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Random Trinket Table

Have you ever thought to yourself, “Man, I want something useless but mildly interesting that isn’t from the trinket table in the player’s handbook!” Well, you’re in luck. Because I love random, useless trinkets and I’ve created a list for all to use. Even though there are plenty of other random trinket tables out there, you can never really have too many. Am I right or…? Anyways. Table below the cut!

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Greek Terracotta Game Table, Archaic Period, Early 6th Century BC

Decorated with a series of seven seated lions and a swan.  28cm x 20.3cm, 12.8cm high

Game tables such as this are thought to have been part of the funerary offerings during the Archaic period in Attica. Miniature clay tables have been found in offering deposits at the Kerameikos and at Vari, with figures of weeping mourners on the top. In both cases they were accompanied by small clay dice, leading to their interpretation as game tables. It has been suggested that their presence in funerary contexts reflects how the Greeks of this period saw board games as a metaphor for life and death.

T.J. Miller: Women Aren’t as Funny as Men
T.J. Miller said during a new interview that he doesn’t think women are as funny as men — read the quotes

woooow how edgy of you TJ Miller.  Funny how this guy says women need shock value yet he is pulling the same shit lazy male comedians have pulled for years.  You’re not edgy or original TJ just like 

Andrew Dice Clay wasn’t 

Or Daniel Tosh

or Howard Stern

or Dane Cook 

or Doug Stanhope 

or the abundance of other Male devil advocate edge lords out there who think they’re being original and brave when really they’re doing what insecure men have done for years in order to feel special. 


This black dragon features golden sparkles and faerie-style wings the colour of fire! It reminds me a bit of Halloween, too. 

Available in my Etsy shop here: https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/544355438/sparkly-black-faerie-fire-dragon-comes


This floofy oriental dragon won’t let anyone touch your dice!

Available in my Etsy shop here: https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/557587963/green-oriental-dragon-sculpture-holds-a?ref=listing_published_alert


As I am away on a trip to Vancouver this week and unable to sculpt, I’ll be posting some dragons that I’ve already made that I haven’t yet had the chance to post. 
Here’s the first of the dice dragons. I used some scrap clay pieces left over from the monarch butterfly earrings I made awhile back. He came out looking like a lava dragon or something. He has not pupils in his eyes so that they look like molten magma.