dice troop

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Sup y’all here’s the Casino Staff and King Dice’s group of executive officers

Yes I’ve been thinking about this for a while, so here are my crackshot at designing the fam. There’s caption underneath the pics 

My mom and I playing "Cuphead" (Inkwell hell)
  • Entering:
  • My mom: Holy sh*t...
  • Me: Indeed...
  • *************************
  • The Tipsy troop:
  • Me: this boss is meant to be defeated while you drink a whole bottle of whiskey! I asure you!
  • Mom: After this, you and i are going to drink the six pack that is the refrigerator.
  • Us: *dies*
  • Mom: f*ck it! Im buying a f*cking Tonayan* gallon...
  • *****************************
  • Pip & Dot:
  • Mom: remenber when we used to play domino on family reunions?
  • Me: and when after two turns i just go started bulding up tiny houses with the pieces?
  • Mom: good times...
  • **************************
  • Mr. Wheesy:
  • Me: this is a divine sign mom! You gotta stop smoking!
  • Mom: maybe after beating this motherf*cker, i could beat my cigarette addiction...
  • Me: :D
  • Mom: or maybe not...
  • Me: D:<
  • **********************
  • Chips Bettigan:
  • Mom: we could just bet with this guy's body in first place...
  • ************************
  • Mr Chimes:
  • Me: this silly game, everybody knows a toy machine can't hold a plushy more that 5 seconds after letting it go!
  • Mom: why there's a memory game inside a toy machine?
  • Me: why there's a toy machine inside a casino if kids aren't supposed to be inside the casino?
  • ************************
  • Pirouletta:
  • Mom: this is pure bullsh*t, you can't jump over this stupid boss!
  • Me: *makes the jump thanks to the parry*
  • Me: this game knows you suck at parrying
  • Mom: i know right...
  • ***************************
  • Hopus Pocus:
  • Mom: WHY THIS GAME KEEPS REMINDING ME I SUCK AT PARRYS!!!
  • Me: You want to change your charm?
  • Mom: yes pls
  • ***************************
  • Pheat Lap:
  • Me: this godamn foreground...
  • Mom: b*llshit trees...
  • Us: *Dies*
  • Us: B*LLSHIT!!
  • ***************************
  • Mangosteen:
  • Mom: i used to be a professional at pool, you know?
  • Me: like you are a professional at this game?
  • Mom: first of all there's no need of make fun of your poor mother, and second of all WHAT THE F*CK?!
  • Mangosteen: *starts puking rainbow*
  • *************************
  • Getting a "Start Over":
  • Us: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
  • **************************
  • King Dice:
  • Mom: i going to sound like those crazy girls on tumblr but...
  • Mom: you are about to eat some porcelain d*ck...
  • ----------------------
  • Mom: PARRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!
  • ----------------------
  • Me: those fingers tho.
  • Mom: im the only one who fingers people to death
  • --------------------
  • Me: Lets play some yahtzee, Mr. Dicey...
  • Mom: i hope he falls down the table so we never have to see him again like any other dice
  • -----------------------
  • Us: *winning*
  • Us: FUUUCK YEAHHHH!!
  • *****************************
  • The devil:
  • Us: *dies after 2 seconds of fight*
  • Us: okay, what the f*ck?
  • ----------------------
  • Me: what kind of boss is this?
  • Mom: the kind of boss that makes you put a warning im the main tittle
  • Me: "Don't deal with the devil"?
  • Mom: exactly
  • ***********************
  • Me: STOP TURNING INTO RANDOM CREATURES YOU OVERSIZED CAT!!
  • ************************
  • Mom: get in the hole!
  • Me: THE WALLS ARE LAVA MEME!
  • Mom: SHUT UP!
  • *************************
  • Me: good news! The floor is no longer lava!
  • Me: now, there's no floor at all!
  • *************************
  • Mom: CRY FOR ME B*TCH!
  • Mom: CRY FOR MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
  • ***********************
  • Us: *winning*
  • Me: OMG WE DID IT!!
  • Mom: WE KILLED SATAN!!!
  • Me: I WANT TO CRY!!!
  • Mom: GIRL SHUT YOUR SENSITIVE ASS UP!!
  • Mom: nevermind, i want to cry too
  • XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
  • Taa-daaa~
  • There it is!
  • Notes:
  • -"tonayan" is a type of alcohol similar to tequila but like %200 stronger.
  • -No, my mom didn't stop smoking
  • I'll probably going to make one about our reactions to the finals
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King Dice Bosses (because so many people were asking me to do them)

I do not own any of these characters. They belong to StudioMDHR.  I own their human designs. DO NOT STEAL OR CLAIM THEIR DESIGN!

DO NOT REMOVE MY WATERMARK/SIGNATURE OFF THE PICTURE PLEASE!!! Otherwise, enjoy the artwork!

YOU MAY NOT RE-UPLOAD OR POST MY ARTWORK TO ANOTHER WEBSITE OR ANYWHERE ELSE!
YOU MAY NOT USE THESE WITHOUT MY CONSENT! (or you’ll have a bad time)

feeneyivy  asked:

Hey toobsy teep you don't wanna live YOU DON'T WANNA LIVE. 😤😤😤😠😠😠😤😤😤😤😵😵😳sorry been drinking too much Pepsi. 😵😵😵😵

(No, Beppi, go home, you’re drunk too)

“HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HELLO THERE, PEOPLE! I JUST ARRIVED HERE AND I THINK I’M GONNA STAY FOR A WHILE!”

KD: No you’re not. Get the hell outta here

“YOU CAN’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! NO ONE CAN!”

KD: Here, look at what you’ve done. Hope you’re satisfied, now that this… clown thing has invaded the casino.


(Beppi’s gonna be avaible for ten asks!)

All bets are off!

It’s King Dice and his casino crooks!

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🎃👻H a p p p y H a l l o w e e n !!!🖤❤️ I hope you all had a wonderful Halloween!! 💕 

So here, to celebrate halloween I designed some costumes for the Cuphead Bosses to wear. Baroness is a Evil Black Licorice Queen, Djimmi is a mummy, and Dr. Kahl’s Robot is obvious to tell. Cagney is a Candy Corn monster and Cuphead is a Zombie! 💚

Some other bosses didn’t get to be in this cause I didn’t have time to draw them- but I will tell of what they are for Halloween!

Elder kettle- Ghost| Mugman- Zombie| The Root Pack- Rotten Veggies| Hilda Berg- Witch| Goopy- | Ribby and Croaks-| Beppi-| Wally Warbles-| Grim Matchstick- Cerberus| Rumour-| Captain Brainybeard-| Cala Maria- Medusa| Werner-| Phantom Express-| Sally Stageplay(and her husband💫)- Sally and Jack| King Dice-| Tipsy Troop-| Mr. Wheezey-| Pip and dot-| Pirouletta-| Chips Bettigan- Woody| Hocus Pocus- Roger Rabbit| Phear Lap-| Mangosteen-| Mr. Chimes- Sock Monkey|~ (Most of them are blank cause I couldn’t think of what they would be… I’ll edit it later,,) Enjoy~ :D @jake-clark

Testing the Waters

Dear followers, friends and foes!

I’ve been invited by the amazing folks over at Dice Troop to begin a weekly video-cast on varying topics of tabletop RPGs.

This seems like an amazing opportunity, and I’m both flattered and excited to begin.

However, I repeat and will continue to repeat, I would not be anything without all of you.

My confidence as a writer heavily outweighs my confidence in speaking (Which is hilariously ironic as a GM!), and most of you have been around long enough to know my opinion on that.

If I may beg your time for just a moment, please answer the following questions for me.

1. Would you be interested in watching myself and a few others speak on tabletops weekly?

2. Is there anything specifically you’d like to see, or see us talk about?

i.e. Topics of writing, analysis of systems, telling stories etc.

3. Any suggestions for the name of the show?

Your feedback is appreciated! If I can be honest and slightly personal, I’m anxious over losing my slight anonymity, but if there is interest in something like this, I’m in!

I couldn’t get here without you all. Would you join me there as well?

EDIT: Regardless of any other project, this blog will remain up and running without interruption. Posting for clarity!