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Attention! The Captain has arrived. Submit your weapons for inspection. 

Complete Phasma for Dragoncon 2017, which we will have running around with a medieval Kylo Ren and a team of Sith Lords. Constructed completely from leather, which we hand-tooled, baked to shape, and riveted into place. Combine this with blood, sweat, tears, and no respect for your lungs, you have a full suit of medieval Star Wars armor!

100 Dialogue Prompts: Part 5

Great team work, amigos. Here’s is part 5! 

  1. “Why is there a naked Ken Barbie doll tied up in your room?” “Goddammit, ____! I told you not to go in there!”
  2. “No Candice, I am NOT selling you my soul again.”
  3. “why is the fairy holding a gun.”
  4. “Jesus Christ on a boat made of crackers, what are you doing outside of the pod ship again?”
  5. “WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT” “He said I couldn’t… and I thought it was a challenge…”
  6. “How the fuck did you dye the ocean ORANGE?!”
  7. “Why are the roses green?”
  8. “Great, you made death angry.”
  9. ”この___だ!”
  10. “That better be a press on tattoo.”
  11. “If you only listened to the nature, you could learn more than humans ever passed to us.”
  12. “So, we’re dead?” “Well, kind of… yeah.”
  13. “Remind me again why you have a centaur tied up in your truck?”
  14. “Can you stop staring into my soul every time we meet? I feel exposed.”
  15. “You do realize that he wasn’t breathing when he spoke to us, right?”
  16. “I liked you better when you where possessed by that demon friend of yours”
  17. “You’re absolutely in love with him and have been for at least 2 years if you don’t go tell him how you feel I swear to god I will”
  18. “There are worse things in life than death.” “Nobody asked you,Lucifer.” “Just saying.”
  19. “Well, it’s wonderful that you’re having a sexuality crisis, but in case you forgot, we’re kind of in the middle of STOPPING THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT!”
  20. “Why is there a horse crashing on our couch?” “Oh, that’s Satan.”
  21. “Why would I hang out with you? You’re so incompetent! Your sacrifice to the faeries was so insufficient!”
  22. “Where the hell did the dragon go?! He was right here!”
  23. “Ok, the recipie calls for two cups of lemon and a cup of sugar, but all I see are cough syrup and battery acid…”
  24. “What do you mean today’s not a Tuesday?!”
  25. “So everyone on Earth had the same dream as me?”
  26. “you know what will solve that? Scotch.”
  27. “I didn’t ask for this!” “… you didn’t?”
  28. “How is it that the least likely outcome is always the outcome I receive?!” “You should go buy a lottery ticket.”
  29. “Guys, i know you’re all busy, but if any of you wants the dinner done, i will need my arm back”
  30. “Of COURSE I care about you. That’s why I sold your soul on the black market.”
  32. “What?”
  33. “I will take the concept of my rage, transform it into a physical weapon, and use it to BEAT YOU TO DEATH!”
  34. “Did you really HAD to slap the shark?!” “I mean… If you want me to kick it-”
  35. “I don’t care, your tamagotchi dying is not an excuse to wake me up before noon!”
  36. “You are telling me that the socks with hearts that I’ve been mocking since the first day you arrived are, in fact, what keep you alive?” “Yes!” “What?”
  37. “So you really want me to believe that you’re actually from the future?”
  38. “Dude. What have you done. Now we HAVE TO save those aliens!”
  39. “Can you just stop?” “God no, why would I do that?”
  40. “Hey at least I get laid doing it”
  41. “While that’s a lovely story, it doesn’t quite explain the fires.”
  42. “Dude, please tell me that you planned to deal with her guardian angel when you killed her.”
  43. “That’s such a stupid idea… let’s do it.”
  44. “What do you MEAN this just HAPPENS?!” “All the time, actually.”
  45. “I swear, one day you’ll kill us both.” “Oh please, I’ve never been that reckless.” “…” “That was ONE TIME!”
  46. “Why did you buy a nuke?!” “Why wouldn’t I? It was on sale”
  47. “I am fueled purely by rage and instant coffee.”
  48. “How are you a million years old, bit you can’t even remember who George Washington is?”
  49. “Because I gave not, a single shit.”
  50. “Is that a marijuana? In my good  Christian suburbs?!”
  52. “I don’t care if he’s a unicorn, NO ONE EATS MY MINI EGGS!”
  53. “Jesus Christ Lewis! *Again* with the Snails?” “It’s Thursday! You said Thursday’s were okay!”
  54. “Here’s a story for you. I woke up in Vegas as a makeup guru. I was REALLY drunk.”
  55. “If all your friends jumped off a cliff would you…WAIT, NO IT WAS A JOKE, STOP!”
  56. “You’re kinda like hitchhiking Ghost Busters, aren’t you?”
  57. “For gods sake, ditch the fanny pack”
  58. “Take the tomato!” “No, I don’t want the tomato” “JUST TAKE THE TOMATO”
  59. “‘That’s no moon!’ Everyone  remembered Jimmy’s words that night as he scolded his friends for half-heartedly pulling their pants down.”
  61. “Can you believe it?” “Just barely.”  "Man, I never thought he would ACTUALLY throw the chair.“
  62. "What did you THINK girl scout cookies were made of?”
  63. “Really? That’s not what I heard from Mrs. Sanchez across the hall!”   “Mom she’s literally a possessed cow, why do you listen to her?”
  64. “You got the rubber chicken, cheese whiz, and dish soap?” “Yep” “Ok, let’s do this!”
  65. “Are you building a life-sized Godzilla at 3am again?”
  66. “Don’t get pissy at me, YOU’RE the one who didn’t say what kind of tea bags to get for the clown!”
  67. "So YOU’RE the guy the math textbooks warned us about.”
  68. “Where’s our cat?” “I thought you were responsible for it?..”
  69. “What do you mean I’m half demon”
  70. “why are you duct taping a cat to the ceiling?” “aesthetic.”
  71. “Hope is a lie. So is philosophy, morality, language in general, the sky, dogs, and about a third of the population of Michigan.”
  72. “So let me get this straight. You filled a Darth Vader costume… With cats?”
  73. “How did I die this time?” “Well, it was pretty quick. I missed it, but from what I can tell, you convinced an entire school of 4000 people to throw watermelons at you all at the same time.” “…And?” “The impact of the watermelons threw you back a couple hundred kilometers and you landed in the ocean…inside the mouth of a particularly hungry shark.” “Goddamn it I wanted this death to be metal!”
  74. “Yesterday I learned that my childhood friend was a demon.”
  75. “Please tell me you said 'What bothers me most.’ "Yes? What the hell did you think I said?” Well….it kinda sounded like “His father’s meatloaf.’
  76. "Goddammit, why won’t you die?!”  "I DON’T FUCKING KNOW! “
  77. "I’d appreciate it if you fucking stopped, thanks.”
  78. “What the hell is this?” “It’s jello, you eat it”
  79. "You didn’t” “I did and I made them watch”
  80. "Why in the hell did you think this was a good idea?” “Look, YOU try saying 'No’ to not just a primordial deity, but my little sister as well.” “…Ok, you got me there.”
  81. “How do you know that it’s supposed to look like this?”
  82. “Are you making *tea*?!” “Well what else am I supposed to do?” “I don’t know maybe STOP THE MONSTER THATS RIGHT IN FRONT OF US!!”
  83. “Why are you in a dress?” “Lucifer wanted to have a tea party. You don’t say no to Lucifer”
  84. “So you’re telling me that aliens invaded while I was on vacation?”
  85. “I appreciate the gesture but I prefer my horses fried rather than alive.”
  86. *whining* “But Mooommm, I don’t want to save the woooorrld!”
  87. “Now I know not to cry there”
  88. “What if we DIDNT kill the king every Thursday” “Good idea we’ll kill him on Fridays instead.”
  89. “So you’re a zombie now?” “I guess I am” “So what are you gonna do about it?” “*shrug* I don’t know….”
  90. “I guess you weren’t joking when you said that the world is ruled by ants”
  91. “When I die, tell everyone 'I told you so.’”
  92. “You’re not real… You’re only in those silly books!” “Correction, my dear, you’re the fictional one.”
  93. “There was no 'free pie’ you moron! You stole it!”
  94. “Okay, I have good news and bad news. The good news is that my pet rock has gained sentience, just like we planned! The bad news is that it turns out he’s evil and is currently building a rock army with the intent of taking over the world. aaaand, he’s trying to get Mt. Everest on his side.”
  95. “Why is our baby on a wanted poster?”
  96. “Zombies are people too, Mom!”
  97. “… I’m gonna go for it. Hold my head for me real quick, and don’t put it on a mannequin like you did last time.”
  98. “Fascinating… I was unaware that was physically plausible.” “I know right.”
  99. “ACHOO!” “Bless you.” “No sorry, that won’t work on me.”
  100. “Bye, Felicia. Take you and your cat ears! GO!”

Prepare yourselves, because starting from tomorrow we will be making ‘100 Prompts That Will Make You Cry’ lists. Hope you enjoy this one. Which prompt do you like the most?

day 2 of @johnweek. i tried to grow him up but it didn’t work (but he’s transparent)


  • Noodle: hey remember when my hair was blue lol
  • 2D: *glaring*
Elsewhere University- Feathers

Like a whole bunch of other people, I saw @charminglyantiquated ’s Elsewhere University Comic and got SUPER INSPIRED. And since she’s so generously encouraging other people to play in her sandbox, I present ‘Feathers’.  EDIT : PART 2 HERE

You go to Elsewhere University. You’ve been going to Elsewhere University for (years and years and years and years) for three years now. You know how things are. You’re not an RA, but… Mm, you could have been.

Might still be. Aren’t yet.

This is your junior year (you think). You know how things are. You carry salt in one pocket, iron in another, trinkets to bargain away in your book bag, offerings in your purse, pearls around your neck.

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Soulmate AU; Seokjin

Originally posted by sugaa

Summary; Soulmate au where every time your soulmate dyes their hair your nails change to the exact same colour

oh my gosh i haven’t written anything about bts OR seokjin in ages i’m hYPED YES YES YES



-so for the longest time 

-you could have sworn you’ve inhaled like 20 metric tonnes of bleach shampoo and hair spray 

-how are you not dEA D   Y ET 

-wait waht 

-but why have you inhaled 20 metric tonnes of bleach shampoo and hairspray 

-your family worked in a hair salon that was smack bang in the middle of “entertainment district!”


-your family’s hair salon was pretty well established and it was well known to a lot of entertainment companies like SM YG and JYP

-so you had idols coming into your family’s salon like 34/8

-non stop business

-you always hold the broom and say “pl E A S E     K I  L L   M E

-ah the rough times you had

-you know what else was rough for you?

-you had an amazing collection of nail polishes 

-there were so many 

-you had them ever sinc eyou were little

-but every time you put them on

-they turned into a different colour

-more specifically

-a dark-ish brown colour

-you really didn’t like this colour

-it didn’t suit your hands at all

-which made you sad because you just wanted a nice 

-you saw it every time you put some on

-”i just  w A N T   TO   W E A R    S P A R K L Y   B L U E    D A Y    D R E A M   F O R    O N C E    P L  E  A  S  E “

-and every time you wore it for school people would comment about how you’re being emo and stuff 

-and so you stopped wearing nail polish completely after that

-you were pretty upset about it

-by the time 2013 rolled around 

-you overheard your mum and dad talking about a new group client

-you were actually happy about seeing new customers because for the third time that month you put dyed at least every member of exo’s hair by then


-you overheard that they were from the company across the street

-which was big-hit


-you kind of heard their name too

-b…..tf? bts? something like that

-one morning

-you were sweeping the floors

-and as you stopped sweeping

-you see this group come in

-they look pretty young

-and tall too

-you were slightly intimidated by them 

-rushing to greet them your parents were slightly thrilled to have them in your salon

-your mum called you over to say hello

-and so you did

-they were actually pretty nice

-between the three of you

-you your mum and your dad

-you and your mum had to cut and dye two of the member’s hair

-while your dad took care of the other three

-you had the two youngest who were v and jungkook

-who knew you would be assigned to these two goofballs in the future wOW

-when everyone was finished

-you noticed that when you finally decided to put nail polish back on

-it was a kind of…lighter brown

-before it was a dark chocolate colour

-but it kind of just changed into a gingerbread colour

-you….were actually fond of this colour

-it looked pretty and reminded you of gingerbread cookies!

-for a while it stayed the same colour

-but as soon as the next comeback came around

-you happened to notice it changing colour again

-from that nice gingerbread to a chestnut colour

-your mum commented on how quickly you changed nail colours

-and you just replied with

-”i-it just changes…by itself”

-you mum started to laugh and poked you in the ribs a couple times

-and you’re confused


-you remember the way that your parents met

-her nail polish colour changed to the colours that her dad had his hair colour as

-so for example

-he once had a light-ish blond colour for his hair with bright yellow tips

- n O 

-your mum’s nail polish would change to a sunny yellow

-and while you had no other groups coming in for the mean time

-you soon realised that it may as well be someone in BTS

-dam you lucky 

-the most drastic change was when it went from that nice chestnut colour back to a dark rose colour

-then a couple months later you noticed it being a dark brown again

-and the only member that you noticed to have this kind of trend consisting of dark colours…………..was jin

-you rarely spoke to him because you never washed his hair or dyed it or did anything

-it was only when you went to say hello and goodbye and if he wanted anything to drink or eat while he had his hair cut 

-another drastic change was a year later when he had his hair become a light blonde

-and your nails changed to a light pastel yellow colour

-the colour reminded you of the colour of a lemon or mango macaron

-you had asked him if he wanted a drink and he actually said yes so you got him one

-and he kind of noted down in his head that you had the same colour nails as his hair

-and that he also noted that it was the dark brown colour he had before

-the last drastic change you noticed was when he dyed his hair pink

-he had asked for a drink again

-and just as you were getting it

-your nail colour started to change from the light pastel yellow 

-to a light pastel pink

-right in front of him

-just as he was about to leave with the other members

-he came back into the shop

-and was just looking at you sort the magazines out

-he was just standing behind you as he looked at you sort of the magazines

-you slowly turned around because you figured that someone was behind you 

-”hm? oh jin what’s up? did you forget anything?”

-”not exactly…i was just wondering what you thought of my new hair?”

-”it’s really nice my mum did a good job.”

-”she did. it’s also funny.”

“what is?”

-”your nails….they changed colour…from the colour i had on my hair before to the colour i am now. it’s like we’re magically matching soulmates.”

-you smile and turn back to sorting out the maga–

-but then you stop

-you turn back to him

-and he just

-gave you the warmest smile

-and you’re just a blushing mess

-maybe the colours you had on your nails

-really did suit you all along

“hey what if i put nail polish on and it changes colour too!”

“you could try jin”

“i’m doing it then!”


“how did it go?”

“well….you hair is still the same colour….my nails are still blue…..help”

“i’ll get the nail polish remover”

“thank you”

skye07  asked:

Ohhh!!! you wrote the knitting Tony story!!!! I've been hunting that story for a long time!!! (was on a reading spree on your Tony tag, I'm having a swell of a time) So HOW ABOUT!! Someone finding or just ended up in Tony's stash room (it might be a floor if we are being honest, I would with his resources). I am salivating just imaginging the AMOUNT of yarn Tony must have collected, of all colours and types. Just, please. I would love you even more if you decide this prompt worthy~~

You mean that story I sent to bloody-bee-tea about Tony knitting? I’m surprised I haven’t written more Tony knitting, tbh. Hope you like it! Look out for under the cut!

This work can also be found on my Ao3 here.

Natasha had been investigating her new home when she stumbled into it. The room was gigantic, cube shelves covering the walls. Every single shelf had balls of yarn in it, starting with red in one corner and spreading in a circular rainbow of yarns, except for the few columns of shelves that were filled with needles, hooks, counters of some sort?

Natasha felt nervous for a reason she couldn’t explain. Perhaps because this room felt deeply personal? That the person who had set it up had taken time to organize it just right?

She stayed just long enough to tuck a gun under some soft yarn before she left. Each room needed at least one weapon hidden in it.

“Why would you ever need this in my stash?” Tony complained, shoving the gun into her hands. “You can use literally anything in there as a weapon. The straight needles can be used to stab people and the circular needles can be used as garrotes. My double-pointed needles can be used in close combat. And if your attacker is allergic to wool, he’s gonna be in for a bad time.”

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