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Fish part 2
  • Steve: what are you doing?
  • Dianna: Feeding the fish.
  • Steve: can I help?
  • Dianna: the last time you fed my fish you gave it too much and killed it.
  • Steve: I said sorry!
  • Dianna, laughing: it's okay.
  • Steve: I'll water the plants
  • Dianna: Wait don't give it too-
  • *adds a whole damn bucket and Dianna slowly takes it from him*
  • Dianna: D:
  • Steve: did I kill it?
  • Dianna, sadly: yes.
  • Steve: do you want ice cream?
  • Dianna: yes.
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“Laughter is key. Dancing a must. Because oh, how we do love both things! But most importantly, possess the ability to be present, be true to your deepest wishes, intentions. Do good unto others, to yourself. Being true to yourself is one of the greatest attributes. Happiness ensues. Be present. Be kind. Be patient. Be honest. Find moments to be silly. The results will always be rewarding.” 

Burt: Dude you’re gay.
Kurt: Excuse me?
Burt: You’re gay. And you’re not like Rock Hudson gay, you’re really gay. You sing like Dianna Ross and and you dress like you own a magic chocolate factory.
—  Glee: Burt Hummel and Kurt Hummel - 03x02 I Am Unicorn
Catfished? (Requests open)

Hey guys, this was a req that liked a lot so I’m gonna do it but chat style, how you enjoy! (This takes place in modern times btw)
———
Dianna: When can we see eachother?
Steve: Well, we had planned for Saturday, but I have work.
Dianna: I wish you didn’t have to, we’ve never been able to meet.
Steve: Yeah.. I’m sorry, it’ll happen someday.
Dianna: …
Dianna: You aren’t lying to me are you?
Steve: What? What do you mean?
Dianna: You are who you say you are, right?
Steve: of course I am, I would never lie to you. What, are you gonna tie a lasso around me and force me to? (COUGH COUGH)
Dianna, laughing: No.
Steve: Next weekend, I promise.
*steve has left the chat*
Dianna: *sigh*
Etta, Dianna’s best friend: you’ve been awfully sad lately, are you okay?
Dianna: I just, I think that Steve is lying to me.
Etta: Haven’t you two been talking for quite a while?
Dianna: Yes, but-
Etta: You should trust him.
Dianna: …
Dianna: I HAVE AN IDEA
Etta: oh god
Dianna: We just have to expose him!
Etta: Dianna what if you’re wrong?
Dianna: I’m never wrong
Dianna: It’ll be fun!
Etta: …Fine.
Dianna: YES!
Etta: where do we even start?
Dianna: I have his address.
Etta: IF YOU HAVE HIS ADDRESS WHY DONT YOU TRUST HIM?
Dianna: I DONT KNOW
Etta: Fine, Fine. He doesn’t live close at all! We can head out tomorr-
Dianna: Now.
Etta: But it’s late, and-
Dianna: The quicker the better!
Etta: Seriously?
Dianna: YES
Etta: Fine. But please put down the sword. (cOUGH COUGH)
Dianna: Sorry, bad habit.
——
Dianna: Alright. Here’s his house.
Dianna: How do we get in?
Etta: Is it just me or did that not take a very long time
Dianna: I know right? But-
Etta, bursts through the door yelling: IS THERE A STEVE HERE
Dianna: ETTA
Steve, still half asleep: W-What? WHO ARE YOU??
Etta: GET UP
Steve: UH NO WHO ARE YOU
Etta: ARE YOU LYING TO MY FRIEND??
Steve: I STILL DONT KNOW YOU!
Dianna, running into the house: ETTA I-
Steve: Dianna?
Dianna: Steve?
Steve: Do you know her?
Dianna: Uh-
Etta: YES SHE DOES. HES LYING I CAN SEE IT
Dianna: ETTA. THIS IS HIM.
Etta: Oh. Alrighty then.
(For: @elaine-spades, thanks for the inspo!!❤️)

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