Can we please talk about bugging Jack until he finally agrees to let you dye his beard a funny color before he has to shave it off??? Like hot pink or purple or blue ahhh
“Please, it won’t even be bad”
“Why?” he groaned as you begged him for the 5th time that morning. He tightened his grip on your hips and pulled you closer to his chest.
“Cuz it will be funny and you’re going to shave it all later anyway…” you pleaded. “It’s not like you have to go in public with it.
“What color did you want, button?” he sighed. Her eyes lit up.
“I was going to look at the store first”
“Come on, then” he pushed the covers off them as he went to pull on some sweatpants.
You picked a blue color out and rushed home. He sat at the kitchen counter as you combed the dye through. He kept trying to press a kiss to your lips and you dodged away.
“Kiss me” he pouted.
“Can’t or the dye will get on me and I don’t want that mistake”
After the timer went off, you rinsed it in the sink and busted out laugh.
“What’s so funny?” he asked.
“It’s so patchy, oh my god” you giggled.
He looked in the microwaves reflection.
“My god…what the hell is this!” he chuckled deeply.