• Hermione: if you bite it and you die, it's poisonous, if it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
  • Draco: what if it bites me and it dies?
  • Hermione: it means you're poisonous, Merlin, learn to listen.
  • Blaise: what if it bites itself and I die?
  • Theo: that's voodoo.
  • Harry: what if it bites me and someone else dies?
  • Hermione: that's correlation, not causation.
  • Theo: what if we bite each other and neither of us dies?
  • Draco: that's kinky.
  • Hermione: oh my god.

Because I’ve been having feels lately here are some bedtime Dramione headcanons

• They both have absolutely ridiculous cases of bed head. Draco claims things could get lost in Hermione’s hair while Hermione says his hair looks like he got electrocuted.

• Draco snores but refuses to believe it because he is a Malfoy and snoring is for uncouth commoners.

• They like to read before going to bed but sometimes get distracted with other… activities.

• They love cuddling.

• Hermione is generally a morning person. Draco wasn’t a morning person until they had kids but he still needs his cup of coffee to properly function.

• Hermione sometimes sleep talks gibberish although a few times she has somehow held full coversations with a very amused Draco.

• Hermione will read the kids bedtime stories from story books while Draco will usually make up stories on the spot.

• Lots of cuddles.

• Hermione hates wearing socks to bed, which is awful for Draco because her feet get really cold and she ends up pressing them against him to warm them up.

• They have a hard time sleeping when there’s a thunderstorm so they’ll huddle under their blankets with chocolate and their favorite books.

• They both have nightmares from the War and if one wakes up and can’t fall back asleep the other will stay up as well.

• Cuddles galore.

• Hermione introduced Draco to the art of pillow fighting and he absolutely loves it.

• Hermione also introduced him to alarms clocks but that he is much less appreciative of.

• The first time Hermione wore one of Draco’s shirts for bed his jaw dropped and he was speechless for a good minute.

• Even more cuddles.

• Hermione can survive with two pillows but Draco needs at least seven. When she asked how he possibly survived at Hogwarts he admitted that the packages he’d receive the first week or so of school would have at least one shrunken pillow.

• Draco taunts Crookshanks for not being allowed to sleep on the bed whereas he, being a man, gets to have Hermione to himself all night long. Hermione ends up having to threaten him with The Couch because honestly the rivalry between her cat and her husband will be the death of her.

• Hermione can be a blanket hog, especially in the winter. Draco usually ends up tugging her on top of him so he can stay warm.

• So. Many. Cuddles.

anonymous asked:

Hi!! I love your blog! can you list some of your favorite dramione fics? Thank you!

hell yeah I can, dramione is my shit. friends come and go, but dramione is forever :’)

just a reminder that you can find some more dhr recs on my fic recs page. I’m really behind in updating it, though, so there are a few that are missing. (all of the fics I’m listing below are completed)

ok I’m gonna assume you’ve read the fallout and isolation before, but if you haven’t, check these two fics out first!! they are great for dramione skeptics and beginners

(btw most of these are hogwarts fics because I’m super into the whole sneaking around dark corridors, making out in abandoned classrooms thing)

hogwarts fics

  • what the room requires by alydia rackham: 6th year, Hermione is the one to find Draco in the bathroom, they get trapped in the RoR together
  • clean & marked by olivieblake: two of my faves, clean takes place in 6th year, and marked takes place during the war, there are so many plot twists in this series, it’s amazing, beautifully written, i love it
  • difficult by provocative-envy: one of my favorite fic writers ever, she is so so so talented, this is a basic hogwarts fic, I think it takes place 6th year but I don’t really remember but I do that remember I liked this
  • silencio by akashathekitty: so much drama in this one! 6th year (haha do you see a trend?) personally their relationship moved way to fast for me, but this is still really good
  • beautiful things can come from the dark by yesterdayschild4: despite the rape themes (it’s not D who rapes H), this fic is obnoxiously fluffy and I loved it
  • forget me by emara88: this fic is so underrated! hermione passes out at a ministry party in 2001, and while in a coma, she discovers her hidden past at hogwarts
  • delilah’s black book of poems by dark whisper: ONE OF MY FAVES!!! forbidden romance in this is so heart-wrenching!!! and “If you were mine” is one of the most iconic moments I have ever read
  • live again by sophie733: why is this not more popular?? basically everyone dies in the war, and D&H go back in time to fix it
  • presque toujours pur by shayalonnie: hermione is revealed to be pureblood, which changes basically everything, this fic is so interesting, though, post war hogwarts
  • finders by everythursday: hermione and draco have to work together to solve a mystery at hogwarts, this is heavy on the plot and the romance is more of a background story, post war hogwarts
  • virtus et ludicium by anjalimalfoy: to be honest, I don’t remember what this is about, but based on my abundance of highlighting in my books app, I must have liked it..? seventh year dramione
  • suppressed emotions by hoplesslydevoted.xx: someone is after hermione, and draco is given the task of protecting her. this fic is amazing, I loved how their relationship is so slow burn
  • and we all fall down by rumaan: this is sooo good. draco malfoy comes back to hogwarts halfway through the year after a stint in azkaban.

war fics

  • cruel & beautiful world by lena phoria: the writer recently published this story into a book (yayy), but I have an .epub saved if anyone wants me to email it to them, voldy!wins AU
  • turncoat by elizaye: if you’re looking for a fic similar to the fallout, this is it. draco switches sides and hermione is his confidant
  • we learned the sea by luckei1: this fic is amazing, it’s one of my faves. draco, harry, and hermione team up to take down lord voldemort
  • ugh I’m sorry, I wish I had more :/

post-war fics

  • broken by inadaze22: amazing, amazing, amazing. no one has seen hermione for years, when she returns to the wizarding society with no friends, she develops a close relationship with the slytherin squad
  • hunted by bex-chan: written by the genius of isolation, draco and hermione are forced to work together when their ex-classmates start dying
  • when the bell tolls by everythursday: four years after the war, there is a sudden rise in Dark Magic, and hermione needs azkaban prisoner draco to help stop it
  • lady of the lake by colubrina: a rare fic where hermione is more of the bad guy. hermione and draco overthrow the order and take over the ministry
  • parade of the sun by everythursday: hermione is researching a plant that has the power to change time, and draco wants to use it 
  • again, I apologize for not having more in this category

also maybe check out my own fic? (error in expectations) it’s WIP, and it takes place during what was supposed to be the golden trio’s 7th year

  • Blaise: kiss the one you want the most, Draco
  • Draco: Astoria?
  • Astoria: yes?
  • Draco: can you move? I'm trying to get to Granger

@malfoyneegrangernet​ // February Challenge // Favorite Tropes: DRACO THE TURNCOAT

She took a deep breath. “Can I trust you?”

It wasn’t as though she were looking at him for the answer, but she was curious as to what his response would be. She saw him swallow, frown, avert his eyes, and furrow his brow. He sat up, his eyes burning holes into floor in front of him.

“Malfoy?” Hermione reached out, but he pulled away.

“You shouldn’t,” he snapped.

She frowned. “Why, because of that mark on your arm?”

Her heart dropped when he looked up at her, his grey eyes dark and full of anger and hatred - but it wasn’t directed at her.

“Because I’m a coward,” he spoke through his teeth, his voice fighting to leave his throat. “And you should never trust a coward.” (x)(x)

Anatomy and Dangerous Words
  • <p> <b>Hermione:</b> What a hard, walled-up, heart you have. Are you willing to break the walls for me?<p/><b>Draco:</b> What a pretty, delicate, neck you have. Are you willing to risk it by loving me?<p/><b></b> ...<p/><b>Hermione:</b> My neck and my heart is for me to risk and for you to save.<p/><b>Draco:</b> Then my heart is for you to shatter and put back together again .<p/></p>

Hermione sighed and turned to face him, taking his chin in her hand to inspect his injuries. “Ron’s not really weak minded,” she said, reaching for her wand.

Draco gave a small snort. “We’ll have to agree to disagree.”

“He just… listens to his heart more than his head.” With a quick charm the swelling in his lip began to fade and the pressure on his jaw dissipated. 

He hummed. “And you?” he asked, ignoring how bare his face now felt in the absence of her hand. “Which do you listen to?”

She let out a little chuckle and put away her wand. “Me?” She turned from him, resting her elbows on the stone railing of the balcony and looking out over the river. “I suppose I take both into consideration.”

“Ah,” he mused, mirroring her position, putting them shoulder to shoulder. “And in the event of a draw?” He watched her face, saw her lips pull slightly to the left as she thought.

“Then…” she bit her lip, thinking carefully of how to answer the clearly loaded question. “Then I chose the one better equipped for the situation at hand.”

“How very practical of you,” he teased. 

She smiled, her nose crinkling and her cheeks turning a faint pink. “Well I am a very practical person.”

His gaze lingered on her for another moment before he willed himself to look away. “So I’ve noticed.”

Before I Knew [FFNET] [AO3]


His eyes flickered over her face. Something broke over the sternness and the barrier he was so good at putting up. She caught its blinding flashes, felt the heat of his glare: longing. Or something an awful lot like it.

“Why do you get to be happy?,” she asked, wanting to unstick the words from the bones in her throat, “and I don’t?”

The Good Girl by attica ( @basicaquatics )

  • Hermione: [phone starts ringing]
  • Harry: [looks at who is calling] you still call your dad "daddy"?
  • Hermione: [picks up phone and locks eyes with Harry]
  • Hermione: hey Draco, what's up?
  • Harry: [chokes on drink]