High school is absurd.
Listen y’all. I recently saw a post about things that happened at some other persons high school. I will say it was weird, but my high school takes the crazy cake I think. Let me give you a quick run down on some different goings on.
1. Classes just had no curriculum so teachers made up assignments.
2. Because of that in my forensics class I got hundreds on assignments like watch CSI or catch a fly
3. Same forensics class, just also we watched a pig decompose for six weeks.
4. I once spent an entire class period tied to the desk on the floor trying to escape. No one helped me. The teacher did not look up from her desk. I have video evidence of this once so please hmu.
5. A friend once turned in a paper that just had the word llama written on it 100 times and she got a 100 on that paper.
6. One of the english teachers turned out to be a porn star one year
7. I took a Spanish class where surprise the teacher only spoke english.
8. In some digital media class the kid next to me just made an animation of Obama riding in a car while a pig did cartwheels in the sky. He too got a good grade.
9. In that class we all just played games and my entire row would have competitions. Not like normal games though. Our big game was a game where you had put all the states on the map in the correct place. We did it so much I got to where I could do it in 45 seconds.
10. There was a security guard that no one liked so kids would regularly just flip over his golf cart.
11. He also once let me leave the school, but then wouldn’t let me back in to go to class.
12. One year a bunch of kids convinced the librarian that they were going to turn the library into a pool and she had a mental break and quit.
13. The color guard won the world championship contest and literally no one cared. They barely had an assembly to tell people about it.
14. One day some kid pulled the fire alarm so everyone went outside for a while until they figured out the truth, so we went back in. Ten minutes later there was a scheduled fire drill so everyone went outside again for a while. Then we go back in and within the hour there is an actual fire so we all return to the outside.
15. I learned how to make a bong out of literally anything one day in my biology class. The lesson only took a few minutes that day, so my teacher decided to tell us about how he once caught a kid with a taxidermied raccoon that he made into a bong. Then he told us how to do it with anything.
That is just some of the wild things that happened. If you want to know more I will happily tell you. I think my school inspired Greendale Community College.