How Klance Breaks Up (True Story)
  • Lance: Keith... I'm sorry, I just don't think this is going to work anymore.
  • Lance: You're just... not who I thought you were.
  • Lance: I don't think I'll ever be able to look at you the same.
  • Keith: *trying not to cry* I get it. I'm part Galra. Clearly, that's not what you signed up for. I'm sorry.
  • Lance: Wait what?
  • Lance: Oh, no I don't care that you're part Galra. I think that's pretty cool actually.
  • Keith: Then wha-
  • Lance: I just can't get over the fact that you're from Texas.

A: “Oh crap, it’s falling apart.”

B: “Hang on.” *reaches into pocket and pulls out duct tape* “Will this do?”

A: “…”

B: “…”

A: “Do you always carry on you duct tape?”

B: “Yes.”


“It’s okay if you hate Earth –and listening to reason– and want nothing more than to live on Mars, I still think you’re cute.”

“Aww, Eris. It’s okay if you’re kind of boring 64% of the time and always disappear when it’s your turn to cook, I still think you’re cute, too.”

“That was uncalled for, Linds.”

“I’m sorry, I’m not the one that refuses to listen to the truth about Mars. It’s our rightful home.”

“I’m convinced that there’s someone out there writing out this dialogue. How else would you come up with stupid stuff to say?”

“I’m going to hug you now so that I don’t slap you instead.”

“Freckles are just star maps to distant galaxies, never be ashamed of them.”

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I could definitely go on about the betrayal by Joelle of Callen. (Oh, look, I did! Oops.)  I knew it was coming, but then they had to throw in that: 

  1. He was so sorry she got caught up in this, probably seeing some of his fears about having loved ones in this job – things he’s seen happen with Sam – be realized. He was SORRY! (Screw you, Joelle.)
  2. He remembered she liked Nutella.  (Screw. You. Joelle.)
  3. Mr. No Possessions felt sentimental about the table she gave him. (Screw you, Joelle.)
  4. He was so worried about her coming in and seeing her on the floor. (SCREW. YOU. JOELLE.)  (On this note, let’s remember that H – the person G was closest to for the longest time who has probably also thrown of his trust senses, despite what she feels are good intentions, knew Jo was CIA before now.  She also LET HIM GET TO JOELLE ON THE FLOOR AND STILL WAITED TO REVEAL HER IDENTITY. She literally waited until the last possible second.  Come on, show.  You want us to stay mad at Hetty, don’t you?)

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