- Hermione: if you bite it and you die, it's poisonous, if it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
- Draco: what if it bites me and it dies?
- Hermione: it means you're poisonous, Merlin, learn to listen.
- Blaise: what if it bites itself and I die?
- Theo: that's voodoo.
- Harry: what if it bites me and someone else dies?
- Hermione: that's correlation, not causation.
- Theo: what if we bite each other and neither of us dies?
- Draco: that's kinky.
- Hermione: oh my god.
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