongi: I don’t have such thing.

20. Yoongi said he has lived 24 years but still has yet to find what his weakness is.

21. When asked what his weakness that can defeat him is, Taehyung said “I haven’t lost once.”

22. According to the members, Hoseok is professional when he does aegyo.

23. Yoongi: “Everyone, you may not know this but when Jungkook does push-ups in his room, he puts me on his back and does it.”

24. Taehyung: “When I read the letters, I see them saying sorry a lot. Compared to our love for you guys, the love that you give us is much bigger. So please don’t say sorry.”

25.
MC: Aren’t you guys going to cry again?
Jimin: Jungkookie, don’t cry~

26. When asked what side of him that the fans don’t know, Jungkook said there’s none, he has shown fans every side of him.

27.
MC: What do we want?
Jungkook: Speed.
(silence)
Yoongi: No, it’s ssspeeeeddd!
MC: Again, what do we want?
Jungkook: Speeeeeeed.

© namjun912, Melly_to_V, sope218, ArtforYu_, YONA_o613

You know when I first started watching Yuri on Ice, I never even imagine this series will give all that it did, will never have thought this series was going to take the chances it took. They were not afraid to produce something others wouldn’t even dare think about, they gave us such a fascinating love story, they gave us a world with which many could identify. And it just kept going, it just kept giving us such unbelievable moments that it didn’t seem real. I’ll never be thankful enough to everyone who was involve in this production, the people who created this world. After everything, regardless of its ending, I can finally say, from the bottom of my heart YOI’s definitely one of the best series I’ve ever had the pleasure to come across.

The thing I love about Isak is that Isak has game

It is shown time and time again in episodes that he IS a great liar, he has a silver tongue and a way with words and can talk himself out of anything. He thinks fast, reacts and can pretty much con anyone. 

 Then along comes Even and all of a sudden he is this blushing, tongue-tied idoit that can’t think of anything to say. Can’t even string two words together. 

Why?

Because it matters. He wants it so bad. Everything else is just a game…fake. 

Even , for him, is real.

And he does not want to fuck it up. so he finds himself overthinking what he’s going to say, ends up sputtering and stammering and blushing cause WHERE DID ALL HIS COOL GO??? LOL 

 I think everyone has been Isak at one point.

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“Star Wars is the first film I remember watching, and it had a massive impact,” he says. “Me and my brother started acting out these films at home. Just running around,” he raises his hands as if holding a blaster, and makes child-like firing sounds. Did he ever think he’d get a chance to live out those dreams for real? “No, never. Who does? I mean, I’m sure there are some incredibly focused, driven sociopaths who think, ‘Yeah I’m going to be in a Star Wars film’, and then aren’t surprised when they are, but I’m not one of them.”

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