diabetes meme

Me, usually:

Juice? Hmm it’s ok I guess. Don’t really like it too much. Gimme some of that w a t e r or maybe some m i l k I guess.

Me, low:

Oh fjück.. I’ve entered the astral plane… Juice is sustenance sent by god himself. I love it. Slurp slurp. Fuck yeah. All I need is that Ĵ̶̳ͅu̶͚͒̽ȋ̵̘̕c̵̉̌͝ͅe̵̫̹̳͒̈ and then I will relax until the Juice king embraces me and I enter the realm of human experience once more.

Me, high:

Give me the forbidden juice. Life is suffering. My body screams for the juice. The only thing that can help be now is her. The juice. I love her…. but I cannot have her… we are star crossed lovers separated by god himself…. one day we can be together… all I wish is to bask in her sugary beauty..

Yugkook Headcanons

the world just needs more yugkook, don’t even argue with me in this.

  • a lot of dates
  • really, a fuckton of dates when they have the time
  • they don’t have much privacy back at their dorms, or even on the streets, so usually when they go out (to the movies, or bowling, or just walking late at night) they use most of their time to make out
  • a fuckton of make out sessions, tbh
  • on the bowling alley’s bathroom, on the movies (they usually catch the most empty session so they can make out all the way through the movie), when they’re back at one of their dorms and they think nobody’s paying attention, just two young adults sucking each other’s lips
  • gaming bets (which usually ends with one of them pouting and pushing the other off the couch)
  • late night texts, even though they know they have schedule early on the next day they can’t help it
  • making fun of each other all the time
  • whispered confessions
  • stealing glances at each other, the knowing looks and smirks, the blushing cheeks
  • hand holding when nobody’s paying attenttion
  • neck kisses (my heart~~)
  • jungkook stroking yugyeom’s mole with his thumb after an intense make out session
  • collarbone hickeys
  • stealing each others clothes
  • taking pictures of each other when the other isn’t looking
  • secret calls
  • biting each others lips when they make out
  • they are not the kind of couple that shows pda all the time, they reserve their smitten looks and touches for when they are alone, even though it doesn’t happen all the time
  • jungkook’s hyungs never saw them kissing
  • neither have yugyeom’s, just bambam once caught them making out bc he’s a nosy little shit
  • bambam ships them really hard
  • jungkook is jealous of yugyeom with bambam, even though he knows it’s kind of stupid, if it weren’t for bambam’s intervention they wouldn’t be together
  • talking to each other about the pros and cons of being the maknae, the pressure of the industry, the way they miss home, because they get each other in a way their hyungs can’t
  • even though jungkook is jealous of everyone within 10 meters of yugyeom, gyeomie is still the jealous and possessive one in the relationship
  • they save ugly pictures of each other on the internet and use as lockscreen
  • special nicknames
  • yugyeom pulling jungkook closer by his waist all the time
  • yugyeom flaunting the fact he’s slightly taller than jungkook all the time, just to see jungkook’s annoyed face
  • jungkook flauting the fact he’s two months older than yugyeom and trying to make yugyeom call him hyung (hyung kink AHEEEEEM)
  • jungkook leaving bite marks anywhere he can reach on yugyeom
  • jungkook hiding when he calls yugyeom bc he knows their conversations have the pontential to be some brutal blackmail material
  • yugyeom is the shy one in the relationship
  • jungkook being perpetually sexually frustrated bc they can’t do anything with the lack of privacy and their hyungs interrupting them all the time
  • taehyung loves to cockblock them
  • they make plans for the future through texts, even though they know they most likely won’t be able to follow them
  • they made playlists for each other
  • jungkook was the first to say i love you
  • they both like watching horror movies
  • they have a lot of inside jokes

ok, i guess that’s it for now, y’all can add something if y’all want to <3