did i do that right


’Cause I’ve seen twilight

I was stained by a role
In a day not my own
But as you walked into my life
You showed what needed to be shown
I always knew what was right
I just didn’t know that I might
Peel away and choose to see
With such a different sight

Happy Jenny Calendar Day! @dreadfulcalendarwoman

  • me:boy howdy i can't wait to take a shower and be clean and shaven and work on my biochemistry homework
  • brain:hey, while you're busy shaving, let's take the time to think about your life experiences during your teen years
  • me:
  • me:shit now i have to make a 1700-word Facebook post about this because i just now realize how SICK i am about holding this back


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Patreon launch!

Quick question! Did you decide to combine patreon ideas? I can only do one right now so if there are two I will wait until the one with car help happens but it looks like the $20 tier may be that one so I wanted to makes ure =D (although I really want lesbian baked goods too)

The video patreon is going to come later in the year! I need to save up to buy a proper camera  –I can’t exactly haul my laptop out to my corolla–and it’ll be per video, and I’ll post the topic of every video about 2 weeks before it posts so people can adjust their subscriptions as necessary. 

In the MEANTIME, I can certainly answer some basic car stuff during Bad Lesbian Advice Hour

he was a king.

this was the year he was going to die.

may or may not have spent my entire sunday finding obscure indie movies to steal clips from to make this video. idk, you can’t prove anything. 

The signs as sleeping arrangements
  • Big spoon:Pisces, Taurus, Virgo, Scorpio
  • Little spoon:Aquarius, Gemini, Cancer, Sagittarius
  • Don't fucking touch me I'm trying to sleep:Capricorn, Aries, Leo, Libra

Night Blogger Steven awakens