“There’s a lake I know/in a nearby park/you and I can go/when the night gets dark.” / “See them walking in the park/long after dark/taking in the sights of the city.”
THIS ONE KILLED ME. I only realized today. Eliza finally gets what she wanted, but in the worst possible way.
“Raise a glass to freedom.” (Laurens) / “Raise a glass to freedom.” (Hamilton)
GUYS????? WHY ARE WE NOT TALKING ABOUT THE FACT THAT HAMILTON’S LAST WORDS ARE HIM QUOTING JOHN LAURENS FROM THEIR YOUNG, IDEALISTIC REVOLUTIONARY DAYS? LAURENS, WHO DIED 22 YEARS BEFORE? I’m not even a big Lams fan, but if that’s not a love story–
tl;dr: Lin-Manuel Miranda is a genius. Give him all the awards.
The first time Damian gets kidnapped as Bruce Wayne's son
Thugs over video feed: “Okay man, just remember you have 24 hours to deliver the money or else the kid dies
Bruce: "All right, but first I just want to talk to him please I need to know my little baby is okay *wipes away very convincing Fake Tear™*
*camera pans to Damian, who’s tied to a chair but seems totally chill with the situation and even gives an evil grin when he sees Bruce*
Bruce (yelling dramatically): "OH NO MY DARLING CHILD ARE YOU OKAY??”
Bruce (furiously whispering): “Don’t you dare hurt them do you hear me young man"
"DID YOU GET BOO BOOS?? DO YOU HAVE ANY BROKEN BONES?? OH MY GOD DID THEY TOUCH YOU DID THEY STEAL YOUR INNOCENCE REMEMBER NO MEANS NO DAMIAN YOU NEED TO FIGHT BACK AND STAY STRONG UNTIL WE COME RESCUE YOU OKAY"
"If you try to fight back at all I swear to god you’re grounded for a month when you get back"
"WHAT KIND OF MONSTER COULD KIDNAP A CHILD YOU HEARTLESS FIENDS CAN’T YOU SEE HE’S JUST A BOY"
Hi! New around here... May I ask what do you like about Madancy? Mads sure seems to fancy Mr. Dancy, Hugh.. not so much )=
My dear sweet baby fannibal, I need to stop you right there.
Since you say you’re new, I’ll help you out.
“Well, it came about because one of the things that was very important was that Will Graham and Hannibal Lecter have a likeability, not only on screen but with each other. The fact that Hugh Dancy and Mads Mikkelsen are very good friends in real life cinched the deal, in my mind. That was important because I knew it was going to translate to screen. We wanted the audience to like these two men liking each other.” — Bryan Fuller on how he ended up casting Mads Mikkelsen (x)
“Hugh Dancy was the first actor cast and that made the project all that more appetizing for Mads Mikkelsen, who knew Hugh and worked with him in the past and rightfully adored him.— Bryan Fuller (x)”
“Me and Hugh (Dancy) were two of the knights (in King Arthur). So we were sitting for half a year on horseback and we became friends way back then. It’s just been a gift. We’re doing a show like this where you’re working so close together. It’s nice to be comfortable with each other, and that was just a gift that it turned out to be me and Hugh”— Mads Mikkelsen
“Mads is a remarkable combination of things. He’s more than capable of fighting for what he wants. He’s amazing.”— Hugh Dancy
“Well obviously what I’m going to miss is just sitting down in a chair and having chit-chats with Hugh Dancy.” — Mads Mikkelsen on Hannibal S3 (x)
“It’s great. The very first time we sat down, talked about the show, Mads came up at the conversation. I worked with Mads nine years ago now on ‘King Arthur’. Completely different. Could not be more different. But during that period I got to know him and really like him. As a man as an actor. And had followed his career ever since then. I knew it was going to be great. That relationship is so complicated and interesting. It has to be believable. That’s one of the highlights of the show for me.” — Hugh Dancy
“So, spending that much time with a fellow actor, as I knew I would do with Hugh, it was just a fantastic gift that we knew each other. We are not only in the room, but to a degree, we have to be emotionally naked in certain situations.” — Mads Mikkelsen spoke about friendship with Hugh and cast (x)
He’s worked with the actor Hugh Dancy previously and agrees that such a genuine friendship lends something special to their on screen relationship. “It was a great gift for both of us, that we were able to spend some much time together on the show. We were kind of in a boat of insecurity from the beginning, but it was nice to have a friend there, if you go down or you stay up. To be able to be comfortable with someone in a room, day in, day out of filming, 12 hours a day, was an extreme gift for both of us. We found a way of working together really fast. Hopefully I’ll get to spend time with him during the third season as well, but if not I’ll just have to go drink some beers with him!” — Mads Mikkelsen (x)
“I would say an actor like Mads, but there aren’t any, there’s just Mads.” — Hugh Dancy during the SAG Foundation interview (x).
“Collaboration with Mads, who I love, who’s a wonderful actor and incredible partner in that respect “ — Hugh Dancy on what the show means to him
Hugh has become one of my very, very, very good friends. We knew each other from before, but it’s been so intense to spend three seasons together. I was there when he had his first little baby. It’s been a fantastic journey. We were just very, very lucky that we ended up with each other. Imagine if we had ended up with someone we didn’t like.” — Mads Mikkelsen (post)
Mads Mikkelsen and Hugh Dancy are friends. I’m not sure where you got the impression that they aren’t or that one dislikes the other.
Mads likes Hugh.
Hugh likes Mads.
And their amazing chemistry and friendship (and various aesthetic reasons) is why I ship the fleet of ships that belong to Hugh and Mads and their characters.
So, after all of this, if you’re interested in some more Mads and Hugh liking each other and goofing around together goodies, check out my tag ‘danish crumpet’.
“The thing is, the two of us have been down very similar roads. I mean, we were in the same cliques first. We both felt the same pressures, same expectations. Our parents were like children, and we both grew into kind of bad versions of ourselves way too fast. So I think you know I get it. They never really gave us a chance, did they - our parents? They didn’t know how. Look, the thing is, you made your dream happen, all right? And even though I didn’t quite get there, when it was taken away from me,I dealt with it alone. That was stupid, selfish and wrong. So if your mom tries to take your dream away from you and you feel that same pain I did I’ve sort of been there, okay? I’m gonna be kind of pissed off if you don’t come talk to me about it. Anyway, thank you for coming today. It means a lot. I know you didn’t know Quentin but it doesn’t surprise me that you’re thinking about other people when all this stuff is going on with you. That’s not bad for a girl who never had a chance.”
Your opinions are so interesting… So I ask you, what you think about Furuta’s love for Rize? What was revealed recently with Mutsuki makes me think they are same in a some way, I mean a twisted love and unhealthy obsession in a one-sided.
Asked by Anonymous
An interesting question posed to me in an ask that I’ve decided to turn into a full meta because I think the asker is missing that Furuta and Mutsuki are not the only ones with unrequited love this arc. Luckily I’ve drawn up a chart.
Why all of this unrequited love all of a sudden? Is it because Ishida wishes to write a Shoujo manga with corpses, and has decided to convert the last arc into one? It goes deeper than that, so let’s analyze it under the cut.
You asked me if you did anything wrong, that you haven’t heard from me in weeks and don’t know why.
“What did I do to make you hate me?”
You don’t get it, do you?
The moment I met you, it was as if the world around me had blurred and drowned into nothingness. All of the commotion fell into a faint echo and right then, I knew. I could feel you taking a sledgehammer to the protective walls of my heart. They came crumbling down easier than they ever have before and just like that, my heart was in your hands.
I prayed you would be careful with it.
You played with my heartstrings as if they were just another practice set that would enable you to perfect your technique for the right person. But the thing is, I may not have been your right person, but you were mine. I was willing to give up on my happiness for this lifetime because I swear you made me happy enough to fill a dozen more. I was willing to give up on all of my dreams because you had already come true. I was willing to give you all the galaxies inside of me if that showed you how devoted I was.
I prayed that would make me be enough for you.
You stole my heart and the only reason I want it back is so I can tear it to shreds. I want to stomp on it the same way you did just so it can stop loving you. If I have to see it fall apart again, I want to watch it crumble in my own hands instead of yours. But most of all, I want you to stop asking if or why I hate you.
Don’t you see? Im not able to feel that emotion towards you. I have loved you too much for so long that I don’t know any other feeling.
So, if you don’t hear from me, it’s not because I hate you. It’s because I’m distancing myself just long enough to piece together what’s left of my heart.
I pray it will one day be worthy of your love.
We both know it never will be.
Hey, I don’t get it. Why did you decide to let me win?
I don’t know. When we were back there racing through the Miranda rights, I just looked over at you and thought, “You’re awesome and you’re good at doing things.” I mean, sure, I’ll miss towel but your happiness is worth way more than winning some stupid bet.
Feel free to use these quotes directly, or just use them as inspiration!
1-“These are my absolute favorite pajamas!”
2-“How could you say that to their face?”
3-“Woah, nice catch!”
4-“You’re lucky to be alive right now.”
5-“This is the last chance we’re ever going to get.”
6-“When was the last time you flossed?”
7-Wait, wait, how many did you say there were?“
8-"I’m horrified, yet impressed.”
9-“Give it to me straight, Doc!”
10-“I miss someone i never knew.”
11-“I didn’t know you could sing!”
12-“This is all the money I have.”
13-“Oh please, please pick up the phone!”
14-“Do you think you could teach me?”
15-“Just answer this one question and i won’t ever bother you again.”
16-“I don’t actually like sushi, I lied to impress you.”
17-“uhhh…anyone know what poison ivy looks like?”
18-“What do you mean you never learned how to tie your shoes?”
19-“Name one thing I’m bad at. Ha, you can’t, can you?”
20-“I just don’t think we’re compatable.”
21-“I bet you 50 bucks you can’t drink this entire thing of hot sauce.”
22-I really don’t want to hear about medical problems"
23-“Stop saying your worthless, because you’re not.”
24-“Wow, that’s a really wierd looking bug.”
25-“Just because you saved my life dosent mean I owe you anything!”
26-“I will never die!”
27-“Today would’ve been a disaster without you.”
28-“I’m begging you, go change your clothes. ”
29-“You still haven’t found them?”
30-“I’m not sure how you did it, but I’m glad you did.”
31-“Not around the baby!”
32-“Hey, do you think horses know they’re horses?”
33-“How much of my life has been a lie?”
34-“If you don’t tell them you like them, I’m going to do it for you.”
35-“Wow, that’s almost as old as you are!”
36-“Its because of you my arm hurts so much.”
37-“I told you never to open that!”
38-“Everything has to be a goddam ordeal with you, dosent it?”
39-“Sorry, but that’s just not your color.”
40-“How do you live like this?”
41-“You’ll always be my best friend, but…”
42-“Is that really the best insult you could come up with?
43-"There’s a reason I never go outside.”
44-“You should really get that checked out.”
45-“Why are you ignoring me?”
46-“Can you believe it’s been so long?”
47-“I just want one nice picture of us!”
48-“Really? You’re going to judge me for this?”
49-“It’s ok, just ask first next time.”
50-“What could go wrong?”
51-“We’ve both changed”
52-“I was a fool to trust you.”
53-“I’m mad at myself.”
54-“You promised you wouldn’t laugh!”
55-“I know it'stechnically not a big deal but i will totally fight you over this.”
56-“Would whoever left their dirty sock on the living room floor please come pick it up.”
57-“I didn’t push you, the wind pushed you. ”
58-“Hey, thanks for making an effort.”
59-“I totally called it, but no one listened!”
60-“How can you stand this mess?”
61-“But you have to remember!”
62-“You’re not the person I thought you were.”
63-“That was incredibly stupid and dangerous. Nice job. ”
64-“It’s your birthday!?”
65-“Can I tell you about a dream I had?”
66-“How was i supposed to know that’s a a rude gesture here?”
67-“I wasn’t certain that really happened.”
68-“Why do you smell so wierd?”
69-“That was awful! Let’s do it again!”
70-“It’s time to face the consequences.”
71-“That is the most elaborate prank I’ve ever seen.”
72-“You know I love you, but that was the worst.”
73-“I’m trying my best, but it’s just not good enough!”
74-“Now who’s ready to probably die!”
75-“Well, it turns out I’m allergic.”
76-“Why do all of your socks have holes in them?”
77-“Please stop crying on my papers”
78-“Well, if that’s really what you want.”
79-“I’ve never felt like that before.”
80-“This changes everything!”
81-“Are you sure you triple checked?”
82-“Don’t tell me to calm down! You calm down!”
83-“I’m going to give you the best night of your life.”
84-“So I bet you’re all wondering how I’m still alive.”
85-“Not them. Anyone but them. ”
86-“Why won’t you say I love you back?”
87-“That was the grossest thing ever.”
88-“I don’t think that qualifies as a sport.”
89-“If I do this, will you leave me alone?”
90-“You’re an idiot. I like that about you.”
91-“No, you know what? Don’t answer that.”
92-“I know you said I don’t want to know, but i really want to know.”
93-“I followed you into hell!”
94-“Oooh, this is great blackmail!”
95-“I won’t tell anyone you were crying.”
96-“No way, that’s also my favorite!”
97-“Don’t you dare ruin this for them.”
98-“That’s just sick. I can’t believe you.”
99-“Ok fine. Maybe we are friends.
100-"No matter what, I want you to know that I’m proud of you.”
What inspired the start of incorrect marauder quotes?
The year was 2015 and incorrect quote blogs were all the rage. I had recently left an rp group that I’d been with for a long time and was feeling pretty down about myself, fandom-contribution-wise. It was 2am, I was bored, and I decided to look for an HP incorrect quote blog - there weren’t any active. This seemed ridiculous to me, it’s Harry Potter, we need one of these blogs. So I thought “Hey, I’m minorly witty, I could start one!”
(but, like, a marauder one, bc idgaf about the other eras) (okay I give a little fuck but still)
So I did. I figured I’d get a few followers, so when I got 100 overnight I was overjoyed. Now here we are, two years and 120K+ followers later and it looks I was right about the fandom needing some funny quotes.
I don’t like saying this just as much as you don’t like hearing it, but we’re back here again.
I just read this quote on twitter today by SM and I’m going off. Bear with me.
Did SM really say “[…] we decided to help them” to Super Junior?
Are you kidding me? What exactly did you do? I’m seriously asking. What did you do to help them? You can’t even spell their album name right.
You were the first ones to believe they would fail. That’s why you put them in that stupid ‘graduate the group’ system until you realized how popular they were getting and eliminated that strategy. Why have a strategy like that in the first place? Because you wanted to get rid of them. With each member “graduating” you could get rid of them faster, tell them you kept your promise to debut them, and after that they would no longer be your responsibility.
However, when they starting attracting a lot of fans, you actually gave them some attention. That whole “stardom to asia” was real but I doubt you actually believed in it. That was probably a promotional strategy. But then when they actually started being the stars of asia, you started taking it seriously because you realized holy shit these guys are gaining popularity every day. The only time and reason you started giving a shit about them in between somewhere was because they started having a huge fanbase that would bring you a lot of money. ELF actually had to buy shares in your company so that you would treat Super Junior fairly, and you’re telling me that you helped them?
Aside from what you HAD to do as a entertainment company (with a contract) how exactly did you help them? It’s not “helping” when you have a trade off through a contract. This way you’re “helping” EACH OTHER. You make them idols. They bring you money. A trade off (which you initially benefited from more than them because of your unfair treatment).
You had one of their members wear a mask when performing (and yeah sure there were legal and contract issues) but how did you HELP him after when everything was settled? What counselling did you provide him with after he went through all that shit and became insecure and lost his confidence? Nothing. Instead, you continued to treat him unfairly and so he left. Moreover, what counselling did you provide Leeteuk when he was dealing with depression and became suicidal? You did not do shit. You told him to deal with it and get over it because it was none of your business that he was depressed and suicidal. The military suggested that he discharge early because of the illness but you said no, he had to stay (so if he died there then so be it). How did you help them?
Leeteuk is your biggest potential for a future national MC and you are always up his ass about working hard to be a good MC because you know he has that potential, but you don’t even give a shit about his mental health. He is fighting through it thanks to group activities and talking to the rest of the members. That experience damaged him so much that he has dedicated some of himself to helping other idols and people deal with depression and suicide. But no, you tell me how you help them?
You didn’t “help” them by making them debut, giving them comebacks, albums, and etc. I am very thankful that you did because I would not be here today if you had not debuted them and given them comebacks. But, those are thing you HAD to do as a company who already had a contract with them.
They are EXPECTED.
I bet the reason you gave SJ a label of their own is mainly to tie them down to you so they wouldn’t leave in the future, like Shinhwa did. Maybe I’m wrong and you really did give them a label because you care about them but with the way things have been in the past you can’t blame me for being skeptical.
You want to help Super Junior? Start by treating them fairly. You want to help them? Invest at least some of the money they earned for you back into them instead of everyone else EXCEPT them. They are one of the top 2-3 groups that earn you the most money and you can’t even give them a proper album cover or reasonable time for promotions. But you can’t do that because like the high school teacher and professor everyone hates, you play favourites. It doesn’t take a genius to figure out that Super Junior is your most neglected group despite their huge success.
SM, you’ve done for Super Junior what you were obligated to do as a entertainment company and based on a contract. Nothing more. You’ve treated them more unfairly than fair. Do you not notice that when they often thank us, ELF, before they thank you? But, by all means, tell me how you helped them?
I’m not ungrateful towards SM for all the good that they HAVE done for Super Junior. I sincerely thank them for it. But to say you helped them must be a joke because I’m still laughing.
Since the Oscars are on Sunday and one of the internet’s boyfriends Ryan Gosling is nominated (but won’t win), I thought I’d update this post here
on the lowkey cuteness of Baby Goose’s relationship with his lady of over five six years, Eva Mendes.
As I said before, this is mostly because folks like to pretend, 5+ years and two kids
later, that his relationship with Miss Eva is just a fling, or he’s been “trapped” and
some go as far as to hope, yes, HOPE, that he will cheat on his gal
with Emma Stone or Rachel McAdams or whomever. So since I don’t see this level of disrespect
stopping Sunday night or ever, I thought I’d give some love to Ryan’s actual
lady love, whether she shows up with him at the Oscars or not (PLEASE SHOW UP, EVA). They are actual low key couple goals.
1. Ryan basically insisted on Eva for the role of his ex in The Place Beyond the Pines,
saying Eva, at the time a casual acquaintance/friend of several years and mutual friend of his former
co-star Kirsten Dunst, was underrated as an actress. Soon, he took her
to Disney and it was on. They both would later say it was one of the best experiences they had on a film.
2. …he clearly was playing the long game on that set, LOOK AT HIS FACE
Look at him, even when she wasn’t looking, boy was smitten
3. He took his shot with an admirable quickness
Real quick. And the rest was history.
4. HEIGHT DIFFERENCE AND THE SMILING
No, really, she’s little. Standing on a big step in heels and yet still small
THEY’RE CUTE, OKAY. YOU LOVE THIS KIND OF SHIT, TUMBLR.
6. AND THE WAY HE LOOKS AT HER WHEN SHE’S NOT LOOKING
7. Here’s Ellen getting Eva all blushing and giggling talking about Ryan
9. People trying to act like he’s not in a relationship? Ryan had an app for that
know that I’m with the person I’m supposed to be with,” he says, adding
that the only quality he looks for in a woman is “that she’s Eva
Mendes. There’s nothing else I’m looking for.”
Both dog lovers, Ryan wears Eva’s late dog’s tag on his neck at an event
She also reps his dog on her instagram
They share the same sense of humor, and are both huge fans of Atlanta and Broad City (Eva follows the BC girls on insta, and Ryan would quote BC on twitter. Constantly).
12. Ryan on Eva and their kids:
“…it’s like a dream that I’m having right now. I’m dreaming it all. So I
feel so lucky…There was nothing kind of premeditated about it, you
know. It just suddenly was: My life had changed. And thank God it did.”
And this, as he continues to say a lot with so little
“It sounds so clichéd, but I never knew that life could be this fun and this great.”
When I ask him if he gets lonely, he says: “Not any more.”
not? “Because I have a family.” That takes it away? “Mmm-hmm.” But
you’ve felt loneliness before? “In my life? Yeah.” When? Why? “I think,
before I had a family.”
He gave her an emerald ring after the birth of their daughter Esmeralda. The Spanish word for emerald is…Esmeralda.
Eva has also spoken of how they play a lot of Latin music in their home and their insistence on keeping Eva’s culture in their daughters’ lives.
15. Ryan has engaged in a turf war with his daughter against other kids over Eva and Esmeralda’s “honor:”
kid has been erasing [Esmeralda’s] name and writing their name over it.
So now I’m in a proper tagging battle. And this kid has access to an
unfair amount of chalk. I’m
trying to explain to my little girl that this is [unacceptable]. She
doesn’t care. She’s like, ‘Well let’s just chalk anywhere else,’ and I’m
like, ‘No, no. They’re disrespecting your mother. Because, she gave you
this name and they’re erasing it.’ You’ve got to be careful when you’re trying to teach your kid what a reasonable amount of vengeance is.”
16. Ryan constantly gives Eva her due, even when she doesn’t like it:
[’On the making of his directorial debut Lost River] “She hates credit and she’ll even be mad that I’m giving her that credit. But she was very helpful in so many ways.”
And he shared how she was responsible for one of the best lines out of La La Land:
“’LA worships everything and values nothing.’ That was something my lady
said to me one day and I thought it was so funny I asked her if I could
put it in the movie. She was kidding, but it’s a
funny thing to say… I loved when she said it, because it’s funny
enough to have some truth to it, you know? But it’s obviously a joke, so
it just seemed appropriate for the movie.”
17. This adorable pic, taken at Ryan’s childhood home in Canada:
18. Possible ring situation happening here? How private they are compared to other celebrities, we’ll never know!
19. He really loves his family:
Are you rich, I ask him, halfway through our interview.
do you mean?” Gosling asks.
I’m not sure the question needs
elaboration, but OK: do you consider yourself rich? Do you feel rich?
He pauses. “I mean, I live with angels,” he says eventually. “So. You know.”
do you mean, you “live with angels”?
“My daughters” (Gosling has two
children, a two-year-old and a nine-month-old) “My girl.” (The actress Eva Mendes, Gosling’s partner, the
mother of his children.) “I don’t need anything else.”
20. And, of course, Ryan’s Golden Globes speech, where he acknowledges Eva’s silent, hard work behind the scenes, and honors her late brother:
So that’s it for this long-ass, long-winded post! That’s the last time I’m doing something like this!
Good luck at the Oscars, Ryan, you won’t win but hopefully you’ll have a good night! And hopefully with Eva! Never break up, ya crazy kids!
Kinks: dd/lg, choking, brat taming, predator/prey play
Jaebum had been taking care of you all week; bring you everything you needed or wanted, leaving practice early just to check up on you, and so much more.
You looked up at him, softly pouting as you made eye contact. “Daddy…” His petname rolling off your tongue and escaping your mouth like a sweet, peaceful song.
A bright smile appeared on his face, his cheeks turning a bright pink- just like they always did when you called him that during the moments alone you two had together. “Yes princess?” He asked in reply, gently caressing your face.
“You seem really tired. Are you sure I’m not being a bother?” You asked curiously, cuddling into the palm of his large hand, “I feel so annoying. You’re doing so much for me..”